Zero Tolerance
School Offers Counseling to Kids "Troubled" by Gun-Shaped Pastry
How considerate of them.
Seven-Year-Old Suspended for Imaginary Grenade
School administrators aren't pretending; they're really idiots
Mississippi Students Arrested for 'Crimes' Including Flatulence, Dress-Code Violations
At least they're learning what it's like to be a modern American
12-Year-Old Girl Punished for Hugging Classmate
There's a special place in Hell for school administrators