Obama to Name Jeh Johnson as Next DHS Chief
Former Pentagon Lawyer
As if "VIPR" squads and "BOSS" surveillance weren't worrisome enough.
His regular gig is buying guns and ammunition for the feds
Armed agents demanding access without explaining why
That's probably a diplomatic way of saying "profiling"
But will maintain more security at transportation centers for now
Not that anybody expected the government to spend less
Those are some heavily armed recreational vehicles
It approves its own policies, so they must be correct!
The Congressional Research Service says there's no actual agreed-upon definition
It's unnecessary, ineffective, and expensive. And that's just for starters.
Even though it knew it was false and criticized the fusion center that produced it
Their agents are probably the ones pushing the plans, but let's just raid everybody to be sure.