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Politics

Tonight on The Independents: 'And Justice for Some,' Starring Freeway Ricky Ross, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a Man Who Did Solitary for Five Years, and More!

Matt Welch | 8.8.2014 4:20 PM

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Tonight's theme episode of The Independents (Fox Business Network, 9 p.m. ET, 6 p.m. PT, with re-airs three and five hours later), is all about the recent movement to (long-overdue) criminal justice reform, spearheaded by the likes of Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) and Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.).

The show starts with a wide-ranging debate between the co-hosts and two former prosecutors: Fox News Legal Analyst Lis Wiehl and The Five co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle. Next comes testimony from a man named Five Mualimm-ak, who spent five years in solitary confinement (hence the name), and now runs the Incarcerated Nation Campaign. After a discussion about botched executions and capital punishment, the show then interviews former South-Central L.A. cocaine kingpin Freeway Ricky Ross. Yes, that Freeway Ricky Ross.

"America's Toughest Sheriff" Joe Arpaio then talks about his controversial incarceration tactics and alleged racism; the ACLU's Vanita Gupta discusses racial disparities in drug arrests and sentencing, and the co-hosts finish the program off by talking about what steps led to this moment of possible reformation. It's a high-quality, entertaining, and informative news program, and I hope you invite your friends to sit around and watch. And if you are intrigued by these ideas, please consult Reason's special July 2011 issue on the subject, "Criminal Injustice."

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Ugh. Not Wiehl.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Alt-text paraphrasing: MATT WELCH IS A GIANT WHO TOWERS ABOVE ALL.

  3. Dances-with-Trolls   12 years ago

    "America's Toughest Sheriff" Joe Arpaio t

    Fox, please end whatever contract you have that keeps this disgusting evil fuck appearing on your network. One can have a debate about borders and immigration without resorting to giving face time to a fascist.

  4. Old Man With Candy   12 years ago

    Every time I see Kimberly Guilfoyle's name, all I can think of is Alfred Bester.

  5. GILMORE   12 years ago

    If you're going to have Sheriff Joe on, why can't you bring on some super pissed-off puerto rican woman to argue with him, rather than play softball/footsie with him? he's a slimebag, and i think it would be more fun to watch him slap-fight with a 250lb coked-up latina than duck questions and pontificate about how he's just a humble servant of The Law.

    1. Max Power   12 years ago

      Yeah, insult Joe until he never wants to come back. Just burn the hell out of the bridge with him. He is the worst and adds nothing.

      1. GILMORE   12 years ago

        Exactamundo

  6. Max Power   12 years ago

    WHERE IS BAAAALLLKKKOOOOO???????????

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      Agreed.

      as a 'libertarian' show, i think it would be especially helpful to cover stories *every week* that the other media overlook or bury and replace with 'du jour' concerns.

      i.e. = have weekly appearances by balko to talk about police misconduct stuff, have B.Suits and/or that other guy to provide updates on the VA scandal/veterans issues/military stuff. Maybe a drug war/legalization guy? Sullum?

      etc. stuff like that.

      beats the fuck out of the 'topical storm'/TMZ news-swag.

      1. Max Power   12 years ago

        Speaking of Balko, here's a real nut-punch about how fucked up the grand jury system is in Houston.

  7. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Suggested show format:

    Cold opening with a Remy song
    Cop Watch with Balko
    Debate with Guest
    Fallacy Bingo with the Party Panel
    Nanny of the Week
    Ask STEVE SMITH
    2 Minutes Hate

    1. Bobarian   12 years ago

      "Ask STEVE SMITH" would cause a singularity to form in the FCC offices and destroy the solar system

  8. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Show format:

    Monologue
    Dance number
    Friday Funnies themed skit
    Shouting possible facts at panel
    Three minutes of dead air
    Musical guest number
    Ask musical guest to chime in on politics
    Compare musical guest to Hitler
    Topical analgesic
    No whammy no whammy STOP!
    Game of Thrones spoilers
    Things the hosts are afraid of
    John Criswell trashes How It's Made
    Welch's Gripe Jam
    AH! Lou Dobbs.

    1. Max Power   12 years ago

      I'd watch the hell outta that. Nothing better than musicians talking about politics!

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

      That sounds like the best variety show ever, outside of the Muppet Show, of course.

    3. Derpetologist   12 years ago

      No ferrets?

    4. Max Power   12 years ago

      The 3 minutes of dead air gives you time to make a cocktail.

    5. GILMORE   12 years ago

      Where's the "All About Ferrets!" segment supposed to go?

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        Right before the Deep Dish Foreskin debate.

  9. GILMORE   12 years ago

    "NYPD-nutpunch"

    1-oz white rum
    1-oz dark rum
    1-oz curacao
    3-oz apple juice
    dash bitters
    top with soda

    stop, frisk, serve

    1. Max Power   12 years ago

      after mixing, does it turn the color of a bruise?
      after you drink it do you wake up in jail/the hospital?

    2. GILMORE   12 years ago

      "NYPD-nutpunch" - Revised

      1-oz white rum
      1-oz dark rum
      1-oz curacao
      1-oz malibu (or coconut schnapps)
      2-oz apple juice
      Top with Club Soda
      Dash of bitters

      Kneel on throat, read rights, serve

      (needed to add a club & nuts)

  10. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

    One of those tests that actually works.

    What Kind Of Conservative Are You?

    You got: Whoa, you're a Libertarian!
    Yeah, you knew what you were doing. You're not technically a "conservative" but let's be honest, who do you trust most with your civil liberties? Individual liberty, political freedom, and voluntary association for all, down with the state!

  11. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

    INDEPENDENTS ASSEMBLE!

    1. Max Power   12 years ago

      Does Serious Man still do the song? Here's what I've been listening to.

      1. Max Power   12 years ago

        OOPS

  12. Max Power   12 years ago

    Which is lamer, watching The Independents or preseason football on a Friday night?

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      Yes

    2. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

      Which is lamer, watching The Independents or preseason football on a Friday night?

      1. Max Power   12 years ago

        What if I was also drinking and talking to a dog (a real dog, not a Son of Sam dog)?

  13. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Prediction: Hoops

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      I am guessing that Matt is a good free throw shooter but has no jumper at all.

  14. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    If Dick Durbin is for it then I'm against it. Whatever it is.

  15. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Federal prosecutors are particularly self-serving.

  16. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

    Christ I hate her.

  17. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Yeah, because people commit crimes expecting to be caught.

  18. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Criminals read up on mandatory minimums?

  19. Bobarian   12 years ago

    Is it me or did Lis Wiehl put on some weight (maybe retaining some evil)?

    TIWTANLW

    1. Max Power   12 years ago

      She's going for the Nancy Grace look

    2. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

      Yeah, now she's a FAT statist cunt.

  20. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    It doesn't help anyone? Prison industrial complex.

  21. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Possibly, maybe, not criminalizing everyfuckingthing might help, too.

  22. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    OMG, she's actually blaming people who refuse plea deals!

  23. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

    Aaaaaaawwwwweeeeee. You gotta do your fucking job. Poor little bitch.

  24. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    End the War on Drugs. The End.

  25. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Why doesn't the blonde simply ___ herself with Nancy Pelosi's ____?

    1. Bobarian   12 years ago

      Wait, I got this one

      Hang...forked tail?

      Smother...left over skin?

      1. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

        Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!

        /teenage girl

  26. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Get rid of plea bargaining. Bring the system to its knees.

  27. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    I don't the prosecutors are understanding the point here.

  28. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    "I'm not saying that's fair." Go and sodomize yourself with a pine cone.

  29. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Anyone who refers to drugs as narcotics is a twit.

  30. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    The discretion is now the abundance of charges prosecutors can apply to any given action. They pile on. The guidelines mean nothing.

  31. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    To the brunette: Are you admitting or denying that hair analysis was reliable in those cases the FBI is reviewing?

  32. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Ha. "I don't think we are vengeful. Vengeance is part of it."

  33. Max Power   12 years ago

    "no one wants to the throw the book the first time offender"
    tell that to that poor lady from Philly that took her gun over the bridge into NJ.

  34. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    The only useful purpose of prison is to keep dangerous people away from everyone else. Rehabilitation does not work.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

      It works for clever criminals who can work the system.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

        Oh, you meant works for the *public!*

  35. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    We're nice because we're hot brunettes and blondes, ha ha!

  36. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

    Why is "using" a crime?

    BECAUSE IT'S THE LAW!!!!1111tenplusone!!!!!

  37. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

    But it costs less if they actually commit suicide,

  38. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    On the plus side, all that money for solitary is a lot of multipliers!

  39. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Hey, I wouldn't mind being in solitary without having to deal with my roommate, Big Earl the Rapist. Just give me my reading material and let me have my daily banter with the guards.

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      Still better than a manhattan studio

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

        And no rent!

  40. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Wait, he's saying solitary isn't actually solitary? What a rip-off!

  41. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Maybe we should bring the righteous prosecutors back to hear this.

  42. Francisco d'Anconia   12 years ago

    Well, Matt, that's because you are a pussy.

  43. Bobarian   12 years ago

    Some people are in solitary to protect them from the gen-pop (children for instance).

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      Uh, children?

      Minors are in Juvie to begin with.

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        Children tried as adults.

  44. GILMORE   12 years ago

    The Independents Attire Review, 8 August 2014

    Operation Pastorius-Edition

    - Kennedy: Little Black T. We have previously expressed the desire to see Kennedy express her own version of "F.U. Television-Conventions" by going with the full-on Ramones T-shirt. If you're going to go *that* casual, why not then just cross the line into "Chillin like a Villian"? Kmele has already gone 'Jamaican Pimp Thug', and Matt has... well, he did his execrable 'Sheriff Woody'... but each have exorcised their alter egos on-screen. Why not Kennedy?

    (Note: *Metallica, Skynrd, or AC-DC would be acceptable alternatives)

    - Matt: Excellent. The New Navy Suit fits so well that it vanishes into the background and leaves us appreciating the whole (the old tie looks fresher). Its such a tiny subtle difference, but this same arrangement with the Black Suit of Doom? would leave us wondering why something feels 'wrong' (probably because its a 3 button, fits more loosely, and harmonizes less with shirts/tie). Winning.

    - Kmele: Greyscale. We appreciate Kmele's periodic returns to a straight-up, more-normal 'jacket & tie'; one - he has such a variety of everything that he always puts together something fresh; and two - the plaid shirts, the bow-ties, the Baller getup, and the sweaters, etc. tend to 'casual down' the show when they repeat. We want a tie like this - its a great one.

    Mauruuru

    1. Bobarian   12 years ago

      "his execrable 'Sheriff Woody'..."

      Woody has better color selection than matt. It was Hoss Cartwright!

  45. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Gosh, remind me why execution drugs are so hard to obtain?

    1. Bobarian   12 years ago

      Absolutely, this is the worst argument against the DP there is.

      The only argument that works for me is "what if they're innocent?".

  46. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Yeah, it helps victims' families so much to put someone to death.

  47. Rev-Match   12 years ago

    Bullets are quick and cheap. But I take the Sarvis position on the death penalty.

  48. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Why automatically assume that doctors aren't willing to kill people? I can give some examples of *some* doctors doing this.

  49. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Guns run out of bullets, but guillotines never run out of gravity.

  50. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Sure some innocent people get killed by the state, but victims' families feel sooooo much better.

  51. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    JESUS CHRIST KENNEDY DO YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL WHAT THE OTHER TWO PEOPLE THERE ARE SAYING?

  52. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Maybe if it was easier to arm yourself, there would be fewer heinous crimes. Just a thought.

    1. Rev-Match   12 years ago

      You mean encouraging self defense could help people thwart criminals?? That's just crazy talk.

      1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

        "But but but if everyone had a gun, they'd all start shooting and MORE people would die the crossfire!"

        /minor exaggeration of prog derp

        1. Rev-Match   12 years ago

          Actually, I don't think that is an exaggeration.

          1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

            Yeah, poor choice of words.

  53. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Expandable pocket hose FTW!

  54. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    "I will support the death penalty when the infallibility of human judgement has been demonstrated to me."

    Marquis de Lafayette.

  55. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Uh, is the Contra stuff proven?

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      In general, or just him?

  56. Max Power   12 years ago

    He sounds like he was good with money, until he got caught.

  57. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Dirty drug warriors? Say it ain't so.

  58. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    The war on drugs is a joke in your town.

  59. Max Power   12 years ago

    Ha, drug entrepreneur. Kmele is the best.

  60. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    "They haven't been able to catch me" - what a denial!

  61. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Yeah, now that you're no longer on parole, try not answering a cop's questions and see what it gets you.

  62. Bobarian   12 years ago

    Most drug dealers are not great representatives for presenting the libertarian argument. Just sayin'

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      Au contraire

      They're some of the best. They understand the arbitrary nature of authority and the beneficial nature of free markets.

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        I got that they understand that, but it's like having Gavin McInness argue your side of the argument.

        How you make the argument is just as important as the argument itself.

        1. GILMORE   12 years ago

          well, i'm the wrong guy to talk to...

          one, because I *like* gavin

          and i think truth is truth no matter who says it. Drug dealers aren't necessarily 'evil' people... and hell, they're definitely higher in Moral Esteem than *lawyers*

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            " i think truth is truth"

            This is why most of us are here on Reason, but you do have to be able to debate your point, and having Rick Ross be our spokesman makes a lot of people miss the point.

            1. GILMORE   12 years ago

              I grant you that. He's not much for tete-a-tete

  63. GILMORE   12 years ago

    Rick Ross intuits that the drug war is popular because it allows politicians to spend lots of other people's money.

    The man isn't stupid.

  64. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Is he preparing a run for Congress?

    1. Rev-Match   12 years ago

      Obligatory WKUK: Clint Webb for Senate

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ5cGYBV2TQ

  65. Bobarian   12 years ago

    Imma say bullshit! He'd sell the shit out of it.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

      He really had to think before answering, didn't he?

  66. Max Power   12 years ago

    Ugh, that turkey-necked old slug. I don't know if I even want to watch him.

  67. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    That commercial about C.O.P.D. makes you sound like a D.O.R.K.

  68. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Incorporate or lose your hearing.

  69. Max Power   12 years ago

    His yellow shirt and red tie look like shit.

  70. Max Power   12 years ago

    Arpaio should he'd responsible for what he's done.

  71. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Joe has no recognition of being on < i The Independence before.

  72. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Intensities in his tent cities.

  73. Max Power   12 years ago

    He doesn't fucking know anything about the numbers.

  74. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    So far, Kennedy's asking good questions.

  75. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Let's ask about how much money Joe made off of taking away the meat.

  76. Max Power   12 years ago

    "ammesty"

  77. GILMORE   12 years ago

    While I despise sheriff joe...

    ...the .45 tie pin is the SHIT.

    but fuck him, he drones on whenever he gets a question, ignores whatever the point is, and just makes his 10 seconds speeches.

    Fucking small town despot. I've seen a half dozen guys like him. They're the scum of the earth.

  78. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Obviously it's the incarceration that's doing it.

  79. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    I took away everything so obviously there's been no rape in my prison.

  80. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    And Kennedy crashes and burns.

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      yeah. the floor fell out with that.

  81. Max Power   12 years ago

    LOCK UP EVERYBODY -Sheriff Joe's moto

  82. Max Power   12 years ago

    I can think of plenty of things to call him beside racist.

  83. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Except for the last question, the questions to Arpaio were fairly intelligent. Kennedy was, comparatively speaking, on her best behavior.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

      Now, I am aware the Arpaio dodged the questions. But the let him put his dodginess on the record.

    2. Sevo   12 years ago

      "Kennedy was, comparatively speaking, on her best behavior."

      Why waste good behavior on such an ass?

  84. GILMORE   12 years ago

    "Are you Racist?"

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    oh come the fuck on. I could have penned 20 more-insulting things to ask that had 100X more class than that. Boooo.

    1. Max Power   12 years ago

      Yeah, if you're gonna insult him (which I think they should), fucking INSULT him.

  85. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Holy shit. Asking him if he's a racist? You could framed that a little better. He's a guest on your show, despicable as he may be.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

      That last question spoiled a perfect streak of questions.

  86. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Where all the white women at?

    1. Rev-Match   12 years ago

      Flirting/crying their way out of speeding tickets.

  87. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Questions Kennedy could have asked:

    1. Does anything in your jail qualify as cruel and unusual punishment?

    2. Do you think people should go to jail for victim-less crimes?

    3. Have you ever broken the law? Which ones?

    4. What evidence do you have that your methods work?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      5. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A RACIST YOU RACIST FUCKER?

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

      1) "Giving people the punishment they deserve? Come on!"

      2) "Every crime has a victim! What about the families of drug users and the people who die of overdoses thanks to the dealers! The illegal immigrants stealing jobs!"

      3) "Up yours, my record is impeccable, they just hate me for *enforcing* the law!"

      4) "Let me give another speech about pink underwear!"

  88. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    That's not an Indian accent, not that I was expecting one, that would have been racist.

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      me sits-with-beer, me offended. Hope Great Bear in Sky eats your liver.

  89. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    HOW MANY ASIANS? HOW MANY ESKIMOS? HOW MANY ABORIGINES?

  90. Grand Moff Serious Man   12 years ago

    Hey ACLU, please get your shit together on gun laws, the application of which disproportionately harm minorities and debar them of a basic civil liberty.

  91. GILMORE   12 years ago

    "how do we prevent crimes"?

    How about taking some off the books, dumbass?

    1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

      "Well, why not just repeal laws against murder?"

      /inevitable authoritarian counterargument

      The "why not legalize murder" argument boils down to "no law should ever be repealed."

  92. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    A disparate racial impact does not prove racism and is not a good argument for reforming the system.

    Assuming that all groups are identical in preference is stupid. See Sowell's "By the Numbers":

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXkKxvCT9MQ

    1. Whahappan?   12 years ago

      But drug usage rates are the same for blacks but they are MUCH more likely to be arrested, prosecuted, convicted and incarcerated for drug crimes, from simple possession on up.

  93. Grand Moff Serious Man   12 years ago

    That's no shirt, it's a mini dress!

  94. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    So < i The Indepenenendents aren't going to address the core issue, which is the criminalization of every possible thing.

  95. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Literally every guest on tonight's show deserved to be subjected to the aftershow. What a crime this one is a pretape.

  96. Grand Moff Serious Man   12 years ago

    I'd be more inclined to STOP HAMAS NOW if they showed some Israeli women and insinuate that that is what Hamas threatens.

  97. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    For ten years, no sales tax, no property tax, business tax, and no long term vision.

  98. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    The Reformation! What could go wrong?

  99. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    No, Rand Paul is trying to enfranchise nonviolent felons, right?

  100. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    WHY WON'T < I THE INDEPENDENTS HAVE RAND PAUL ON THEIR SHOW? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE?

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      I think Rand is biding his time...

      ...for after his concession speech.

      AH!! ...DOB...SHLEY Webster....

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        Also, you can't have two air drummers.

        1. Sevo   12 years ago

          You shouldn't have one.

  101. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    OT: I saw some video today of alleged Palestinian casualties from Israeli strikes. Strangely, their clothes were clean, there was no blood, not even their hair was mussed.

    Huh.

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      Maybe that was the "Before" photo

      1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

        The guy I saw was being loaded into an ambulance. The other guy was limping.

        1. GILMORE   12 years ago

          Maybe it was a smart-bomb

          and they have enormous IQs now

  102. Grand Moff Serious Man   12 years ago

    Aaahhh, British Lou Dobbs!

    1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      He took Lou's job!

      1. Rev-Match   12 years ago

        TOOK HIS JERB!

  103. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Ah. Not Lou Dobbs.

  104. Rev-Match   12 years ago

    Don't do anything illegal or naughty over the weekend...

    No promises.

    1. Max Power   12 years ago

      Is drinking beer on a boat illegal?(Probably?) I'm gonna do that.

      1. GILMORE   12 years ago

        Technically its a requirement

        1. Rev-Match   12 years ago

          Seconded.

  105. GILMORE   12 years ago

    News comment =

    Ashley British Dobbs makes comment that American Airstrikes are using "500lb *laser-guided* bombs"

    - now, look, i know that news people just read the shit on the card, and the news producers throw in details like that because it *sexes shit up* (fuck, they could be 'satellite guided' or 'radar guided' or fucking 'jihad-sensing tractor beam guided')...

    but really = do we need to tell people 'lasers'?

    1) I find it a little insulting (because am i supposed to be so dumb i clap my hands and go "ah huh ah huh he says lasers!")

    and 2) - WTF. Maybe Derka-Jihad-Mullah-Gary might not should be informed about what guidance methods we use?? because when the sandstorm kicks up? he will know - lasers no worky. bombs no fall.

    Fuck, man.

    Don't get me started on Obama calling them 'targeted airstrikes'.

    Really? Cause i'd thought maybe we'd just drop the shit at random and hope we get lucky. No?

    1. Sevo   12 years ago

      I bet you went to the ATM machine at 9AM this morning and keyed in your PIN number, which might be the same as your car's VIN number to...
      Ah, the hell with it.

  106. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Wouldn't it be better just to send a squadron of A-10s or maybe an AC-130 to circle that Sinjar mountain with orders to shoot anything that gets close?

    1. GILMORE   12 years ago

      they do have things to shoot back with, you know

      also, in-air refuel requirements go way up, lots more exposure than they're going for right now

  107. Max Power   12 years ago

    Right on, JoMo. See, even the robots know!

  108. GILMORE   12 years ago

    ITS ALIVE!@!@

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