Corporate Scandals
You Can Be Too Careful
How the government's new corporate accounting rules impede efficiency and stifle innovation.
Martha's Reign of Terror Over the Little Guy Is Over!
Media-mad juror champions The Common Man in post-trial palaver
Judge Orders No Dream Dates With Sheltered Twelve
Media schlimazel gets Cedarbaumed as jury hears tale of sunny days
Golden Slumbers
Judge and jury catch Zs during closing arguments! Martha bucks up as lawyer slimes shirker Faneuil
Defense Plays Dead
Prosecution scores even more points as Martha lawyers stumble to the finish line
Heidi Boils
Stewart factotum drawn and quartered by legal smoothie: Memories turn to jelly-"Get Martha on the phone!"
What's the Price? Sixty Twice!
Former lawyer lays an egg; jury takes bath in ink; Heidi preempts offensive drive
Remembrance of Things Pasternak
Damning testimony may have been monster from the id, says Martha's less-successful hanger-on "friend"
Swanky FOM Causes Courthouse Ruckus
Regulator builds to stunning anticlimax; ink-stained wretch dashed to pieces; Pasternak bombshell causes sudden death
The Cop, the Flack, the Snoop, but no Lover
Courtroom stalemate as prosecution promises the end is nigh; friends of Faneuil on deck
Cop Finds Needle in Needlestack
Jurors catatonic as FBI drone reads over phone records: Martha gets more bad news
Armstrong Agonistes
Secretary: Martha changed the past; jurors spared lecture on insider trading
Faneuil Scraped Off Floor; Ann Turns On Waterworks
Flinty judge moved to tears as Stewart amanuensis weeps bitterly
The Story of E
Government golden boy high as a kite! Lawyer hated by all! "Conflate my ubiqitosity," star witness enuncificates
Opening Statements
Prosecutor tells ghost story; Bak's lawyer wheezes-Martha's works the crowd: Bupkes from two witnesses
Judge's Pet!
Faneuil gets motherly love: Shrill Shyster gets smackdown-and who's the idiot around here?
