Receptionist Mistakes Fresh Prince Theme Song for Threat; School Goes Into Lockdown
Zero tolerance for 1990s television.
Culture
Al-Qaeda Launches English-Language Advice Magazine, Warns France About Mali
Will include advice on how to blow up cars and cause traffic accidents
Famous Free College May Start Charging Tuition
Currently operating with $12 million annual deficit
"Missing" American Couple in Peru Was off Having Fun
Overprotective mom roped government into tracking them down
Everything's Coming Up Horsemeat
Four more products test positive for horse DNA
Two British Men Arrested in Cannibal Cop Case
Allegedly connected to efforts to kidnap and eat women
Conn. Lawmaker Reportedly Makes Lewd Overture to Teen at Hearing
Invited her to do something with his ... um ... "snake."
Salmonella Scare Causes Easter Candy Recall
Jesus came back from the dead, but consumers might not
Yale Considers Covering Gender Reassignment Surgery For Students
Already does so for employees; Harvard, Penn, Cornell and Brown already do so for students
Texas Teen Suing School District Over Recital of Mexican National Anthem in Class
Said she was punished for refusing to do the exercise
Substitute Teacher in Missouri Tested Taser in Classroom
No details from the district, no punishment forthcoming
Actress Jennifer Lawrence Says She Loves Photoshop
Because it makes photos of her look like not her
Poll: 61 Percent of California Residents Support Gay Marriage
Voters banned it in 2008 via proposition 8
Morgan State U Sued Over Student Who Killed and Ate Roommate
School should've known lawsuit says
FAA Gets Whiny About Airborne Dance Video; Bring on the Sequestration Already
Apparently "fun detectors" have been added to airplanes
44 Dead in Bangladesh After Islamic Leader Given Death Sentence
Clashes began after Delawar Hossain Sayeedi was sentenced to die for crimes committed during war fro independence
Dennis Rodman Says Kim Jong Un is an "Awesome Guy"
Also says the North Korean leader's father and grandfather were "great leaders"
Stoker and Jack the Giant Slayer
Nicole Kidman in a nasty chiller, director Bryan Singer in a land above the clouds.
Radical Islamists Hindering the Eradication of Polio
Attack clinics and health workers trying to administer vaccines
Joan Rivers Criticized For Joke About Heidi Klum That Referenced the Holocaust
Said of Klum's Oscar gown, "The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens."
Numbers Don't Support White House's Anti-Obesity Claims
Obesity numbers were dropping years before Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" campaign began
Cablevision, Comcast Start Copyright Enforcement Policies
Let's make a bad problem even worse!
Study Shows Video Games Help Build Surgeon's Skills
Nintendo Wii a boon to motor skills
Italian Paparazzo Found Dead of Gunshot Wound
Photographer of the famous may have been victim of a hit
White House Has a History of Threatening Reporters
Ron Fournier reveals why he cut off an administration official
