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Politics

Tonight on The Independents: Sen. Mike Lee, Thaddeus Russell, IJ's Paul Sherman, Meet the Independent (Nick Troiano Edition), OK Cupid, Campaign Finance, NCAA Servitude, Plus After-Show!

Matt Welch | 4.8.2014 8:32 PM

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Tonight's live episode of The Independents (9 p.m. ET, 6 p.m. PT, on Fox Business Network, with repeats three hours later) will once again allow you, the beloved audience, to determine what we'll talk about in one of the show's Party Panels. Go to the show's Facebook page to vote: Should it be "LAPD officers tamper with in-car recording equipment" or "Yale threatens to suspend student for being too thin"? Television history rests in your hands.

Helping to work through these and other topics are Party Panelists Remi Spencer (criminal defense attorney-slash-TV commentator) and Thaddeus Russell (beloved Reason contributor). Also up for discussion: The latest OK Cupid shenanigans and related controversies, NCAA basketball champion Shabazz Napier advocating for student-athletes to get a bit more scratch, and whether (in Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's words) college campuses have become "havens for rape" (or in Cathy Young's, "kangaroo courts").

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah), one of the more consistently interesting creatures on Capitol Hill, comes on to talk about his challenge to GOP colleagues to prove their anti-crony capitalism bonafides by croaking the Ex-Im Bank. Institute for Justice Senior Attorney Paul Sherman argues that McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission doesn't go far enough in freeing political speech. Debt-hating, baby-faced Millennial Nick Troiano explains why he's running as an independent for Congress on a platform of "generational equity," and there'll be some discussion about a truly disturbing Department of Transportation anti-texting-and-driving public service announcement.

Go to foxbusiness.com/independents at 10 p.m. sharp for the online-only after-show, and click on this page for video of past segments. Join the fun on Facebook at facebook.com/IndependentsFBN, and on Twitter @ independentsFBN. 

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    I say we boycott < i The Independents until we are free to comment unmolested by squirrels. We should instead watch Bill O'Reilly or whatever sorry fuck is on MSNBC at this time. WHO'S WITH ME?

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      You want to do WHAT to squirrels?

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      I say we boycott < i The Independents

      IT'S A TRAP! This is just part of your cunning plan to corner the market in party panel input, isn't it!?

  2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    SQUIRRELS!

    I guess I'm out for tonight.

    Jesus Christ, Reason. Again?

  3. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Dodger game tonight for me. So y'all enjoy refreshing the page multiple times to make ths same comment about Kennedy's earrings and Matt's deranged fashion choices.

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      I resemble that remark

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Enjoy.

  4. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    test

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      first try!

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        on a roll...

      2. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

        If it "previews" it will post.

  5. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Something hit me looking over the election results in Quebec. The Quebec Solidaire - a party that wants a unilingual, socialist, sovereign, ecological paradise - got 275 000.

    275 000 for a party led by Peppermint Patty with a bitchy attitude on language, and holds stale South America-like dictator socialist ideals and spews environmental gibberish not even Sir Gawain and the Green Knight could surpass. How they plan to pay for all this crap is beyond me.

    Yet, and this is what depressed me, if a classical liberal/libertarian candidate or party ran, I would be stunned if it got even half the number of votes.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      Sir Gawain and the Green Night? What?

      Also, tonight the Baqiworld link seems to work, knock on wood.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        Yeah.

        http://d.lib.rochester.edu/cam.....een-knight

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        Yeah seems to work.

    2. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

      Quebec may be a lost cause. I just hope the ideas to bleed into the rest of Canada too much.

      1. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

        *don't bleed into the rest of Canada too much.

    3. Metazoan   11 years ago

      Sorry to hear it. Today I listened to a friend tell me about how he had gone out with some friends, one of whom had just received her PhD in economics here in NYC. She apparently cannot find a job in the US because she studied "New Economics" (yes, wtf indeed--after some googling my friend and I determined it was a far-left pile of garbage including things like "degrowth.). Another mutual friend encouraged her, saying that she could definitely get a job with the government of Brazil (her home country).

      1) You fucking asshole, you (presumably of the upper class in Brazil) enjoy the high life, come and live in Manhattan for a while, then go back and forcibly try to block your own countrymen from the same success?! What a horrible person!

      2) People somehow (at least in academia, sigh..) find this less shocking than, say, the idea that freedom of speech in elections should be a thing.

      gah..

      1. Irish   11 years ago

        (yes, wtf indeed--after some googling my friend and I determined it was a far-left pile of garbage including things like "degrowth.)

        I googled 'New Economics' and found this crazy bullshit.

        It's called the 'happy planet index' and is put out by the 'New Economics Institute.' It seeks to do away with such bourgeious measures of prosperity as GDP and Human Development by replacing it with 'environmental efficiency of supporting well being.'

        The index was criticised for weighting carbon footprint too heavily: to the point that in the 2006 index Americans would have needed to have been universally happy, and have had a life expectancy of 439, to equal Vanuatu's score.[15]

        1. Irish   11 years ago

          Good God:

          Among the top 40 countries by overall HPI score, only four countries have a GDP per capita of over US$15,000. The highest ranking OECD country is Israel in 15th place, and the top Western European nation is Norway in 29th place, just behind New Zealand in 28th.[6][18][19] Among the top five world's biggest economies in terms of GDP, Japan has the highest ranking in 45th place, followed by Germany in 46th, France is placed 50th, China 60, and the U.S. is ranked 105, mainly due to its environmental footprint of 7.2, the seventh highest of all countries rated for the 2012 index

          In other words, the way to score highly on this index is to be dirt fucking poor.

          1. Metazoan   11 years ago

            Funny how nobody presenting this as a good idea seems to be giving away his/her possessions.

          2. Some call me Tim?   11 years ago

            It's basically for people who oppose civilization and think that the world would be dramatically better if 50% of the population died tomorrow.

            1. Tejicano   11 years ago

              So, ...Pol Pot

  6. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

    Are you ready to go?

  7. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    I wonder if the link to TI will work.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Should it be "LAPD officers tamper with in-car recording equipment" or "Yale threatens to suspend student for being too thin"?

    I'm going to go off book and suggest you talk about Al Sharpton, mob informant. Or, I suppose, the Yale waif.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      Write-in votes? Anarchy!

  9. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    If a bill in Burma passes
    Your treatment would be the rudest
    You'd get 10 years for marrying a Buddhist woman
    Unless you yourself are a Buddhist

    Burma Slave

    http://www.hrw.org/news/2014/0.....rriage-law

    1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      There is nothing in Buddhism that prohibits religious intermarriage.

      But the Burmese have always been off their rocker.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        I certainly wouldn't hold Buddhists as a whole responsible for these jokers' behavior.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

          Unfortunately, they're going to get more radical and authoritarian as a response to Rohingya terrorists.

          1. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

            Rohingya terrorists.

            You mean the innocent Muslims being butchered by chauvinistic violent Burmese Buddhists with the government's blessing.

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      Burma Slave

      Nice

    3. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      Couldn't you just bang her instead?

    4. Gene   11 years ago

      Close enough

    5. Brandon   11 years ago

      Myanmar?

  10. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

    INDEPENDENTS ASSEMBLE!

    1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      Independents assembling

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Canada.

      Present!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IRjl3SWC2U

    3. Sevo   11 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAd3ALa--gg

  11. kibby   11 years ago

    Hey, the stream works again! Hooray!!

    1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      You're gonna jinx it.

      1. kibby   11 years ago

        *cries*

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      Hey, the stream works again! Hooray!!

      you taking FloMax?

  12. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    ...whether (in Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's words) college campuses have become "havens for rape" (or in Cathy Young's, "kangaroo courts").

    I was on a jury once in the town of Rape Haven, CT, in the case of a stolen marsupial, a university mascot. Coincidence?

  13. GILMORE   11 years ago

    "whether (in Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's words) college campuses have become "havens for rape" (or in Cathy Young's, "kangaroo courts")."

    I think both of these euphemisms obfuscate the much more concerning issue of Kangaroo Rape in American higher education

    1. kibby   11 years ago

      I'm glad someone is finally brave enough to introduce this vital conversation.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      The way her pouch was open, she was asking for it.

      1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

        OK, between this & Gaijin's comment at 8:53, I'm choking on the remnants of dinner.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

          We'll be here all night.

          No, really.

  14. GILMORE   11 years ago

    We don't give a fuck What The Deal Is, Neil

    Great tie though. Matt? Neil has a nice tie on.

  15. Virginian   11 years ago

    Thinking about getting LASIK done. Anyone had it done?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

      My brother did. He's happy with the result. He can now see into the third dimension.

    2. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      Girlfriend had it done about 10 years ago. She thinks it has been great. Although, she is dating me...

      1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

        So it didn't really fix her eyesight?

        1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

          Well, that was the point of my second sentence but, I guess you need to clarify it for the, ahem, lest gifted or our commentariat.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

            I would have italicized the "is" in it.

            1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

              Ah, good point. Once again Fist proves why he is King of the Commentariat.

              1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

                I get tag kickbacks.

    3. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      Yep. Highly recommend it.

      You will lose a portion of your near vision in that eye, however, so ask your doc about it. The older you are the more you'll lose. Got mine done (one eye) at 46. Lost a bit but can still read out of it.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

        One eye? The non-monocled eye?

        1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

          I consider it my bionic monocle.

    4. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

      Is there any data out there on long term effects? As you age sort of effects? I would love to get it done and ditch my contacts.

      1. Brandon   11 years ago

        If you are predisposed to ocular degeneration, you'll still have to deal with that, but you'll be starting from a much better point, and some places will redo it if you vision decays agaim in 20 years. Bottom line, there is very little downside unless you're the .001 percent that they screw up on. OTOH, the longer you wait the more the process improves, unless the government decides it needs more oversight.

      2. BuSab Agent   11 years ago

        I'm very happy I didn't have it done. I started out very near-sighted. As I aged my distance vision improved, but I started having trouble seeing up close. I ended up wearing bifocals in my thirties. Now I actually need trifocals. I won't get trifocals because the only glasses large enough to handle the prescription were made famous by Kim Jong Il. However being a libertarian, I put the third prescription on my monocle and all is right with my world (seriously I actually own a prescription monocle). I imagine lasik would have only accelerated this process.

  16. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

    Test. I finally made it to the PM post and I couldnt comment after I got 2 through the squirrel gauntlet.

    Can anyone here me out there? Anyone?

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Nope.

      1. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

        One day I will be heard!

        1. Agile Cyborg   11 years ago

          You mean hered?

  17. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Prediction: Dreamcatchers.

    1. Bam!   11 years ago

      You got one. Congrats.

  18. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

    Supposedly, there is a 21 year old woman who finds Cavuto extremely sexy.

    That is the sickest fetish I have ever heard of.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Saw that. His voice is annoying.

    2. Agile Cyborg   11 years ago

      Fetishes are by their very nature... obtuse. Not sick. Sick is the Bush retch. Sick is a headache when you find out Mulatto's can be pregnant. Sick is killing Pakistani children with Obama missiles while prezzie boy eats backyard burgers with his kiddies.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        I can get pregnant? When did this happen?

        1. BuSab Agent   11 years ago

          You don't remember being hit by the bus then?

  19. BigT   11 years ago

    Athletes deserve nothing. There should be no scholarships for anything but academic success/promise. If they don't like it they should turn pro.

    1. Brandon   11 years ago

      Aww, I'm sorry those mean kids always picked you last.

  20. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TIE!

  21. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Yagan voted for Obama in 2008?

  22. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    OK Cupid, draw back your bow, and let your arrow go, straight to my same-sex lover's heart for me.

  23. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Shame is nothing to be proud of.

    1. Agile Cyborg   11 years ago

      Shame is a fetish, fist.

  24. gaijin   11 years ago

    Shabazz Napier says he went to be starving? Bullshit.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Metaphorically I'm guessing.

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      It's a pickup line. "All this athletics make me hungry, and my refrigerator is bare. I'd like to go back to your place and check out *your* refrigerator."

    3. Some call me Tim?   11 years ago

      Did he say "starving", because I was under the impression he said "hungry."

  25. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    They're university employees. Give them a salary. Let them get free education later.

    1. BigT   11 years ago

      No, they are students. They should be there to study. If they want to play, fine. No sports scholarships should be allowed. And any players should be able to work anywhere they want, just can't use the univ logo.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        No sports scholarships should be allowed.

        Why can't a university give money to whomever it pleases?

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        I think I like this line of thinking.

        They ARE students.

      3. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

        I really hope that was sarc.

        1. BigT   11 years ago

          Do athletics really advance the academic mission of the university? No. Get back to being institutions of learning. The athletes can go elsewhere. How many kids are denied a chance to make room for these idiots?

          The Univs would still make just as much money off football. Alums root for the school regardless of the players.

          1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

            The purpose of a university, is whatever the individual university decides it is. If they want to prepare young minds bodies for their future careers (and make money doing it), that's their business.

            I think sports are gay, but it's none of my business what universities decide to do.

            And who says students shouldn't be able to make money? Is it some sort of right of passage that students need to "pay their dues" and be dirt poor before getting their degrees?

            Fuck that. Pay em.

            1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

              Would the argument have more weight if applied to public universities? Last I read, most sports at most colleges lose money - even a lot of football programs.

              1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

                There should be no public universities.

            2. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

              Don't tell him about places like Bejing Sport University or Shanghai University of Sport.

              It would blow his mind!

              1. BigT   11 years ago

                There are ballet schools and AAU basketball camps. They aren't universities. Call a spade a spade - if you give athletes scholarships you are a trade school, not a university.

                Doesn't everyone agree that university degrees have become cheapened over the past few decades? I know lots of Reasonoids rag on the Ivy League, but they have this thing right. When you are there the football players are in org chem lab right next to you.

          2. Calidissident   11 years ago

            In addition to the points made by HM and FDA, I think you underestimate how much, at least for bigger schools, sports can increase university pride, cohesion, exposure, donations, etc. And you are beyond stupid if you think that a team's performance has no effect on fan support.

  26. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Pretty fucked up the NCAA, eh?

  27. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Remi.

    My number is 514...

  28. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    What's that coughing? Did McInnes infect the studio with TB?

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Looks like Kennedy coughed up a fur ball.

    2. kibby   11 years ago

      I was thinking this exact thing. Ewww!

  29. Bobarian   11 years ago

    This is union bullshit

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      exactly...they have to find new, impressionable union members somewhere.

  30. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Fuck Facebook.

  31. gaijin   11 years ago

    Facebook voting?! screw that.

  32. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Mike Lee? His name is practically an adverb.

  33. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

    Isn't this Thad guy the one who argued that Macklemore hates poor Black people?

  34. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

    I watched the movie the China Syndrome last night. It was overall very well done for capturing an actual nuclear plant and it was entertaining, but some laughably silly parts.

    They really play up the evil rich plant owner who only cares about the bottom line. And the whole idea of a "China Syndrome" is really stupid. But it is amazing how similar the accident progression depicted in that movie is to the initial progression of the TMI accident.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      like that movie for same reasons you mention...especially when they enter the control room and shoot Jack Lemon's character...you know that is exactly how it would go down.

      1. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

        That was another thing, apparently there is absolutely no security at the plant since the main character just walks into the control room armed.

        1. gaijin   11 years ago

          there is absolutely no security at the plant

          yeah, that would cost money!

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      "TMI incident"

      They posted overly-revealing photos on Facebook?

  35. Derpetologist   11 years ago

    Tales from the Derp

    Today, I heard the word "matrix" used to refer things besides old printers and a method for systems of equations.

    1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      So? "Matrix" just means something that makes something else. I would assume it is used in many industries for specific things.

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        Calling a table a matrix is a bit much if you ask me. Same goes for charts and schedules.

  36. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Pretape interview? This "live" episode now has an asterisk.

  37. BigT   11 years ago

    Big government begets big cronyism.

  38. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

    I, for one, support TI's explicitly states anti-Bronie stance.

    1. kibby   11 years ago

      I think it's spelled "brony".

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        What are you, a br, no, a grony?

        1. kibby   11 years ago

          No, but I have spidey-sense about correct spelling.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

            I reject your phonologic prescriptivism!

            1. Whahappan?   11 years ago

              Way to go, Mr. Linguist.

  39. gaijin   11 years ago

    Four letter 'F' word...fair...stick to the logical, principled arguments.

  40. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Mike Lee makes too much sense.

    How did he get elected?

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      racist gerrymandering of course.

      1. John C. Randolph   11 years ago

        In Utah, where it's REALLY hard to do.

        -jcr

  41. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    In Canada, Bombardier and Pratt and Whitney get handouts.

  42. kibby   11 years ago

    Cut military spending? How DARE you suggest that, Matt!!

  43. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Lee's bill will get a floor vote on Wednesday evening, the day after Hell freezes over.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      the day after Hell freezes over.

      Yet another impact of climate change.

  44. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Yeah, "thumb."

  45. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Obama Chavez.

  46. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    "Pain on the American economy."

    Really?

  47. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    I think I just cracked the code. They work three nights a week, pretaping the Friday show one of these days. That way, Kennedy can run back to Taxifornia and Foster and Welch can do whatever they do on four-day weekends.

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      Lots of shrink wrap.

    2. Bam!   11 years ago

      Um, duh? Took you that long to figure out that Wednesday and Friday's shows are taped on Wednesday?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

        WEDNESDAY SHOWS ARE LIVE! The Tooth Fairy told me so.

        1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

          IT'S STILL REAL TO ME!

  48. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    This just in: Mike Lee doesn't want to repeal Obamacare.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      Obamacare is the best thing the GOP has going for it in this election year.

  49. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Sigh...put up a Republican Congressman who puts forward good ideas, then let the idea gather dust while other Reps ignore it.

  50. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    You won't believe how far he wants to go!

    Third base?

    1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      Fifth base, bro.

      You need to turn her around to do that.

    2. mr simple   11 years ago

      I don't know?

  51. William of Purple   11 years ago

    On the cover of the rolling stone

    1. Agile Cyborg   11 years ago

      A back?

      1. gaijin   11 years ago

        The Constitution as a Tramp stamp?

        1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

          A Dreyfus stripped of all rights? That never happened before!

    2. John C. Randolph   11 years ago

      She looks pretty good for an elderly woman with the benefit of professional photoshop artists.

      Until she mentions: Al Gore ? "who did win, by the way,"

      Oh, for fuck's sake. All these left-wingers bitch about the Bush/Gore dead heat, but do any of them offer to rescind the Kennedy administration?

      -jcr

  52. gaijin   11 years ago

    dissenting justices, to you I say....bite me

  53. Derpetologist   11 years ago

    Tales from the Derp

    I am so very tired of hearing people say "it's more of an art than a science." Saying that is the same as saying "we don't what causes the problem".

    1. Bam!   11 years ago

      People are more of an art than a science.

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      Saying that is the same as saying "we don't what causes the problem I don;t do math".

  54. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The dissenting justices are leftists. You can tell them that and leave it at that.

  55. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Man, that cough resonates.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Isn't there a seven-second delay or something?

      I'd rather not want to hear Kennedy imitate a cystic fibrosis patient.

  56. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Kennedy just coughed up the other lung. Welch is going to have to lunge over and grab the stick and land this plane.

  57. Agile Cyborg   11 years ago

    I think street harassment of yummy babes is just fucking infantile. Why be less of a man and let them know you dig them? Up the ante and ignore.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      "Yo, baby, I'm totally indifferent to you and your enormous...things I'm not looking at!"

  58. Bam!   11 years ago

    This You Decide! choice is a false choice. I reject it out of hand.

  59. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Mothereffen squirrels are back.

  60. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The in-car recording equipment wouldn't stop resisting.

  61. Bam!   11 years ago

    Kennedy, don't you have a Republican elephant tattoo?

  62. Derpetologist   11 years ago

    Tales from the Derp

    Today I created a stir in the office. My crime? I pointed out that someone used the word "we" in an official document. I had been previously chastised for using that word myself.

    This scandal consumed 2 hours of my day.

    I don't think I will ever learn to point at a deer and call it a horse.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      You work in the office in 'Being John Malkovich' or something?

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        I'm convinced it is in fact purgatory.

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Someone seems to not be a Team Player.

      also, you seem to have failed to grasp The Zen of Derp

      You must learn to paddle *with the tide*. It is the way of water. Musashi and shit man. You can be a *rock*, you just need to know when to roll

      This is all in my new book, Chicken Soup for Making Me a Millionaire

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        I see no reason to tip-toe through life only in order to arrive safely at death.

        I already have a favorite self-help book:

        Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit

    3. Hydra   11 years ago

      Let me guess, you work with Locutus of Borg and Gollum?

  63. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Well, he was close.

    And Kentucky have won the NC eight times.

    Just saying.

  64. GILMORE   11 years ago

    The Independents Attire Review, 8 April 2014

    Venus de Milo-Edition

    - Kennedy: We first considered this outfit a black-bag; the color spectrum has since normalized and we get Navy Blue tones now. I was happier with my earlier review, where I alluded to Kennedy's possible prior dabblings in Wicca; now that its just "blue', we are left with little else than a positive, neutral feeling. We reiterate our bias towards Neon-Kennedy

    - Matt: The purple-silver tie seems to have finally found a friend; while not the sort of thing we'd call a "DO!" in COSMOGILMORE, the reaction to this Veruca Salt-inspired-look is an improvement on the visual-Ipicac he normally wears. +1 here Matt. BONUS: Matt interviewing Mike Lee = WHAT? Matt looks great. I didn't even know he *owned* a decent blue suit. I blame the Fox Business Producers at this point for not intervening and putting Matt on a stricter-diet of apparel-normality

    - Kmele: Ever our style-anchor, Kmele tests out a new combination, going Grey-monochromatic sans-tie. This sort of thing works best primarily through the layering of fabric textures, and isn't for everyone, but works well here; in the current evening's panel palette, we would have hoped for a bolder color-foil to Kennedy's "Priestess of the Dark Mass" look.

    Overall, one of the least-stimulating Independents apparel presentations to date. We give the Nod to "interview Matt" for surprise-outperformance.

    Thank You

    1. Swiss Servator, Fr?hling?   11 years ago

      "visual-Ipicac"

      *stands and salutes*

  65. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Rats carry the plague.

  66. Rev Match   11 years ago

    I've been occupied and wasn't able to see the first half of the show. From glancing over the comments, it looks juicy. What have I missed?

    (This is Byte Me, btw)

    ps. I see the commenting system has gone on a cocaine bender, again.

    1. Carl ?s his privilege   11 years ago

      (This is Byte Me, btw)

      Sheesh, I wish people would stop changing their handles.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        Tell me about it!

  67. mr simple   11 years ago

    Wow, Kennedy just de ided to insult a whole state based one guy

  68. GILMORE   11 years ago

    "Rat on a train" provokes *that* now?

    in the ~16 years I've lived in NYC, the most reaction that has ever gotten from me was to lift my feet

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      tuck pants into socks?

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        I don't see the point in standing on a chair to get away from a rat. They can jump pretty high.

        I saw many rats in Chicago. They mostly come at night. Mostly.

  69. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    She wanted breakfast and got there at 11:01?

  70. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Way to be a stereotype, Foster.

  71. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

    Mom sewed up the kid.

    THE

    HORROR!

    What a bunch of pussies.

    1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      Yeah, I'm thinking she didn't sterilize the needle beforehand, though.

      1. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

        Perhaps. But we don't know that. She probably did it so the Nazis wouldn't take her monkey away.

        My dog bit me when I was a kid (granted, not 4 times), and we didn't get rid of it. I'd need more facts before jumping to an opinion.

        Jump forward 20 years:

        "The mother put the band aid on the child herself."

        *everyone gasps*

  72. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    She's no doubt got monkey feces on her walls. She's already gotten her comeuppance.

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      This place smells of feces... and not just monkey feces...

  73. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Metal makes the world go around! Wooooo! [makes horn symbol with hands]

  74. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Where were these 1 in 5 women when I needed...wait, the squirrels won't let me post that, will they?

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      The squirrels can't save you from that one.

  75. Bobarian   11 years ago

    There is no accident in the punishing of men.

    1. Rev Match   11 years ago

      You can do anything you want if it does not have to stand the test of inquisitive legal scrutiny.

      1. Bobarian   11 years ago

        You can pretty much do anything you want if call it 'inquisitive legal scrutiny'.

  76. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

    Well, when you define sexual assault as a dirty look...

  77. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Wow. Obama's evilness is astonishing.

  78. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Do the expelled get their tuition back?

  79. gaijin   11 years ago

    Vote tampering!

  80. Bam!   11 years ago

    People voted for the legit topic instead of the TMZ topic? Wow. I like our fellow viewers.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      And they braved Facebook to do it!

    2. Bobarian   11 years ago

      There were only 3 voters. Kmele, Matt, and Kennedy.

    3. gaijin   11 years ago

      Ivy League schools are the laboratories of Democratic Policy.

  81. GILMORE   11 years ago

    By the way, I looked for the data showing any "trends" in college sexual assault, and the *best* I could find was a study...from 1991

    Since then, most things are simply very short term comparisons that show no clear trends at all.

    On the bigger picture? this =

    http://alturl.com/iwh7v

    ...the response to which has been, "rape on college campuses is *un-reported* = therefore, there MUST be an iceberg of ACTUAL rape under that giant, deafening silence.

    And progs call everyone else, 'anti-science'

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      It's political science!

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        The hardest of hard sciences.

        Military Intelligence
        Country Music
        Political Science

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      "stats on sexual assault" Google's #2 result

      http://www.slc.edu/offices-ser.....stics.html

      Studies from...

      1991
      2001
      2000
      1998
      1996
      1991

      Therefore = There is clearly a new problem here.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        Admittedly, Google isn't the best place to find academic studies. I did a quick search on Summon 2.0 and from 2006 to now, each year averaged about 80 studies that matched the term "sexual assault".

        1. GILMORE   11 years ago

          Yes, but you can find the NGO/Non profits that are organized to popularize/lobby around said issue, and the studies THEY cite are surprisingly weak tea.

          I mean, you may have found 'a lot' of studies = but which (if any) actually track *incidence* on any real basis? None as far as I can find, since the early 90s.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

            Jesus, I don't have time for that. I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

  82. Agile Cyborg   11 years ago

    Women. They make the highs higher and the lows more derpy.

    1. Dweebston   11 years ago

      Women. Women never change.

  83. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Better Know a District.

  84. GILMORE   11 years ago

    These guys are the #1 source of data on sexual assaults on campus...

    https://www.rainn.org/public-policy/campus-safety

    and their data is equally shit = basically saying things like,
    -"Rape tends to happen to younger women" ?!
    - People have sex in college
    - there's "under-reporting" of sexual assault

    I don't doubt the last one at all. I'm just dubious as to why this is being made a 'new problem' when its been well known and addressed for decades.

    That said, STAGGER LEE baby

  85. Derpetologist   11 years ago

    This poor deluded young man.

  86. Bam!   11 years ago

    He's not jaded about Washington yet. Must not have much experience.

  87. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    The (checks notes) Tenth District of (checks notes) Pennsylvania

  88. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Punk kid is annoying punk kid

  89. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    You'll be singing a different tune when you're president, sonny.

  90. Corning   11 years ago

    Solve the problems of government

    The Government Is The Problem You Stupid Kid!!

    1. Bobarian   11 years ago

      You don't come to this conclusion normally, until after the government has broken your heart, ripped out your guts, and/or kicked your balls.

  91. gaijin   11 years ago

    I do not trust anyone running for office who has not done something outside of politics (i.e., held a job, started a business, etc.). What has this independent milllenial done beside politics?

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      I'm going with "student council"

    2. kibby   11 years ago

      I notice "community organizing" is not on your list of examples. RACIST.

    3. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      What has this independent milllenial done beside politics?

      If you look at his website, you'll learn that he started and operated a food concessions business while he was still in high school.

      Jus' sayin'

      1. Bam!   11 years ago

        Ran a lemonade stand.

    4. GILMORE   11 years ago

      "gaijin|4.8.14 @ 9:53PM|#

      I do not trust anyone running for office who has not done something outside of politics

      Agreed.

      Its the test as to whether they are actually 'human beings' rather than just the scum-puppets that most Student Class Presidents typically are.

  92. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Ugh.

    if this kid wanted credibility, he should have said, "lets admit it =Politicians are scumbags. we need to find some way to make shit work around these horrible people"

    Instead he seems to have perfectly aped exactly the style of the Scumbags

    Indeed

    1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

      I believe it was Friedman who said that the only way to fix things is to make it profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing.

  93. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Way to perv on the kid, Kennedy.

  94. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    I'm not the best judge of people, but he gives off a bad vibe. Of course I could be wrong.

  95. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    What's the link to the after show?

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      same as it ever was

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      http://video.foxbusiness.com/v.....show-clips

  96. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Look, a slimebag politician before its aged and hardened!

  97. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    We upped our game, now up yours!

  98. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    You guys really read into something I didn't see.

  99. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    You're an idiot if you text and drive. Period.

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      commenting on H&R while driving is still okay, right?

      i've got cruise control

      1. Gene   11 years ago

        commenting on H&R while driving is still okay, right?

        If you've got one of those fucking Google cars maybe.

    2. Bobarian   11 years ago

      ^^THIS!

    3. kibby   11 years ago

      This.

    4. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

      Because doing it in city traffic is the same as doing it on a desolate highway.

    5. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

      My friends brother got busted for drunk driving because he was texting as he turned a corner just after midnight. He had a couple drinks but that wasn't why he crashed. So dumb.

      1. Some call me Tim?   11 years ago

        Rule #1: drive your best if you've had any drinks.

    6. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Add that to "texting while walking down a NYC sidewalk and forcing people to evade you" and you have a +1 from me as well.

      I mean, the driving thing is so obvious as for me to think "ok, get in an accident you stupid fuck: you deserve it"

      The sidewalk thing is more just good manners.

  100. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

    Thank god for officer friendly.

  101. Rev Match   11 years ago

    That b#$%* didn't see that stop sign from a hundred feet away??

    1. kibby   11 years ago

      Uh, she's a woman?

  102. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    AH! Lou Dobbs.

  103. Francisco d'Anconia   11 years ago

    Should be named Bacon.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Lou Bacon!

      I like.

  104. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Oh, good. The after show. Kennedy coughing Unplugged.

    1. SweatingGin   11 years ago

      They all got TB from Gavin.

  105. GILMORE   11 years ago

    *real* independents would have eaten the pig

  106. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Kennedy did a few lines in between the show and the aftershow.

    1. Bobarian   11 years ago

      It was just to clear up her cough.

  107. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Oh, it was Kmele!

  108. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    "the Protestant work ethic and the nuclear family"? Eeeewwww!

  109. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Thad is sort of making the point I made in the post about the "Mad Dog, TX"-fantasy story, where Current Liberal Reality is actually more fucked-up and bizarre than the worst dystopian visions provided by liberal satirists of the 1960s and 70s

  110. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

    Season finale of Justified. My theory- Boyd and Raylan get killed and the finale season is a Tim and Wynn Duffy buddy cop romp.

  111. Irish   11 years ago

    Ed Henry: American Hero.

    Jennifer Palmieri ? @JPalm44
    Follow
    Love all these guys, but note that 6 of 7 news orgs in front row sent men to ask @pressec abt the problem of gender pay inequity.

    Hohoho. That is some witty shit from a government apparatchik.

    Ed Henry ? @edhenryTV
    Follow
    WH sent man to podium right? RT @JPalm44 Love these guys, but 6 of 7 news orgs in front row sent men to ask @pressec abt gender pay inequity

    -Drops mic-

    When will these fuckheads in the White House realize it's not a good idea to go on about pay gaps when there's a pay gap in the White House itself and it's not a good idea to mock reporters for gender disparities when 9/10ths of the Obama White House consists of men?

    1. Hydra   11 years ago

      I don't even understand where she's trying to go with that.

      1. Today's demagoguery is supposed to be about equal pay, not equal employment.
      2. The MSM is the White House's ally, so why is she attacking them?

  112. Derpetologist   11 years ago

    Adventures in Bad Business Writing

    "The X are inoperable."

    No, they are broken. Tumors are inoperable.

    "The X are defective and beyond repair."

    No, they were working when we bought them. They are broken.

  113. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

    Thad, stop with the professor hand. It pisses me off when I do it! So, you doing it is driving me into blood frenzy.

    1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

      I tend to stroke my beard or point my index finger skyward when expounding.

    2. kibby   11 years ago

      Maybe it is time for you to open that tiki bar. Might be good for your blood pressure!

      1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

        Ain't that the truth! I could go for a nice tropical drink right now, actually.

  114. GILMORE   11 years ago

    FOX is so eager to get the Indys off the air they repeatedly cut off the streaming in the midst of Kennedy's sign-off.

    Bad form FBN

  115. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Archie Comics checks its declining sales and decides to cancel the whole Archie series...just kidding, they're going to kill him off in an alternate future in an attempt to create buzz.

    ""Archie dies as he lived ? heroically," [Archie Comics head Jon] Goldwater told CNN about the plot of the upcoming issue."

    "don't worry, Riverdale superfans: Archie will continue to be alive in the comics set in the present day."

    http://shelf-life.ew.com/2014/.....chie-dies/

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      Not to be confused with "Afterlife with Archie"

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/....._blog.html

    2. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      I want that cover as a print and I'd hang it in my home office.

  116. Irish   11 years ago

    This is the most impotent protest of all time.

    Today, Twitter accounts using the names Occupy Oakland and Defend The Bay Area claim they stopped a Google bus in the street and attached a sticker to it, with the words "Die Techie Scum" on it. The protesters tell Business Insider that the sign didn't stay attached, and the bus was later allowed on its way.

    That will show them!

    1. Bam!   11 years ago

      Next time use spray paint, like Patrick Bateman did.

    2. Warrren   11 years ago

      Maybe we should pour a little water near it's tire!

    3. Corning   11 years ago

      White people protesting other white people for moving into black neighborhoods....

      After NY gets nuked by Obama my next big wish is for California to fall into the ocean.

  117. Derpetologist   11 years ago

    In college, I had a group project. 2 of the 4 members did their parts the night before. We turned it in 1 minute before it was due. We wrote the page numbers by hand. I was ashamed my name was on it.

    The comments from the professor were great. He wrote "this is the worst report I have seen from first semester juniors in many, many years. It looks like you read my writing advice and then did the exact opposite."

    1. Warrren   11 years ago

      Group projects are bullshit.

      1. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

        YUP.

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      a kid in my college class (who never graduated) was of the habit of snorting Tylenol PM and drinking vodka most days. He wasn't exactly exciting, but he was a customer of one of my nascent small business-ventures, so I was forced to occasionally associate with him.

      While sitting in his dorm room, I saw a paper on the floor with a big red "F" on it.

      I was shocked = I'd never heard of anyone getting an *F* in anything.

      I picked it up and was glancing over it... it seemed cogent, in English at least.

      Then I saw the professor's comment "THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS CLASS IS ABOUT"

      I looked at the dude = he goes, "oh, yeah fuck man, I was copying a friend's paper from another class and I fucking handed in to the wrong guy...har har..."

      Right. Yeah, that kid was kicked out a month later. These days I hear kids literally copy-past whole Wikipedia pages and hand them in.

      A story about that...
      http://alturl.com/kz4kd

    3. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      My favorite response:

      Student: I don't understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper?

      Professor: Actually, you didn't turn in a research paper. You submitted a large, awkward, random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interact at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn't submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        Brilliant.

      2. Dweebston   11 years ago

        So it was Bel Canto, but entertaining.

  118. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Are you familiar with the trend of people holding handwritten signs reading "I need feminism because..."? Well, here is a variant of that:

    (from Twitter)

    http://bit.ly/1sytsvf

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Because HOLY SHIT THOSE TITS

    2. Irish   11 years ago

      Speaking of hotties.

  119. William of Purple   11 years ago

    Salon Herpy Derp

  120. William of Purple   11 years ago

    Picture of the Day: High heels for men the new fashion statement

  121. Derpetologist   11 years ago

    Ethical dilemma

    A particularly obnoxious prog I argued with on Derpbook has returned with a white flag in his hand. See the sage here:

    http://platedlizard.blogspot.c.....-saga.html

    He asked me to delete that post because it is hurting his business. I told him I'd consider deleting it if he told me what he did. Apparently, from the ages of 17 to 20, he grabbed the asses of random women until he was caught. His punishment taught him the error of his ways, and this is the reason he became a staunch prog.

    Should I grant him mercy?

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      yes

    2. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      I would say yes with a small lecture on how his experience as a sex offender should have taught him to hate the power of the state.

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        That's my thinking. He appealed to my libertarian belief that criminals should not become unpersons after they have completed their punishment.

        1. Raven Nation   11 years ago

          Plus, I have problems with someone being a sex offender for life if their actions were limited to "grab-ass."

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

            Depends on if there was corn holing involved.

        2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          I would wait until you get a solid commitment from him to stop bring a dick to other people on the internet. It seems that he doesn't like the taste of his own medicine.

          1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

            Yes. He claims he is willing to play nice now. I have my doubts.

            1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

              It isn't an easy habit to break.

            2. Suthenboy   11 years ago

              The grab-assing he did and his behavior online are connected, symptoms of some form of anti-social personality disorder.

              He says he will play nice and he will, until he gets what he wants.

              You are not gonna win no matter what you do. Best thing is to just walk away and don't look back.

    3. Irish   11 years ago

      Yeah, you definitely don't come off looking good from that story.

      1. Derpetologist   11 years ago

        You might have a different opinion if you spoke with him. Imagine a Tony-Tulpa-Shreek hybrid.

        Still, I guess it has gone on far enough.

    4. Irish   11 years ago

      Although this:

      Apparently, from the ages of 17 to 20, he grabbed the asses of random women until he was caught. His punishment taught him the error of his ways, and this is the reason he became a staunch prog.

      is fucking hilarious. Given that 60% of felons are pro-Democrat, I feel like this is actually a pretty common life trajectory.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        He's on a registry, but if he'd been convicted of breaking some guy's nose in a bar fight, would he get on a "belligerent drunk" registry?

    5. Suthenboy   11 years ago

      No. Absolutely not.

  122. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

    How about those Costco hotdogs? I'm a happy man right now...

  123. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

    Why do I feel like I'm watching an alternate reality where the 60's never happened when I'm watching this show?

  124. Archduke von Pantsfan   11 years ago

    Let's hear it for the squirrelz tonight.
    GIVE THEM A HAND!

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      Or a LIFT:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo

  125. Archduke von Pantsfan   11 years ago

    No passion for the NHL? Are you a commie?

  126. Archduke von Pantsfan   11 years ago

    Slate has discovered NORMCORE

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      I think the defining feature of the Millenial Generation is that "shit on the internet" is in fact 'more real' than their real lives.

      They've got nothing but for their Memes and their selfies.

      1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

        Of course! These are the people who were raised with the mantra "you are special, you can do big things!" They've now reached a point in their lives where reality has set in, and they aren't special, nor can they do big things. Their form of escapism is to the simplicity of memes, TV shows, and superficial image grooming. It's no different than renting a Lambo to drive to your 10 year reunion.

        (From a millenial who IS special and DOES big things... my mommy says so!)

        1. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

          Yup. And our 'specialness' manifests as everyone believing in special consensuses. We suck.

  127. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    "Saying the House is "not a frat house," Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.) is readying legislation that would require all members of the House and their aides to undergo annual sexual harassment training. That would include "practical examples aimed at the prevention of harassment, discrimination and retaliation presented by expert trainers," according to her office, and it would be similar to harassment training available in the private sector."

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....05497.html

  128. Irish   11 years ago

    Why does this exist?!?

    I almost think it's fake. The fact that a blogger says 'If we aren't sharing it, if we're just keeping it private, then why are we experiencing it' just seems too absurd and Orwellian to be real.

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Hold on

      Halfway through that trailer, I'm thinking,

      "The plot here.. is that he FUCKS all these chicks..."

      Now that its over, I'm thinking "That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen that is basically a bunch of girls going, "Uhm, yeah! the internet, is like, where I can talk, like, all day, and like, people listen, you know?"

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      p.s. yes, I think its fake. The whole thing feels like a giant buildup without a punchline. If its not a parody of itself, it should be.

  129. Troof Hurts   11 years ago

    Why a rare astrological event TONIGHT could herald the 'End of Days

    1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

      "rare" astrological event that happens once every 2 years... bahaha

    2. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

      It's not even for a week...

  130. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    The *Onion* may as well close up shop, there's no way they can top the ongoing story of Mireille Miller-Young, the porn-studies professor facing criminal charges for attacking prolife demonstrators in the UC Santa Barbara "free speech zone."

    Now there are competing petitions on campus, one on behalf of the 16-year-old prolifer whom the professor assaulted - about 150 signatures. The other petition, in support of Professor Porno, so far has 2,000 signatures.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014.....professor/

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      "If we get enough signatures for professor porno, *reality itself will bend to our will!*"

      UCSB isn't exactly famous for carrying the torch for Human Reason

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        Fox links to this article quoting "a theater and feminist studies major" (not sure if she's a petition circulator), as saying:

        "They are domestic terrorists, because the definition of a terrorist is someone who terrorizes..."

        "That's exactly what those girls were doing"..."They were making us feel very unsafe on our campus outside one of the busiest places during the busiest week of the quarter."

        http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/16975/

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   11 years ago

          Is a feminist studies major ever really busy?

        2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

          This pro-porn-prof petition on Change.org has 1,834 supporters. Sign it yourself, and support "the womyn of color who dedicate so much to their fields of study"!

          http://chn.ge/1dQcC1s

          1. GILMORE   11 years ago

            "
            Matthew Rodgers GOLETA, CA
            ? 24 days ago

            Anyone who tries to force their opinions on another through the use of graphic images and verbal aggression is disgusting. Poor excuses for human beings who are trying to make a 'difference'. Get the f*ck off our campus, not one person wants to hear your sh*t in that manner"

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      The progs have really gone Full Metal Retard in the last few months

      ""The last thing we need are these people invading our community," UCSB sophomore Katherine Wehler, a theater and feminist studies major, told the site.""

      "These people"? WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN'...

      But seriously folks, open mindedness and tolerance and shit, and like, diversity and inclusion and multicultural KILL IT!! KILL THE ENEMY!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! KILL!!!!!

      " have a lot of feminist friends that went to them [pro-life protesters] with an educated academic response, because they were extremely triggered by these images, and the activists were saying this is for 'women's rights,'" Wehler said. "As feminist scholars and activists, we were insulted to hear that their cause is for women's rights, because we felt personally attacked as women. Then, we were repeatedly called murderers. That is not okay"

      Not Cool Man has now replaced "Reason" in the human intellectual lexicon.

      1. GILMORE   11 years ago

        I've also noticed = "Theatre Major" seems to be the new credential of the epic-retard.

        I mean, UCSB, Meet the Bard-Communist! Together you could make a great play about social justice. Which you'd have to force people to attend.

        1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

          Nowhere do you get a faster "entitlement" hard-on than in theater. They're always complaining about how underappreciated they are and how they're all starving artists.

        2. Snark Plissken   11 years ago

          How about a double major in Theater and World Languages?

      2. Cytotoxic   11 years ago

        The progs were always channeling and venting their seething hatred and intolerance via progection. Now that's insufficient and it's boiling over-system unstable!

  131. Archduke von Pantsfan   11 years ago

    'Business class is like slavery'

  132. Sevo   11 years ago

    Hillary gets paid campaign speech:
    "Hillary Clinton ponders 'hard questions' in deciding on 2016"
    Like, oh, how power hungry are you, bitch?

    http://www.sfgate.com/politics.....387164.php

  133. BiMonSciFiCon   11 years ago

    Kmele with the Boyd Crowder look tonight.

    1. Kmele   11 years ago

      Exactly what I was going for!

  134. Archduke von Pantsfan   11 years ago

    The Ultimate Warrior has passed away.

    1. Winston   11 years ago

      LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!!!!!

    2. Winston   11 years ago

      I guess his destrucity finally gave way and he didn't foke his jet-jack enough.

  135. C. Anacreon   11 years ago

    Any of the Bay Area commentariat still on? I'm wondering if anyone else is going to the free Ron Paul speech tomorrow at Cal State - Hayward. We've got a few going from the East Bay, hoping to see some others there. I think I'll wear my free Reason shirt from the last subscription event.

  136. neoteny   11 years ago

    Reason Magazine got a mention in the MSM!

    Ali, a member of the Dutch Parliament from 2003 to 2006, has been quoted as making comments critical of Islam. That includes a 2007 interview with Reason Magazine in which she said of the religion, "Once it's defeated, it can mutate into something peaceful. It's very difficult to even talk about peace now. They're not interested in peace. I think that we are at war with Islam. And there's no middle ground in wars."

  137. prolefeed   11 years ago

    It's called the 'happy planet index' and is put out by the 'New Economics Institute.' It seeks to do away with such bourgeious measures of prosperity as GDP and Human Development by replacing it with 'environmental efficiency of supporting well being.'

    Does the planet get happier when the chocolate rations are increased to 20 grams per week?

    Someone paid money to get a degree in this claptrap, and then was surprised that no one wanted to hire her for the amount of money they wanted to not work all that hard for?

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