Tonight on The Independents: Sen. Mike Lee, Thaddeus Russell, IJ's Paul Sherman, Meet the Independent (Nick Troiano Edition), OK Cupid, Campaign Finance, NCAA Servitude, Plus After-Show!
Tonight's live episode of The Independents (9 p.m. ET, 6 p.m. PT, on Fox Business Network, with repeats three hours later) will once again allow you, the beloved audience, to determine what we'll talk about in one of the show's Party Panels. Go to the show's Facebook page to vote: Should it be "LAPD officers tamper with in-car recording equipment" or "Yale threatens to suspend student for being too thin"? Television history rests in your hands.
Helping to work through these and other topics are Party Panelists Remi Spencer (criminal defense attorney-slash-TV commentator) and Thaddeus Russell (beloved Reason contributor). Also up for discussion: The latest OK Cupid shenanigans and related controversies, NCAA basketball champion Shabazz Napier advocating for student-athletes to get a bit more scratch, and whether (in Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's words) college campuses have become "havens for rape" (or in Cathy Young's, "kangaroo courts").
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah), one of the more consistently interesting creatures on Capitol Hill, comes on to talk about his challenge to GOP colleagues to prove their anti-crony capitalism bonafides by croaking the Ex-Im Bank. Institute for Justice Senior Attorney Paul Sherman argues that McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission doesn't go far enough in freeing political speech. Debt-hating, baby-faced Millennial Nick Troiano explains why he's running as an independent for Congress on a platform of "generational equity," and there'll be some discussion about a truly disturbing Department of Transportation anti-texting-and-driving public service announcement.
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I say we boycott < i The Independents until we are free to comment unmolested by squirrels. We should instead watch Bill O'Reilly or whatever sorry fuck is on MSNBC at this time. WHO'S WITH ME?
You want to do WHAT to squirrels?
I say we boycott < i The Independents
IT'S A TRAP! This is just part of your cunning plan to corner the market in party panel input, isn't it!?
SQUIRRELS!
I guess I'm out for tonight.
Jesus Christ, Reason. Again?
Dodger game tonight for me. So y'all enjoy refreshing the page multiple times to make ths same comment about Kennedy's earrings and Matt's deranged fashion choices.
I resemble that remark
Enjoy.
test
first try!
on a roll...
If it "previews" it will post.
Something hit me looking over the election results in Quebec. The Quebec Solidaire - a party that wants a unilingual, socialist, sovereign, ecological paradise - got 275 000.
275 000 for a party led by Peppermint Patty with a bitchy attitude on language, and holds stale South America-like dictator socialist ideals and spews environmental gibberish not even Sir Gawain and the Green Knight could surpass. How they plan to pay for all this crap is beyond me.
Yet, and this is what depressed me, if a classical liberal/libertarian candidate or party ran, I would be stunned if it got even half the number of votes.
Sir Gawain and the Green Night? What?
Also, tonight the Baqiworld link seems to work, knock on wood.
Yeah.
http://d.lib.rochester.edu/cam.....een-knight
Yeah seems to work.
Quebec may be a lost cause. I just hope the ideas to bleed into the rest of Canada too much.
*don't bleed into the rest of Canada too much.
Sorry to hear it. Today I listened to a friend tell me about how he had gone out with some friends, one of whom had just received her PhD in economics here in NYC. She apparently cannot find a job in the US because she studied "New Economics" (yes, wtf indeed--after some googling my friend and I determined it was a far-left pile of garbage including things like "degrowth.). Another mutual friend encouraged her, saying that she could definitely get a job with the government of Brazil (her home country).
1) You fucking asshole, you (presumably of the upper class in Brazil) enjoy the high life, come and live in Manhattan for a while, then go back and forcibly try to block your own countrymen from the same success?! What a horrible person!
2) People somehow (at least in academia, sigh..) find this less shocking than, say, the idea that freedom of speech in elections should be a thing.
gah..
I googled 'New Economics' and found this crazy bullshit.
It's called the 'happy planet index' and is put out by the 'New Economics Institute.' It seeks to do away with such bourgeious measures of prosperity as GDP and Human Development by replacing it with 'environmental efficiency of supporting well being.'
Good God:
In other words, the way to score highly on this index is to be dirt fucking poor.
Funny how nobody presenting this as a good idea seems to be giving away his/her possessions.
It's basically for people who oppose civilization and think that the world would be dramatically better if 50% of the population died tomorrow.
So, ...Pol Pot
Are you ready to go?
I wonder if the link to TI will work.
Should it be "LAPD officers tamper with in-car recording equipment" or "Yale threatens to suspend student for being too thin"?
I'm going to go off book and suggest you talk about Al Sharpton, mob informant. Or, I suppose, the Yale waif.
Write-in votes? Anarchy!
If a bill in Burma passes
Your treatment would be the rudest
You'd get 10 years for marrying a Buddhist woman
Unless you yourself are a Buddhist
Burma Slave
http://www.hrw.org/news/2014/0.....rriage-law
There is nothing in Buddhism that prohibits religious intermarriage.
But the Burmese have always been off their rocker.
I certainly wouldn't hold Buddhists as a whole responsible for these jokers' behavior.
Unfortunately, they're going to get more radical and authoritarian as a response to Rohingya terrorists.
Rohingya terrorists.
You mean the innocent Muslims being butchered by chauvinistic violent Burmese Buddhists with the government's blessing.
Burma Slave
Nice
Couldn't you just bang her instead?
Close enough
Myanmar?
INDEPENDENTS ASSEMBLE!
Independents assembling
Canada.
Present!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IRjl3SWC2U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAd3ALa--gg
Hey, the stream works again! Hooray!!
You're gonna jinx it.
*cries*
Hey, the stream works again! Hooray!!
you taking FloMax?
...whether (in Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's words) college campuses have become "havens for rape" (or in Cathy Young's, "kangaroo courts").
I was on a jury once in the town of Rape Haven, CT, in the case of a stolen marsupial, a university mascot. Coincidence?
"whether (in Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's words) college campuses have become "havens for rape" (or in Cathy Young's, "kangaroo courts")."
I think both of these euphemisms obfuscate the much more concerning issue of Kangaroo Rape in American higher education
I'm glad someone is finally brave enough to introduce this vital conversation.
The way her pouch was open, she was asking for it.
OK, between this & Gaijin's comment at 8:53, I'm choking on the remnants of dinner.
We'll be here all night.
No, really.
We don't give a fuck What The Deal Is, Neil
Great tie though. Matt? Neil has a nice tie on.
Thinking about getting LASIK done. Anyone had it done?
My brother did. He's happy with the result. He can now see into the third dimension.
Girlfriend had it done about 10 years ago. She thinks it has been great. Although, she is dating me...
So it didn't really fix her eyesight?
Well, that was the point of my second sentence but, I guess you need to clarify it for the, ahem, lest gifted or our commentariat.
I would have italicized the "is" in it.
Ah, good point. Once again Fist proves why he is King of the Commentariat.
I get tag kickbacks.
Yep. Highly recommend it.
You will lose a portion of your near vision in that eye, however, so ask your doc about it. The older you are the more you'll lose. Got mine done (one eye) at 46. Lost a bit but can still read out of it.
One eye? The non-monocled eye?
I consider it my bionic monocle.
Is there any data out there on long term effects? As you age sort of effects? I would love to get it done and ditch my contacts.
If you are predisposed to ocular degeneration, you'll still have to deal with that, but you'll be starting from a much better point, and some places will redo it if you vision decays agaim in 20 years. Bottom line, there is very little downside unless you're the .001 percent that they screw up on. OTOH, the longer you wait the more the process improves, unless the government decides it needs more oversight.
I'm very happy I didn't have it done. I started out very near-sighted. As I aged my distance vision improved, but I started having trouble seeing up close. I ended up wearing bifocals in my thirties. Now I actually need trifocals. I won't get trifocals because the only glasses large enough to handle the prescription were made famous by Kim Jong Il. However being a libertarian, I put the third prescription on my monocle and all is right with my world (seriously I actually own a prescription monocle). I imagine lasik would have only accelerated this process.
Test. I finally made it to the PM post and I couldnt comment after I got 2 through the squirrel gauntlet.
Can anyone here me out there? Anyone?
Nope.
One day I will be heard!
You mean hered?
Prediction: Dreamcatchers.
You got one. Congrats.
Supposedly, there is a 21 year old woman who finds Cavuto extremely sexy.
That is the sickest fetish I have ever heard of.
Saw that. His voice is annoying.
Fetishes are by their very nature... obtuse. Not sick. Sick is the Bush retch. Sick is a headache when you find out Mulatto's can be pregnant. Sick is killing Pakistani children with Obama missiles while prezzie boy eats backyard burgers with his kiddies.
I can get pregnant? When did this happen?
You don't remember being hit by the bus then?
Athletes deserve nothing. There should be no scholarships for anything but academic success/promise. If they don't like it they should turn pro.
Aww, I'm sorry those mean kids always picked you last.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TIE!
Yagan voted for Obama in 2008?
OK Cupid, draw back your bow, and let your arrow go, straight to my same-sex lover's heart for me.
Shame is nothing to be proud of.
Shame is a fetish, fist.
Shabazz Napier says he went to be starving? Bullshit.
Metaphorically I'm guessing.
It's a pickup line. "All this athletics make me hungry, and my refrigerator is bare. I'd like to go back to your place and check out *your* refrigerator."
Did he say "starving", because I was under the impression he said "hungry."
They're university employees. Give them a salary. Let them get free education later.
No, they are students. They should be there to study. If they want to play, fine. No sports scholarships should be allowed. And any players should be able to work anywhere they want, just can't use the univ logo.
Why can't a university give money to whomever it pleases?
I think I like this line of thinking.
They ARE students.
I really hope that was sarc.
Do athletics really advance the academic mission of the university? No. Get back to being institutions of learning. The athletes can go elsewhere. How many kids are denied a chance to make room for these idiots?
The Univs would still make just as much money off football. Alums root for the school regardless of the players.
The purpose of a university, is whatever the individual university decides it is. If they want to prepare young minds bodies for their future careers (and make money doing it), that's their business.
I think sports are gay, but it's none of my business what universities decide to do.
And who says students shouldn't be able to make money? Is it some sort of right of passage that students need to "pay their dues" and be dirt poor before getting their degrees?
Fuck that. Pay em.
Would the argument have more weight if applied to public universities? Last I read, most sports at most colleges lose money - even a lot of football programs.
There should be no public universities.
Don't tell him about places like Bejing Sport University or Shanghai University of Sport.
It would blow his mind!
There are ballet schools and AAU basketball camps. They aren't universities. Call a spade a spade - if you give athletes scholarships you are a trade school, not a university.
Doesn't everyone agree that university degrees have become cheapened over the past few decades? I know lots of Reasonoids rag on the Ivy League, but they have this thing right. When you are there the football players are in org chem lab right next to you.
In addition to the points made by HM and FDA, I think you underestimate how much, at least for bigger schools, sports can increase university pride, cohesion, exposure, donations, etc. And you are beyond stupid if you think that a team's performance has no effect on fan support.
Pretty fucked up the NCAA, eh?
Remi.
My number is 514...
What's that coughing? Did McInnes infect the studio with TB?
Looks like Kennedy coughed up a fur ball.
I was thinking this exact thing. Ewww!
This is union bullshit
exactly...they have to find new, impressionable union members somewhere.
Fuck Facebook.
Facebook voting?! screw that.
Mike Lee? His name is practically an adverb.
Isn't this Thad guy the one who argued that Macklemore hates poor Black people?
I watched the movie the China Syndrome last night. It was overall very well done for capturing an actual nuclear plant and it was entertaining, but some laughably silly parts.
They really play up the evil rich plant owner who only cares about the bottom line. And the whole idea of a "China Syndrome" is really stupid. But it is amazing how similar the accident progression depicted in that movie is to the initial progression of the TMI accident.
like that movie for same reasons you mention...especially when they enter the control room and shoot Jack Lemon's character...you know that is exactly how it would go down.
That was another thing, apparently there is absolutely no security at the plant since the main character just walks into the control room armed.
there is absolutely no security at the plant
yeah, that would cost money!
"TMI incident"
They posted overly-revealing photos on Facebook?
Tales from the Derp
Today, I heard the word "matrix" used to refer things besides old printers and a method for systems of equations.
So? "Matrix" just means something that makes something else. I would assume it is used in many industries for specific things.
Calling a table a matrix is a bit much if you ask me. Same goes for charts and schedules.
Pretape interview? This "live" episode now has an asterisk.
Big government begets big cronyism.
I, for one, support TI's explicitly states anti-Bronie stance.
I think it's spelled "brony".
What are you, a br, no, a grony?
No, but I have spidey-sense about correct spelling.
I reject your phonologic prescriptivism!
Way to go, Mr. Linguist.
Four letter 'F' word...fair...stick to the logical, principled arguments.
Mike Lee makes too much sense.
How did he get elected?
racist gerrymandering of course.
In Utah, where it's REALLY hard to do.
-jcr
In Canada, Bombardier and Pratt and Whitney get handouts.
Cut military spending? How DARE you suggest that, Matt!!
Lee's bill will get a floor vote on Wednesday evening, the day after Hell freezes over.
the day after Hell freezes over.
Yet another impact of climate change.
Yeah, "thumb."
Obama Chavez.
"Pain on the American economy."
Really?
I think I just cracked the code. They work three nights a week, pretaping the Friday show one of these days. That way, Kennedy can run back to Taxifornia and Foster and Welch can do whatever they do on four-day weekends.
Lots of shrink wrap.
Um, duh? Took you that long to figure out that Wednesday and Friday's shows are taped on Wednesday?
WEDNESDAY SHOWS ARE LIVE! The Tooth Fairy told me so.
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME!
This just in: Mike Lee doesn't want to repeal Obamacare.
Obamacare is the best thing the GOP has going for it in this election year.
Sigh...put up a Republican Congressman who puts forward good ideas, then let the idea gather dust while other Reps ignore it.
You won't believe how far he wants to go!
Third base?
Fifth base, bro.
You need to turn her around to do that.
I don't know?
On the cover of the rolling stone
A back?
The Constitution as a Tramp stamp?
A Dreyfus stripped of all rights? That never happened before!
She looks pretty good for an elderly woman with the benefit of professional photoshop artists.
Until she mentions: Al Gore ? "who did win, by the way,"
Oh, for fuck's sake. All these left-wingers bitch about the Bush/Gore dead heat, but do any of them offer to rescind the Kennedy administration?
-jcr
dissenting justices, to you I say....bite me
Tales from the Derp
I am so very tired of hearing people say "it's more of an art than a science." Saying that is the same as saying "we don't what causes the problem".
People are more of an art than a science.
Saying that is the same as saying "we don't what causes the problem I don;t do math".
The dissenting justices are leftists. You can tell them that and leave it at that.
Man, that cough resonates.
Isn't there a seven-second delay or something?
I'd rather not want to hear Kennedy imitate a cystic fibrosis patient.
Kennedy just coughed up the other lung. Welch is going to have to lunge over and grab the stick and land this plane.
I think street harassment of yummy babes is just fucking infantile. Why be less of a man and let them know you dig them? Up the ante and ignore.
"Yo, baby, I'm totally indifferent to you and your enormous...things I'm not looking at!"
This You Decide! choice is a false choice. I reject it out of hand.
Mothereffen squirrels are back.
The in-car recording equipment wouldn't stop resisting.
Kennedy, don't you have a Republican elephant tattoo?
Tales from the Derp
Today I created a stir in the office. My crime? I pointed out that someone used the word "we" in an official document. I had been previously chastised for using that word myself.
This scandal consumed 2 hours of my day.
I don't think I will ever learn to point at a deer and call it a horse.
You work in the office in 'Being John Malkovich' or something?
I'm convinced it is in fact purgatory.
Someone seems to not be a Team Player.
also, you seem to have failed to grasp The Zen of Derp
You must learn to paddle *with the tide*. It is the way of water. Musashi and shit man. You can be a *rock*, you just need to know when to roll
This is all in my new book, Chicken Soup for Making Me a Millionaire
I see no reason to tip-toe through life only in order to arrive safely at death.
I already have a favorite self-help book:
Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit
Let me guess, you work with Locutus of Borg and Gollum?
Well, he was close.
And Kentucky have won the NC eight times.
Just saying.
The Independents Attire Review, 8 April 2014
Venus de Milo-Edition
- Kennedy: We first considered this outfit a black-bag; the color spectrum has since normalized and we get Navy Blue tones now. I was happier with my earlier review, where I alluded to Kennedy's possible prior dabblings in Wicca; now that its just "blue', we are left with little else than a positive, neutral feeling. We reiterate our bias towards Neon-Kennedy
- Matt: The purple-silver tie seems to have finally found a friend; while not the sort of thing we'd call a "DO!" in COSMOGILMORE, the reaction to this Veruca Salt-inspired-look is an improvement on the visual-Ipicac he normally wears. +1 here Matt. BONUS: Matt interviewing Mike Lee = WHAT? Matt looks great. I didn't even know he *owned* a decent blue suit. I blame the Fox Business Producers at this point for not intervening and putting Matt on a stricter-diet of apparel-normality
- Kmele: Ever our style-anchor, Kmele tests out a new combination, going Grey-monochromatic sans-tie. This sort of thing works best primarily through the layering of fabric textures, and isn't for everyone, but works well here; in the current evening's panel palette, we would have hoped for a bolder color-foil to Kennedy's "Priestess of the Dark Mass" look.
Overall, one of the least-stimulating Independents apparel presentations to date. We give the Nod to "interview Matt" for surprise-outperformance.
Thank You
"visual-Ipicac"
*stands and salutes*
Rats carry the plague.
I've been occupied and wasn't able to see the first half of the show. From glancing over the comments, it looks juicy. What have I missed?
(This is Byte Me, btw)
ps. I see the commenting system has gone on a cocaine bender, again.
Sheesh, I wish people would stop changing their handles.
Tell me about it!
Wow, Kennedy just de ided to insult a whole state based one guy
"Rat on a train" provokes *that* now?
in the ~16 years I've lived in NYC, the most reaction that has ever gotten from me was to lift my feet
tuck pants into socks?
I don't see the point in standing on a chair to get away from a rat. They can jump pretty high.
I saw many rats in Chicago. They mostly come at night. Mostly.
She wanted breakfast and got there at 11:01?
Way to be a stereotype, Foster.
Mom sewed up the kid.
THE
HORROR!
What a bunch of pussies.
Yeah, I'm thinking she didn't sterilize the needle beforehand, though.
Perhaps. But we don't know that. She probably did it so the Nazis wouldn't take her monkey away.
My dog bit me when I was a kid (granted, not 4 times), and we didn't get rid of it. I'd need more facts before jumping to an opinion.
Jump forward 20 years:
"The mother put the band aid on the child herself."
*everyone gasps*
She's no doubt got monkey feces on her walls. She's already gotten her comeuppance.
This place smells of feces... and not just monkey feces...
Metal makes the world go around! Wooooo! [makes horn symbol with hands]
Where were these 1 in 5 women when I needed...wait, the squirrels won't let me post that, will they?
The squirrels can't save you from that one.
There is no accident in the punishing of men.
You can do anything you want if it does not have to stand the test of inquisitive legal scrutiny.
You can pretty much do anything you want if call it 'inquisitive legal scrutiny'.
Well, when you define sexual assault as a dirty look...
Wow. Obama's evilness is astonishing.
Do the expelled get their tuition back?
Vote tampering!
People voted for the legit topic instead of the TMZ topic? Wow. I like our fellow viewers.
And they braved Facebook to do it!
There were only 3 voters. Kmele, Matt, and Kennedy.
Ivy League schools are the laboratories of Democratic Policy.
By the way, I looked for the data showing any "trends" in college sexual assault, and the *best* I could find was a study...from 1991
Since then, most things are simply very short term comparisons that show no clear trends at all.
On the bigger picture? this =
http://alturl.com/iwh7v
...the response to which has been, "rape on college campuses is *un-reported* = therefore, there MUST be an iceberg of ACTUAL rape under that giant, deafening silence.
And progs call everyone else, 'anti-science'
It's political science!
The hardest of hard sciences.
Military Intelligence
Country Music
Political Science
"stats on sexual assault" Google's #2 result
http://www.slc.edu/offices-ser.....stics.html
Studies from...
1991
2001
2000
1998
1996
1991
Therefore = There is clearly a new problem here.
Admittedly, Google isn't the best place to find academic studies. I did a quick search on Summon 2.0 and from 2006 to now, each year averaged about 80 studies that matched the term "sexual assault".
Yes, but you can find the NGO/Non profits that are organized to popularize/lobby around said issue, and the studies THEY cite are surprisingly weak tea.
I mean, you may have found 'a lot' of studies = but which (if any) actually track *incidence* on any real basis? None as far as I can find, since the early 90s.
Jesus, I don't have time for that. I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!
Women. They make the highs higher and the lows more derpy.
Women. Women never change.
Better Know a District.
These guys are the #1 source of data on sexual assaults on campus...
https://www.rainn.org/public-policy/campus-safety
and their data is equally shit = basically saying things like,
-"Rape tends to happen to younger women" ?!
- People have sex in college
- there's "under-reporting" of sexual assault
I don't doubt the last one at all. I'm just dubious as to why this is being made a 'new problem' when its been well known and addressed for decades.
That said, STAGGER LEE baby
This poor deluded young man.
He's not jaded about Washington yet. Must not have much experience.
The (checks notes) Tenth District of (checks notes) Pennsylvania
Punk kid is annoying punk kid
You'll be singing a different tune when you're president, sonny.
Solve the problems of government
The Government Is The Problem You Stupid Kid!!
You don't come to this conclusion normally, until after the government has broken your heart, ripped out your guts, and/or kicked your balls.
I do not trust anyone running for office who has not done something outside of politics (i.e., held a job, started a business, etc.). What has this independent milllenial done beside politics?
I'm going with "student council"
I notice "community organizing" is not on your list of examples. RACIST.
If you look at his website, you'll learn that he started and operated a food concessions business while he was still in high school.
Jus' sayin'
Ran a lemonade stand.
"gaijin|4.8.14 @ 9:53PM|#
I do not trust anyone running for office who has not done something outside of politics
Agreed.
Its the test as to whether they are actually 'human beings' rather than just the scum-puppets that most Student Class Presidents typically are.
Ugh.
if this kid wanted credibility, he should have said, "lets admit it =Politicians are scumbags. we need to find some way to make shit work around these horrible people"
Instead he seems to have perfectly aped exactly the style of the Scumbags
Indeed
I believe it was Friedman who said that the only way to fix things is to make it profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing.
Way to perv on the kid, Kennedy.
I'm not the best judge of people, but he gives off a bad vibe. Of course I could be wrong.
What's the link to the after show?
same as it ever was
http://video.foxbusiness.com/v.....show-clips
Look, a slimebag politician before its aged and hardened!
We upped our game, now up yours!
You guys really read into something I didn't see.
You're an idiot if you text and drive. Period.
commenting on H&R while driving is still okay, right?
i've got cruise control
commenting on H&R while driving is still okay, right?
If you've got one of those fucking Google cars maybe.
^^THIS!
This.
Because doing it in city traffic is the same as doing it on a desolate highway.
My friends brother got busted for drunk driving because he was texting as he turned a corner just after midnight. He had a couple drinks but that wasn't why he crashed. So dumb.
Rule #1: drive your best if you've had any drinks.
Add that to "texting while walking down a NYC sidewalk and forcing people to evade you" and you have a +1 from me as well.
I mean, the driving thing is so obvious as for me to think "ok, get in an accident you stupid fuck: you deserve it"
The sidewalk thing is more just good manners.
Thank god for officer friendly.
That b#$%* didn't see that stop sign from a hundred feet away??
Uh, she's a woman?
AH! Lou Dobbs.
Should be named Bacon.
Lou Bacon!
I like.
Oh, good. The after show. Kennedy coughing Unplugged.
They all got TB from Gavin.
*real* independents would have eaten the pig
Kennedy did a few lines in between the show and the aftershow.
It was just to clear up her cough.
Oh, it was Kmele!
"the Protestant work ethic and the nuclear family"? Eeeewwww!
Thad is sort of making the point I made in the post about the "Mad Dog, TX"-fantasy story, where Current Liberal Reality is actually more fucked-up and bizarre than the worst dystopian visions provided by liberal satirists of the 1960s and 70s
Season finale of Justified. My theory- Boyd and Raylan get killed and the finale season is a Tim and Wynn Duffy buddy cop romp.
Ed Henry: American Hero.
Hohoho. That is some witty shit from a government apparatchik.
-Drops mic-
When will these fuckheads in the White House realize it's not a good idea to go on about pay gaps when there's a pay gap in the White House itself and it's not a good idea to mock reporters for gender disparities when 9/10ths of the Obama White House consists of men?
I don't even understand where she's trying to go with that.
1. Today's demagoguery is supposed to be about equal pay, not equal employment.
2. The MSM is the White House's ally, so why is she attacking them?
Adventures in Bad Business Writing
"The X are inoperable."
No, they are broken. Tumors are inoperable.
"The X are defective and beyond repair."
No, they were working when we bought them. They are broken.
Thad, stop with the professor hand. It pisses me off when I do it! So, you doing it is driving me into blood frenzy.
I tend to stroke my beard or point my index finger skyward when expounding.
Maybe it is time for you to open that tiki bar. Might be good for your blood pressure!
Ain't that the truth! I could go for a nice tropical drink right now, actually.
FOX is so eager to get the Indys off the air they repeatedly cut off the streaming in the midst of Kennedy's sign-off.
Bad form FBN
Archie Comics checks its declining sales and decides to cancel the whole Archie series...just kidding, they're going to kill him off in an alternate future in an attempt to create buzz.
""Archie dies as he lived ? heroically," [Archie Comics head Jon] Goldwater told CNN about the plot of the upcoming issue."
"don't worry, Riverdale superfans: Archie will continue to be alive in the comics set in the present day."
http://shelf-life.ew.com/2014/.....chie-dies/
Not to be confused with "Afterlife with Archie"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/....._blog.html
I want that cover as a print and I'd hang it in my home office.
This is the most impotent protest of all time.
That will show them!
Next time use spray paint, like Patrick Bateman did.
Maybe we should pour a little water near it's tire!
White people protesting other white people for moving into black neighborhoods....
After NY gets nuked by Obama my next big wish is for California to fall into the ocean.
In college, I had a group project. 2 of the 4 members did their parts the night before. We turned it in 1 minute before it was due. We wrote the page numbers by hand. I was ashamed my name was on it.
The comments from the professor were great. He wrote "this is the worst report I have seen from first semester juniors in many, many years. It looks like you read my writing advice and then did the exact opposite."
Group projects are bullshit.
YUP.
a kid in my college class (who never graduated) was of the habit of snorting Tylenol PM and drinking vodka most days. He wasn't exactly exciting, but he was a customer of one of my nascent small business-ventures, so I was forced to occasionally associate with him.
While sitting in his dorm room, I saw a paper on the floor with a big red "F" on it.
I was shocked = I'd never heard of anyone getting an *F* in anything.
I picked it up and was glancing over it... it seemed cogent, in English at least.
Then I saw the professor's comment "THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS CLASS IS ABOUT"
I looked at the dude = he goes, "oh, yeah fuck man, I was copying a friend's paper from another class and I fucking handed in to the wrong guy...har har..."
Right. Yeah, that kid was kicked out a month later. These days I hear kids literally copy-past whole Wikipedia pages and hand them in.
A story about that...
http://alturl.com/kz4kd
My favorite response:
Student: I don't understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper?
Professor: Actually, you didn't turn in a research paper. You submitted a large, awkward, random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interact at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn't submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.
Brilliant.
So it was Bel Canto, but entertaining.
Are you familiar with the trend of people holding handwritten signs reading "I need feminism because..."? Well, here is a variant of that:
(from Twitter)
http://bit.ly/1sytsvf
Because HOLY SHIT THOSE TITS
Speaking of hotties.
Salon Herpy Derp
Picture of the Day: High heels for men the new fashion statement
Ethical dilemma
A particularly obnoxious prog I argued with on Derpbook has returned with a white flag in his hand. See the sage here:
http://platedlizard.blogspot.c.....-saga.html
He asked me to delete that post because it is hurting his business. I told him I'd consider deleting it if he told me what he did. Apparently, from the ages of 17 to 20, he grabbed the asses of random women until he was caught. His punishment taught him the error of his ways, and this is the reason he became a staunch prog.
Should I grant him mercy?
yes
I would say yes with a small lecture on how his experience as a sex offender should have taught him to hate the power of the state.
That's my thinking. He appealed to my libertarian belief that criminals should not become unpersons after they have completed their punishment.
Plus, I have problems with someone being a sex offender for life if their actions were limited to "grab-ass."
Depends on if there was corn holing involved.
I would wait until you get a solid commitment from him to stop bring a dick to other people on the internet. It seems that he doesn't like the taste of his own medicine.
Yes. He claims he is willing to play nice now. I have my doubts.
It isn't an easy habit to break.
The grab-assing he did and his behavior online are connected, symptoms of some form of anti-social personality disorder.
He says he will play nice and he will, until he gets what he wants.
You are not gonna win no matter what you do. Best thing is to just walk away and don't look back.
Yeah, you definitely don't come off looking good from that story.
You might have a different opinion if you spoke with him. Imagine a Tony-Tulpa-Shreek hybrid.
Still, I guess it has gone on far enough.
Although this:
is fucking hilarious. Given that 60% of felons are pro-Democrat, I feel like this is actually a pretty common life trajectory.
He's on a registry, but if he'd been convicted of breaking some guy's nose in a bar fight, would he get on a "belligerent drunk" registry?
No. Absolutely not.
How about those Costco hotdogs? I'm a happy man right now...
Why do I feel like I'm watching an alternate reality where the 60's never happened when I'm watching this show?
Let's hear it for the squirrelz tonight.
GIVE THEM A HAND!
Or a LIFT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo
No passion for the NHL? Are you a commie?
Slate has discovered NORMCORE
I think the defining feature of the Millenial Generation is that "shit on the internet" is in fact 'more real' than their real lives.
They've got nothing but for their Memes and their selfies.
Of course! These are the people who were raised with the mantra "you are special, you can do big things!" They've now reached a point in their lives where reality has set in, and they aren't special, nor can they do big things. Their form of escapism is to the simplicity of memes, TV shows, and superficial image grooming. It's no different than renting a Lambo to drive to your 10 year reunion.
(From a millenial who IS special and DOES big things... my mommy says so!)
Yup. And our 'specialness' manifests as everyone believing in special consensuses. We suck.
"Saying the House is "not a frat house," Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.) is readying legislation that would require all members of the House and their aides to undergo annual sexual harassment training. That would include "practical examples aimed at the prevention of harassment, discrimination and retaliation presented by expert trainers," according to her office, and it would be similar to harassment training available in the private sector."
http://www.politico.com/story/.....05497.html
Why does this exist?!?
I almost think it's fake. The fact that a blogger says 'If we aren't sharing it, if we're just keeping it private, then why are we experiencing it' just seems too absurd and Orwellian to be real.
Hold on
Halfway through that trailer, I'm thinking,
"The plot here.. is that he FUCKS all these chicks..."
Now that its over, I'm thinking "That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen that is basically a bunch of girls going, "Uhm, yeah! the internet, is like, where I can talk, like, all day, and like, people listen, you know?"
p.s. yes, I think its fake. The whole thing feels like a giant buildup without a punchline. If its not a parody of itself, it should be.
Why a rare astrological event TONIGHT could herald the 'End of Days
"rare" astrological event that happens once every 2 years... bahaha
It's not even for a week...
The *Onion* may as well close up shop, there's no way they can top the ongoing story of Mireille Miller-Young, the porn-studies professor facing criminal charges for attacking prolife demonstrators in the UC Santa Barbara "free speech zone."
Now there are competing petitions on campus, one on behalf of the 16-year-old prolifer whom the professor assaulted - about 150 signatures. The other petition, in support of Professor Porno, so far has 2,000 signatures.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014.....professor/
"If we get enough signatures for professor porno, *reality itself will bend to our will!*"
UCSB isn't exactly famous for carrying the torch for Human Reason
Fox links to this article quoting "a theater and feminist studies major" (not sure if she's a petition circulator), as saying:
"They are domestic terrorists, because the definition of a terrorist is someone who terrorizes..."
"That's exactly what those girls were doing"..."They were making us feel very unsafe on our campus outside one of the busiest places during the busiest week of the quarter."
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/16975/
Is a feminist studies major ever really busy?
This pro-porn-prof petition on Change.org has 1,834 supporters. Sign it yourself, and support "the womyn of color who dedicate so much to their fields of study"!
http://chn.ge/1dQcC1s
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Matthew Rodgers GOLETA, CA
? 24 days ago
Anyone who tries to force their opinions on another through the use of graphic images and verbal aggression is disgusting. Poor excuses for human beings who are trying to make a 'difference'. Get the f*ck off our campus, not one person wants to hear your sh*t in that manner"
The progs have really gone Full Metal Retard in the last few months
""The last thing we need are these people invading our community," UCSB sophomore Katherine Wehler, a theater and feminist studies major, told the site.""
"These people"? WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN'...
But seriously folks, open mindedness and tolerance and shit, and like, diversity and inclusion and multicultural KILL IT!! KILL THE ENEMY!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! KILL!!!!!
" have a lot of feminist friends that went to them [pro-life protesters] with an educated academic response, because they were extremely triggered by these images, and the activists were saying this is for 'women's rights,'" Wehler said. "As feminist scholars and activists, we were insulted to hear that their cause is for women's rights, because we felt personally attacked as women. Then, we were repeatedly called murderers. That is not okay"
Not Cool Man has now replaced "Reason" in the human intellectual lexicon.
I've also noticed = "Theatre Major" seems to be the new credential of the epic-retard.
I mean, UCSB, Meet the Bard-Communist! Together you could make a great play about social justice. Which you'd have to force people to attend.
Nowhere do you get a faster "entitlement" hard-on than in theater. They're always complaining about how underappreciated they are and how they're all starving artists.
How about a double major in Theater and World Languages?
The progs were always channeling and venting their seething hatred and intolerance via progection. Now that's insufficient and it's boiling over-system unstable!
'Business class is like slavery'
Hillary gets paid campaign speech:
"Hillary Clinton ponders 'hard questions' in deciding on 2016"
Like, oh, how power hungry are you, bitch?
http://www.sfgate.com/politics.....387164.php
Kmele with the Boyd Crowder look tonight.
Exactly what I was going for!
The Ultimate Warrior has passed away.
LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!!!!!
I guess his destrucity finally gave way and he didn't foke his jet-jack enough.
Any of the Bay Area commentariat still on? I'm wondering if anyone else is going to the free Ron Paul speech tomorrow at Cal State - Hayward. We've got a few going from the East Bay, hoping to see some others there. I think I'll wear my free Reason shirt from the last subscription event.
Reason Magazine got a mention in the MSM!
Ali, a member of the Dutch Parliament from 2003 to 2006, has been quoted as making comments critical of Islam. That includes a 2007 interview with Reason Magazine in which she said of the religion, "Once it's defeated, it can mutate into something peaceful. It's very difficult to even talk about peace now. They're not interested in peace. I think that we are at war with Islam. And there's no middle ground in wars."
It's called the 'happy planet index' and is put out by the 'New Economics Institute.' It seeks to do away with such bourgeious measures of prosperity as GDP and Human Development by replacing it with 'environmental efficiency of supporting well being.'
Does the planet get happier when the chocolate rations are increased to 20 grams per week?
Someone paid money to get a degree in this claptrap, and then was surprised that no one wanted to hire her for the amount of money they wanted to not work all that hard for?