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Campaign Finance Laws Ban the Hulk from Donating But Not Tony Stark; A Right is a Right is a Right

Political speech is a right, not a privilege


not the "real" iron man and hulk
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Over at the Daily Caller, Zac Morgan and Joe Trotter of the Center for Competitive Politics (which represented the plaintiffs in the case that created Super PACs) explain the ridiculousness of Congress' latest attempt to restrict political speech by using comic book superheroes. Via the Daily Caller:

Consider the strange case of Dr. Bruce Banner, the Hulk's alter ego. In the film "The Incredible Hulk," Dr. Banner is a researcher at the fictional Culver University working with the military on radiological experiments. Presumably, Banner was paid for this work by the federal government through a Pentagon contract. In doing so, Dr. Banner's right to contribute was, well, smashed.

You see, while under present law, most Americans are permitted to give up to $2,600 to any candidate of their choosing, federal contractors are forced to forfeit that right.

Things are different for Iron Man, AKA Tony Stark, the CEO of Stark Industries. The fictional Stark Industries has boatloads of government contracts. In the first Iron Man movie, Tony Stark is captured in Afghanistan by terrorists shortly after demonstrating the effectiveness of a new type of missile—"the weapon you only have to fire once"—to the U.S. military. Earlier in the film, Tony boasts to a reporter for Vanity Fair about technological breakthroughs in medicine and "intelli-crops" funded by his company's military contracts. But because Iron Man is not a sole proprietor, his constitutional rights are shielded.

Does it make sense to ban a gamma radiation researcher from contributing to members of Congress because of concerns about corruption, while allowing the CEO of a major contracting company to contribute? Of course it doesn't.

Morgan and Trotter note Banner could face five years in prison for making a campaign contribution. Real life government contractors are suing against the arbitrary rule. Morgan and Trotter write that "[i]f they prevail, all sole proprietors will be able to share the right to contribute with the rest of America. Rules that pick and choose who get to maintain their basic constitutional rights on the basis of employment are incompatible with the First Amendment."

Congress, of course, loves to demonize political speech that's exercised in the form of campaign donations because Washington politicians are staked in the myth that "money corrupts politics" when, in fact, it's power that corrupts politics. As I've written many times before, politicians don't need corporations or corporate influence to succumb to corruption, their own personal greed for money and power is sufficient.

A 2008 documentary from Fox News, "Porked: Earmarks for Profit" provided several examples of this: congressmen like former speaker Dennis Hastert and Democrat Paul Kanjorski earmarked millions in taxpayer money that benefited not the project of any corporation or corporate donor, but their own personal coffers. The push to limit free speech by restricting campaign donations is an easy out for Washington's politicians, as it may make it harder for Americans to participate in the political process but does nothing to curb the power of Washington's politicians to spend the people's money on their own personal financial enrichment. Corporate money is an easy scapegoat for politicians looking to divert responsibility for political corruption from themselves, where it actually belongs. The solution, then, to corruption in politics is to cut government spending, not your spending on politics.

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  1. The newest superhero: Burka Avenger!…..ger/277757

  2. Politicians who support campaign finance reform aren’t noble leaders working for some democracy-based set of ideals. They’re just pragmatically protecting their power.

    If you’re an incumbent politician, you have huge advantages in an election. First, you’ve already won your district’s last popularity contest. You’ll have years to get free publicity from the media, selling yourself to your constituents and all that you do in their name. Making all election candidates equal in terms of financing will never deal with that inequality. So, the last thing an incumbent politician wants is someone showing up with a big pot of money, able to level the playing field with his incumbency. So, no wonder they love campaign finance reform. It’s always better to make everything equal in every respect, except where you have the advantage.

  3. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say something like, anyone who receives a dime in federal or state contracts forfeits their ability to donate a dime to any political candidate. Sure they can take out all the ads they want, but direct donations are out.

    1. Well that’s at least half the country.

    2. You know that everyone is on the government cheese now?

      1. Contracts?

  4. It really isn’t a difficult read: “Congress shall make NO MOTHER FUCKING LAW* respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

    *emphasis added.

    1. Well you obviously don’t have a law degree from a prestigious college, or you could see the word unreasonable between “no” and “law.”

      Same with the 2A. “shall not be unreasonably infringed.”


  5. Uh, I sincerely doubt they could put Banner in prison for political donations.

    1. They just need to keep him sexed up and full all the time.

    2. Well, they could put him there…keeping him there might be problematic.

      PRISONER 24601 SMASH!!!

  6. Aren’t public employee unions “government contractors” in a sense? If people want to be fair about curbing “undue influence” in elections, let’s prohibit them from contributing, too.

  7. How about we stop letting government employees and those living on the dole from voting? Why should they get a say in how our money is spent?

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