Breaking: Harry Reid Couldn't Get Laid in a Monkey Whorehouse with a Fistful of Bananas!
From Chris Moody of The Daily Caller comes this riveting news story:
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's threat to shut down the regulated sex industry in his state doesn't exactly have Nevada prostitutes shaking in their G-strings.
"I will lie down for a lot of things, but Senator Reid is not one of them," said Brooke Taylor, a five-year veteran working girl at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch just outside Carson City.
In his biennial address at the state capitol Tuesday, the Nevada senator vowed to strip the state's 16 counties of the right to determine their own brothel laws, saying that "the time has come" to rid the state of the practice.
"When the nation thinks about Nevada, it should think about the world's newest ideas and newest careers – not about its oldest profession," Reid told the state delegation.
Hat tip: Ivan Osorio.
Of course, prositution is already only barely legal (hmm…that doesn't sound right) in Nevada, restricted to a few counties outside the big city areas. But what I'm wondering is who's the constituency for Reid's puritanical put-downs? The state's storied Basque sheepherding population?
Hate to tell the senator this, but legalizing vice and hence diminishing the social pathologies associated with victimless crimes is absolutely cutting-edge policy. Portugal decrimmed drugs to excellent results and legalizing prostitution (and gambling and drugs) works similarly.
About the only thing you can say in favor of keeping prostitution illegal is that its prohibition is the essential pretext for the Angel franchise. And while that's good, Cass Sunstein could tell you that ain't enough to come out on top of even a fake cost-benefit analysis.
Here's Sen. Reid in the role of a lifetime. I like to call this clip "Enter, Sandman":
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Best Post Title Evar! The Jacket Rulz!
Now playing in the cineplex in Harry Reid's mind.
Best to be avoided. The floors are way sticky.
I think I saw Paul Reubens in there at one point too.
Damn Republicans- getting in our bedrooms and legislating morality again...
Oh, wait...
Maybe the Senator is concerned that the Prostitutes might pollute the morals of the altar boys in his church...
He's just mad because all the working girls at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch took their lunch break when he showed up wearing his long underwear and cowboy boots yelling, "Yeehaw! When's your public servant gonna get a'sexed up?!!"
Other amusing quotes from the story:
and it doesn't really matter, since it won't pass and the Republican Governor would veto the bill anyway:
The last time a movement to ban prostitution came up, the bill never even got a committee hearing.
I think there is zero chance of a bill reaching the governor's desk.
Any whore who knows enough to say "lie down" instead of "lay down" dserves to have her rights protected. Harry Reid should just go fuck himself, because nobody else will.
Sex worker, Alan, sex worker.
Isn't a Senator supposed to represent their state, not work against it by trying to have its laws contravened with federal laws?
Silly me, I thought I was supposed to resent my state.
Harry Reid couldn't get laid if he was a floor tile.
How about carpet?
He is a U.S. Senator, not a state legislator or governor. How does he plan to do this?
Obvious. The customers' sperm is from out of state, so it is interstate cummerce.
OH MY GOD
LOL
What if the cumstomer is from in-state?
Oh, I forget Supreme Court Cummerce logic. Withholding your sperm affects the markets for cumdumps...
Oh-Oh...I just realized I'm not paying anybody when I masterbate. Could I pay myself and cumply with the Cummerce clause? OMG...I masterbate so much I can't afford to pay me!!!!!
My god man... your comment just made my day so much better
I...wow. Fuck you, man. Now I'm afraid that sometime in my lifetime that will be used.
If prostitution is made illegal in Nevada this might increase the tourist trade in Rhode Island.
u mean DC
"When the nation thinks about Nevada, it should think about the world's newest ideas and newest careers ? not about its oldest profession," Reid told the state delegation.
Not to worry, Senator. When I think of Nevada I don't think about hookers or gambling; I think of a certain miserable old son of a bitch who helped ram a slave-making healthcare bill into law. That is to say, the only whore that comes to mind is the one who runs the Senate.
Well said!
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This does bring up another point. Maybe he is trying to shut down the brothels because he is afraid of the competition from whores who people actually want to spend time with?
This post deserves a long diatribe about how Democrats strayed from the path they were on when I was a kid, and how once we lost them in the civil liberties battle, so went any chances of a classical liberal government.
But I don't have the energy.
Have the Democrats completely lost their minds? I mean, FULL RETARD?
The Democratic Party has finally gone all the way over the edge.
Have the Democrats completely lost their minds? I mean, FULL RETARD?
"Daddy, what's a rhetorical question...?"
Challenge accepted! But you do realize we proved our pencil fuckin' prowess with our totally awesome healthcare bill. Right?
She's hawter on the left (as a schoolgirl).
Yes she is.
I was 15 when they movie came out. 26 years later, that poster stills turn me on a little.
From what I remember, however, the movie sucked.
"Hate to tell the senator this, but legalizing vice and hence diminishing the social pathologies associated with victimless crimes"
I hate to tell you that prostitution is not a victimless crime. Prostitutes are the victims. No little girl wants to grow up to be a hooker. Prostitutes are forced into prostitution.
No little girl wants to grow up to work some shitty bureaucratic office job either. They only do it for money, so I guess that makes them victims. Ban office work!
I suggest reading Maggie McNeill's blog.
Seriously one of my favorite blogs on the internet. Maggie McNeill eviscerates the morons who think women can't make sexual and economic decisions for themselves. Plus there's a naked picture of her for all you horndogs.
As with drugs, any victimization or coercion or violence is attributable to prohibition, not to prostitution itself.
A Grown Up, if your little girl knows about prostitution I think you are a bad parent.
Ahh. The Angel poster.
That one had a formative effort on my pre-adolescent brain.
Harry Reid's adult conversion to Mormonism remains strangely unreferenced thus far.
Is anyone who really believes in an imaginary boogeyman really an adult?
No wonder he is mad at the Koch brothers. He is against things they are for.
It isn't "barely legal", it's completely legal in the counties that approve it. It also isn't "restricted" to certain counties, it just hasn't been approved in them all.
that Senator Harry Reid is a mindless fucking twit.
Sharon Angle, Reid's 2010 opponent, wasn't any better in this regard. She called for shutting down the casinos, Nevada's single biggest employer.
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