Marijuana Is Legal in Washington, Tomorrow
We don't need to tell you how to celebrate
When you have terrible governments and awful laws, corruption might actually make the place tolerable
Frankly, it would have been weird if they did
If only they'd pick a real cliff and go it by themselves
You really think they want to spend their careers rattling a tin cup for compensation?
But why end a good thing, right?
Like, randomly in hotel parking lots and such
They even track civilian cars for shits and giggles
Lay off the 'roids, dude
Physicians are already capping the number of Medicaid patients they see
Bureaucrats then recommend cuts they know won't fly
These are tough times and the cops have to make a buck, too
Nobody involved looks good
In many states, licensing laws tie practitioners in knots
Owners had to pay ransom to the police to retrieve their vehicles
The better to target advertising
Such as that involving a one-armed, one-legged, wheelchair-bound man
The company is alive and well and doing just fine
Why should the public have any interest in the government's financial mess?
Would Syria be any different?
Objected to the costs of improvement, according to meeting minutes
Claims foam rubber recliners contributed to deaths of five infants
Thinks she'll have a hard time running in Kentucky with her opinions about coal power
Claim membership has increased 400 percent since Obama's re-election
Wait until the see the kinds of things Americans say about them online
He's seeking the seat vacated by Jesse Jackson Jr.
Even though she raised $42 million, there are some outstanding expenses
Letters that might actually be relevant held back, though
That sounds like a really boring movie
Rise in corn prices of course contributes to rise in food prices
If ever there were an argument for Washington gridlock
Paper of record did not send reporter to cover WikiLeaker's first public testimony
Americans accused of plotting to kill other Americans overseas
Now that the election is over, it's time for liberals to start worrying about Obama's misdeeds again.
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