I will be appearing tonight on the great Fox News current events/humor program Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue at 3 a.m., along with comedians Joe DeVito and Sam Roberts, plus regulars Joanne Nosuchinsky and TV's Andy Levy. Subjects are slated to include:
* Hillary Clinton surrogate Ed Rendell saying that Donald Trump's leering sexism will hurt him because there's "probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."
* Actress Frances Fisher getting all creepy about Bernie Sanders.
* Employers getting all sad-faced because they can't find people willing or able to pass a stupid drug test.
As a palate-cleanser, here's a little clip from the last time I was on, about D.C. license plates: