Watch Matt Welch Bash Workplace Drug Testing and Trump's Ferguson Affect on Red Eye

Tune into Fox News at 3 a.m. ET for ugly Pennsylvanians, cultish Bernie fans, sexist Marvel casting, and more

I will be appearing tonight on the great Fox News current events/humor program Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue at 3 a.m., along with comedians Joe DeVito and Sam Roberts, plus regulars Joanne Nosuchinsky and TV's Andy Levy. Subjects are slated to include:

* Hillary Clinton surrogate Ed Rendell saying that Donald Trump's leering sexism will hurt him because there's "probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."

* Trump saying, erroneously, that the city of Ferguson, Missouri is "among the most dangerous in the world."

* Actress Frances Fisher getting all creepy about Bernie Sanders.

* Employers getting all sad-faced because they can't find people willing or able to pass a stupid drug test.

As a palate-cleanser, here's a little clip from the last time I was on, about D.C. license plates: