Police Abuse

Want to See Police Kill a Drunk in Custody?

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Well, I'm sure you don't. I didn't either. But video has been released of the incident in which a very drunk David Dehmann, a 33-year-old autistic man, is slammed to the ground by Deputy Chase Wright in Mount Vernon, Ohio, hard enough to cause a head trauma injury that killed him two days later.

The Columbus Dispatch on how it got to that point:

David Levi Dehmann had been arrested at 7:43 p.m. Tuesday by Mount Vernon police Cpl. Travis Tharp, who had been sent to the ball fields at Dan Emmett Elementary School after a call about a suspected drunken man who had fallen down by the restrooms.

Tharp arrested Dehmann on a charge of persistent disorderly conduct and took him to the Knox County Jail to be booked

So, so many dumb reasons to end up in custody in these United States. Maybe they could have even let him sleep it off–he was not at that moment directly harming anyone's life or property. But they took him to jail. Dehmann has been on a bender all day, and in fact had earlier been found vomiting on someone's patio and taken to the hospital, then released, and driven to an aunt's house by an officer, then later found on the ball field. He had likely already hurt his own head in his earlier drunken fit.

After a series of what very much look like drunk-friendly gestures, Deputy Wright grabs his hand violently. Alas, the specifics of every last step are tantalizingly on the border of the camera view. Dehmann's arm comes swinging back in, in a motion the police and some media interpret as trying to punch the cop; maybe, maybe not. If so, it was for sure a swing and a miss. Then he was slammed to the ground with enough violence to cause his death.

Original police statement about the incident, which is now being investigated by the state attorney general. Wright is on the usual administrative leave:

While Dehmann was in the jail's intake area he became aggressive with the jail staff making an aggressive move towards Deputy [Chase] Wright. Mr. Dehmann did attempt to hit Dep. Wright in the face causing Dep. Wright to place Mr. Dehmann into a take down hold, taking him to the ground to get control of him. Once control was gained it was found that Mr. Dehmann had hit his head on the floor during the incident. Mr. Dehmann was transported to KCH ER by Mount Vernon medics for a medical evaluation."

Here's the video. Start around 5 minutes in for the hideous climax.

Hat tip: Free Thought Project.

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  1. Never anger the bad apple baboons.

  2. This isn’t a nutpunch, this is something much worse. I don’t even know what we could call something this awful.

    1. Murder?

      1. No, it’s only murder when it’s done by someone not wearing a badge.

        1. Hey, there could have been a gun in that finger! Finger guns are well documented throughout elementary schools all over the world!

            1. Wow, I’d forgotten all about the Sixfinger — I wanted one of those so badly as a kid, but my parents wouldn’t go for it.

              “Sixfinger, Sixfinger, man alive, how’d I ever get along with five?”

  3. Even if Dehmann took a swing at the cops, it shouldn’t be a death sentence and it should’t be license for LEO’s to unnecessarily violent.

  4. Oooooh whats the hell

    I think US Police = ISIS hehhhh

    http://bit.ly/1EG29Sh

  5. I didn’t want to watch that at all, but I did because sometimes I think I should give cops the benefit of the doubt (it’s a hard job, etc) and shit like this will remind me not to.

    1. I’m generally of the same mind, but shit like this makes it incontrovertible evidence of complete and total malfeasance. The guy was being a pretty docile and friendly drunk and appeared to point in a polite manner at all the cops as he was being escorted to his cell. The other three cops that he did this with actually seemed to laugh and take it lightly. Then he makes the mistake of politely pointing as he walks past Derputy Tommy Testosterone, who then decides to act tuff gai and swat his hand away. The drunk man in complete drunken nonthreatening slow motion pimp slap approach could’ve been easily restrained upright. But no Derputy Tommy Testosterone had to lift the guy up in the air three feet and slam him skull first into a solid cement floor.

      If this cop catches a bullet tomorrow, I’ll throw a party. Fuck him.

      1. “Derputy Tommy Testosterone”

        Damn sir you have a gift.

    2. I didn’t want to watch that at all, but I did because sometimes I think I should give cops the benefit of the doubt (it’s a hard job, etc) and shit like this will remind me not to.

      I’ll say this much: I try very hard to remain objective and view each of these incidents individually. I catch a lot of shit here at reason for that, because sometimes it puts me in the awkward position of having to actually say that the force used was not excessive even if the loss of life was entirely avoidable in myriad ways.

      This is not one of those. This is fucking awful. I think my occasional highlighting of the overzealousness of people here where police brutality issues are concerned makes my complete disgust at cases like these all the more profound.

      1. Seriously, whatever happened to trying to de-escalate the situation? It’s like this cop was pissed about something else and just decided to take it out on this guy. I’m no knee-jerk cop-hater (actually had one cut me a huge break when I was a kid which kept me from ruining my life over dumb shit) but this just looks so overwhelmingly bad on this video, I don’t even know how he could defend his actions.

      2. This is one of the worst I’ve seen because the cop escalates the violence at every opportunity and does so for no reason.

        1. No reason? Oh, he has a reason. To create an excuse to powerslam a drunk harmless guy.

  6. Based on the video I’d say he swung and he missed. And they both look white, so I don’t think this will be a story.

    1. There was nothing in his movement close to a “swing.” It was a shaky, weak attempt at a shove at best. The cop was obviously waiting for anything to justify his WWE move. Or he was just a coward. Or some combination.

    2. Based on the video I’d say he swung and he missed.

      After the cop touched him first and then the cop used ludicrously excessive force. If you’re not Tulpa or American, you might as well be.

      And they both look white, so I don’t think this will be a story.

      Although this is accurate.

      1. I’m sticking with tulpa, trying to change up the act so he doesn’t get busted as quickly.

        1. Nah… the “jew” part of his name and how he’s saying since everyone involved is white just screams “American” to me.

  7. When Ohio police kill drunks they sit around the fucking fire in Hocking fucking Hills and crow like coyotes on meth and the police girls get excited and eat juiced up wood like the fucking beavers. And then when all the fucking spew is blown like brittle in the old wind the cops bed like sleepy murderers with slappy grins and drifting like a superduperman on the high winds that ran hot above holocaust fields.

    Fuck law and order. It’s a fucking caged zoo for the loser citizen while the badged scofflaw laughs at the goddamn app suburbanites.

    1. True words from our National Poet Treasure.

      1. Jesus Christ you stoned motherfuckiner…. I do NOT deserv that designatio… these finger mittens tap perms on the key salad. Shit rolls out like a fukin zen piss, nigga space compton king.

        1. School is out bro so do you know how much I’m ingesting? Massive quantities. Like Epi’s mom, except not semen.

          1. Wait, you mean not just semen, right? Because otherwise that makes no sense.

            1. I really hate you sometimes

              1. Just wait until I tell your mom!

                OK, I just did. She said to stop being rude. And comb your hair.

                1. Tell her I don’t have to comb my hair, I’M GROWN

          1. We’re starting a movement to get this brilliant fucker nominated for the position!

            1. Cy is the Manhattan Project of poetry.

            2. Given that a member of the Choom Gang would need to approve the nomination, I think we’ve got a good shot at it.

  8. But video has been released of the incident in which a very drunk David Dehmann, a 33-year-old autistic man, is slammed to the ground by Deputy Chase Wright in Mount Vernon, Ohio, hard enough to cause a head trauma injury that killed him two days later.

    I play football with my 7yo boy in the living room harder than that. His mom’s not too pleased that I moved some of the furniture to the garage to make room for a running tackle. The boy’s no football player when it comes down to it, but he nuts about playing rough sometimes. I watched the whole video. I don’t get it.

    1. The cop picks him up 3 feet in the air and throws him down head first. It is in the corner of the video, but pretty clear.

      If you did that to your 7yo boy, his head neck would snap cleanly and forever.

      This was deliberate murder you blind fuck.

      1. Tell me exactly what time on the video you saw this happen.

        1. 5:24. Did you NOT notice the LEO body slamming the drunk guy???

  9. So long as that fine officer went home safely, his actions were justified.

  10. No thanks. My nuts are already sore.

    (Literally. I have a little feisty dog that greets me with a nut punch almost as often as Reason)

  11. No.

  12. Isn’t it a little late in the day for this level of nut bruising? I mean, this is the time of the day that I start to relax and don’t want any more nut punches.

    This is uncalled for. I’m going back to looking at obscure video games on Steam.

    1. Endless Legend! I love it.

      Wait, do I italicize the names of games? Fuck it I’m doing it.

      1. There should be a Reason Steam group, I’d rather trade shit with you guys than some of these tools I encounter.

        1. There is now.

          reason magazine commenters

          Send me an invite request if you want in on the ground floor of this once in a lifetime opportunity.

          1. Nice!

            Sent. Don’t let Epi join though

            1. Shit wait I sent you a friend invite instead of the group invite, damn fat fingers

              1. I sent a group invite back.

          2. Ooh. I’m in for this. I read Reason and sometimes even comment. It fits me perfectly!

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            1. Dammit I sent a friend invite to a General Antilles instead of the nospace GeneralAntilles

          3. Just sent a friend request to get group invite.

  13. I’m fairly certain the pig assaulted him first by slapping a pointed finger. But I guess he’s allowed.

  14. Once control was gained it was found that Mr. Dehmann had hit his head on the floor during the incident.

    I FUCKING FAP TO THIS PASSIVE VOICE

    1. Hmm…. odd that. It appears that when you lift a drunk man four feet in the air before pounding him skull first onto an epoxy cement floor with great force, that may actually result in hitting one’s head on the floor and possibly even eternal hemmoraging and death.

      1. Jesus man what are you, some type of pussy expecting cops to have a MSc in Biology or something?! They’re too busy defending civilization to participate in all that faggy book lurning.

  15. Skulls were cracked.

    1. Dat plural, nigga?

    2. Procedures were followed.
      Mistakes were made.
      The passive voice was invoked.

      1. Followed, procedures were.
        Made, mistakes were.
        Invoked, the passive voice was.

  16. I didn’t watch to the end; did he get to do a People’s Elbow too? If not, poor guy.

    Will anything else happen?

  17. While Dehmann was in the jail’s intake area he became aggressive with the jail staff making an aggressive move towards Deputy [Chase] Wright. Mr. Dehmann did attempt to hit Dep. Wright in the face causing Dep. Wright to place Mr. Dehmann into a take down hold

    This is total bullshit if you watch the video. The drunk guy held out his hand and wiggled it in the direction of the cop, so the cop violently slapped the drunks hand away and looked incredibly pissed while he did it. The drunk guy then kind of threw an open handed slap and was subsequently murdered.

    At every step of the way, it was the cop who escalated the level of violence. He’s the first one to lay his hands on the other guy. He’s the first one to use actual violent force. If I did that to someone I’d be in jail for the next 20 years. We’ll see if this guy even gets charged.

    1. Mr. Dehmann did attempt to hit Dep. Wright in the face causing Dep. Wright to place Mr. Dehmann into a take down hold.

      An extra-violent Rock Bottom is a “take down” hold?

      1. I wrestled in high school, I had a few friends who got into MMA after school, and I have no fucking clue what a “take down hold” is.BTW, every goddamned freshman fish on my wrestling team could take someone down 10x safer than this roid junkie.

        1. High school wrestlers generally aren’t trying to maim/kill people. It’s a whole different thing.

  18. Alas, the specifics of every last step are tantalizingly on the border of the camera view.

    Intriguing, isn’t it?

  19. Violating cop mixtape mashup comedown for happy liberty zone. Man, bros and those rarified sistas, cop lovuhs LOVE them some ORDER. Man, motherfucker get some goddamn prez in all on top o this nasty sinful ‘murica…. Law-n order prez will fix all this shit…. and the law’n order whore gop dick makes. U.n.i.o.n.s. more powerful?

    Man, hey you fucking dink freebag suckcuk pitmonster pjmedia editor whore that does FOX like a homeless dick fucking a fat rich bitch…. you happy ’bout makin’ unions more powerful? you jizzing in your sloppy fat ass drawers about how amazing the goddamn Marxist examples of power make your fucking law enforcement brigades snort power off American congress middle finger to the citizen.

    FUCK this America… FUCK power. FUCK the guture.

    1. I has a lighter. *flic*

      1. I haz a percussion on yor comment… i meant I haz a concission.. wait , a CONFUCKINCCUSSION on your post. fuck. A fucking concushion…. NO… a cuncush…no…

        Fuck me… FUCK

        I got concussedby your fucking comment… see this butch can post shit,, motherfuckiers…

        I lovya, nigga…. jesus fuckin jacuzza

  20. Liberty ain’t a backdoor. freedom is a front door. Free. Free breathing dragons. Dragons of loving pure living for humans… man.. FUCK this country and its wasted decades of listless dying citizens trying to save old homes and children and their own dirty death in halls of fingerprint drywall… man, I understand, living and dying is a cry scream for the real humans on the dark alleys in the many cities where food is dived and given. man, I indiestand. I fucking grape it. I abroad my brain with this shit. my fucking skull machine reels and coils like a mamba in a field of waving hunger.

    This usa is lost in systems of power. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is LOST in POLITIFUCKING TICS. Fucking crushed by an army of old boys and girls back home smashing their dicks and cunts off to whitehouse tinhorns.

  21. My pump weeps blood for innocentia. In the prisons, over the ages until todays. Man, humans are broken time granites.

    Why I love my reason kings and queens? Brilliance brainage. I find peace in this letter forest.

  22. I called overtime this morning!

    I’m just sayin’.

    1. Smallest lines posed by thread wrecker boy. thread wrecker is a ken face full of barbie cunt…

  23. Smash minds of those fucking start lines origin here in my only fucking place I love in thisgoddamn digittuna…

    if you get fucked up your neck vibrats and your eyes think about yoru brain… your eyes start to slam words backward in the invert… your brain literally floats off your skullish… I can see my brain… floating right the fuck in front of my face? Mind float in eye balls. all my fantasi chasin sharks on the tides of my brain hurricane… nigga…. man this shit is wild

  24. fucking Labatt… I love to fuck blonde midget pussy but labatt is midget beer…. shit is rolling like a curve on my throat…. waterfull tongue.

    1. What’s it ‘shroom season in Oregon or something?

      1. Shut up, you know i love me some shultzi 5 paragraphs of eloquent bullshit slap ass. not used to tiny sentences from your crazed hair butt.

  25. So humans collect life streams. We all know these living storage units. but I haz considerdread collects.

    collecting is how humans find the inner door. Humans thaz collect dolls, fish, fush, flash, car, clits, clams, guns, fried grins, um, ground hags, haggus, swans, and whaever the fuck….

    humans that need expression collect OUT… humans that are inbuilt with deep fucking mental problems collect IN…..

    Prob too fucking simple but I don’t collect jack shit.

    1. Find what you can that is eternal, or that that reaches Egyptian. I play with string and ratios all day. It’s ritual enough for me in a Godless universe. Enough for me to be a scold.

  26. ziplines to spacestations should have star bars.

  27. Agile Cyborg Facts

    According to an analysis by electron microscope, Agile Cyborg actually is insane in the membrane.

    1. How dare you insult our Great Nation’s next Poet Laureate! Down filled pillows at dawn, sir!

    2. That’s why I’ve never seen that happy face nigga smile.

  28. If you want to live on mars you should be willing to bang ten geeks once a month until you die a year later. Mars geeks are mostly female cuz the fucking males went all geisha and died surfing mars liquid dicks.

  29. That’s a long video, 25+ minutes. Kudos to Reason for linking to the entire video (unlike the way MSM outlets showed the Rodney King video). The alleged murder takes place at about the 5:22 mark, if your hell bent on getting a nutpunch. If you just watch that and few second after you will miss the context. I say this because I think some of the comments spring from not watching the video at all, let alone that part.

    1. Flick a cop. Die.

    2. I watched the entire thing and don’t think the ‘context’ in any sense changes what occurred, namely that he waggled his fingers at a cop, had his hand slapped, took a playful swing and was subsequently slammed onto the floor and killed.

      I don’t know what video you’re watching, but there’s no context I could see that in any way justifies that cop’s behavior.

      1. Especially given that he makes the exact same ‘pointing’ move to the female cop and she points back at him in a friendly manner. He does that same thing to the guy who killed him and got his hand smacked away violently which is what led to the altercation in the first place. Context actually makes the cop look worse given that every other cop there behaved in a reasonable manner, except for him.

        1. That’s an excellent point that I really hope comes up at trial( a man can dream) “Deputy chicken shit, why was this woman able to laugh at a gesture that made you piss yourself in fear?”

          1. It wasn’t fear, it was murderous rage.

      2. …took a playful swing…

        I’m not mad at you yet but I am sure you are naive. Do you want cops to be trained to identify and deal with the mentally ill? OK, but that’s going to be expensive and may not help, You’re asking a lot there – to distinguish a playful from an aggressive swing.

        1. Ok, I’ll bite. Let’s call it an aggressive swing. Was the death penalty administered fairly?

          1. If i’m in for a dime I’m for a dollar?

        2. I’m not mad at you yet but I am sure you are naive.

          Well, I’m not sure why you’d even assume getting mad at me in this context is anything other than moronic given that I’ve done nothing to make you mad. So I guess I’m glad you’ve shown more restraint than the cop you’re defending in that you’re at least capable of avoiding flying into a rage for no reason.

          Do you want cops to be trained to identify and deal with the mentally ill?

          I want them trained to deal with the drunk since that’s going to be 90% of their job. I also think it takes a very minimal amount of training to tell a cop ‘if someone moves in your general direction at approximately the speed of a lethargic slug and you have four other officers around you for backup and he has no weapon, try to avoid breaking his neck.’

          OK, but that’s going to be expensive and may not help,

          I’m glad you think a plan you just invented and which I never even brought up won’t help. Maybe if you were addressing the video evidence rather than arguing with yourself, this would matter.

          You’re asking a lot there – to distinguish a playful from an aggressive swing.

          The cop instigated all of this by slapping the drunk guy first, so this doesn’t even matter. However, even if that hadn’t happened, there is no conceivable way anyone can look at that video and conclude the cop was in any reasonable fear.

        3. ” Do you want cops to be trained to identify and deal with the mentally ill? ”

          No more training required. Training was what go the drunk killed. It takes a lot of training to turn a human being into that cop. He was likely human before his training.

  30. can we transplant this human effervescence onto that goddamn galaxio? Can THAT star machine in the black empty handle the fuckwad mass called human? I don’t WANT to fuckin live on a GOP or DEM planet bitches!!! FUCK the BUSHES CLINTONS CLAMS BRILLOLS JESUASS MARXDIXKS…. all…. I wish to live unperturbed and my face wants this for my spacecrafty neighbors.

    1. Mars is there. Knowing where it is will be declared patriarchy. Talking about it, worse than murder. Astronomy is smothered as no one ever looks up ever more. A future.

  31. is spacecraft a planet or a designat?

    The atomic distributes of the levels beyond this world birth stars…. real fuckng stars… but most of our billions arent stars… they kill stars they torture stars they surveillanc stars they imprison stars they break stars….

    real stars would NOT want to love planet earth..

    1. I vote we rename Alpha Centauri to Agile Cyborg in honor of our resident Poet Laureate, whose brain jism I would read anytime over that overrated windbag Maya Angelou.

      1. Your fingers cry on keys better than my dicks, love

  32. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg was the inspiration for the song “They’re coming to take me away”.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

    1. Derp , fuck me… WHat the FUCK is a DERPetologist?
      Godddam expert derp mastreo… Fucking DERP jesus…..
      =so we have this higher derp minster

      A DERP minister….!!!!!! Is this thread knight an EFFIN DERP JESUS or a DERP ISIS.
      A DERP JENNINGS! a DERP HANK WILLIAMS.

      all I know is Derpmonsterologisticisosis is a ficitional wolverine wild bear mad god with plutonium swords hitched on his fukin sexy tiger sides…. does he have tits?

      1. Derpetologist will not know the red dust.

  33. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg coined both the words “tubthumping” and “chumbawamba” after drinking a single 24 oz can of Camo Black.

    http://www.beeradvocate.com/be…..881/57931/

    1. If 2 of these cans don’t get you f****d up than you need Jesus.

      Pure hilarity.

      1. I made the horrible, horrible mistake of drinking that devil’s brew. I puked my guts out.

        1. It’s like you’re trying to discourage me from drinking it yet I’m more intrigued than ever.

          1. Perhaps I’m not being clear enough. NEVER, EVER, EVER drink Camo Black. Barney Gumble would not drink it. I suspect it was invented by Mormons to turn people into teetotalers. It’s that bad.

  34. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg inspired every single word in the songs of the Barenaked Ladies- after drinking another can of Camo Black.

  35. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg once got really high and played in a sandbox. This was the inspiration for the novel Dune.

  36. Well, I’m sure you don’t. I didn’t either. But video has been released of the incident in which a very drunk David Dehmann, a 33-year-old autistic man, is slammed to the ground by Deputy Chase Wright in Mount Vernon, Ohio, hard enough to cause a head trauma injury that killed him two days later.

    According to King County, this is fine, procedures were followed, Chase Wright has been talked to, but is still on the force. But we admit that Wright has a history of… aggression and problems. How much will it take to make you go away?

    End Police Unions Now. Higher Standards, not Lower Standards.

  37. Bitch my loves creates better ship aces than this wolverine mouse.

    So these loving lopping lips drink crispin, labatt and alien butt pot, fuk yu ohio cops…. so living is a sledding on words into dark pragraphs and this shit smashes tins of fronts and I backed my fuckin ufo out of this shit on this crappet…. and screams and scroms flash in my behind head and then my front head does my top head andmy bottom head moshes into the north spasms were dude i cant type… my fingres don’t worlk actually at this pointamoshus….

    dude

  38. While Dehmann was in the jail’s intake area he became aggressive with the jail staff making an aggressive move towards Deputy [Chase] Wright. Mr. Dehmann did attempt to hit Dep. Wright in the face causing Dep. Wright to place Mr. Dehmann into a take down hold, taking him to the ground to get control of him. Once control was gained it was found that Mr. Dehmann had hit his head on the floor during the incident. Mr. Dehmann was transported to KCH ER by Mount Vernon medics for a medical evaluation.”

    Based on how this was worded, you all realize that the decision has already been made, right?

  39. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg used to be an optometrist. His first and only patient was Salvador Dali.

    1. Flying cats gave him teh allergies.

  40. So fingers are mush vikings… and my mind brave punch love my loves on the threads but my neck is doing drugs and my musclutare is vibrating man…. and I love these fucking font vikings and these threads dragons but my mind is pulled by deep space lovely dicks… reason threadolios profer the best minds my listless brain has loved over the world…… i love reason minds and thread quees and dragons…. and I literally found a spaceship and I am going to fly into those orange purple stripes beyond here .man

  41. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg uses his third eye so much he has to put Visine in it.

    1. That’s a good one, I lol’d.

  42. man Im tryin to connect but On spectrums of living fliers where spaceplanes rick and rich and rock on starjoy when those lights conect with my brain… and the impulses of deep thought… man, this is realism where atoms become friends to the galactial estranged… atoms decay so they flee us….

    1. I have my wavelengths. Much as I might want other freqs, I am touristing.

  43. atoms lust life. atoms desire derp kings and quin priests on their journey of decay..

    1. Atoms desire nothing. Their riders want it all. The swirl of the electron is the worst thing in the world.

  44. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Imagine if every human being who ever lived was Timothy Leary and they all decided to drink coffee and play Scrabble until they died. This is basically what is going on in Agile Cyborg’s brain.

  45. I ran around planets when I was a goddamn fukin star and i HATED running around planets and I decided to become a red devil so I skipped home and caught a galactik current into deep space but My little star wasnt prepared for the crushing bar niggas on ultradeep space but I decided as a fuckin star to escape this shit on deep space so i stabbed a fucking far earth galaxy with a sword made of goddamn moon rock and I slit his fucking star ass throat so wide and deep his comets bled everywhere and he screamed to let my this orbit fact back into current time like a real rock me…

  46. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg once read a slam poem into a microphone. The entire galaxy lit up with trillions of lighters being waved in the air.

  47. Agile Cyborg Facts

    The word “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” was coined when Agile Cyborg fingerbanged Mary Poppins.

  48. What is mind scream. A mind scream is brain coffins letting the dead run free.

  49. My brain coffins on this trip is feeling broken backs and mounds of troubles when this boy survived alaskan depression.

    Alaskan depression has never been spoke of in real world.

  50. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Remember those weird noises dial-up modems made? That was actually the native language of Agile Cyborg.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

  51. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg won a staring contest against the eye of a hurricane.

  52. I was like fucking young dude in like fucking 1986 and me and billy were hire by aunt whatver the fuck her name was… to clean her fuckin airport highway skidrow deal up…. just teenagers newly introd to mass cockroach armies.. swarming the fuck ever and ovra and indive and fuck alls……..

    skid rows like this exist all over late 80 -90 and beyond everywhere…. man, skidrow mightbe in backyard of your worlds……you can take care of a entire spaceship of old retarded humans for years anywhere in this fucking nationstate for hundreds of bucks a month.

    my mind is monsta like brobrass bust but I remembred with deep sadness airporthwy toledo aunt carries skidrow old broken men she had in herplace…. i was 15 and I cried.nothing I could do. nothing and the roacheswere in the million….. I wenthome and cried while the old men in her house in their sheds died

  53. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg once got high enough to gaze OUT of his navel.

  54. My fingers weep keys now cuz i think but the now is a closet. And i must escape the living threads to relieve the spaces in my face…. I ponder the great darts of impetus on these great goliaths but I am going to do deeper drugs where my fingers no longer work loves… I will fall back into slithering rainbows but with great respect of this amazing places……. I will fall back loves….

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  57. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg dropped an untaxed cigarette from a airplane over a baseball field. This was the inspiration for the song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”

  58. Agile Cyborg Facts

    The outfits of KISS are actually a toned-down version of what Agile Cyborg wears to job interviews.

  59. Agile Cyborg Facts

    Agile Cyborg was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands on a the corner of a clear water bayou where he was fortunate to not see the rain until the bad moon rose.

  60. Agile Cyborg Facts

    The album covers of Judas Priest are actually the attempts of Agile Cyborg to draw a smiley face.

  61. “Want to See Police Kill a Drunk in Custody?”

    Not anywhere near as much as cops do.

  62. Cop obviously wanted to get rough. A necessary reminder to everyone that you don’t know the mental state of the person you’re dealing with, a person that can kill you and face no repercussions

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