Watch Matt Welch Talk Baltimore and More on This Morning's Red Eye UPDATED: Scratch That

Tonight's Red Eye (Fox News Channel, 3 a.m. ET), featuring guest host Mike Baker (ex-CIA private-security type) will include as guests yours truly, along with funny comedian (the best kind!) Andrew Schulz, plus regulars Joanne Nosuchinsky and TV's Andy Levy. Wait, did someone say Andy Levy?

Anyway, it's a fun show, and will talk a lot about the ongoing unpleasantness in Baltimore (including the silent baseball game today in Camden Yards), issues with policing, droning, free-speeching, Gronking, and book-cover modeling, just about in that order.

UPDATED: Show got bumped, Levy informs Twitter. 

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[Heroic Mulatto]

Ladies and gentlemen, your latest hatchet job on Rand Paul.

“Rand Paul’s rocky race evolution”

[Vulgar Madman]

Sounds like a bitchen racing game.

[GILMORE]

Ice cream flavor

[Vulgar Madman]

That too!

[American Letter Mail Company]

Paul, who declined to be interviewed for this story

What’s Rand’s problem with African-American women ?

[Notorious G.K.C.]

“A woman is entitled to bring a pregnancy to term even if the man objects. Shouldn’t a man who is willing to take on all parental responsibilities be similarly entitled to bring his embryos to term even if the woman objects? These are issues that, unlike abortion, have nothing to do with the rights over one’s own body, and everything to do with a parent’s right to protect the life of his or her unborn child.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04…..pe=opinion

(yes, the NY Times)

[Harold Falcon]

No. Simply, no.

[Agile Cyborg]

I’m not entirely sure what night this is…

[Agile Cyborg]

I might actualls be a bit fucked up beyond normals reals… I did a fat blunt, some sorta cocaine, bits and glasses of lots of booze and well I do plan on not being thrown into bed by and invisible fucking dick ass shit security fuck….

[Notorious G.K.C.]

I’ll just say, ask one or more of your meatspace friends if they’re worried about your…habits. They’ll know your situation – see what they have to say.

[Agile Cyborg]

Would you quit fucking worrying about me!! Jesus fucking Christ Notorious Lovely GKC… just STOP it… are you a woman? Jesus fucking Christ, if you aren’t a lovely cunt you worry like one.

[Agile Cyborg]

I’ve never fucking seen a thread king or queen get as all fucking Barbara Walters as you…. just fucking realize that /first. I am fucking fine…. Better than you’ll ever realize…

/second, I will always love you for your empathy but I////

/third , I am extremely irritated with you always fucking with my fucking party

/fourth, In spite of the last I still love your so leave me alone GKC!!!!

[Notorious G.K.C.]

I’m just a guy on the Internet, I have no idea about your situation, which is why I defer to your meatspace friends.

[Agile Cyborg]

I really fucking love bourbon and cocaine and the lovely tones stroke my brain like a fat black cock….

[GILMORE]

bourbon and cocaine

yes, but then there’s always the next day, where you go, “I did *what*?”

[Dances-with-Trolls]

I usually go in for tequila when I’m in the mood to make bad decisions.

[GILMORE]

Mmm..

Yeah, too much tekky, and i hurl.

By contrast, I have found the bottom of many a bottle of makers mark, and never seen that as a sign to “maybe stop now”. That’s usually when i’m in a headlock.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

No more booze for me. Just beer.

[Agile Cyborg]

I have tons of next days…and you can actually break out occasionally from those mixtures and draw really interesting lines and gardens……

[Officer Jim Lahey]

Made the decision an hour or so ago to forgo sleep and pop a caffeine pill to go with the vodkas I’ve been pounding, solely for the purpose of being awake when the girlfriend swings by on her way to work so I can give her some pizza. Cyborg, your posts are helping me feel much less drunk. Thank you.

[Dances-with-Trolls]

Reposted from the previous thread.

Kevin Moore was asleep in his home the morning of April 12, when his uncle yelled to him: “The police are tazing Freddie.”

Moore, 28, ran out of his home in the same Gilmor Homes complex where Freddie Gray was arrested and sprinted across the street to get a view of what was happening.

“Once I got around to see where Freddie was, I instantly started recording,” Moore said.

Moore shot one of the two cell phone videos of the Gray arrest that morning that have since ignited protests and raised questions about whether the police arrested him “without force or incident as cited in an officer’s report.

Moore said he found his friend handcuffed, “screaming for his life,” and planted face down on the ground with one Baltimore bicycle police officer’s knee on his neck and the other bicycle officer bending his legs backward so that Gray’s heels were in his back .

[Apatheist ?_??]

No way man, it was possibly because he had a preexisting injury intentionally hurt himself anything to not blame the police. Even though he was in custody for a fucking week before he died so none of these “just asking questions” bullshit excuses don’t even matter.

[Dances-with-Trolls]

Speaking of preexisting injuries:

But court records examined Wednesday by The Baltimore Sun show the case had nothing to do with a car accident or a spine injury. Instead, they are connected to a lawsuit alleging that Gray and his sister were injured by exposure to lead paint.

[Apatheist ?_??]

GAME CHANGER JUST ASKING QUESTIONS TOTALLY NOT POLICE BOOTLICKER/RACIST.

–Papaya

[Agile Cyborg]

For the records, I am heading off into the canyons because a super lovely super thing called the Notorious lovely GKC…. I am NOT fucking convinced that is a male. If it is that maleness is really kind of sunset light special but I am leaving here to get more and deeper fucked up becuase I don’t want to stress out my lovely thread friends and Notorious GKC can’t find my anonymous flights on those various things…. I don’t want to stress out my friends and I actually do love GKC and all my thread men and women but…. Good night,.. my shuttle is going to fly…. I love you all….

[Agile Cyborg]

the winds are flowing through my fingertips and I the stars aren’t terribly happy that I can’t hang here because a couple of old flishing flickering giants are fading out there. In that billions of year, man. Seriously, man…. Flicker dead in billions of years… that’s why you should list to notorious GKC. He or more than likely SHE doesn’t care for altered states…..

[Harold Falcon]

Wow, you’re fucked up, aren’t you?

[Harold Falcon]

Goddamnit, they keep bumping Red Eye.

[Fist of Etiquette]

So I stayed up for nothing?