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Have you been wondering if maybe the National Security Agency is just a huge version of AdultFriendFinder cobbled together by people who know how to work the federal budgetary process? It just could be. The latest evidence comes in the form of revelations that the spook agency is gathering huge numbers of images from around the world for use in its facial recognition program.

According to James Risen and Laura Poitras at The New York Times:

The National Security Agency is harvesting huge numbers of images of people from communications that it intercepts through its global surveillance operations for use in sophisticated facial recognition programs, according to top-secret documents.

The spy agency's reliance on facial recognition technology has grown significantly over the last four years as the agency has turned to new software to exploit the flood of images included in emails, text messages, social media, videoconferences and other communications, the N.S.A. documents reveal. Agency officials believe that technological advances could revolutionize the way that the N.S.A. finds intelligence targets around the world, the documents show. The agency's ambitions for this highly sensitive ability and the scale of its effort have not previously been disclosed.

Facial recognition technology has become something of a law enforcement must-have in recent years. Cops in the San Diego area wander around taking snapshots of passersby with their smartphones to match to the federally subsidized Tactical Identification System. One officer told reporters he uses his "spidy senses" as a judge of when to try to make a match.

Separately, the FBI plans to have 52 million of our mugs in its own Next Generation Identification database by the end of 2015. (You're surprised that the feds have competing and duplicative facial recognition programs?)

The specifications for that FBI system allowed that it "shall return an incorrect candidate a maximum of 20% of the time." Which makes you wonder just how accurate the NSA system is in correctly matching suspected international do-ers of bad deeds. If a state or federal database wrongly tags a suspect, your door may end up off its hinges during a wrong-house raid. Drones, by contrast, don't even have the good manners to stand on the back of your neck while they figure out where to pass the blame.

State and local agencies raid drivers license databases and social media for their images, while the feds have access to that plus huge databases of passport photos, visa applicants, and the like. The NSA apparently pulls in images from private communications, including video, too. Yes, those videos, through the Optic Nerve program.

A federally funded AdultFriendFinder, after all.

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  1. The latest evidence comes in the form of revelations that the spook agency is gathering huge numbers of images from around the world for use in its facial recognition program.

    The question on everyone’s mind:

    Will this facial recognition software be able to compensate for internet kissy face?

    1. The ability to flag out-of-date profile pix would be welcomed, too.

      1. The NSA’s picture of “Paul” will be a howler, I can tell you.

        Some dude with a mullet is in for a rude awakening.

  2. All my selfies are actually pics of Johnny Depp.

    1. I thought they were all of Rosanne Barr?

      1. Rosanne Barr is Johnny Depp?

  3. “A federally funded AdultFriendFinder”

    If we must have a big government, there are worse things government could do. Though I shudder to think of the temple prostitutes at the Obama Memorial.

  4. One officer told reporters he uses his “spidy senses” as a judge of when to try to make a match.

    So he uses his FYTW spidy senses? Whew, I know I feel safer now.

    1. Officer Parker should have been told that with great power, comes great responsibility.

      With the federal government, however, it’s “With great power comes the ability to do whatever the fuck you want without consequence”.

  5. Lexi Belle is so cute.

  6. Have you been wondering if maybe the National Security Agency is just a huge version of AdultFriendFinder cobbled together by people who know how to work the federal budgetary process?

    Wondered? No. Assumed, yes.

  7. It’s over. We lost.

    If you need me for anything, you can find me in the tavern downstairs, slowly killing myself.

  8. when did i vote to use my tax dollars to support this?
    if we arent represented in government should we still be compelled to pay taxes to support the obvious criminals and shitbags who are?
    something about
    …no taxation without representation?

  9. So, the goal now becomes having your identity matched to a completely different photograph in each and every database. With all the federal agencies being armed to the teeth nowadays, how long before we see fed on fed violence?

  10. Start working from home with Google. I make money in my ?p?r? tim?! I have been unemployed f?r months but n?w i m??? up to $100/day on the computer. pop over to this website http://www.Fox81.com

  11. You know what? I’ve had it.

    All of my pictures on every website everywhere are now going to be my cock and balls.

    Can’t match it up unless it’s erect, officer. Gonna have to have you rub my junk for a bit before you can get a proper ID.

    That’s it, officer. Work the shaft.

    1. Careful what you wish for…

  12. “Have you been wondering if maybe the National Security Agency is just a huge version of AdultFriendFinder cobbled together by people who know how to work the federal budgetary process?”
    If you google “loveint” you get results like this:
    http://arstechnica.com/tech-po…..irlfriend/

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