"I want gay people to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns."
Tim Moen is a Canadian who is apparently the first federal Libertarian Party candidate to run for Parliament from the Fort McMurray-Athabasca area in Alberta.
Here he is talking to the site of Fort McMurray Today:
"To me, that meme [above] is the message of classical liberalism and the philosophy of liberty"…
"People should be allowed to marry whoever they want, put what they want into their bodies as long as no one is hurt, and protect themselves and their property."…
"I was initially skeptical that political action could make any positive change in the world, but I was convinced by a number of people that I would be best at spreading the message of liberty across the region and Canada."…
"I do believe if property rights for people and especially First Nations were enforced, there would be a slower, more sustainable and responsible pace of development."…
"The only say I should have, as a government representative, is with helping resolve disputes."…
"Gun control is not about protection, so much as it is about control. We've seen what happens in countries that allow these liberties to be eroded and it's not pretty."
The platform of Canada's LP is summarized thusly:
The party believes in a commitment to free trade. It also supports the elimination of income tax and the GST [goods and services tax, a form of sales tax or VAT], opting instead for a system of fees.
It also supports the elimination of all subsidies, social and corporate welfare programs and gun control laws.
Read more at Moen's site and Facebook page.
Hat tip: The Twitter feed of Isidro by way of Victoriano Urbano by way of Frances Martel.
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Libertarian Canadians?
lol
You...you can type something other than "cosmo"?!? Everyone, SIV is learning! He's really learning! Soon he'll be able to drive in the driveway on Mondays. But only on Mondays!
This is exciting progress for one of our house retards. Everyone should be thrilled.
Fuck Off, Tulpa
Um, don't you mean "Fuck off, Nikki"? Yeah, I think you do.
GET IT RIGHT, SIV-o!
That's not very original, Rain Man. Try harder. You deviated from "cosmo", so we know you can! Try!
Of course, he's an excellent tryer...
Uh oh! WAPNER!
*farts*
Have a juice box li'l tuff gai, Futurama is almost on.
It's so cute when you struggle!
Hey! You could start posting KMart udnerswear at your site! You're the underwear guy, right? KMart...always shop at KMart on Tuesday...
This is like a weird Tom Cruise mind meld. Should we become Scientologists?
Now, Rain Man, just regurgitating things isn't thinking. You need to use your words. Try harder! You can do it! Then we'll go to K-Mart and get you your underwear.
just regurgitating things isn't thinking
Cut & paste some TV dialog then say TEAM again.
Cut & paste some TV dialog then say TEAM again.
*Suppresses laughter*
Stefan Molyneux is a libertarian Canadian and one of the better libertarians to have ever existed.
The CBC will obsess over the leader of the Greens and completely ignore the Libertarians.
The Libertarians are reprehensible to Canadian Values like "Free" Healthcare (does the Canadian LP support private Healthcare or is too extreme even for them?) and want to Americanize us unlike the Greens whose ideas are all ripped off from the Americans.
If you stare at the color green long enough, close your eyes and the image that was green will appear red. Literally, and figuratively.
That sonofabitch! That is brilliant.
Agreed
Yeah. I think people are more interested in policies that directly benefit them than policies that they don't like and don't directly hurt them. So even if you oppose two of three, the one you agree with and that benefits you will make you bite the bullet.
How can you have libertarianism inside a monarchical system?
by moving to Somalia
It's no more implausible than libertarianism in a democratic system.
By telling the stupid gay monarchy to find some offs to fuck.
The shit hawks have come home to roost.
You're a towel.
Why not? The Queen of Canada leaves her subjects to their own devices.
...as is tradition...
+1 Duke of Calgary
Though the Queen of Canada is the official title.
No vibrator sharing for Liz.
Lichtenstein, yo. More or less.
Well, I want Christians to be able protect the sanctity of their pre-divorce marriages with a stone-sober border fence.
DRIN....wait, no, don't.
"As an American", he has my vote!
No, really. I want a t-shirt that says this. Only instead of "I", replace that with "Jesus Would"
Because I need it to piss off both socons AND liberals.
...while distilling maple syrup in their basement.
If you distill maple syrup, you get water. Making maple syrup is the complete opposite of distilling.
In any case, don't trust Canadian maple syrup. They put antifreeze in that shit.
Wonder what the Newfies think of this guy?
Nobody can understand.
Or the little mushroom people of Nova Scotia.
He looks like a greasy upcountry skid.
Doherty, my hat tip got scooped! YOU BASTARD!!!!
Tim is a pretty approachable cat. I heard about his blog last year ( http://www.fortmacphilosopher.com ) and when I trucked through town last, I reached out, and we met up and had lunch.
He is the real deal.
As for the CBC, yes, they will more or less ignore him, unless he wins, of course. Which is pretty much what they did to Elizabeth May and the Greens.
Anything for an alternative to the ConLibNDP shitfest. I was actually leaning to Trudeau's Liberals, but then it turns out that he really really likes Larry Summer's 'growth by deficit spending' bullshit.
turns out that he really really likes Larry Summer's 'growth by deficit spending' bullshit.
You Know Who Else wanted to legalize something while supporting growth by deficit spending?
hey guys zak young from the campaign here, i'm not saying u guys should necessarily do this but i heard america likes to invade places and set up puppet regimes so if you're looking for quizzlings this may be a good place to enquire
Get a life, Mary.
I'm pretty sure Cytotoxic has already promised to be a fifth column should we invade.
Seriously I will sing God bless America and hold up the old red white and blue myself - while getting krispy kreme donuts and watered down beer for ya'll. Just promise me a position of power and some of the wealth that you plunder!
What wealth? This is Canada we are talking about after all.
Maple syrup. Can't you read?
That's our kinda guy!
I think most people believe that.
Has anyone ever wanted to take guns away from gays? It's a question of them getting married (which many people consider a religious ceremon) vs a civil union. (Or better yet, the government getting out of the marriage/union business entirely)
GREAT CAPTION, I just thought to expand it a bit:
I want gay married couples to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns, sell them anonymously for Bitcoin, and use the money to upload their minds to computers.
He'd be welcome to guard my pot anytime.
Yay... Lead shelters next to our schools in Toronto. Zoning laws are for Mao Zedong. I want the police to enforce my IP for my company that pollutes the town with PCBs and then ship off environmentalist protesters to libertarian gulags where they can read Murray rothbard and ayn rand. That'll toughen them up. We want Canada to resemble the shithole corporatocracy to the south of us. Yay!
Fallacy after fallacy after fallacy. Make an actual argument, it works better than ad Hominem.
Are you familiar with the concept of satire? It's the use of exaggeration to ridicule or debunk.
The only satire I'm witnessing is a complete lack of comedic value. Reason must hire its trolls from a government generated, charity list. I'm okay with that though. Even special needs people need jobs.
Satire is the exaggeration of fact. All I see is a crowd of straw men.
Meanwhile, I know the concept of an absence of top-down central planning may frighten you, but it has been done before.
if you oppose two of three, the one you agree with and that benefits you will make you bite the bullet.