James Carville Suggests President Obama Smoke Crack to Get His Poll Numbers Up, Worked for Toronto Mayor
Long time Democratic strategist may be out of advice

President Obama's approval rating hit a one-year low in Gallup polling, at 39 percent, and is approaching his record low. Obama is beset by scandals ranging from revelations about the NSA's massive surveillance operations to the massive failure that's been the Obamacare roll out so far. It's left Obama boosters scrambling to give advice. What about James Carvile?
Democratic strategist James Carville said Monday in light of President Barack Obama's declining poll numbers, maybe he should take a page from an infamous Canadian mayor.
"I think the best thing he can do is take a toke on the mayor of Toronto's crack pipe, because his numbers are about 48," Carville joked on MSNBC's "Morning Joe," referring to Rob Ford, who has admitted smoking crack.
Ford's approval rating went up after he confirmed allegations he had smoked crack. He is seeking re-election next year. Some Obama supporters, meanwhile, suggest making next year's midterm elections a national referendum of sorts on the president. Presumably, they've seen the same poor polling numbers Carville has. Have they taken his advice too?
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James Carville Suggests President Obama Smoke Crack to Get His Poll Numbers Up, Worked for Toronto Mayor
There's something eerily racist about that.
*waits for liberal backlash*
Yeah, if he were an elephant the headlines would be "Southern republican insults Obama with racial stereotype about crack!"
And they'd do an interview with a black mom who campaigns against crack dealers and who is horribly offended that a white guy would joke about a black guy doing crack - "with all the damage this is doing in our communities, how could he joke about encouraging black men to use crack?"
REPORTER: "Carville claimed that his joke was not anti-black, but was inspired by a white politician in Canada. What do you think of this explanation?"
WOMAN: "I think it's bull crap. It was racist. He knew what he was doing, with his dog whistle about blacks doing crack."
That's the first thing I thought. If some talk radio guy had said this, what a shitstorm it would cause.
Are you kidding me. If a non Dem said that he'd be the latest 2 minute hate victim
And ten years from now, the media would still be reminding viewers of the Republican Party's bad reputation in the black community thanks to people like James Carville.
I figured everyone in the world had already made that joke.
It would satisfy me just to see Obama take up smoking again. I think he actually kept up the habit up until 2010, which is pretty awesome when you think about it.
And he should just smoke all the time too. In the oval office, while giving press conferences and speeches. At school events for his daughters. Who's gong to stop him?
As president, it would be my one real abuse of power. Wait, I'd also pull a George H. Bush and buy some crack off the streets of DC.
Fifteen or so years ago I worked with a guy who got fired for slapping some offensive bumper stickers on his car.
One read KILL A QUEER FETUS FOR JESUS, and the other read SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN.
Little did I know he was going to move to Canada and run for mayor.
Pro abortion, anti-drug war, pro alternative religion. What's the issue here?
It was a nice hotel just up the road from the Bush family's vacation home in Maine, and the two gay managers who liked to bump uglies in empty rooms took offense.
Why shouldn't gay guys take just as much offense at those bumber stickers as straight guys?
Like my gay friend with his "Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus" bumper sticker?
Does he have a smoke crack and worship satan sticker too?
No, but as a person who loves to get a rise out of people who take themselves too seriously who happens to be in a long-term relationship with another man and profess to believe in a non-denominational Christianity, he would definitely on any of those bumperstickers that send up the pathetic earnestness of so many bumperstickers that people put on their cars to identify to their people.
All right, but to many people (including, I would suspect, many gays) those jokes are just too meta, and even if they get the jokes they may consider them tasteless.
I don't know. "Nuke a gay whale for Christ" has been around for a long, long time.
This is why we can't have nice bumperstickers!
So, he got fired because they couldn't see the irony. Nice lack of depth perception there, fellows, you got your righteous warm fuzzy, cost a guy his job, now go back to bumping ugly and never having to do any mental heavy lifting.
That guy sounds like he could have some Wendy's potential.
WHAT BREAKS WHEN YOU GIVE IT TO A TODDLER?
HER PELVIS.
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
seriously
Q: What's similar between Michael Jackson and caviar?
A: They both come on little crackers.
Well, as long as we're going down this road:
Q: What's the best part about fucking a 5 year old girl?
A: If you turn her over, she looks just like a 5 year old boy.
Whoa, 5?
In my version of the joke she's 8-10. Way to be a sicko.
No, no, that joke goes like this:
Q: What's the best part about having sex with a 10-year-old boy in the shower?
A: With his hair slicked back, he looks just like a 6-year-old boy.
I can't leave you people alone for 5 minutes and it's Lord of the Flies.
Would you have it any other way?
No:)
I can't leave you people alone for 5 minutes and it's Lord of the Flies.
Would you have it any other way?
Would you have it any other way?
And I didn't even hit submit twice.
This place is giving me deja vu again.
ITS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!
The high point of James Carville's career was his cameo in Old School. Other than that, he's just been a cookie cutter liberal hack.
Are there non-cookie cutter liberal hacks?
Sure, there's Kristof, who is at least amusingly insane sometimes.
The guy has kept alive some of the old school, good ole boy, southern Democrat tradition, which I can help be see as charming.
I'd like to go deer hunting with him sometime.
Goddamn iPhone touchscreen.
Get a guyPhone.
As long as he walks in front of me the whole way.
I bet if you got Carville drunk and isolated in the woods, he'd tell you all about the secret nauseating powder in had put in George Bush's food during his trip to Japan.
I don't want any stories about how he saved Clinton's freeze-dried essence.
Yeah, I can see James being an entertaining guy to chill with.
Oh man, tell me the Clinton people don't stay bought.
Vince Foster is unavailable for comments.
I bet the secret documents implicating the Clintons in Vince Foster's death remain sealed in a safe programmed to open up should Carville suffer a traumatic cardiac arrest.
Well, the toe-sucking Dick Morris turned on them.
Of course, Carville is just trying to (he thinks) subtly suggest that Obama is just too good and wonderful for us unenlightened plebes to appreciate. I mean, look, we actually approve of a man who smoked CRACK, for god's sake! We are obviously unworthy of Obama, and shouldn't complain when he suspends this whole "voting" fad because we don't deserve it.
I confess: I was less fearful about Obama's pure-evil progressiveness when I found out that he smoked cigarettes. Not because I think smoking is attractive in any way, but because it suggested that he wasn't 100% politically correct in every respect.
Maybe he's insinuating that polls are arbitrary and meaningless, which would be quite rich coming from him.
What do you mean "we"? Or are you one of those damn dirty Canadians?
*toke* *toke* "hey, I know, you know what, I bet this law wouldn't take away anyone's insurance!"
"OK, Mr. President, give me the pipe, you've had enough."
That's LSD you're thinking of. Crack would cause Obama to tear off his shirt, shriek, and start hitting the Presidential limo with a rusty crowbar.
I thought that was teh bath saltzz?? I'm so confused any more...
Pft. Krokodil is the hip new drug.
Sounds like a pretty solid plan to me dude.
http://www.Privacy-Road.tk
Put DOWN the crack pipe, and take three steps back, Mister Carville....
Smoke crack on MTV.
Attention NOLA area Reasonoids. James Carville will be guest bartender this Thursday night at Molly's On The Market in the French Quarter. He is participating in MediaNight where every Thursday night features a local or regional pol or talking head as guest bartender. I'll be the one in the Impeach Billary T-shirt drinking old-fashions down by the kitchen entrance.
Wish I could be there.
I'll be the one in the Impeach Billary T-shirt drinking old-fashions down by the kitchen entrance.
Not a Biden/Clinton 2016 tee?
Rob Ford told the truth and people respect that. I'm not sure Obama knows how to tell the truth.
I'd rather he take a blast from Beluishi's rig.
Beluishi
Choom Boy got nothin' to lose. Pardon all non-violent federal drug offenders tomorrow. He'll get a hella bump that way. Just sayin'.