Prison Guards Accused of Holding "Retard Olympics," Making Inmates Fight For Food


Three corrections officers at a Pennsylvania prison, who are accused of making inmates fight for snacks, have been charged with official oppression.
Inmates David Michael Wright and James Williams Hicks claim that officers David Michael Whitcomb, Mark Andrew Haynes, and Daniel H. Graff held "Retard Olympics" between January and July of this year. The inmates would allegedly fight each other or the guards in exchange for food and coffee. The York Daily Record reports on other "challenges" the officers conducted:
Wright wrote that Whitcomb offered him food if he would allow the officer to punch him in the leg… He also reported that Haynes offered him food if he could take a punch in the arm without falling.
Wright reported he allowed the officer to punch him but did not receive any food. He also said Graff offered him extra coffee if he allowed him to spray pepper foam in his face. He did, he reported, and later did not receive any coffee.
Hicks reported that among the stunts he was asked to perform for food and coffee were drinking a gallon of milk in an hour, eating a spoonful of cinnamon, snorting spicy vegetable Ramen Noodle powder and crushed candy, drinking a bottle of water with pepper foam sprayed in it and eating fruit with the peels intact.
He reported that he received food and coffee after performing the stunts.
The officers deny that any of this took place. Graff claimed that the inmates are conducting a "a get-rich-quick scheme" by taking the officers to court.
"There is no physical evidence" of the inmates' allegations, asserted Whitcomb.
Nevertheless, Pennsylvania State Police, who were investigating an unrelated issue, uncovered a surveillance video of Haynes grabbing Wright.
According to a public information release report by the state police, Hicks asserted that the fights happened and that "it was all consensual."
County officials believe the investigation is being handled properly, and released a statement assuring that "misconduct within any county agency is not tolerated."
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That's it. Thread's over. Congrats on your win for the day.
Sounds like exactly the sort of people I would expect to become prison guards. Exactly.
I logged in to say exactly that. This is surprising, how exactly ?
Who would have thought you could have so much fun at work.
the fights happened and that "it was all consensual."
A prize fight might be "consensual" but if the prizes are withheld, then it is fraud.
And prison guards asserting that their charges are fighting "consensually" (or not) with said guards doing nothing is not much of a ringing endorsement or defense...
You don't want to fire them for misconduct, fire them for gross negligence and failure to perform.
WTF, Evans? First the downthread piece about prison rape, now this. Our testicles can only take so much.
Wait, so the inmates are the retards? Or is it the guards??
As much as we like to bag on police abuses, I think the relevant bit here is "no physical evidence". As we've seen before in informant cases, prisoners aren't above making up stories to better their situation or generate a lawsuit. Not saying it didn't happen, but absent evidence I'm not inclined to take an inmate's word on it.
Yet another place where there should be cameras everywhere.
So the guards held "Retard Olympics." They obviously went home with the gold based on the, "Nothing happened, but if it did it was totally consensual, even though it didn't happen," remark.