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Politics

Ricin Suspect Charged Last Week Probably Not The Guy, FBI Looking at Second Suspect

No one's guilty just because they've been charged

Ed Krayewski | 4.23.2013 6:05 PM

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Kevin Curtis, the suspect charged last week in relation to a spate of ricin-laced letters, was released earlier today, without details provided about any conditions. Curtis' attorney maintains his client was framed, and the FBI might end up agreeing. Via Fox News:

Two sources had earlier confirmed to Fox News that the FBI was looking into the possibility that Curtis might have been framed as part of a grudge against him from someone in his neighborhood. A detention hearing for Curtis that was scheduled for Tuesday has also been postponed…

Investigators earlier said they hadn't found any ricin in Curtis' house. Agent Brandon Grant said that a search of Curtis' vehicle and house in Corinth, Miss., on Friday did not turn up ricin or ingredients for the poison. A search of Curtis' computers has found no evidence so far that he researched making ricin. 

The charging documents, according to Fox, included a quote on his Facebook page that was repeated in the ricin letters (someone let the boys at bureau know there's no such thing as private on Facebook) as well as a 2007 report from his ex-wife that Curtis was "extremely delusional, anti-government, and felt the government was spying on him with drones."

The Mississippi man faced 15 years in federal prison had he been convicted. 

UPDATED: Charges have been dropped. (h/t commenter Kaptious Kristen)

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  1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    BHANGRA TUESDAY!

    1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

      Got an classic Bollywood? Like, the type where they're running through a field, with the woman trailing several hundred scarves behind her and she runs away when the man touches her hand?

      1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        Funny you should say that...

        1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

          Love it!

    2. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

      Nobody do bollywood like buffalax.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        Another good one!

  2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    ex-wife that Curtis was "extremely delusional, anti-government, and felt the government was spying on him with drones."

    I would bet that the only true part of that statement is the anti-government part.

    1. fabius   12 years ago

      I'd bet that was the only untrue part.

      1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

        If you can't trust ex-wives, who can you trust?

  3. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    Charges have been dropped.

  4. Jerry on the boat   12 years ago

    Investigators earlier said they hadn't found any ricin in Curtis' house.

    But did they find a pressure cooker?

    1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      Too bad they didn't torture the fucker 2003 style.

      1. Sevo   12 years ago

        No, they did it 2013 style.

  5. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    The second suspect seems to be a former GOP Congressional candidate:

    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.....hp?ref=fpa

    1. Jerry on the boat   12 years ago

      Great way to and an article: "He was also the frontman of a "loop oriented rock" band called Dusty and the Robodrum."

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        I think Mike Huckabee plays bass for that band.

        1. Almanian!   12 years ago

          I thought he played "lead bass" for the band "Santorum".

    2. Austrian Anarchy   12 years ago

      It might not be too late to invest in a Democrat bumper sticker.

  6. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    My first h/t!!!!!

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Another couple of hat tips and you might move up to "beloved" or at least "tolerated" commenter.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        I would prefer "somewhat stomached commenter"

      2. Warty   12 years ago

        "Motorboated commenter"

        1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

          HHmmmm...I believe in truth in journalism, and I couldn't tell you the last time I have been motorboated, if ever.

          1. Hugh Akston   12 years ago

            See, saying stuff like that to Warty is what MRAs mean when they say "she was asking for it."

            1. Episiarch   12 years ago

              Yeah, you'd think she'd know by now to be more cautious. Look at what happened to Dagny.

              1. Almanian!   12 years ago

                What happened to Dagny?

                I was thinking "Look what happened to Banjos". Yeeeeesh!

                1. Hugh Akston   12 years ago

                  "If Warty takes the ship, he'll motorboat us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into his clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, he'll do it in that order."

                  1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                    I'm totally lax with my Firefly references lately.

                    Here he is.

                2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                  I was thinking "Look what happened to Banjos". Yeeeeesh!

                  Hey! I'm the one that's risking suffocation.

            2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

              How do you know I'm not asking for it?

              1. Dagny T.   12 years ago

                For the record: I was definitely asking for it.

                1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                  See, guys? Warty haz it right - chicks like it rough. Y'all and your gentle lovemaking can take a flying leap.

                  1. Paul.   12 years ago

                    Y'all and your gentle lovemaking can take a flying leap.

                    *takes flying leap*

                  2. AlmightyJB   12 years ago

                    This is a good time to remind myself that there is no such animal as a female libertarian.

                2. Episiarch   12 years ago

                  You're all asking for it.

                  1. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

                    I'm asking nothing.

                    1. Paul.   12 years ago

                      I'm asking nothing

                      I'm getting nothing despite begging.

      3. Almanian!   12 years ago

        Doh! What Brett said.

      4. Paul.   12 years ago

        Another couple of hat tips and you might move up to "beloved" or at least "tolerated" commenter.

        It's not by volume... in fact, I don't think Reason even gives them out anymore. There was that brief time that they started throwing them around, we spent a few weeks wondering what the pattern was, getting all jealous, bitchy and gossipy, then they just stopped.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          I believe the researchers deemed it Steigerwald Syndrome.

          I miss Lucy.

          [pours beer on curb]

          1. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

            it's not worth it man!

          2. Irish   12 years ago

            Lucy moved on to bigger an better things.

            Bigger and better things called VICE.

            Although, given the douche-level some of the VICE guys seem to exude, I'm not sure that's actually a better thing.

            1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

              Oh! VICE! They are a teensy bit hipsterdouche, but the Guide to North Korea was so fricken awesome.

              1. Irish   12 years ago

                Here's a piece she wrote for them recently.

                Link's to Lucy's blog, since our girl deserves some H&R traffic.

                1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                  Hooray!! I'll happily add my IP to her traffic (no homo).

              2. Paul.   12 years ago

                God it was. I've only seen one episode of the HBO series, and was reasonably impressed. Looking forward to more episodes. But one does get the impression of the "Hey, look at all my tats, that makes me totally intense!" vibe about some of them.

                1. Irish   12 years ago

                  Their HBO series is pretty solid.

                  They're good when the leave their droning left-wing biases at the door. For people who see themselves as rebels, it's amazing how many of the VICE people are basically white-bread, boring liberals.

            2. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

              Didn't one of those VICE guys fuck a sex doll on camera?

              1. Irish   12 years ago

                That might have been Gavin McInnes. McInnes is a creepy motherfucker. He calls himself a 'libertarian' and we really do not need him advertising for us.

                He writes for that paleo-conservative racist blog, Takimag now. This is an actual quote from Gavin McInnes' book:

                ...after flirting with her for about two minutes, I noticed she had no panties on and she had moisture dripping down her leg like a horny teardrop. I'm not kidding. That's how much of a filthy whore she was.

                Like I said. Creepy motherfucker.

          3. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

            She answered my comment on her blog the other day. I told her we missed her, and she replied she misses everyone but Tony.

            1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

              HAAA! Love Lucy.

              1. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

                She was my favorite first.

    2. Tman   12 years ago

      You go on wit yo bad self.

      All hat tippin n shit.

    3. Jerryskids   12 years ago

      Well, congratulations - but keep in mind it's a h/t from Kray. H/t's from Sullum are worth double the xp and give a +1 to CHA.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        I feel a h/t scoring spreadsheet coming on...

        1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

          There is an LP Purity angle to it.

          Are you really a chick? You get 20 bonus LP Purity points for that if true.

          1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

            Proofs.

            1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

              That is a pretty piece you got there.

            2. Ska   12 years ago

              Well if no one is going to say it, I will - awesome.

              1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

                I went straight for the Double entendre.

        2. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

          I was quoted in a fundraising post. How many points do I get?

    4. Paul.   12 years ago

      HTs are now largely meaningless.

      Until you get a descriptive HT, you haven't truly arrived.

      disclosure: I've yet to receive a descriptive HT.

      1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        I did. Words can't describe how awesome it feels.

        1. Paul.   12 years ago

          Now is when I get bitchy, jealous and gossipy.

      2. johnl   12 years ago

        I got a warm descriptive hat tip once and it was followed by a demonstration that TC had already story that I was pointing out. I miss TC.

        1. johnl   12 years ago

          ... had already covered the story ...

  7. Alice Bowie   12 years ago

    Call me a conspiracy theorist or whatever you want. However, I strongly believe that the group of people that did the Ricin also did the Anthrax.

    I strongly believe that it is a pro-Israeli that keeps trying to anger Americans every time their is an Islamic attack. I use to believe it was the Mossad. I no longer believe that...although it may be possible.

    If u look @ 9-11 anthrax letters, why would Islamic Terrorist send Anthrax to Pat Leahy?

    1. Almanian!   12 years ago

      So you're saying that YOU'RE the letter writer.

      cool

    2. Paul.   12 years ago

      Well, considering they pretty much caught the guy who did the anthrax, that leaves your theory purely in the 'conspiratorial' zone.

      I strongly believe that it is a pro-Israeli that keeps trying to anger Americans every time their is an Islamic attack.

      It's ok, half the media was 99% sure the Boston attacks was a disgruntled Fox Newser getting back for Waco/Tax Day/Hitler's Birthday.

      1. SIV   12 years ago

        they pretty much caught the guy who did the anthrax

        No, they pinned it on a dead guy who wasn't even a suspect when he was alive.
        They harrassed and hounded some other guy for years until he was cleared. They would have pinned it on the first suspect but he just wouldn't kill himself.

        1. Paul.   12 years ago

          That's what I meant. I should have said that they knew who did it.

          1. johnl   12 years ago

            OK maybe they know who did it but they haven't shown us that they know who did it. Maybe they know that it was termites from the Pine Barrens.

    3. Austrian Anarchy   12 years ago

      Color me skeptical, but I don't think any members of the group Ricin play in the group Anthrax.

      1. Paul.   12 years ago

        We should make a Venn diagram.

    4. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      But Alice, however do the Jews find time to mail letters in between baking their matzos with the blood of unbaptized Christian children?

      1. Irish   12 years ago

        They pay me to conduct their terrorist letter mailing to me.

        They're lucky that I'm willing to be paid in the severed foreskins of their enemies.

        1. Irish   12 years ago

          Dammit, I butchered that first sentence.

          'They pay me to conduct their terrorist letter mailings for them.'

          Note to any FBI agents who might be looking at this web page: This is a joke. I have never been paid in the severed foreskins of gentiles in order to conduct a terrorist attack.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

            The foreskin biddness is big business, and it's growing....

            1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              What you did there was noticed.

          2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

            You know who else likes the foreskins of gentiles?

            1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              Gay Europeans?

              1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                In my casual poling polling of Germans there's a notable preference for cut. I think it's a grass is greener type scenario.

                The correct answer was of course "nicole" thank you all for playing.

            2. Zakalwe   12 years ago

              Sasha Grey?

    5. johnl   12 years ago

      Why would a pro-IL terrorist group, not Mossad, know the name and address of a midwestern judge?

  8. Paul.   12 years ago

    "extremely delusional, anti-government, and felt the government was spying on him with drones."

    Nothing like having guys in trenchcoats, wires in their ears slapping cuffs on you to dispense of that delusion.

    1. Sevo   12 years ago

      Paul.| 4.23.13 @ 6:49PM |#
      "extremely delusional, anti-government, and felt the government was spying on him with drones."

      Somehow the facebook image doesn't say that to me.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        It was his ex that said those things about him, so maybe grains of salt must be consumed.

      2. AlmightyJB   12 years ago

        Ya know, given how things have been going the dude might be right. Sometimes paranoia is just good instinct.

        1. Sevo   12 years ago

          AlmightyJB| 4.23.13 @ 7:49PM |#
          "Ya know, given how things have been going the dude might be right. Sometimes paranoia is just good instinct."
          I certainly don't doubt it's a good POV, it just doesn't look like he thought so.

    2. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

      Speaking of drones...anyone see Oblivion?

      I thought it was fairly entertaining.

      1. JW   12 years ago

        Is Tom Cruise slowly flayed, drawn, quartered and then roasted over hot coals, all in glorious 3D?

        Then, no.

        1. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

          Damn, lotta hate. Did Tom steal your girlfriend or something?

          1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

            How could you not hate him? I mean the man invented Tebowing (@0:40)

            1. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

              Good for him. God knows I never did anything stupid when in love.

          2. JW   12 years ago

            I hate very few people in this world (OK, maybe more than a few), but when I start walking the long, dark, county roads with my trusty dog and laser-sharp katana, righting all that is wrong, he's #1 on the list.

            1. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

              I always liked the guy.

              My cousin's best friend hooked up with him in a bar one night just after he made Taps. She, my cousin, said he seemed like a nice guy.

  9. Almanian!   12 years ago

    Also, chances this guy owns an "Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt model Shiverlay Monte Carlo?

    I'm at about 99%.

    PS I seen Dale's face in that block o' cheese down ta the butcher shop this afternoon! Big as lyf! The Intimlinator!! Three!!!

    1. Sevo   12 years ago

      Hey. I picked up a bolt in the rear tire at Fontana a couple of weeks ago; must have been off the 88 car!

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        ...and nobody showed up to see it.

        I'm shocked at the dropoff in attendance at races this year. Hell, they has at least 25-30k empty seats at Bristol.

        1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

          NASCAR management has fucked up the Sprint Cup so much in the last 10-15 years. I find it nearly unwatchable, between the ever-changing car configurations, cookie-cutter flat tracks, and lack of personality among the drivers. Daytona this year was one of the worst races I have ever seen. The Nationwide Series Daytona race was really good, though.

          1. JW   12 years ago

            I love almost all motorsports, but NASCAR makes me very sleepy.

            Any organization that races "Camrys" doesn't deserve to be taken seriously. The headlights are fucking stickers!

  10. Mensan   12 years ago

    The Slate article about this is speculating that Curtis was framed by fellow Mensa member Everett Dutschke. Accordingly, the Slate commentariat (read: drooling epistemophobes) have erupted into a mensan bashing orgy reminiscent or Ogre growling "NERDS!" They remain immune to the fact that, according to the American Mensa National Office, neither man is a member.

    1. Paul.   12 years ago

      bashing orgy reminiscent or Ogre growling "NERDS!"

      Tosh.0 wanted to do a bit where they hired the original actor who played Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds to run into the center of the L.A. Comicon and scream, "NEEEERRRRRRRRDS!"

      The Comiccon people wouldn't let the show do it because they didn't think anyone would "get it".

      1. Episiarch   12 years ago

        Fuck that would have been great.

      2. Ted S.   12 years ago

        Maybe they just think Tosh and Zero Tenths isn't very funny.

    2. Hugh Akston   12 years ago

      Serious question Mensan: how smart can you really be if you read and link to Slate articles?

      1. Irish   12 years ago

        Hey man, Matthew Yglesias was a fucking philosophy major. From Harvard.

        I have it on good authority that credentials prove you're intelligent, regardless of how stupid all your arguments are.

      2. Episiarch   12 years ago

        It depends, Hugh.

        The equation is:

        ((Mockery - (reading it for serious)) * snark) / ((how much stupider the article makes you for reading it) - (entertainment value))

        It's called the "can the entertainment value of this article and it's comments possibly be worth reading something this stupid" equation, also known as the Battlefield Earth Equation.

        1. db   12 years ago

          I still don't get why Battlefield Earthis so bad to you. I mean, sure, I read it when I was ten years old, but I still think it was a lot of fun.

          1. Dunphy (the real one)   12 years ago

            As far as the movie goes, it was pretty weak, but I don't think it was AS bad as the press it got. I mean it wasn't Ishtar. If I had paid to see it I would have been pissed, but as a watch on my living room couch, trashy throw away , it wasn't TERRIBLE. I watched it all the way through, at least. I'd classify it as too silly to be awful

            1. Irish   12 years ago

              The movie was bad, but I've seen much worse.

              I don't get the 'worst movie ever' attacks on it either. I've probably seen 50 movies worse than Battlefield Earth.

              1. Dunphy (the real one)   12 years ago

                Yea, that's my thoughts. It's "watchable" at least.

              2. Episiarch   12 years ago

                The secret to a good bad movie is a combination of earnestness on the part of the director and producers (they think they're making something good), some laugh out loud scenes yet an undercurrent of basic competence so that it's watchable, and the right kind of terrible source material.

                Every single shot in BE is angled, dude. EVERY SINGLE ONE. And it uses barn door wipes just like the original Star Wars constantly. Amazingly awful stuff.

            2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              Bad movie subthread.

              Which was worse: Battlefield Earth or Planet Of The Apes (with Mark Wahlberg and Tim Roth)?

              1. Episiarch   12 years ago

                You can't fool me with that trick question, Ken. The answer is Glitter.

                1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                  Try to imagine Smokin' Aces without the Justin Bateman cameo. I think it wins easily.

                  1. Episiarch   12 years ago

                    I turned off Smokin' Aces after ten minutes. You may be on to something.

                    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                      How about this one: Days Of Thunder or Dead Solid Perfect?

                    2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                      Dead Solid Perfect in it's horrifying entirety.

                    3. Irish   12 years ago

                      The guy is going through an entire routine of getting out his golf clubs. It's taking like 3 minutes.

                2. Ted S.   12 years ago

                  One word: Dondi.

            3. db   12 years ago

              I've never seen the movie. Has anyone here actually read the book?

          2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

            Battlefield Earth was bad, but it was no Wing Commander.

            1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

              That's a close call, but I think you may be right.

              BE is one of two movies I've ever seen alone. BE nobody else would go watch it, and Avatar because everyone else had already seen it.

              Crap, that's almost as shameful as being descended from failed Canadians.

              1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                I was the last person in America to see Jurassic Park. In the dollar theatre the summer AFTER it was released.

                I've never seen Avatar.

                1. Episiarch   12 years ago

                  No, I did the exact same thing. Vernon, CT's dollar theater to be precise.

                  1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                    I didn't see The Sixth Sense until it was in a dollar theater. A friend found out I hadn't seen it, and had manage to avoid any and all spoilers about it. She was excited because she susses out plots during the opening credits and wanted to enjoy the plot twist vicariously through someone slow witted.

                    1. Irish   12 years ago

                      I hate when I figure out the plot twist before hand. I figured out the last plot twist of Bioshock Infinite like 25 minutes before the end of the game.

                    2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                      The last few M. Night Shyamalan films I saw I realized the twists without knowing I'd realized the twists. Like The Village I'd just finished reading The Professor and the Madman and kept thinking it was odd that he'd described some dude going into a house and shooting someone who was asleep when a stabbing would've been much more appropriate, and Signs I couldn't get over the opening credits reminding me so much of The Wizard of Oz.

                    3. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                      "Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son of a bitch knows story structure!"

                    4. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                      Shyamalan got me with Signs (his masterpiece, IMO), The Sixth Sense, and to some extent Unbreakable (even though it wasn't really a twist in the purest sense). I had The Village pegged from about 1/2 way through.

                    5. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                      Was anyone dumb enough to see The Happening?

                    6. Irish   12 years ago

                      Was anyone dumb enough to see The Happening?

                      Yes. The part where they're talking about mood rings is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

                    7. Ted S.   12 years ago

                      I think Anthony Quinn was quite enjoyable in The Happening.

                    8. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                      I didn't see The Happening, but the name reminded me of a movie I'd hoped to forget Knowing

                      When a friend suggested we go see it, I reminded him that I'd long since pledged not to go to Nic Cage movies, he dragged me along and it has reaffirmed my belief that life is better sans Cage.

                    9. Irish   12 years ago

                      I figured out The Village pretty early.

                      I also figured out fucking Devil like 20 minutes into the movie. Let's do a quiz, people. If you want to surprise people in a horror movie with who the Devil ends up being, who would you pick out of the following list.

                      Young Woman
                      Salesman
                      Black Security Guard
                      Old Woman
                      Young Dude

                      Which of them is the villain if you're trying to "shock" people?

          3. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

            Worst movie I have ever seen was Flight. Abysmal and pointless.

            Gladiator is up there. I actually walked out on that one (mainly cause I wanted a smoke). I guessed what was going to happen anyhoo.

            Never saw Battlefield, but I don't have a very favorable view of L Ron, so I'm probably too biased to get any entertainment out of it.

            1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

              Gladiator is up there. I actually walked out on that one (mainly cause I wanted a smoke). I guessed what was going to happen anyhoo.

              Are you daft, woman?

              1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                Gladiator is hugely overrated, but it's not actually bad.

              2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                I'm daft for chemistry between characters and a halfway decent story, yep. Sweeping visuals and lots of action - meh.

                (and this coming from someone who thinks Russ Crowe is totally hot n' stuff. Even him sweaty and shirtless wasn't enough to engage me).

                1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                  I'm daft for chemistry between characters

                  BLECH!!!!!!

            2. Irish   12 years ago

              Is Flight the one where Denzel Washington is a drunk pilot?

              Also, Gladiator??!? You have terrible taste in bad movies. Flight isn't even the worst Denzel movie.

              JOHN Q, BITCH!

              1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                Flight also had the disadvantage of hitting close to home. I wanted to double nut kick the character with spike-heeld, steel-toed boots, just like I would like to do with my ex, if he hadn't died from being a drunk.

                1. Irish   12 years ago

                  Okay, that makes sense then.

                  Just be glad the mean insurance companies never refused to help your son. Because the horribleness of John Q would blow your mind.

          4. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

            V for Vendetta sucked my ass, too, and the ex insisted any libertarian would love it. Fuck that.

            Then there was that Rutger Hauer movie that I could only watch for about 5 minutes before I made the squeeze shut it off (it was the one with the dude with the manhole cover around his neck).

            1. Irish   12 years ago

              V for Vendetta sucked my ass, too, and the ex insisted any libertarian would love it.

              Okay, now you can just go fuck yourself. Gladiator and V for Vendetta? They're both overrated, but they do not belong in a bad movie thread.

              Why don't you go watch Troll 2, Con Air or Road House and then get back to me.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                Dude, Mean Guns.

              2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                Why don't you go watch Troll 2, Con Air or Road House and then get back to me.

                There's a reason I haven't watched those, even on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

                1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                  You, Miss, are a scoundrel and a villain deserving of nothing of nothing more than a horsewhipping.

                  1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                    See, guys? Warty haz it right - chicks like it rough. Y'all and your gentle lovemaking can take a flying leap.

                    She's just cleverly manipulating you into getting what she wants.

                  2. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                    Wait, Road House is so bad it's actually kind of great. Con Air is terrible, and it's also one of the few Nic Cage movies that violates the "title makes a good penis name" rule of Nic Cage movies, so it's extra bad.

                    I don't know what Troll 2 is, and I'm not finding out.

                    The Expendables is the worst movie that people I respect like.

                    1. Irish   12 years ago

                      Road House is so bad that it raps around the badness scale and becomes good again. But isn't that what we're talking about? Bad movies that are so bad they're good?

                      If so, Road House absolutely qualifies.

                    2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                      "I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"

                    3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                      The Expendables is the worst movie that people I respect like.

                      The Expendables...worst movie? Really?

                      Sheesh, kids today! I grew up on Blaxploitation, Kung-Fu, Japanese Kaiju movies, and 80's B-movie action. And I loved every moment of it.

                      Just say something negative about Dolemite...I dare you muthafuckas!

                  3. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                    Uuummm.....

                    1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                      (that's in reply to HM's horsewhipping tease)

                    2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                      Oh brother....

                    3. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                      The dudes around here get to go on and on and on and on about various females and their physical attributes, but as soon as a chick shows interest in sex, the world's coming to an end! Sheesh!

                    4. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                      It's not that at all, Kristen. It's just that I could never deign to bed a woman who shows disdain for mindless action flicks.

                    5. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                      I love mindless action flicks. Just not Gladiator. Terminators 1 and 2, Independence Day, Pierce Brosnan-era James Bond, Thor, The Avengers, that Die Hard with Alan Rickman, True Lies, Men in Black. But all of those have some kind of humor or winky fun to them. Gladiator took itself way too seriously and the scene where Russ meets the Emperor's sister in the dungeon really killed it for me. Obviously, I'm all for bondage, and Russell Crowe in bondage, but that scene was as flat as Paris Hilton's chest.

                    6. Irish   12 years ago

                      I love mindless action flicks. Just not Gladiator. Terminators 1 and 2, Independence Day, Pierce Brosnan-era James Bond, Thor, The Avengers, that Die Hard with Alan Rickman, True Lies, Men in Black.

                      This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

                    7. Episiarch   12 years ago

                      Yeah, she has two Michael Bays in there, a Roland Emmerich, the second most boring Bond, and a Barry Sonnenfeld. It's brutal.

                      You know, Kristen, you could have at least warned nicole if you were going to try and take her tiara away.

                    8. Irish   12 years ago

                      Terminators 1 and 2, the Avengers and Die Hard are all good.

                      True Lies, though? Pierce Brosnan Bond? INDEPENDENCE DAY?!?!

                      Atrocious.

                    9. PapayaSF   12 years ago

                      I can't hate Independence Day because the first shot fired by the alien ship over LA(?) destroyed the skyscraper with all the peaceniks on the roof. How could you not LOL at that?

                    10. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                      Independence Day is probably the movie that has aged the worst over the last 20 years.

                    11. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                      One word, Kristen. ROME.

                      Perhaps it's just the Classics minor in me, but to see, in the opening scenes, the legionaries completely rollover a horde of Germanics in glorious detail was a dream come true.

                    12. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                      erminators 1 and 2, Independence Day, Pierce Brosnan-era James Bond, Thor, The Avengers, that Die Hard with Alan Rickman, True Lies, Men in Black.

                      That's not mindless....this is mindless.

                    13. Irish   12 years ago

                      That's not true. Nicole went on for like a half page about her love of anal.

                    14. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                      Indeed. And if Kristen ever talks shit about the Five Deadly Venoms, I'll break out my cat o'nine tails, regardless.

                    15. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                      BuSab Agent also told us she was a pervert (I'm using that as the highest possible compliment), I think you missed that thread though Irish.

                    16. Irish   12 years ago

                      When did this occur?

                      I guess there are female libertarians, provided they are FREAKS.

                    17. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                      Here and here. Also, Reason's Capricorns are also freaks, but that's a bit of a water is wet statement.

                      I'm double up pervert: Capricorn born in the Year of the Goat. There is almost no kink I won't try, but some things require more clean-up then others which is a consideration.

                      No, that won't do at all. The correct taxonomy of loose women is a very rigorous subject. I ascribe myself to the classification generally of brazen hussy, but will admit to wanton cock gobbler, and woman of negotiable morals upon occasion.

              3. JW   12 years ago

                Why don't you go watch Troll 2, Con Air or Road House and then get back to me.

                DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ROAD HOUSE!

              4. Ted S.   12 years ago

                I thought Richard Widmark was quite good in Road House.

            2. Zakalwe   12 years ago

              There are no Rutger Hauer movies where he's not blind or wearing a falcon.

              1. Episiarch   12 years ago

                Is he blind in The Hitcher?

                1. Mensan   12 years ago

                  No, he's wearing a falcon.

                  1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                    Was the falcon wearing a hood? Because that sort of recursion might tear a hole in the fabric of the universe.

              2. Ted S.   12 years ago

                Kirk Douglas gets blinded by a falcon (with a little help from Tony Curtis) in The Vikings.

                (Yeah. Tony Curtis in a medieval movie. Go figure.)

            3. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

              Sorry, 'V for Vendetta' was as anti-government as any Hollywood movie ever.

              Of course the evil President/Prime Minister was a right-wing monster.

            4. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

              Hobo with a Shotgun. Thank you, IMDB!

              1. Mensan   12 years ago

                I thought Hobo with a Shotgun was just a trailer for a fake movie.

                1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                  Oh no, it's quite real. I didn't make it all the way through the first sequence.

                  1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

                    Broken Arrow.

                    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

                      Broken Arrow.

                      Jimmy Stewart was good in Broken Arrow.

                    2. Voros McCracken   12 years ago

                      "Broken Arrow" was the very first "Outbreak Award" winner, that I handed out to a big budget Holloywood Blockbuster that despite big named actors and lots of hype, was a truly awful, awful movie.

                      Outbreak had Dustin Hoffman, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey and Donald Sutherland and was directed by Wolfgang Petersen and was absolute dreck. And offensive dreck at that.

                  2. Episiarch   12 years ago

                    Hobo with a Shotgun is damned good fun. The way B movies are supposed to be.

                    1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                      Once I saw the dude with the manhole cover around his neck and figured out what that meant, there was no fricken way I was gonna continue.

      3. DRM   12 years ago

        It takes a lot of brainpower to rationalize Salon.

    3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      Wow, those comments are horrible.

      How dare someone be interested in joining an organization of like-minded individuals interested in intelligence and psychometrics!

  11. WomSom   12 years ago

    Sounds like one heck of a plan to me dude. Wow.

    http://www.Dodge-CISPA.tk

  12. Some call me Tim?   12 years ago

    Rand Paul states his drone position again, Paultards flip out and show they weren't listening the first time!

    "I've never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on," Paul said. "If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and fifty dollars in cash. I don't care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him."

    http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/....._flip_flop

    1. Irish   12 years ago

      Which of course is a totally rational position, since it should be of no relevance what item is used to commit the killing.

      I don't know why people make the whole thing about drones. The issue is the government power, not whether or not a drone is used.

      1. Calidissident   12 years ago

        I agree with the principle, but I'm not sure if a drone is an appropriate weapon of choice if a guy runs out of a liquor store with $50

    2. Mensan   12 years ago

      I care. I don't think summary execution is the appropriate response for possible armed robbery.

  13. An0nB0t   12 years ago

    Since PM links is mostly dead, I'm reposting this here.

    http://shropshiresheep.org/FarmedAndDangerous
    http://www.trentonian.ca/2012/.....eep-farmer

    The Anonbot Agrarian Rage Meter is now sitting at 11. Say "regulations protect the innocent" one more time, motherfucker.

  14. Dunphy (the real one)   12 years ago

    If this guy WAS framed, I hope they nail the framer to the wall (no pun intended). People who frame other people PISS ME OFF!

    And yes, I include cops in that equation.

    1. Sevo   12 years ago

      "And yes, I include cops in that equation."
      Pretty sure Jewell had no one else to blame.

      1. Dunphy (the real one)   12 years ago

        I'm only passingly familiar with that case. Was he truly FRAMED (iow evidence planted against him) or was it merely a shitty, half-assed point the fingers investigation that fingered him?

        That sucks too, but that's not what I mean by framed. When I say framed, I mean shit like planting evidence. People who do that imo, just like people who make false crime allegations against somebody (e.g. crystal mangum) should be dealt with HARSHLY.

        They never charged Mangum, but she was recently charged with murder, so what goes around...

        1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

          No, IIRC Jewell was not framed. He was just a likely suspect who seemed guilty, and was widely presumed to be.

    2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      And yes, I include cops in that equation.

      What about the cops that framed OJ Simpson? Do you hate those assholes for trying to frame a guilty man and thereby letting him walk?

      1. Dunphy (the real one)   12 years ago

        ABSOLUTELY 100% NOT GUILTY!!!!!

        and which time? The first time they framed him was bad ENOUGH. But twice?

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          They only framed him once. The Vegas thing was a setup. Big difference.

        2. Mensan   12 years ago

          Evidence tampering versus entrapment.

  15. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    Now to get my Barry Weiss fix for the evening...

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