Must-Watch: Election Rock Voting Song
This is pretty damn funny, methinks.
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Homeless Uncle Sam tells us how the voting process REALLY works. Spoiler Alert: It has something to do with masturbation, the electoral college and Tupac.
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He's right about the horses.
FALSE. I've worked behind the scenes on elections before and only part of that is true.
When he masturbates why does the daughter keep smiling while the mom frowns?
If you have to ask, you ain't getting laid.
Is there some Warty joke in there about how big his dick looks when held by small hand?
Pretty sure that's not a joke.
Why didn't the cop shoot him?
Food court. Mall. Mall cop. No gun.
This was so awful, I think it gave me cancer!
Q.E.D. voting give you cancer
I liked it.
This was fucking great.
Needs more Tupac
The Illuminati will never let that happen.
The really scary part is the Fox Broadcasting Company copyright notice at the end.