Must-Watch: Election Rock Voting Song

Nick Gillespie | 11.2.2012 1:25 PM

This is pretty damn funny, methinks.

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Homeless Uncle Sam tells us how the voting process REALLY works. Spoiler Alert: It has something to do with masturbation, the electoral college and Tupac.

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sarcasmic 14 years ago

He's right about the horses.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

FALSE. I've worked behind the scenes on elections before and only part of that is true.
Corning 14 years ago

When he masturbates why does the daughter keep smiling while the mom frowns?
1. Alack 14 years ago
  
  If you have to ask, you ain't getting laid.
  1. Corning 14 years ago
    
    Is there some Warty joke in there about how big his dick looks when held by small hand?
    1. Alack 14 years ago
      
      Pretty sure that's not a joke.
Ice Nine 14 years ago

Why didn't the cop shoot him?
1. sarcasmic 14 years ago
  
  Food court. Mall. Mall cop. No gun.
tarran 14 years ago

This was so awful, I think it gave me cancer!
1. Citizen Nothing 14 years ago
  
  Q.E.D. voting give you cancer
Tim 14 years ago

I liked it.
db 14 years ago

This was fucking great.
Zombie Jimbo 14 years ago

Needs more Tupac
1. RobSmalls 14 years ago
  
  The Illuminati will never let that happen.
Corning 14 years ago

The really scary part is the Fox Broadcasting Company copyright notice at the end.

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