At the substantial risk of violating the First Rule of Grylliade, did some of you newer readers realize that there exists a … how to call it? … shadow site run by Hit & Run readers and commenters (and even those who have left us, in anger more than sadness)? Grylliade has many virtues and vices, but among its chief on both counts is that the site maintains what every political magazine weblog should have, but usually doesn't: An unofficial official drinking game.
The original is here; an attempt at a 2009 update can be found here. Classic samples from the former:
Any time someone resorts to "For a magazine called Reason…" take a drink.
Drink whenever someone says the magazine has gone downhill since Postrel left.
When someone fails to appreciate the difference between minarchism and anarchism - drink
Anytime someone accuses libertarians of being hypocrites for driving on public roads, take a drink.
Drink every time somebody mentions Rush; drink twice if they explicitly ask if there are any other libertarian bands, I say.
At Reason, we take our fan fiction almost as seriously as our alcohol, and I daresay we take more active delight than just about any magazine you can name in the fact that America (and the world) is experiencing an unprecedented boom in bottom-up (not to mention bottoms-up) culture. And though we're not technically supposed to mention Grylliade here, I was pretty disappointed to finish so poorly in the Least Favorite Reason Staffer/Regular Contributor contest….
Unmoved by the sweet lullaby of text and hyperlinks? Let the Rev. Al Sharpton testify:
We may be having fun here, but this is deadly serious stuff. We are the finger in the dam, the port in the storm, the Spaniard in the works. All around us are Republicans and Democrats who, not content with running the country (into the ground) are trying to chase us off our little reservation. They will fail, and one great reason why they will fail is because of support from freedom-lurvin' people like youse.
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You want a Lobster Girl? I can get you a Lobster Girl, believe me. There are ways. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a Lobster Girl by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with side boob. These fucking amateurs...
Not at all! In fact, we're planning on publishing a Playboy style "Women of Libertarianism" calendar just as soon as there are twelve libertarian women.
Mangu, Howley, Postrell, DagnyT and Smacky are about it. And of course Warty is actually omnisexual so that might count for something. You are at best only half way there. By the time you get there you may only be able to publish it in one of those granny porn mags.
she is around sometime. I liked her to. I liked Dagny T to. She is very smart and funny. Sadly, it is a sausage fest around here rather than a clam bake.
So a "Women of Libertarianism" calendar featuring 12 months of Kerry is not in the offing? Set the goal for 5000 contributors and offer it for a $250 dollar pledge.
You flatter me, and have clearly never read my column. Only a raving amateur would be fool enough to think "You know what I ought to try doing? Make libertarian philosophy sound appealing to a bunch of left-wing Brits! Surely my eloquence and insight will overcome -- what the FUCK? I've been accused of being a self-hating female who betrayed the Feminist Sisterhood solely to get approval from icky patriarchal men!"
I'll let y'all know if any of that changes. Meanwhile, I'm thinking of making a career switch to "night-shift truck stop waitress" because I think the money would be better. Financially speaking, this "writing" business sucks the red hairy sulfurous balls of Satan. Thank God my patriarchal boyfriend makes enough money to subsidize my decorative ass.
I was going to mention my blogger buddy, but not sure if she counts herself as a true libertarian yet. Her handle is taken from a fictional Libertarian. Maybe a better graphics artest than I could include that character in a calendar?
They already have. I'm somewhat confused how this helps them attract more women to the liberty movement, but I guess as a fundraiser for them to do so it isn't a bad idea, though some women at the conference I was at where they presented objected.
Also, I was at a libertarian conference that was like 1/3 women.
Has anyone ever seen "John Tagliaferro" and "Suki" post on the same thread? Because I never have.
That is rare, but it has happened, even recently. However, I do not recall us ever posting from the same computer, even when visiting each other and we are normally in cities pretty distant from each other.
If it is such an issue for you I am sure the Administrator can 'splain it to you.
Wasn't there a "Strippers for Ron Paul" movement back in the heady days of aught-eight? I seem to recall a "miche" who posted here getting some media, er, exposure during the campaign.
Leah rarely posts here (she's more active over at the Agitator) which is good for me because then I can say mean things about her and still have dinner waiting for me when I get home. 😉
I'm not sure if the rules are accommodating, or simply incomplete. If the rule makers followed the excellent example set by the CFR, this oversight would have been quickly remedied.
Not having a bar at work, and having yet to follow through on my threat to stash a bottle of Tequila in my desk drawer, I'm left with a bottle of water, a large un-sweet tea, and an hours-old mug of coffee.
Well, it's cool that you would promote a Reason-defector's/critic's site!
When I was a state utility commissioner, an unofficial splinter group (of the national org) formed of commissioners who were free-market oriented, and who thought the national group was too anti-deregulation (I quickly joined that group, BTW) but the national organization did everything it could to shut us down, discredit us, including refusing to allow the group to meet in any hotel conference rooms already rented for the NARUC conference. It was pretty pathetic and just tacky. Leave it Reason to live its free-speech principles. Gosh, promote the opposition AND ask for money at the same time ? I love it!
grylliade isn't really opposition, it's more of a safe haven from the LoneWacko and Dan T types. Matt didn't link to the favorite Reason writer poll, ferinstance.
Just checked out http://www.grylliade.org/ how much did you help Suki with my series? She helped a lot with all four books (more than she admits), I remember her forwarding some character development advice from you too. (used Teh Google)
I liked the comment over there that I am her boyfriend/fiance/husband, lol. Her "beloved" might get a kick out of that if it has not gotten annoying for him yet.
BTW, your "Lonewacko the Novel" is still on the blog.
Thanks. Would not want to rob you of the proper credit. In the middle of editing "The Collection" and it is making my brain fuzzy going over stuff I wrote the first half of the year.
Man, I feel bad about leaving. It wasn't intentional, it just sort of....happened. Between other distractions and stuff at work, my attention faded, and then faded more, and then...
Damn, I feel like such a n00b. I've been reading Reason regularly since about 2003, and this is the first I've heard of Grylliade. [whine]Why wasn't I notified?[/whine]
It's a shame the Grylliade wiki was lost -- apparently, its endowment was all invested with Bernie Madoff or something like that -- else we could be waxing nostalgic about Dan T-ism, the official Grylliade religion and many other relics of the past like Bailey Disclaimers and Julian Sanchez's highly selective sex life.
WTF? URKOBOLD gets no love? Despite the fact that at least 10% of our posters have donated? Despite our valiant attempts to expose the calumny of the trolls who infest H&R?
I'm cancelling my (new) damn subscription, because: the magazine was better when Postel edited it; and for a magazine called Reason, I haven't seen any articles on logic; also, you guys killed the Ron Paul campaign single handed while totally kissing his ass. In addition, I heard the subscriptions were going to be sent through the US Mail, making you total and utter hypocrites. Finally, all the Reason staffers voted for Obama, despite the fact that some didn't.
Watch out Matt, lest you wind up in a crappy cartoon on some disrespected website someday...
"The new reason calendar features 12 months of Warty, in all his horrific glory. Steel-wool like body hair, huge hemorrhoids, a penis more twisted than NutraSweet's soul, and his ever-present maniacal leer greet you each morning for the whole year. Buy now and support the jerkoffs at reason!"
Hm, guess Welch got tired of his bosses putting out their cigarettes on his thigh because he couldn't make bank, so he decided to break out the big guns. Sorry big guy, can't squeeze blood from a stone.
This is classic corporatism disguised as libertarianism. Dump toxic waste into the ocean so that people are forced to swim in your private swimming pool. We're on to you Welch!!!
Forgot to mention: next time you're having a party, let me know so I can print up lots of advertising flyers and paste them on the walls of the local mental asylum for you. No, really, I'd be pleased as punch to do this. Returning the favor, ya know.
Actually the Grylliade already had it's grovelathon. I don't remember how much we raised, but it was comparable to the stimulus package. Of course we got hot girl on girl action in place of bumper sticker and coffee mug schwag.
It's a shame the Grylliade wiki was lost -- apparently, its endowment was all invested with Bernie Madoff or something like that -- else we could be waxing nostalgic about Dan T-ism, the official Grylliade religion and many other relics of the past like Bailey Disclaimers and Julian Sanchez's highly selective sex life.
I'm not sure, but I think the original Gospels of Dan T. might be on my old computer's hard drive. I remember compiling them on a boring afternoon when I was supposed to be doing actual productive work, and I tweaked the prophecies to ensure I'd be granted Phone Whore of Babylon status, mainly because I already have red hair, and look damned good in purple.
I'm actually kind of relieved that Steve Smith showed up on this thread, because every minute that he spends pounding angrily on a keyboard is sixty less seconds he can spend raping hikers. And don't try to tell me he's doing both -- sasquatch are notoriously bad at multitasking.
I have little sympathy for the hikers. They bring it on themselves. Everyone knows the scent of flannel and gorp is like Axe Body Spray in the commercials for Steve Smith.
joshua, how long has it been since anyone's updated the wiki? Last time i checked, it didn't even mention me, and everyone knows i totally bring all the flava to this site.
Did I really place in the Favorite poll? I must have impostor syndrome, coz I always think "I can't post to Reason anymore: they all know what a worthless fraud I am!"
It figures when I got a mental illness it would be a girly thing like impostor syndrome.
Timmy, speaking for the Grylliade hivemind, I can say that we love you. You are every bit as relevant to us as the libertarian movement is to American politics.
The only reason Radley beat you out is his writings consistently effect of exploding heads from sheer outrage.
I looked through this and saw that thanks to the unholy wickedness that is threaded comments, anyone who reads this from top to bottom will read my comments in almost exactly backward chronological order.
I bring this monstrosity to everyone's attention for purely observational purposes.
Did the dude in the shopping cart shotgun the beer?
I don't remember.
Looks like you reached 500 again.
come on man, you can't shotgun a bottle!
Of course, you could also just contribute to Grylliade and cut to the chase. Just sayin'.
I predict I'll be making further comments down-thread.
I was right!
LOL
I also predict one day this thread will link to the infamous salty ham tears thread. What about all you zombies?
I'm going in circles! Make it stop!
Win.
Yes I was aware of the ermm, shadow site. I read there sometimes but haven't commented as I assume that many go there to escape me and my Ilk.
you are welcome
There goes the neighborhood.
Splitters!
You know it had to happen. Where do I put my stuff?
How did Mangu Ward win least favorite contributor? I like her. You guys just have it in for nerd girls.
And don't forget it was KMW who first introduced us to Lobster Girl. Don't bite the hand that jobs you, fellas.
You want a Lobster Girl? I can get you a Lobster Girl, believe me. There are ways. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a Lobster Girl by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with side boob. These fucking amateurs...
Excuse me sir, would you please keep your voices down? This is a family website.
Aren't you supposed to ask "who ordered the chicken?"
Not at all! In fact, we're planning on publishing a Playboy style "Women of Libertarianism" calendar just as soon as there are twelve libertarian women.
Mangu, Howley, Postrell, DagnyT and Smacky are about it. And of course Warty is actually omnisexual so that might count for something. You are at best only half way there. By the time you get there you may only be able to publish it in one of those granny porn mags.
What ever happened to Smacky? She was smart, funny and easy on the eyes.
she is around sometime. I liked her to. I liked Dagny T to. She is very smart and funny. Sadly, it is a sausage fest around here rather than a clam bake.
So a "Women of Libertarianism" calendar featuring 12 months of Kerry is not in the offing? Set the goal for 5000 contributors and offer it for a $250 dollar pledge.
For a $2.5 million dollar pledge, they'll start work on a "Kerry Howley's Children" calendar.
"Liked" Dag? Is she dead?
No. She is still around. My typo. I like DagnyT
Thanks! 🙂
Claaaambake, goin' on a clambake.
No Jennifer? Or as a columnist she's now pro and lost her amateur status?
You flatter me, and have clearly never read my column. Only a raving amateur would be fool enough to think "You know what I ought to try doing? Make libertarian philosophy sound appealing to a bunch of left-wing Brits! Surely my eloquence and insight will overcome -- what the FUCK? I've been accused of being a self-hating female who betrayed the Feminist Sisterhood solely to get approval from icky patriarchal men!"
I'll let y'all know if any of that changes. Meanwhile, I'm thinking of making a career switch to "night-shift truck stop waitress" because I think the money would be better. Financially speaking, this "writing" business sucks the red hairy sulfurous balls of Satan. Thank God my patriarchal boyfriend makes enough money to subsidize my decorative ass.
Hi Jennifer!
I am lucky to be "involved" in the writing business from such a distance. I both envy and feel for you who try to make a living at that.
FrBunny is around, even on this thread. Doesn't she count?
And Bronwyn....
FrBunny definitely counts, she's much quicker with a snappy comeback than I am, too.
Oh yeah? Well your mother said... something gross... and likes sex... with lots of men. Unattractive men, even!
Would she like Warren's number?
*golf clap*
Lest we forget FrBunny. The Fr is short for Frau.
Or indeed, frrrrrrow
I didn't know that. So I guess they have six plus the ominisexual Warty.
I LOOM LARGE
I was going to mention my blogger buddy, but not sure if she counts herself as a true libertarian yet. Her handle is taken from a fictional Libertarian. Maybe a better graphics artest than I could include that character in a calendar?
It is also debatable if she counts as a true person or a true female.
The character doesn't count as a true person, but the person who posts here as Suki is both.
So you're saying you're a true person, John. I have my doubts.
Has anyone ever seen "John Tagliaferro" and "Suki" post on the same thread? Because I never have.
I think LOLA is doing a calendar.
They already have. I'm somewhat confused how this helps them attract more women to the liberty movement, but I guess as a fundraiser for them to do so it isn't a bad idea, though some women at the conference I was at where they presented objected.
Also, I was at a libertarian conference that was like 1/3 women.
Also, I was at a libertarian conference that was like 1/3 women.
No, Thomas Jefferson got them to count all women as 3 women. I can understand how compromises like that can be confusing.
Has anyone ever seen "John Tagliaferro" and "Suki" post on the same thread? Because I never have.
That is rare, but it has happened, even recently. However, I do not recall us ever posting from the same computer, even when visiting each other and we are normally in cities pretty distant from each other.
If it is such an issue for you I am sure the Administrator can 'splain it to you.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson|11.17.09 @ 2:36PM|#
Has anyone ever seen "John Tagliaferro" and "Suki" post on the same thread? Because I never have.
Then try reading more threads you slobbering weirdo.
Has anyone ever seen Nick Gillespie and the lobster in the same photo?
Has anyone ever seen Clark Kent and Spiderman at the same time?
Has anyone ever seen an elephant fly? And, if so, was it a zipper or button fly?
If you answered yes to any of these questions and your belief remains, um, firm for over four hours, call your physician immediately.
So you're saying you're a true person, John. I have my doubts.
Which John are you talking about? I could be a simulation.
John T's a replicant?
Naga Sadow,
Shhhh! I fixed that death thing. You didn't hear it from me.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson|11.17.09 @ 2:16PM|#
It is also debatable if she counts as a true person or a true female.
Such sexism. Of course a woman can be a person and a female at the same time.
I was going to mention my blogger buddy, but not sure if she counts herself as a true libertarian yet.
If I were prone to violence and if you were less into it I would SO TOTALLY MESS YOU UP NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!
I am small "l" now.
Going to kick your ass on the range after beloved boyfriend gets done teaching me all these "clay games."
*raises hand*
Female libertarian, here, so that makes a solid half-dozen. Where's Leah? And Jennifer?
Add, too, Doherty's wife, Angela, and
Suderman's fiancee, Megan. Probably a few cougars around from LP's heyday, too.
Megan, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't this supposed to be a list of libertarian women? Megan McCardle makes Kerry Howley seem more libertarian than Murray Rothbard.
Wasn't there a "Strippers for Ron Paul" movement back in the heady days of aught-eight? I seem to recall a "miche" who posted here getting some media, er, exposure during the campaign.
There's 11, then, assuming we can find miche.
Round out the calendar with a group shot, and we're set!
Oh, dear.
I'm her facebook friend from my angry high school blogging, Dallas-Morning-News-LTE-writing days.
Blogs existed when you were in high school? I am officially ineligible for the calendar.
My wife gets us to maybe 8.
I don't know, Bunny. If we start putting limits on eligibility, the qualifying pool will be too small.
IIRC, rana is of the female type, or am I disremembering?
Yes, rana and her concrete factory. 'Ugo probably has her in a reeducation camp.
stubby is also a woman.
And how about Miche?
Here she is.
Did anyone mention Hazel Meade?
Shit! How did we forget Hazel?
Let's not forget Libertarian Hotties: http://www.libhotties.com/
And yes, I am quoted, biotches.
Leah rarely posts here (she's more active over at the Agitator) which is good for me because then I can say mean things about her and still have dinner waiting for me when I get home. 😉
Someone had best be picking up dinner next time he talks smack...
(Hi Bronwyn!)
It's like "Connections" with David Burke in here, sometimes.
Jennifer use to be a stripper, so her too.
Well she posted here but that's about it for her libertarian cred.
Jennifer almost makes Megan McCardle appear "libertarian leaning".
Howley is NOT a libertarian.Not even remotely.
Howley is NOT a libertarian.Not even remotely.
How? I mean I really want to know why you think that. I like her articles.
Hey, you guys forgot about me.
Hi! Maybe the guys did but I didn't. But I don't get to play here much when the day star is out.
I, for one, like Mango and enjoy her posts.
And look at that dude sitting down with the beer bottle and tell me men are not discended from apes.
I thought it was David Spade about 2 minutes after contemplating his career.
Shadow site? I barely have enough time in the day to spawn my cogent snark all over Hit'n'Run, let alone some other libertarian blog.
Did the dude in the shopping cart shotgun the beer?
Oh, terrible!
Same here.
That's the site I tried to recruit you to. Unfortunately, your drugged out body easily tolerated the mind control drugs. Dammit.
some other libertarian blog
They're kinda, mostly Obamatarian if ya know what I mean.
Well, Wonkette has some of their own drinking games, but they're all wankers anyways.
Like X, I have barely enough time to be a dickhead on this site.
I thought it was because we were freemasons? Or so Dagny led me to believe.
Yup. Same here.
I don't even have enough time to be a standard lurker who used to post under his real name on one site.
Yeah, but how was Kenny Powers' cook out?
Freemasons? I thought you were Fremen!
I have no idea what's going on.
Let me let you in on a secret. I seldom have any idea what's going on.
Well, I can kill with a word . . .
Word.
Freemasons? I thought you were Fremen!
We are Devo.
You may never live it down...
For a site called Reason they sure have silly drinking games.
What do you expect from a buncha limited govt anarchists?
Since nobody else has said it - *drinks!*
The drinking game rules were better back when Postrel was editor.
H&R didn't even exist back when Postrel was editor.
Only in your universe. Universtist!
Hey you guys, they don't have a bar where I work.
Technically, the rules don't specify *what* one must drink.
Ah, so we have drinking rules to accomodate the Muslim and the Baptist readers? Wait, I am baptist and I drink alcohol. I need to study this more.
I'm not sure if the rules are accommodating, or simply incomplete. If the rule makers followed the excellent example set by the CFR, this oversight would have been quickly remedied.
Not having a bar at work, and having yet to follow through on my threat to stash a bottle of Tequila in my desk drawer, I'm left with a bottle of water, a large un-sweet tea, and an hours-old mug of coffee.
Largely unsatisfying, I must say.
C2H5OH content is understood and required.
No dispensation for Muslims or Mormons.
My study is complete. Blast off in 56 min.
That reminds me, I should check in over there more than once every six months.
Relax. I know your true identity. That should give you an idea of how long I've been lurking/posting over here.
None of my identities are true, all of them are false.
Well, it's cool that you would promote a Reason-defector's/critic's site!
When I was a state utility commissioner, an unofficial splinter group (of the national org) formed of commissioners who were free-market oriented, and who thought the national group was too anti-deregulation (I quickly joined that group, BTW) but the national organization did everything it could to shut us down, discredit us, including refusing to allow the group to meet in any hotel conference rooms already rented for the NARUC conference. It was pretty pathetic and just tacky. Leave it Reason to live its free-speech principles. Gosh, promote the opposition AND ask for money at the same time ? I love it!
grylliade isn't really opposition, it's more of a safe haven from the LoneWacko and Dan T types. Matt didn't link to the favorite Reason writer poll, ferinstance.
Doesn't look like it's safe anymore. Security by obscurity always fails in the end. Your site will be overrun with Beanos any day now.
lol! no kidding dude
http://www.google.com/douche
Gah! ART POG is an anonymity bot!
We have the mighty Ellie-wielded Banhammer. I'm not worried.
Also, some of the writers have contributed over at the shadow site.
Have some fish tacos with your drink:
http://www2.nationalreview.com.....1609_A.jpg
SugarFree, are you browsing this thread?
Just checked out http://www.grylliade.org/ how much did you help Suki with my series? She helped a lot with all four books (more than she admits), I remember her forwarding some character development advice from you too. (used Teh Google)
I liked the comment over there that I am her boyfriend/fiance/husband, lol. Her "beloved" might get a kick out of that if it has not gotten annoying for him yet.
BTW, your "Lonewacko the Novel" is still on the blog.
Home sick today, but lurking between naps.
Just a little help, really. More general character development stuff.
Thanks. Would not want to rob you of the proper credit. In the middle of editing "The Collection" and it is making my brain fuzzy going over stuff I wrote the first half of the year.
I thought it was more than a little and thank you both. John is quite generous with the compliments in THIS thread.
For anybody interested, SF told us to not make the characters too perfect, so we started coming up with flaws.
If you guys do significantly better than your goal of 500, does Lobster Girl's bikini top come off?
I am still betting on the release of "Lobster Girl: The Snuff Film".
Rumor has it that for 1000 new donors she does a porno with Carpet Humping Guy.
Whatever happened to Carpet Humping Guy? Over at grylliade there's an entire forum devoted to him!
She can do better than Carpet Humping Guy.
Man, I feel bad about leaving. It wasn't intentional, it just sort of....happened. Between other distractions and stuff at work, my attention faded, and then faded more, and then...
Sorry.
We'll always keep the light on, and the welcome-carpet out!
Are you hinting that we can meet Lobster Girl at a Motel 6?
I don't think Gillespie likes having his hair referred to that way, Matt.
Don't put the carpet out. Then that dude will want to hump it.
and we'll keep Carpet Humping guy off the welcome mat too
damn, sage beat me to it
But does the carpet match the drapes?
I'm sure you have your hands busy with joe, Dr. T.
Same thing my ex-wife said to me.
God-dammed monkey-stealing physicist.
Damn, I feel like such a n00b. I've bee
No tour of Grylliade is complete without a visit to our (now sadly antiquated) H&R Comics, accessible at http://www.grylliade.org/node/1208 .
(We should really start a new thread for those.)
Yes, Virginia, the magazine has gone downhill since Posterel left.
For one thing, she looks better in leather.
Every woman looks better in leather. Especially any leather from some critter labeled "endangered".
Here's what I meant upthread:
Damn, I feel like such a n00b. I've been reading Reason regularly since about 2003, and this is the first I've heard of Grylliade. [whine]Why wasn't I notified?[/whine]
I am a much more recent visitor, but was unaware too.
There goes the Grylliadehood.
Just don't let it get declared "blighted" then you are in for some long trouble.
We ARE "blighted" and like it that way.
Will set a Google Alert for your Eminent Domain challenge then.
Grylliade is a decent name for a gated community. I'm going to start looking for investors now.
Good idea. Get the investors on line forst and leverage with graft and corruption.
It's a shame the Grylliade wiki was lost -- apparently, its endowment was all invested with Bernie Madoff or something like that -- else we could be waxing nostalgic about Dan T-ism, the official Grylliade religion and many other relics of the past like Bailey Disclaimers and Julian Sanchez's highly selective sex life.
As long as it's give-the-middle-finger-to-longtime-posters-with-hideouts day at H&R, let's not forget the salty ham tears thread.
Fuck!
11/08/06 NEVER FORGET!
Shit, I can't believe it's been three years since that thread!
High Number must have been really, really, very bored that Thursday. O_o
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wow, bonus points to High Number!
No shit. He might have just succeeded in validating threaded comments.
That was uncredible! Was 10/22/09 on a long weekend or something?
Jesus.
lol and wow
WTF? URKOBOLD gets no love? Despite the fact that at least 10% of our posters have donated? Despite our valiant attempts to expose the calumny of the trolls who infest H&R?
I'm cancelling my (new) damn subscription, because: the magazine was better when Postel edited it; and for a magazine called Reason, I haven't seen any articles on logic; also, you guys killed the Ron Paul campaign single handed while totally kissing his ass. In addition, I heard the subscriptions were going to be sent through the US Mail, making you total and utter hypocrites. Finally, all the Reason staffers voted for Obama, despite the fact that some didn't.
Watch out Matt, lest you wind up in a crappy cartoon on some disrespected website someday...
I am going to have a large bar bill tonight, no matter how low-rent I go.
Thanks, BP, thanks.
If it's any consolation, URKOBOLD got some love from me today.
And didn't Balko post about your blog on Facebook? It's the circle of libertarian life.
Reason's webathon has been a lovefest of sorts. It's like attending Woodstock, but without being subjected to John Sebastian and Sha Na Na.
Love is nice, but cash is nicer.
Your comment was almost perfect, BakedPenguin, until you got here:
all the Reason staffers voted for Obama, despite the fact that some didn't.
The correct conclusion was: "all the Reason staffers voted for Obama, because they're just Republicans who want to smoke pot."
Drink!
No, no Jesse, the correct conclusion is "all the Reason staffers voted for Obama, except for Weigel who voted for Cynthia McKinney."
"[E]xcept for Weigel who voted for is Cynthia McKinney."
PL! That was mean. 😉
Make that 50%--I donated.
Look! There it is again!
Arghh.... fixed, thanks, etc.
Also, Matt, thanks for killing my property values over at Grylliade.
No one answered me where I can put my stuff.
Put it in that '73 Camaro out front.
I think the '73 Camaro on blocks in your front yard already did that.
Hugh, you fool! You've doomed us all! Doomed!
Nah. I'm sure everything will be alright . . . eventually.
Looks like they reached 500 again.
Yen, pesos, or Zimbabwean dollars?
In donor units.
Donuts?
I knew you were a cop!
Why the hate, wereSuki?
wereSuki?
How should I know? We are in different States. But she usually does not intertube from her office.
Why the hate
What hate? Your thin veil fell when you tricked yourself with the old donut trick.
LOL it looks like I've gotten some people here pretty well smashed since I started posting.
D.A.,
write me down for posing for the month of July...
My birthday's in July. It's like a double whammy of awesome for me!
hey naga, it's rana... why doesnt my name appear?
Que?
It does.
I've run into that glitch myself. Some would chalk it up to a software bug but I know better.
It's the squirrel.
It's always the squirrel.
Excellent, Mr. DNA. I'll make sure you're next in line for a cookie.
Cut me some slack, Jesse. By that point, I'd already had like 6 drinks.
So you were half-baked and half-sauced?
Or just half-assed.
I must abstain from the drinking games tonight. Forgot to stop by the beer-gettin' store and have to work in the morning. Sober 🙁
No.
On the off-chance this is the real Steve Smith, let me ask you something in your own language. I've been dying know your answer for months now.
GARRRRRRRRRRRRGH OOK ARRRRRR OOORRRRRRR GAAAARRRRRR GGORRRRRRRRR RAPE?
"The new reason calendar features 12 months of Warty, in all his horrific glory. Steel-wool like body hair, huge hemorrhoids, a penis more twisted than NutraSweet's soul, and his ever-present maniacal leer greet you each morning for the whole year. Buy now and support the jerkoffs at reason!"
December is a Steve Smith-Warty rape scene. It was beyond the scope of safety to determine who was doing the raping.
Fuck you, I have great abs.
I heard you have a 30-pack. Like Coors Light.
It turns blue when cold?
And specially marked carton also act as iPod speakers.
Huh?
These things.
And specially marked carton also act as iPod speakers.
I hate posting from home, posting from home. I repeat repeat myself self more when I'm here here. Blerg.
This magazine has gone downhill since Postrel left. She never would have blown the lid on "you know what".
Hep individuals like myself already knew about the grylliade.
Usage of "hep" to describe oneself is considered a non-grylliade activity.
Hey, I didn't say I posted on the grylliade, just that I knew about the grylliade (I think Naga blew the cover on these hallowed pages).
Negative, bro. How do you think I found out? There have been quite a few.
To be fair, that *does* sound like something you would do.
Hm, guess Welch got tired of his bosses putting out their cigarettes on his thigh because he couldn't make bank, so he decided to break out the big guns. Sorry big guy, can't squeeze blood from a stone.
Yet, oddly, Shem, I note that the Statue of Liberty is now completely under water.
Shortly after this bleg post went up. Coincidence? I think not.
This is classic corporatism disguised as libertarianism. Dump toxic waste into the ocean so that people are forced to swim in your private swimming pool. We're on to you Welch!!!
Looks like 500....You set the bar to low...
Female libertarian, here, so that makes a solid half-dozen. Where's Leah? And Jennifer?
Jennifer is mostly at Grylliade, which is superior to Reason because it has neither threaded comments nor Dondero nor LoneWacko.
Of course, the site also got more new registrants in the past hour than in the whole previous year. Thanks a heap, Matt!
Forgot to mention: next time you're having a party, let me know so I can print up lots of advertising flyers and paste them on the walls of the local mental asylum for you. No, really, I'd be pleased as punch to do this. Returning the favor, ya know.
See, if the Grylliaders had coughed up some dough for Reason, they probably wouldn't be going through this right now.
Of course, it is kind of incumbent on the extortionist to provide a warning first. Bad form, Matt.
Yeah, sure, that's what Halderman thought when he tried to sell David Letterman his "story idea" for $2 million, too.
Actually the Grylliade already had it's grovelathon. I don't remember how much we raised, but it was comparable to the stimulus package. Of course we got hot girl on girl action in place of bumper sticker and coffee mug schwag.
It's a shame the Grylliade wiki was lost -- apparently, its endowment was all invested with Bernie Madoff or something like that -- else we could be waxing nostalgic about Dan T-ism, the official Grylliade religion and many other relics of the past like Bailey Disclaimers and Julian Sanchez's highly selective sex life.
I'm not sure, but I think the original Gospels of Dan T. might be on my old computer's hard drive. I remember compiling them on a boring afternoon when I was supposed to be doing actual productive work, and I tweaked the prophecies to ensure I'd be granted Phone Whore of Babylon status, mainly because I already have red hair, and look damned good in purple.
I'm actually kind of relieved that Steve Smith showed up on this thread, because every minute that he spends pounding angrily on a keyboard is sixty less seconds he can spend raping hikers. And don't try to tell me he's doing both -- sasquatch are notoriously bad at multitasking.
I have little sympathy for the hikers. They bring it on themselves. Everyone knows the scent of flannel and gorp is like Axe Body Spray in the commercials for Steve Smith.
Terrific. I had always planned to register at grylliade -- someday.
Now if I do I'll look like a newbie/wannabe. Fuck it.
Party at Harding's tomb next Nov. 3. Mark it.
Never mind. Turns out I AM registered there.
I need to lay off the meth.
Look at it this way, Citizen -- would you want to join any club that would have you as a member?
Exactly. How do I withdraw?
Even if you leave, they'll keep 15% of your comments for the next ten years.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!
TOO LATE, CHUMP
What the hell?!?!
Reason wiki gets no love..
Instead we are stuck with Grylliade?
I have never even heard of it.
joshua, how long has it been since anyone's updated the wiki? Last time i checked, it didn't even mention me, and everyone knows i totally bring all the flava to this site.
Whatev, dykefucker.
The real crime? Not a peep about me or Epi.
It must be because we're so huge that no one felt a need to write us down. Yeah.
(sobs quietly)
[totally not gay hug]
Doing that twice is so gay.
[totally not gay hug]
Ok, that second one was kinda gay. Kinda really gay. NTTAWWT
Yeah. I agree.
http://reason.wikia.com/wiki/Xeones
Weird!
And I did read the post! No hard feelings.
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ATTENTION
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RULE #5 HAS BEEN AMENDED
It now reads
5. It's tow the lion
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that is all
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So that is where you went.
Grylliade stole Warren!!
It's more like one of those Ransom Of Red Chief deals, actually.
So where's my fucking name already?
So ... we're good, right? I mean, things can get back to normal now?
For a site called Reason, what the hell were you thinking switching to threaded comments?
Did I really place in the Favorite poll? I must have impostor syndrome, coz I always think "I can't post to Reason anymore: they all know what a worthless fraud I am!"
It figures when I got a mental illness it would be a girly thing like impostor syndrome.
Timmy, speaking for the Grylliade hivemind, I can say that we love you. You are every bit as relevant to us as the libertarian movement is to American politics.
The only reason Radley beat you out is his writings consistently effect of exploding heads from sheer outrage.
Aw shucks. Thanks. I really appreciate that, it's an honor just to be nominated, etc.
Tim, you are far from a worthless fraud. You are the most worthwhile fraud at Reason.
I looked through this and saw that thanks to the unholy wickedness that is threaded comments, anyone who reads this from top to bottom will read my comments in almost exactly backward chronological order.
I bring this monstrosity to everyone's attention for purely observational purposes.
I call shenanigans.
http://reason.com/blog/2006/07.....is-blog-is
(As a somewhat informally trained historian, I am not at all surprised by the misattribution.)
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Will Massachusetts players be required by law to wear helmets?
no, only Massachusetts voters.
HAHA!!
No idea what i was talking about back then.
oh hay hai gaiz.