And the Mascots I Have Trapped Have All Become My Pets

I don't know what's more tragic: The fact that a college kid is willing to go homeless in his single-minded pursuit of changing college football's Bowl Championship Series system, or the fact that he's doing so not near the Indianapolis headquarters of the National Collegiate Athletic Association, but rather in Washington, D.C.

Even though his choice of city is inarguably more expensive (and filled with more malarial filth-creatures), in terms of proximity to change-agents, it's probably (and crazy-makingly) the right one. Here's hoping the kid's family, at the least, can talk some sense into him.