Remy: Trump vs. Harris Debate Song (I Don't Care Parody)
Remy fails to fit in at the presidential debate.
HD DownloadCivil liberties take a back seat on the big stage.
Parody of Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber's "I Don't Care" written by Remy; performed by Remy; mastering and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.
LYRICS:
I'm at a party I don't wanna be at
And I don't even wear a suit and tie, yeah
Like a goose in Springfield, Ohio
Being here is not great for my neck
Shall we announce it today?
We are all against the surveillance state? Oh yeah?
Don't think I fit in at this party…
Everyone's listing all their fears
Things have gotten worse in many ways
Who's been in charge the last eight years?
Don't you both care?
That we're hopelessly in debt?
About this surprise prostate check?
As they fight, we're losing our rights
Maybe it's not so bad
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh—
Can you stop? Sorry
Don't think I fit in at this party
Who'll end the tax on property?
Full stop, period, semi-colon!
It's actually a full colon
I said stop
Sorry
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I much prefer Kevin Meany's song:
https://youtu.be/PG-qCyYZRms
Short. Poor Remy has TSA-Remy permanently living in his colon now.
NO! That is SOOO wrong! Poor Remy has TSA-Remy permanently living in his SEMI-colon now!
And YOU obliviously have the Amphibian People living in your brain rent-free!!!
Not just the Amphibian people, the Lizard people as well.
Do they fight in there? If so, when they are done, can we eat left-over frog-legs? (My French ancestry is cumming out, me-thinks!)
Iguana is delicious. Easier to cook to perfection than frog.
Do they eat cats?
This Remy guy is really lame. Stupid, cringey stuff like this is why I would never recommend Reason to anyone.
Yes we understand your morman self could never recomend reason.
Well, we found something to agree on!
Found at the Bulwark: "And then there’s Taylor Swift... Since her endorsement of Harris, there’s been a noticeable surge of voter registration among young people, especially young women." Good news for Chase Oliver and K Harris. Not so good for Dogburger Drumpf. With Jesus Caucus anarcho-nazis infiltrating the LP we assuredly will NOT draw off millions of Dem votes as in 2016. What the Dems need are more simian rednecks making an ordurama of the Reason comments section till every thinking woman mentally connects Libertarian with Christian National Socialism, George Wallace Dixieland and Nicolae Ceausescu's Rumanian girl-slavery and jugend-coops.