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Watch Matt Welch Bash Workplace Drug Testing and Trump's Ferguson Affect on Red Eye

Tune into Fox News at 3 a.m. ET for ugly Pennsylvanians, cultish Bernie fans, sexist Marvel casting, and more

I will be appearing tonight on the great Fox News current events/humor program Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue at 3 a.m., along with comedians Joe DeVito and Sam Roberts, plus regulars Joanne Nosuchinsky and TV's Andy Levy. Subjects are slated to include:

* Hillary Clinton surrogate Ed Rendell saying that Donald Trump's leering sexism will hurt him because there's "probably more ugly women in America than attractive women."

* Trump saying, erroneously, that the city of Ferguson, Missouri is "among the most dangerous in the world."

* Actress Frances Fisher getting all creepy about Bernie Sanders.

* Employers getting all sad-faced because they can't find people willing or able to pass a stupid drug test.

As a palate-cleanser, here's a little clip from the last time I was on, about D.C. license plates:

Photo Credit: YouTube

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  • Crusty Juggler||

    Clint did.

  • Playa Manhattan.||

  • DOOMco||

    Shit. Thats terrible.

  • Playa Manhattan.||

    Yeah.

    Best case scenario: Shitty Airbus problems.

    The other scenario: Likely President Trump.

  • Winston||

    The other scenario: Likely President Trump.

    Can't tell if sarcasm.

  • Winston||

    Or a statement that Muslim Terrorists will elect Trump...

  • Playa Manhattan.||

    If there's a major terrorist attack before the election, particularly with American victims, Trump will win by a landslide.

  • PapayaSF||

    No kidding. Any newsworthy terror attack, migrant trouble, or illegal alien crime helps him. And what unexpected news would help Hillary? Hard to think of any.

    Interesting: among the 66 aboard were three security personnel.

  • Playa Manhattan.||

    I don't see how they could prevent either scenario. Can't fly a broken plane, and their bodies can't stop a bomb from blowing up a plane.

  • PapayaSF||

    I'm not saying they could have helped in either scenario. However, it makes a traditional hijacking seem unlikely, and wow, that's a high percentage of security people. What's the energy cost and economic drain of 4.5% non-paying passengers?

  • Agammamon||

    Yuge.

  • DOOMco||

    Please be best case.

  • Jerryskids||

    Trump's buddy Putin shot it down. Accidentally.

  • Winston||

    Actress Frances Fisher getting all creepy about Bernie Sanders.

    That's one thing Clint and Bernie have in Common.

    Or: Frances Fisher knows her natural disasters

    Or: Frances Fisher knows how evil the rich are she played one in a movie.

  • gagster||

    Even though I don't take drugs, I can't pass a drug test because I refuse to take them.

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    You know the rays between the suns lifting the dreams of your frank jarring connections are the swans gliding on the deft reactions of your circumspect for sureness you plan so well to be so goddamn magical and tone tapping
    You know the deep very dark wells they planted on your invisible chest unleash energy none of them expected but is deemed to be under fuckin powered because power without elitist cheese manifestations is pea soup seasoned by lost visions.
    Knowing is laser and rending the heavy veil cannot be done by those invested in resisting the stony glades of their causes.

  • Agile Cyborg||

    soft wands lisp over the lofting petals of my gaze
    they straight edge the glories of my warm kingdom and
    the level liquid prances with molecules distracting the dreams of
    those dredging the brains of the gods for cells that will oceanic life earth

  • Agile Cyborg||

    stone wails are lost in the walls of poems
    uttered in the ghost piercings my love
    we surged across the screams of the girls
    wandering into the deep mists of rainbows
    and only their vapor fears twisted from the
    cries of the mothers while the fathers ran
    onto the edges of the cliffs and shouted at the
    moving billowing lost fogs as it slowly slanted
    from all the eyes with its dangerous understandings

    ...but under the deep granite the lost voices grabbed
    legs and shattered the neon ledges dripping the wasted
    times and warnings. So they see times of dragons swirl the solar staves and rusty nightmare

  • Agile Cyborg||

    a man i knew once could peel back time but he bled to death in front of my visions and i found this more mysterious than wandering through the steep glass of mystical mirrotd

  • Agile Cyborg||

    cleaving the surface of the spinning rotund monster rock
    let us seek the peace of safety

  • Sombody||

    Been completely clean for a long time now. Too lazy to force myself a swig of the alchy.... I don't know if I'm healthier this way or not.

    I have a much more active mind, that's for sure.

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  • μ Aggressor||

    is this show filmed in the middle of the night or just broadcast then?

  • gagster||

    It's just aired then. It's recorded sometime during the day.

  • عيون||

    may be his is the president

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