Obama Ready for War, Measles Still Spreading, Journalists Think U.S. Government Is Spying on Them: A.M. Links

• President Obama is poised to ask Congress for an ISIS war permission slip.  
• The U.S. Department of Agriculture considers taking the radical step of only providing farm subsidies to actual farmers. 
• There have now been at least 102 confirmed measles cases in 14 states since the start of 2015.  
• It's that point where we all pretend panic that Congress is actually going to stop funding the Department of Homeland Security. 
• Jim Antle asks the important questions: Is The New Republic trolling libertarians, or just plain clueless?
• SEX SLAVES IN AMERICA!!!!!!!! Stop me if you've heard this one before…
• The important part of this article is that Texas laws states "that you can't shoot bears out of the second floor of a window" and "one of their cities has a law that says that women can only have six dildos." 
• Sixty-four percent of investigative journalists believe the U.S. government is spying on them. 
• The unemployment rate rose slightly, from 5.6 to 5.7 percent, in January.