Obama Ready for War, Measles Still Spreading, Journalists Think U.S. Government Is Spying on Them: A.M. Links

(White House/Instagram)

President Obama is poised to ask Congress for an ISIS war permission slip.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture considers taking the radical step of only providing farm subsidies to actual farmers.
There have now been at least 102 confirmed measles cases in 14 states since the start of 2015.
It's that point where we all pretend panic that Congress is actually going to stop funding the Department of Homeland Security.
Jim Antle asks the important questions: Is The New Republic trolling libertarians, or just plain clueless?
SEX SLAVES IN AMERICA!!!!!!!! Stop me if you've heard this one before…
The important part of this article is that Texas laws states "that you can't shoot bears out of the second floor of a window" and "one of their cities has a law that says that women can only have six dildos."
Sixty-four percent of investigative journalists believe the U.S. government is spying on them.
The unemployment rate rose slightly, from 5.6 to 5.7 percent, in January.