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Pregnancy

Pregnant Women Database?

Plus: Isaac Asimov's predictions, protests in Tbilisi, California's AI regulations, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 5.13.2024 9:30 AM

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Pregnancy.gov: Sen. Katie Britt (R–Ala.) introduced a bill on Thursday that would, according to The Guardian, create a "federal database to collect data on pregnant people." Jezebel says it will "prey on pregnant women." Raw Story calls it a "'Handmaid's Tale'-type proposal to 'register' pregnant women." A viral tweet described it as "a clear plan to help Trump monitor and potentially prosecute women who have abortions."

None of this is true. The bill would create an unnecessary website—pregnancy.gov—that would provide resources on pregnancy, birth, and adoption providers. It would provide grants to nonprofits that cater to this group, with abortion providers exempt (as this is a bill introduced by Senate Republicans). The bill would "require states to apply child support obligations to the time period during pregnancy, if so requested by the mother," which could mean women get a little more cash from estranged partners to prepare for the birth of a child. Users of the website could add their contact information if they would like, but they would not be required to, nor would a database attempt to log all the pregnant women in the country.

The bill seems pretty pointless. These are resources that already exist, so there is no reason to spend any federal government money or time on this.

But it's also innocuous. This doesn't turn American women into mere incubators (and many pregnant woman would probably appreciate the boosted child-support benefits). The dystopian headlines just aren't true.

One of the bill's co-sponsors, Sen. Steve Daines (R–Mont.), touted the legislation in a statement: "Raising kids takes a village, and we should be doing everything we can to support new moms before and after they welcome a new baby."

The federal government should not and cannot be that village, and littering the web with another .gov website ain't gonna be the thing that alleviates hardship for a struggling new mother. Community is frequently forged locally and in person, and this bill, trotted out for Mother's Day, would do very little to make women's lives easier.

Noem vs. Natives: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, a Republican who recently made headlines by disclosing that she shot her dog and fabricating a meeting with North Korea's Kim Jong Un, is now amusingly barred from visiting about 20 percent of her state. "The Yankton Sioux Tribe voted Friday to ban Noem from their land in southeastern South Dakota just a few days after the Sisseton-Wahpeton Ovate tribe took the same action," reports the Associated Press. "The Oglala, Rosebud, Cheyenne River and Standing Rock Sioux tribes had already taken action to keep her off their reservations."

Noem has a story about why they don't like her.

"We've got some tribal leaders that I believe are personally benefiting from the [drug] cartels being there, and that's why they attack me every day," Noem said at a forum in March. "But I'm going to fight for the people who actually live in those situations, who call me and text me every day and say, 'Please, dear governor, please come help us in Pine Ridge. We are scared.'"

It's not clear what Noem is referring to, exactly. There have been some reports of cartels embedding themselves in reservations—NBC has a long report of how this has happened in Montana—and it's true that many reservations have big drug addiction problems. "Right now it's as if fentanyl is raining on our reservation," Marvin Weatherwax, Jr., a representative in the Montana state House who also serves on the Blackfeet Tribal Business Council, told NBC. But Noem hasn't pointed to anything specific that's happening in South Dakota. She seems to just kind of be jousting with Natives to position herself as a Republican veep contender.

Noem has, to her credit, called for an audit of how federal funds are being used by South Dakota's tribes, alleging corruption. (In my view, audits of how federal funds are used are pretty much always a good idea.)


Scenes from New York: The latest victim of NYC crime? Actor Steve Buscemi, who was punched in the face last Wednesday while walking in Kips Bay, Manhattan. I have always been in favor of law and order, but I feel even more passionately about this stance now that one of our national treasures has been harmed.


QUICK HITS

  • Califonia's proposed AI regulations, like SB 1047, "impose a whole bunch of safety requirements on companies building foundational models," writes Noah Smith at his Substack. "I wonder if regulations like this can actually be implemented as written. SB 1047 demands that AI companies know all sorts of things that their model can and can't do before the model is trained on the data. As far as I know, that's not even possible; you don't really know what a model can do before it's trained."
  • A couple used Notion, the productivity software tool, to organize their love life, keeping track of each other's love languages, sweet date-night memories, and friends they hope to set up. The internet reacted quite venomously.
  • "Georgia's parliament green-lit a final vote on a proposed law that critics see as a threat to media freedom and the country's aspirations to join the European Union on Monday," reports the Associated Press. Protests erupted:

Absolutely massive anti-Russian protests in Tbilisi right now.

In size, reminiscent of Kyiv 2014. No coincidence that it's for the same reason. pic.twitter.com/ygAVC4NYJG

— Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) May 11, 2024

  • Donald Trump is leading in five key states, according to recent polling data.
  • Isaac Asimov's predictions from 1981, excerpted by Tyler Cowen on Marginal Revolution.

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  1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

    Oh boy, another government website.
    I’m sure it will run as smoothly as all the other ones they fucked up.

    1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      None of this is true.

      Has Liz never heard of Internet cookies? Or the saying: "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"?
      https://youtu.be/PpwJ1n7g1pM?si=k-RXwP-ABjveg002

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        One of the bill's co-sponsors, Sen. Steve Daines (R–Mont.), touted the legislation in a statement: "Raising kids takes a village, and we should be doing everything we can to support new moms before and after they welcome a new baby."

        The federal government should not and cannot be that village, and littering the web with another .gov website ain't gonna be the thing that alleviates hardship for a struggling new mother. Community is frequently forged locally and in person, and this bill, trotted out for Mother's Day, would do very little to make women's lives easier.

        So say it without saying it that Conservative Republicans and even ostensible Libertarians have embraced the Welfare State and Collectivism. Here's where Liz is sadly mistaken.

        1. ObviouslyNotSpam   1 year ago

          Well, there's always the "don't take it seriously/it was just a joke/to trigger the libs" excuse if the blowback gets to be too intense. I'm sure the Democrats say the same thing when they float new gun control ideas...

          1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

            The Democratic Party does and they're equally full of shit. No one who wants power over other human beings ever deliberately does anything to foil their own ends.

          2. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

            The irony is that the gun control bills are trying to take something away, while this pregnancy website proposal is trying to help add something.

            Maybe that’s what’s really setting the Fembarker pundits off–it not only rebukes their anti-natalism, but the Malthusian impulses of the modern left in general.

            For fuck’s sake, it’s even designed to help get child support before the kid is even born, which has been a “women’s rights” thing for a long time. That alone should make this shit DOA, especially in states where the woman can abort at any time up through the point where the infant’s feet exit the magic birth canal trip.

            1. Well Adjusted Biden Guy   1 year ago

              Libertarians are now reduced to arguing that innocuous and superfluous legislation (personally I don’t buy it as such… a pregnancy website proposed by an Alabamian nanny-stater? Uh, eww) is a-ok, apparently.

              A

              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                Yes, leftists hate it when their nonsense emotive wailing is identified as such.

                And I'm hardly against abortion--I've stated plenty of times that your side needs to be offered incentives to abort as many of your spawn as possible, including $100 bounties and Amazon gift cards. Nits become lice, after all.

          3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

            Another fun fact is that "Dances With Wolves" was actually set in Comanche territory, not Lakota (it got changed mainly because Costner needed a preserve with a large buffalo herd on it already). Stands with a Fist is based off of Cynthia Parker, Quanah Parker's mother, and the part in the movie where Ten Bears pulls out the conquistador helmet and talks about the Spanish and the Texans is a continuity error that reveals that as well.

            That's what makes the buffalo hunt scene in the movie rather amusing, in hindsight--none of the Lakota in that band have apparently ever used a gun, but in reality they traded for guns going back to the fur trade years, especially the Brule. Same with the Comanche, who acquired guns in their raids.

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

              Woops that went in the wrong thread.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    …create a “federal database to collect data on pregnant people.

    HANDMAID’S TAIL INCOMING

    1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

      (Edit for misspelling)

      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

        Why edit for misspelling?

        1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

          Certain pansexual athiests find misspelling very triggering.

          Do better.

          1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

            Nah it'll be fine

          2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

            No, only if the same mistakes are done by the same people expecting the same credence...and who don't even bother correcting their mistakes!

            Refer back to your Trademark slogan when in doubt.

    2. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

      Gidaddaheah! It's prolly just another harmless Alabama ruse to burn Beatles albums and maybe shoot a couple hundred black people here and there--to Make America Great like Wallace said. Trump's own Lizard assures us there is nothing to worry about. Marjorie sez it's a great way to nullify the 19th Amendment

      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

        Actually if you want to shoot a couple hundred black people, Chicago is a much better place. They have been doing it for years and nobody cares.

        https://heyjackass.com

        The Chicago shot clock. More then 100 in May so far

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          But they aren't dying so crime is down!

          1. Social Justice is neither   1 year ago

            The uncontrolled shooting is why Democrats are against gun control, too many dead blank men if the shots were controlled.

      2. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        Comment needs more girl bulliers and spoiler votes, hank.

    3. Eeyore   1 year ago

      It's just common sense pregnancy control.

    4. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      Freudian slip for Puritan MILF cosplay?
      🙂
      😉

    5. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      Handmaid's Tail

      I think I've seen that one.

    6. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

      There has to be a porn flick called The Handmaid's Tail.

    7. Chumby   1 year ago

      This database would be a miscarriage of justice.

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        Why yes, yes it would be, Spicoli! And a waste of our time and money!

      2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        By the way, welcome back! Your punnery is always a treat!

  3. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

    B list actor gets mugged, law and order is now important!

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DON'T!

      1. ObviouslyNotSpam   1 year ago

        Donnie?

        1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

          I guess don't look nows real name could be donnie

  4. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    The Yankton Sioux Tribe voted Friday to ban Noem from their land in southeastern South Dakota just a few days after the Sisseton-Wahpeton Ovate tribe took the same action...

    She failed to use every part of the dog.

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      Indians using every part of the animal = good.
      White people using every part of the animal = bad (see complaints about balogna and Hotdogs)

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        And glue, and bone meal fertilizer.

        The US Army often gets all the blame for wiping out the bison, but by 1830 the Comanche and their allies on the southern plains were killing about 280,000 bison a year, which was near the limit of sustainability for that region. The new combination of firearms and horses had made hunting easier than ever before, and they were the ones just taking the tongue and the hide and leaving the rest.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

          And it wasn't even really the Army, it was the railroad companies and the fur trade in general, such as riders doing stupid shit like taking potshots at herds from the moving trains. The hunters fucked up the bison population the same way the trappers fucked up the beaver population 50 years before that.

          The industrialization of wool and cotton textile factories did as much to stop the bison hunts as Rooseveltian nostalgia for the passing of the west did.

        2. A Thinking Mind   1 year ago

          Yeah, the “using every part of the buffalo” cliche is a myth. If you want to find a use for every part of the buffalo, ask a capitalist, not a tribesman.

          1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

            Funny, Ted Nugent said it about the Indigeonous tribes, so there's some cognitive dissonance for MAGA-ites to chew on like tongue jerky.
            🙂
            😉

    2. Ron   1 year ago

      Most tribes are reliant on the government hence lean left any way so any excuse is good enough to make a republican look bad.
      Note: Pine ridge has the lowest life expectancy rate of any group and definately alcohol issues

      1. Quicktown Brix   1 year ago

        any excuse is good enough to make a republican look bad.

        No excuse needed here. Noem is doing the heavy lifting making herself look bad.

  5. JesseAz   1 year ago

    In a case regarding falsifying business records, paralegal from prosecutions office admits on stand to falsifying phone records between Stormy and Cohen. This an actual felony.

    What is with anti trump prosecutors altering evidence?

    https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/all-things-trump/call-records-between-michael-cohen-and-stormy-daniels-ex-attorney

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      Well if the person you are going after is innocent you need to make up evidence

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Or make up crimes.

    2. ObviouslyNotSpam   1 year ago

      Which felony are you referring to?

      1. Diarrheality   1 year ago

        Paralegal Testimony: Alvin Bragg’s Office Tampered With Evidence

        Tampering with evidence is a class E felony in the Empire State under New York Consolidation Laws, Penal Law § 215.40, which states in part:

        A person is guilty of tampering with physical evidence when: Believing that certain physical evidence is about to be produced or used in an official proceeding or a prospective official proceeding, and intending to prevent such production or use, he suppresses it by any act of concealment, alteration or destruction, or by employing force, intimidation or deception against any person.

    3. Rick James   1 year ago

      What, you're surprised the guy who brings up dubious charges in a weaponized prosecution wouldn't falsify evidence? The first part is the hard part, the second part is the easy part.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        More shocked there is a large segment of self declared libertarians still saying these aren’t political and not noticing all these state abuses.

    4. Commenter_XY   1 year ago

      POTUS Trump will be convicted of something in NYC. After last week, it is a certainty.

    5. Social Justice is neither   1 year ago

      They're leftists so they don't need to be correct about anything because they are "morally correct" as far as their sociopathic ideology is concerned

  6. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Actor Steve Buscemi, who was punched in the face last Wednesday while walking in Kips Bay, Manhattan.

    Did you see what he did in Con Air?

    1. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Mock Lynyrd Skynyrd fans?

      Personally, I think Escape From L.A. earned him the punch in the face.

      1. Chumby   1 year ago

        Thought he was rather chipper in Fargo.

  7. JesseAz   1 year ago

    UN begrudgingly reduces the number of women and children advertised as killed by Israel in half. Maybe it was just Covid the entire time.

    https://m.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800772

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Sarcasmic and his 30,000 figure hardest hit.

      Yesterday the retarded fuck condemned me for hating Hamas, and in case you all think it was just a typical sarc-is-drunk fuckup, he's condemned me for hating Nazis in the past too.

      No, really.

      1. ObviouslyNotSpam   1 year ago

        Get an arena.

      2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

        Cute. You're trying to be Jesse now by telling lies in an attempt to goad me into defending myself. Sorry not sorry girlfriend. I'm not playing.

        1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          FUCK YOU, YOU LYING LITTLE SHITHEAD!

          Right here, folks: https://reason.com/2024/05/12/the-future-of-porn-is-consensual-deepfakes/?comments=true#comment-10557680

          1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

            You’re delusional if you really think that comment was condemning you for hating Hamas. You said Biden was protecting Hamas, I said that if that's true then he's doing a shitty job and explained why, then you flipped out and went on the attack.

            1. JesseAz   1 year ago

              You didnt mention or refer to Biden once.

            2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

              Sarcasmic - "You responded to some strawman using numbers from a source you hate."

              That "source" was Hamas, YOU are the one who gave their figure, and I know that you know it came from Hamas.

              Quit lying about your motives just because you're slightly more sober right now.

              1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                I was careful to not use any figures in that thread. You brought up numbers and then argued against them. Textbook strawman. And a very angry one at that. Angry enough to make me wonder if your accusations about drinking are projection.

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  You're the one who said the Jews had killed 30,000, and you did it right here on this website and I'm positive that everyone here remembers that. And when people pointed out the only source for that was Hamas, you didn't care.

                  "Textbook strawman."

                  You're fucking up on purpose, right?

                  1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    In a past conversation I used the numbers that were available to me. You guys flipped out because I used numbers from a source you hate, but failed to give me a better one. So rather than repeat that stupidity I intentionally did not use any numbers in the thread you’re currently flipping out about. But you flipped out anyway. And you’re still flipping out.

                    Take a sedative, man. This can't be good for your blood pressure.

                    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      The source was again Hamas. You’ve now been given the UN numbers twice. Lol.

                      Most people could admit they were wrong. But not drunk ole sarc.

                      Btw... why did you say Biden if you admit here you weren't referring to what he said?

                    2. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      "from a source you hate"

                      Which source was that again?

                    3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      “In a past conversation I used the numbers that were available to me.”

                      You lying fuck.

                      There were dozens of other estimates just as easily available to you as Hamas’ but you deliberately chose to use their estimate because you wanted it to sound like Israel was embarking on some sort of ‘genocide’.

                      "from a source you hate"

                      Who's that "source" again, Sarc?

                      Was it perchance the same "source" who has been declared a genocidal terrorist organization by the entire EU, all the countries in the Organization of American States, Japan, Korea, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the US? Was it that "source"?

                    4. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      Now you’re calling me a liar and telling me what I really believe. You’ve gone full Jesse. I mean retard. But I repeat myself.

                      By the way, my source was "google.com" so they must be an arm of Hamas.

                    5. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      "By the way, my source was “google.com” so they must be an arm of Hamas."

                      Google isn't a source, so much as a method of finding a source.

                      Surely even Claudine Gay wouldn't put down "google.com" in her citations, man.

                    6. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      And sarc doubles down instead of admitting he was wrong yet again.

                      What a piece of shit.

                      Please give us your chosen source sarc. Why do you always cite a search engine and not the source of your information? Afraid of exposing your belief system?

                    7. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      "By the way, my source was “google.com” so they must be an arm of Hamas."

                      The very first result on Sarcasmic's "search".

                      "Top stories
                      The Guardian
                      Gaza ministry revises down figures for women and children confirmed killed
                      3 hours ago"

                      The "Gaza ministry" IS Hamas, Sarc, and even they're not standing by their numbers, and I know that you know that.

                      In addition, you’ve now been given the UN numbers twice and twice you ignored them to parrot antisemitic propaganda, and now you swear it's teh googles fault?

                      Fuck you.

                    8. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      Search results today are different from days ago. And rather than go with what is on top I scroll through and pick what is most common.

                      you’ve now been given the UN numbers twice

                      Didn’t those numbers come out between my first comment with numbers and now? I believe they did. Also I don’t receive numbers from people on mute.

                      As far as mute = censorship goes, me muting village idiots doesn’t mean others can’t read their idiocy. You don’t even know what censorship means. Or you do and you’re a liar. I can never tell.

                      Anyway, fuck you for being a Jesse that tells me what I really think, what I really did, what my motivations really were, and calling me a liar when I say you can't read minds.

                      By the way, the people you impress with this mendacity are all garbage. Not trash, but garbage. What's the difference? Garbage smells.

                    9. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      "rather than go with what is on top I scroll through and pick what is most common."

                      So when asked for your source... instead of saying "google.com! duhhhh!", why not say which source you scrolled down to?

                      "As far as mute = censorship goes"

                      No one says you muting people = censorship. We say you lie about muting people.

                2. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                  Sarc on 4/30, using figures:

                  "Remember everyone, your only choices are backing Israel or hating Jews. That’s it. There is no in between. So if you think 30,000 civilians killed is a disproportional response to the Hamas attack then you support terrorist and hate Jews. You’re no better than a Nazi. You want to repeat the Holocaust. You’re Hitler."

                  1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                    Yeah. But it doesn't count because now he is lying about what he said and youre the liar for directly posting his comments.

                    1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      Stop trying to goad him into defending himself!

                  2. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

                    Which is precisely what every MAGA cretin sent here to shoo away libertarians says: Biden or Trump, Trump or Biden!! Any mention of using spoiler votes to upset results and cause both looter parties to repeal bad planks is thoughtcrime. Yet in Georgia, libertarian donors raised votes 200x more cheaply than did looter backers--and threw both Kleptocracy puppets into runoffs, each hawking the SAME dumb platform! But their superiors got a real clear message.

                    1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      When was the last time a libertarian candidate spoiled an election?

        2. JesseAz   1 year ago

          You are defending yourself. By lying about your past comments. But it just makes you look retarded lol.

          1. Chumby   1 year ago

            Not much changed since I last visited?

            1. DesigNate   1 year ago

              No.

  8. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

    The Oglala, Rosebud, Cheyenne River and Standing Rock Sioux tribes had already taken action to keep her off their reservations

    Savages

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      Are the souix going to pay reparations to the ancestors of the people they enslaved?

      I know there aren't many because the genocided a lot of the other tribes

    2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      The Crow, Pawnee, and others might agree.

  9. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Posted yesterday but weekend thread.

    San Francisco is spent 5M getting around 40 homeless alcoholics drunk daily as a form of support.

    https://nypost.com/2024/05/11/us-news/san-francisco-slammed-for-5m-a-year-program-to-give-free-alcohol-to-the-homeless-this-isnt-working/

    High end Louis the XIII apparently.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Imagine being the bartender there.

    2. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      The presents don’t have addiction treatment

      Let them drink scull

      Off with her head

      Seems appropriate. This is a great poem by a guy who was on death row
      https://pen.org/recipe-for-prison-pruno/

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        Unless "presents" have life and consciousness, they usually don't have addictions.

        And you can always exchange the "presents" anyway. Dummy.

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Sounds like Moe Szyslak will be able to get a government grant for keeping Barney Gumble soused.

    4. Chumby   1 year ago

      Sarc might be relocating to San Fran?

  10. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    SB 1047 demands that AI companies know all sorts of things that their model can and can't do before the model is trained on the data.

    Just make sure your model knows beforehand not to date Mickey Rourke.

    1. Eeyore   1 year ago

      Can - do something with words.
      Can't - go all skynet on us.

      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

        Can't - use humans a batteries

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Yet

          1. Eeyore   1 year ago

            Violates several laws of thermodynamics, so never.

            1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

              A premise so bad one of the writers cut off his dick as punishment

              1. Eeyore   1 year ago

                It wasn't both writers?

                1. mad.casual   1 year ago

                  Nominally at least, yes.

              2. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

                Funny thing is, the original premise was that the machines were going to network together people's brains and use them for distributed computing. The movie studio insisted they change it because they didn't think the average movie goer would get it, so they came up with the idiotic "human battery" bullshit instead.

                1. Eeyore   1 year ago

                  Still best to not try and overexplain in a movie what doesn't need to be explained. The visuals are what are cool, not some bullshit explanation.

                2. Social Justice is neither   1 year ago

                  So the Hyperion trilogy isn’t on their favorite reads list I see.

            2. Ajsloss   1 year ago

              Violates several laws of thermodynamics, so never.

              Exactly what someone stuck in the Matrix would think.

              1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                This guy gets it.

            3. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

              The human body only produces 100 Millivolts of electricity at the most. So it would take 15,000 humans wired in a series to get the Voltage for an LED. Even then, the Voltage to the LED would never get there because of all the Ohms of Resistance of that much wiring. So a world-sized Virtual Reality Matrix is out of the question.

              Cool story, but I'd pass on both pills.

              1. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

                Most humans produce 100 Watts of energy and one on a bicycle with a generator tilted against the wheel can out-illuminate those 15,000, none of whom has any working familiarity with the Work-Energy Theorem or either definition of Power.

                1. Eeyore   1 year ago

                  They had bicycles inside the people pods in The Matrix?

                2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

                  I was talking about the human body unaided by machines or generators, the way the fictional Matrix of the movie was powered.

                  Save some of that Millawattage for yourself, Hank.

                3. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

                  Oh, and Volts and Watts are two different measurements. Volts measure electric potential difference wnd Watts measure power.

              2. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

                In Dan Simmons Hyperion series, the AIs used human brains as wetware CPUs. That always seemed more plausible to me than the Matrix's using humans as power sources.

                "The dataspheres are the computer. Every time a human access the datasphere, that person's neurons are ours to use for our own purposes. Two hundred billion brains each with its billions or neurons makes for a lot of computing power.

                Under that sort of mechanism, projecting the complacency-inducing Matrix into the brains would use a small fraction of the computing power leaving the rest for the machines. Batteries? Nah.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    A couple used Notion, the productivity software tool, to organize their love life, keeping track of each other's love languages, sweet date-night memories, and friends they hope to set up.

    It's that last part that makes them monsters.

    1. Eeyore   1 year ago

      Thought it said Norton. Like the finance planner.

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        "Hey, Hey, Ralphie boy!"
        🙂
        😉

    2. Mickey Rat   1 year ago

      Do what you want, but for goodness sake, do not share such things with the damned internet.

      1. Rick James   1 year ago

        Remember, the New York Times did a whole article on a woman who moved to France to educate the locals on the benefits of Kale.

        The NYT is a Zine. Nothing more.

        1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

          No. To a real Zine, paywalls are "selling out."

    3. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

      I wonder how much the NSA pays for that data?

    4. Zeb   1 year ago

      I'm totally confused about why anyone would have a problem with that. Wish I had more friends like them.

    5. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

      Remember also the Pro-Life Caucus bill creating a database of mass-killers of viable spermatozoa at wankers.gov
      Fairness requires tracking faithful Xtians non-inflatable women cross the street to avoid (1 Corinthians 6:9-11). The database will also facilitate Levitican punishment of all Pride abominators and cross-dressers, (Proverbs, Romans). Teedy Roosevelt's Race Suicide letters of 1902-1907 have finally galvanized 'Murrican Republicanism into Race War. Women and men alike are now liable to conscription. THAT's equality of responsibility!

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Because a sperm and a six month old fetus are the same thing, right? Creepy old anti-scientific witch doctor.

        A fetus is as much like spermatozoa as a bloodthirsty 92-year old shithead ex-hippie is.

      2. Its_Not_Inevitable   1 year ago

        What about Comstock?

        1. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

          Search: "Republicans Banned ALL Birth Control"

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            Actually the Republicans have been trying to make the pill available over the counter for the last 20 years, and every time the Democrats sabotaged them.

            You Democratic Party shills don't even try to pretend to be honest, do you.

  12. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Arizona election political prosecutions is even more aggressive than the Fani Willis one. Dem AG leading the effort likely won off of bad votes, winning by under 400 votes. Far less than the number of known votes from voters whose ballots were rejected because the SoS Hobbs (now governor) moved their voting location to their vacation houses without informing them.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/unusually-aggressive-anti-trump-grand-jury-arizona-went-rogue-indictments

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Hobbs is s psychopath.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Hobbs is an insurrectionist.

    2. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

      Trump himself was listed as an unindicted co-conspirator.

      For now...

  13. Zeb   1 year ago

    One of the bill's co-sponsors, Sen. Steve Daines (R–Mont.), touted the legislation in a statement: "Raising kids takes a village, and we should be doing everything we can to support new moms before and after they welcome a new baby."

    Interesting choice to go with the Hillary Clinton line. And while I do think it is true in many ways that "it takes a village", the federal government is not a village.

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      True. At 3M federal workers they are now a fairly big city.

      1. Zeb   1 year ago

        They are also not a local community of people who actually know you and care about your child's best interests. Which is what "a village" should mean here. An actual community, which no government program can ever be a substitute for.

        1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          They're an actual community in that they share a set of norms, culture, religion, values, customs, and identity. They also go to war.

    2. Longtobefree   1 year ago

      I believe the exact quote from Hillary was "The village will take your child to raise".
      Something got lost in the spin.

      1. Zeb   1 year ago

        Well, that's what she meant. But she was definitely saying "it takes a village" a lot when her stupid book of the same title came out.

      2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

        The chapters of the book (as per wiki)

        Introduction
        It Takes a Village
        No Family Is an Island
        Every Child Needs a Champion
        The Bell Curve Is a Curve Ball
        Kids Don't Come with Instructions
        The World Is in a Hurry, Children Are Not
        An Ounce of Prevention Is Worth a Pound of Intensive Care
        Security Takes More Than a Blanket
        The Best Tool You Can Give Your Child Is a Shovel
        Children Are Born Believers
        Childhood Can Be a Service Academy
        Kids Are an Equal Employment Opportunity
        Child Care Is Not a Spectator Sport
        Education = Expectations
        Seeing Is Believing
        Every Business Is a Family Business
        Children Are Citizens Too
        Let Us Build a Village Worthy of Our

        I like this one,
        The Best Tool You Can Give Your Child Is a Shovel

        So Chelsea knows where the bodies are buried.

        1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

          The Best Tool You Can Give Your Child Is a Shovel

          So Chelsea knows where the bodies are buried.

          Makes sense. Children are basically free labor, so it wouldn't surprise me if Hillary put her to work digging shallow graves.

        2. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

          Children Are Born Believers is why both looter factions want to grab and brainwash as many of them as possible into the initiation of force for "the right cause."

        3. Kungpowderfinger   1 year ago

          The Best Tool You Can Give Your Child Is a Shovel

          I used to not agree with anything the old cunt had to say, but maybe she has a point:

          https://imgur.com/gallery/old-gold-build-own-ak-47-from-shovel-TspVw

    3. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

      See how lewsers insincerely imitate opposition verbiage after spoiler or women's votes rattle a few behinds out of office? This they do as camouflage, like hunters in a duck blind. The blindness of their presumptuous Faith in translations of Stone-age folklore banishes all thought of women having individual say over their own reproduction as actual, literal Thoughtcrime since way before Orwell gave it that name. (Proverbs 15:26)

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        Proverbs 15:26 The thoughts of the wicked are an abomination to the LORD: but the words of the pure are pleasant words.

        Very true on Pre-Orwellian Thoughtcrime and according to Bernard Crick, George Orwell’s biographer, JHVH-1 was the inspiration for the character of Big Brother.

        But as comedian Brother Dave Gardner put it: “If you got it nailed down, then what’s all that around it?”

    4. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      In case anyone has forgotten, here’s what “The Village” really is:

      The Prisoner~Opening Sequence
      https://youtu.be/ygLg-7G0Xp0?si=Rt-_kpOKYDPTNStx

      Any more and “That would be telling.”

      Be Seeing You.
      🙂
      😉

      1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

        Who plays Rover in Hilary's village? Pritzker? Christie?

    5. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

      It takes a village to rape a child.

      1. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

        And it takes a Viking to raze a village.

  14. Randy Sax   1 year ago

    A couple used Notion, the productivity software tool, to organize their love life, keeping track of each other's love languages

    "love languages" are chick nonsense. It's all star signs and buying the right scented candle for the phase of the moon bullshit like that.

    1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      If Feminists really wanted to liberate women, they would expose to them what bullshit Astrology is and boycott any publication that has Horoscopes. Carl Sagan held the key to Women's Liberation better than Andrea Dwarkin:

      Carl Sagan on Astrology
      https://youtu.be/KbJJ7bg-en0?si=P8iJT47RxNVQk42C

      1. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

        Feminists do want to free women of superstitious enslavement. That was one reason the 1976 LP vote was 47 TIMES as large as our 1972 vote on the same moderately pro-choice platform. Our largest percentage jumps were Hawaii, Arizona and Alaska. But Virginia, up a third of a percentage point, added way more than our original national total. Marijuana and abortion had for decades been git-a-rope felonies everywhere. Today, women have individual rights and hippies and brown folks are no longer shot at over plants in most states. Thank original Libertarian spoiler votes!

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      It's just a rehash of that "Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus" nonsense that Oprah was pushing when that shit came out. That woman has been a vector for nuclear-grade pseudo-psychobabble stupidity for a couple of generations now. The only difference between her and the Kardashians is that at least the latter is more honest about their grift and making millions off of the insecurity of female trend chasers.

  15. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Donald Trump is leading in five key states, according to recent polling data.

    Prosecute harder!

    1. Randy Sax   1 year ago

      Who else fell victim to the Streisand effect?

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        Babs, herself?

      2. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Ashley Bidens diary?

      3. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        The judge who subpoenaed the wood chipper posters?

    2. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

      Infiltrate Reason Magazine with more Mutterkreuz MAGA cross-dressing as libertarian females. Trump'll be a shoo-in then.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Fuck off, you old unrepentant Nazi.

    3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      When do you all think that the FBI will get panicky and try to RFK him?

      I'm going to put fifty on August.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        October, probably after the Crossfire Hurricane surprise.

        1. Ersatz   1 year ago

          Easier to let him win and Scalia him while in office to make it look like natural causes. If so – expect much backchannel arranging with various GOP fixers to ensure a pliant VP is foisted upon him.

          remember - since Bill Clinton, plausible (D)eniability is the rule.... with the right pedigree...

          1. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

            What really scares me is the rumor going around right now that Trump has already decided to name Marco Rubio as his running mate. Allegedly it's because he can deliver the most fundraising options as he will appeal to the Bush/Cheney and Desantis wings of the GOP donor class. I seriously hope this is a BS rumor, as I will have to reconsider voting for Trump if he does something this dumb.

            One of Trump's biggest weaknesses that was displayed during his first term was appointing/hiring Neo-Cons (John Bolton, as the best example). Rubio would also make it rather convenient for the "deep state" to effect Trump's "untimely demise," as an establishment hack who would go along with the deep state would be waiting in the wings to ascend to the Presidency.

      2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

        I'd take that bet if I thought you were honest enough to pay up.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Don't you have a few outstanding bets of meeting someone from the comments to kick their ass?

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            No, no, no. That doesn't count. It's everyone else who might welch on a bet. Never Sarcasmic.

            1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

              Don’t waste your time. We all know sarc doesn’t have $50.

              1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

                And I don’t need a bottle of Boone’s Farm.

                1. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

                  How about TJ Swan?

                  1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

                    Nah. I don’t drink alcohol.

                    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      How about mouthwash or drain cleaner?

        2. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

          Hey! If you can't trust girl-bullying sockpuppets, who CAN you trust?

          1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

            Not you.

          2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            Senile old fucks who still think it’s the 1970's, right?

            1. Chumby   1 year ago

              SNICKERS

        3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

          I’d take that bet if I thought you were honest enough to pay up.

          I don't think the Security State is stupid enough to try that shit right now--first off, because DeSantis would probably be the presumptive nominee after that and he'd be a lot harder to fuck with in office than Trump. He's already shown that he has no problem using lawfare against leftist entities, and Security State wouldn't be any different.

          Secondly, because the right would declare open warfare on the FBI, NSA, and CIA after that. Any Ray Epps-type of assets at subsequent protests would immediately be clocked as Feds and get the shit kicked out of them, instead of just getting told "Fuck off, Fed," like Ray was. You'd probably see stuff like that doofus who kamikazed his plane into the IRS building in Texas.

          1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

            If Trump is killed I believe it would probably kick off a revolution. So if he is assassinated, it won't be by defenders of the status quo.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              You do realize that the so called “status quo” there has been trying to goad the right into this since 2016.

            2. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

              Methinks the gentleman attributes too much courage to girl-bullying sockpuppets. To commit vandalism when Saint Donnie was crucified after losing the popular vote that second time, they mustered a couple thousand traitors. Jo Jorgensen, though burdened by anarchist sabotage, got about a thousand times as many votes as God's girl-bulliers were able to muster in the way of traitorous vandals. A non-trivial fraction of those, by the way, are in jail.

              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                Schrodinger's Right-Wing Extremist--Right-wingers are either insurrectionists who are at threat to ARE DEMOKRASEE, or pissbaby keyboard warriors, depending on the rhetorical need of the moment.

              2. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                What's with the endless overuse of "girl-bullier"?

                1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

                  Hank doesn't do dialog. He's a mystic.

                2. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

                  Bitching about girl bulliers almost got hank to third base with a feminist libertarian he was crushing on back in ‘72. It’s been a (failed) go to ever since.

            3. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

              But if the idea was the fallback reliance on a "disturbed lone gunman" such as "saved" America from Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, TR (unsuccessfully), JFK, Bobby, George Wallace, John Lennon and Reagan (unsuccessfully), ask yourself how many revolutionary troops obeyed the call to arms and reprisal in ALL those events combined? The truth is that when there's mebbe a dime's worth of difference between kleptocracy factions, that dime is a pretty pisspoor payroll with which to muster revolutionary troops in serried ranks.

      3. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

        When do you all think that the FBI will get panicky and try to RFK him?

        And then, in an ironic twist, in essentially a 2 man race RFK Jr. ends up winning the election.

      4. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        They want trump to win. Easier to blame the next financial crash on him if he does.

        Not saying they won’t blame it on him if he loses, or shoots himself in the back of the head twice, but it’s more convincing if he’s in office.

        Oddly enough, they’ll have a plan, a reset, one might call it….

        1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

          Oddly enough, they’ll have a plan, a reset

          Will this reset be great?

    4. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

      Yew count the bought polling data. I'll count the bought votes.

  16. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

    "Raw Story calls it a "'Handmaid's Tale'-type proposal to 'register' pregnant women." A viral tweet described it as "a clear plan to help Trump monitor and potentially prosecute women who have abortions."
    None of this is true."

    That won't stop Jeff and Shillsy from repeating it here when they read it in Salon, or Sarc from white knighting for them when they do.

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      I await enbs article about it

    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

      They have good intentions.

    3. Chumby   1 year ago

      The Scatlantic is unbiased.

  17. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

    grants to nonprofits that cater to this group, with abortion providers exempt (as this is a bill introduced by Senate Republicans).
    Translation: tax-funded mystical White League brainwashing, excluding doctors the way Democrat laws "exempted" blacks and females from voting 160 years ago. The Klan is strong in this little Gee-Oh-Pee.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Actual translation: Hank still thinks it’s 1971.

    2. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      You are eighter the squirrel on Meds, or Kar off meds

      1. mulched   1 year ago

        I didn’t think I’m outting anyone here. Hank has been well known for a while.

        https://libertariantranslator.wordpress.com/who-is-hank-phillips/

        1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

          Wow I have more respect for him now. According to his websight he singlehandedly kept the libritarian part going.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

            Yeah, he managed to combine Hihn's delusions of libertarian grandeur with a shortbus imitation of Agile Cyborg's gauzy musings.

            1. mulched   1 year ago

              Damn I miss Agile Cyborg. A head trip in every sentence.

              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                In all seriousness, he was one of the best posters this board ever had. His stuff always had the ultimate "oh wow, man," vibe. I hope he's doing something productive these days and didn't die of an overdose.

                I've noticed that Paul hasn't been around in quite a while as well. Doesn't look like he's posting over at Glibs, so maybe he just decided to check out altogether.

                1. Stuck in California   1 year ago

                  He's posting. Handle is Rick James.

        2. But SkyNet is a Private Company   1 year ago

          LIBtranslator is not LIBERTARIANtranslator.

          I think y’all are being had

          1. mulched   1 year ago

            The takes and the verbiage have been fairly consistent over the years as he's gone through a few account names. If it's not him, let him say so and I'll eat it.

            1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

              You’re not wrong. Hank is pretty unmistakable.

          2. Zeb   1 year ago

            Nah, that's just Hank.

    3. But SkyNet is a Private Company   1 year ago

      Yeah, how dare you exclude from a website for pregnant mothers seeking help the people who want to end the pregnancy!

      It’s like excluding the poachers from the Endangered Species database

    4. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      "The Klan is strong in this little Gee-Oh-Pee."

      The Klan was always Team Hank.
      It's been pure blue from it's early days under reconstruction, right through its heydays under the patronage of Woodrow Wilson, through the lynching's of the Civil Rights era, right up to today's vote plantation machinations.

      The Republican Party on the other hand was formed to oppose the pro-slavery policies of the Democrats.

    5. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

      Thanks hank. Your translations are always very helpful.

  18. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

    Hey new your also had some chick strangled and raped on camera

  19. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

    “‘Handmaid’s Tale’-type proposal to ‘register’ pregnant women.”

    ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS!

    MARCHING ON TO WAR!

    #FederalistSocietyFascism

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      What do you care? You fuck little boys.

      1. Chumby   1 year ago

        He refers to it as making love to them.

    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Liz:"None of this is true."

      Buttplug "I DON'T CARE!"

  20. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

    Was there any sort of fiddle contest in Georgia? If the answer is no then it's not news

  21. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   1 year ago

    None of this is true.

    DEATH PANELS!

    #wingnuts- circa2010-2017

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      So what do you call MAiD in Canada, eh?

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        "A good start" - Buttplug

        1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

          It would be a good start if he and all the other shitheads would emigrate to Canada and then use it.

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            No thank... wait, yes.

  22. Longtobefree   1 year ago

    Left wing propaganda outlets fail to report truth.

    Not exactly news, as such.

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      It's funny because sullum and ENB use jezzebelle and the other far left assholes as legit sources

  23. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

    This would be a faith-based Executive Order if the Nationalsocialists had their geezer in the White House. George Waffen Bush declared open season on "home equity protection" by replacing it with asset-forfeiture looting over plant leaves. Markets crashed and banks panicked worldwide. The original Comstock laws segued into the Panic of 1873. Girl-bullier Reagan handed the nation the 1987 drug law Crash. Bush2 faith-forfeiture crashed mortgage-backed securities to collapse into the 2008 Crash. Howcum these series always converge on REPUBLICAN crashes and depressions?

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      We need a translation from Retard to English here.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        It's all so clear to me now. Hank is Sarcasmic and Sqrlsy's dad.

    2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      It's all bad, Hank, but how does it all connect together except in the Murphy's Law sense that "Everything is connected to everything else"?

      Get your Jello™ Pudding and Boost™, Hank. And don't drop acid with them!

      1. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

        A mindless brainwashee is free to insist that "all men are mortal" is: a) sheer coincidence
        b) regular business cycles
        But the rules of induction use neither approach.

    3. Its_Not_Inevitable   1 year ago

      Ah, thanks for the Comstock reference for today.

      1. LIBtranslator   1 year ago

        The looters take great pains to hide the text of these laws they are so eager to have you die for without ever having read them. I also published the Volstead act, stats on how many murders it took to keep beer illegal for 13 years, and the way Reagan's economy-wrecking Reefer Madness laws caused the Crash and Depression that unseated his CIA buddy. Look at inflation and GNP figures for Latin America during that depression and you'll see why no republican rides in an open car there.

  24. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

    Well...

    Pregnant Women Database?

    At least it's not "binders full of women."

    1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      Upgrade in technology. Romney was too busy making stuff with egg cartons and wearing magic underwear to get hip with high tech.
      🙂
      😉

    2. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

      Binders are for transmen.

  25. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

    A couple used Notion, the productivity software tool, to organize their love life, keeping track of each other's love languages, sweet date-night memories, and friends they hope to set up. The internet reacted quite venomously.

    I hope ol' Elon Muskie doesn't find out I'm using Notion to organize side-hustle-from-home activities or he'll go into paroxysms of rage!
    🙂
    😉

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      I'm sure Elon musk lays awake at night worrying about you.

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        Muskie has a shit-fit over people working from home, never mind that farmers, ranchers, homesteaders, shopkeepers, and craftsmen have done it throughout history and still do it.

        And does he refuse to contract with firms that hire people who work from home?

        Tech CEO Elon Musk: 'The tech class is living in la-la land over work-from-home"
        https://youtu.be/6pLLVqqF8VA?si=-SRzx7ThWDYZoNym

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Imagine the nerve of an employer trying to set the terms of employment.

        2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

          ""never mind that farmers, ranchers, homesteaders, shopkeepers, and craftsmen have done it throughout history and still do it.""

          No remote work there either.

        3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          never mind that farmers, ranchers, homesteaders, shopkeepers, and craftsmen have done it throughout history and still do it.

          How the hell does a rancher work from home?

        4. I, Woodchipper   1 year ago

          show me on the doll where elon hurt you

        5. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

          Whew! Not all your takes are retarded, but…… wow.

  26. Michael Ejercito   1 year ago

    " A viral tweet described it as "a clear plan to help Trump monitor and potentially prosecute women who have abortions."


    Why not just require public establishments to deny service to women who refused to carry pregnancies to term?

    We all know public health officials required public establishments to deny service to people who refused to take one partticular vaccine.

    Care to guess to what political party these public health officials belonged?

  27. Rick James   1 year ago

    Absolutely massive anti-Russian protests in Tbilisi right now.

    In size, reminiscent of Kyiv 2014. No coincidence that it’s for the same reason.

    Is Victoria Nuland there, giving cookies out to the crowd and hand-picking the the next Georgian prime minister?

    1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      They won't have cookies or ingredients to make them if Putin gets his mitts on Georgia.

  28. Eeyore   1 year ago

    Isaac Asimov was about as correct about the future as other notable people like Al Gore, Bill Gates, and Greta.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Difficult to see,
      Always in motion,
      The future is.

      1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

        True or false don't count,
        But what color is their skin,
        Most important thing.

        1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

          Asimov used haiku?

    2. mad.casual   1 year ago

      By 2019, then, it may well be that the nations will be getting along well enough to allow the planet to live under the faint semblance of a world government by co-operation, even though no one may admit its existence.

    3. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      Jules Verne was better

  29. Moonrocks   1 year ago

    Quick, unscientific survey time: how many of you have noticed all the roads in your area simultaneously springing into a flurry of repair work in the last month or so?

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      It’s called springtime.

      1. Zeb   1 year ago

        In an election year.

        Around here they just seem to pave the same roads over and over again. Currently they are paving on my way to work a road that was in great shape and had been repaved 3 or 4 years ago.

        1. Foo_dd   1 year ago

          it does seem to always be the exact same roads

      2. Moonrocks   1 year ago

        Maybe I just never paid attention before, but I can't remember the last time seemingly every road in the vicinity was being resurfaced at the same time. Winter potholes would often just be filled in with asphalt.

        1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

          Winter potholes would often just be filled in with asphalt.

          That way you can have the exact same pothole reappear next winter (at least that's been my experience).

        2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Alzheimer’s is a terrible disease.

    2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

      I fucking wish. Roads are terrible around here.

      1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

        It must really suck getting stuck behind all those pickup trucks with the "illegal immigrant hunting license" bumper stickers huh?

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          The empty tins of spittin tebakky glistening in the moonlight serve as reflectors on the side of the road.

        2. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Lol.

        3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

          A dude from my high school had a “illegal alien in trunk” sticker on his old Pontiac back in the early 90s.

          No one freaked out about it, as I recall. They didn’t even kick him out of school.

    3. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Welcome to spring north of the Ohio River.

  30. mad.casual   1 year ago

    The bill seems pretty pointless. These are resources that already exist, so there is no reason to spend any federal government money or time on this.

    Actually, Liz, the bill has a point. The point is the diametric opposite of abortion and other spending. The government shouldn't waste money on either one. If it is going to waste money, it should waste money on the program that tries to spare borderline innocent lives rather than sacrificing them.

    If there were no spending on PP, handing out foreign aid for abortion, covering procedures under the ACA, litigation against Churches and orphanages that refuse to provide abortions or adopt to LGBTQIA+ or whatever, etc., *then* it would be pointless.

    As is, the gov't takes money for healthcare and spends time and money figuring out whether to shut down an orphanage because they don't hire enough gay people, they can cough up a few extra bucks to actually keep a baby alive.

    1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      Just blabber and blather them to sleep and they won't pass it.

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Not to mention the government spends an absolute fuckton of money on Medicaid for births already--in some states, it's well over 50%, and even in more economically stable states it's still 40% or more.

      And this shit ain't cheap--a normal live birth and two nights in a private room runs $25-30K.

      It's not that I support putting something like this up, because I think it's just another waste of government resources, but I get where you're coming from on this.

      1. Rick James   1 year ago

        And this shit ain’t cheap–a normal live birth and two nights in a private room runs $25-30K.

        Yes, but like unchecked immigration, live births and more babies is a zero cost proposition.

        1. mad.casual   1 year ago

          Make with the food trucks or GTFO already, Jr.

  31. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

    Absolutely massive anti-Russian protests in Tbilisi right now.

    In size, reminiscent of Kyiv 2014. No coincidence that it’s for the same reason.

    According to Nardz and Goldie, it’s all an Astroturfed “Current Thing” instigated by the LGBTQ crowd which justifies Putin to invade with Patriarch Kyrill’s blessing in the name of God. Note the Rainbow pattern in the photos! Hey, Truthfulness/Truthiness! Tell God to get his Junkyard Dog Intellectual Property Lawyer!
    🙂
    😉

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Getting an anti-Russian protest going in Georgia is about as hard as getting Salafists to protest Israel.

      Not to equate the good people of Georgia with Salafists, but the sentiment they have for Russia is about the same.

  32. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

    "Georgia's parliament green-lit a final vote on a proposed law that critics see as a threat to media freedom and the country's aspirations to join the European Union on Monday," reports the Associated Press. Protests erupted

    A justified protest, but the European Union is no friend of freedom of speech, press, and expression either, so no big loss of you don't get entry.

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Yeah. I get that they need some sort of security, but getting into bed with NATO and the EU will end up with them fucked almost as badly as the rodgering Russia has been giving them.

    2. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      Why wouldn't they get entry? Threatening media freedom sounds like a very EU move.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

        It's an Atlantic Council and particularly a FVEY thing that the rest of the European west goes along with. Australia and Canada in particular have gotten really bad.

  33. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

    The Decline of Western Civilization, Part IV: The Tranny Years

    Billionaire Slack heiress Mint Butterfield underwent an alarming change before the teen was found underneath a mattress after a desperate search by her tech tycoon parents.
    The only child of Flickr co-founder Caterina Fake and Slack co-founder Stewart Butterfield, the 16-year-old made headlines when she went vanished last month.
    Mint, who uses they/them pronouns, disappeared from Fake's weekend home in affluent Bolinas, northwest of San Francisco, on April 22.
    The mother had brought Mint to the weekend home so they could get away from a 26-year-old man - Christopher Dizefalo- who goes by Kio and has now been arrested for her disappearance.
    Fake told The Daily Beast that Mint's downward spiral began when she turned 16 and started going to punk and emo clubs in the East Bay.

    Just further evidence that the queer cult is being largely pushed by decadent cultural elites who have spent way too long not being in any real danger or jeopardy, which is why so many Hollywood actors seem to have at least one gay or trans kid these days. It's all status-chasing for social clout at this point.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Going to clubs at 16?

    2. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

      Mint Butterfield? Caterina Fake? These names are all the proof you need that we're living in a simulation.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

        Seriously, ghetto populations and the white upper class give their kids the dumbest, most self-indulgent names. And that includes Barron, which I realize I'm risking my life by saying this once that 6'7" giant strides the land like a Colossus, terrifying even the STEVE SMITHs of the land into quivering jello.

        1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

          terrifying even the STEVE SMITHs of the land into quivering jello.

          *In Obi-Wan Kenobi's voice*: "STEVE SMITH... Now there's a meme I haven't seen in a long time. A long time."

      2. mad.casual   1 year ago

        Even without the names, who wrote that crap?

        I’m inferring correctly from all the past-tense (despite Fake Mom's use of the pronoun 'she') that “found underneath a mattress” and “went vanished” means “found dead”, right?

        Or are we just obsessing about a really, REALLY retarded game of hide-and-seek?

        1. Zeb   1 year ago

          Here you go: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13412281/mint-butterfield-billionaire-heiress-different-person-san-francisco-missing.html

          It is really badly written, even for the Mail. Had to read almost to the end to find out that "under a mattress" actually means she was hidden under a dirty mattress in the back of a van, apparently not dead.

    3. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      They them as a singular pronoun? No
      Back in my day the douchiest thing a person would have people reference a name was "the artist formerly known as Prince"
      Simpler times

      1. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

        Sign o' the times.

  34. I, Woodchipper   1 year ago

    Califonia's proposed AI regulations,

    Good lord. Imaging thinking these petty venal morons are going to "protect" us from AI threats. It's almost as bad as when Biden put Harris in charge of the administrations AI oversight initiatives. what a joke.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      She did a bang up job at the border!

  35. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

    Give 'em an inch...

    Also, can you say "inflationary spiral"?

    "California’s Workers Now Want $30 Minimum Wage"

    In a recent report by the Market Gains channel, the host shared about the issue of minimum wage in California. Just a month ago, the state implemented a $20 minimum wage, a move celebrated by many workers. However, the initial optimism has given way to concerns as massive layoffs sweep through various industries.

    The video began by sharing the tension between workers’ demands for higher wages and the economic realities faced by businesses. While labor and union groups have long advocated for increased minimum wages, recent developments suggest that $20 an hour may no longer suffice for many Californians.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/california-s-workers-now-want-30-minimum-wage/ss-BB1mjJ4I?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=ab527596727b41d08cb78993214a88f8&ei=25#image=9

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      There are white collar workers who don’t start at $30 an hour ffs.

      1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

        My first white collar job as an entry level engineer was equivalent to just over $21/hr (salaried position).

        And it was working at Johnson Space Center in mission control. Yep, a mission controller for the space shuttle and I got paid less than these fuckwits want to be paid for flipping burgers or making coffee. Can we just implement the Lex Luthor plan already and detonate a bunch of nukes in the San Andreas fault and push CA off into the Pacific? Even if it doesn't work, at least it'll turn the whole state into a radioactive wasteland.

    2. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

      “California’s Workers Now Want $30 Minimum Wage”

      In a recent report by the Market Gains channel, the host shared about the issue of minimum wage in California. Just a month ago, the state implemented a $20 minimum wage, a move celebrated by many workers. However, the initial optimism has given way to concerns as massive layoffs sweep through various industries.

      Simple solution: $30/hr minimum wage and make it a crime punishable by death for any business to layoff anyone, ever, or to close their business. Easy peasy, lemon squeazy. /sarc

    3. Kungpowderfinger   1 year ago

      “California’s Workers Now Want $30 Minimum Wage”

      And they’ll most likely get it. Let it sink in that Gavin Newsom is the adult in the room in CA’s legislative nuthouse.

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13410659/Incredible-moment-Gavin-Newsom-called-dodging-questions-homeless.html

      1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

        Let it also sink in that Newsom will most likely be the Democratic nominee for President in 2028.

        1. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

          I think you committed an inadvertent typo. You mean in 2024, right?

  36. Its_Not_Inevitable   1 year ago

    "there is no reason to spend any federal government money or time on this."

    Like that ever stopped 'em before.

  37. Rev. Arthur L. Kirkland   1 year ago

    A national pregnancy database labeled "innocuous" at an ostensibly libertarian website?

    I gather this Liz Wolfe is a member of Libertarians For Statist Womb Management and a member of Libertarians For Big-Government Micromanagement of Ladyparts Clinics.

    Just another defensive, disingenuous right-wing prancing around in garish, unconvincing libertarian drag.

    Carry on, clingers.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Just another example of why you can’t have chicks in charge of anything.

    2. Zeb   1 year ago

      Did you miss the part where it isn't a national pregnancy database?

      1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

        "Reeding iz 4 faggitz." - Rev.

      2. Rev. Arthur L. Kirkland   1 year ago

        I read Wolfe's assertion. If receipt of benefits is conditioned on registration, it sounds like a national database.

        Also, the "benefits" preclude involvement by entities that provide abortions (because superstitious slack-jaws and right-wing authoritarians) but will include government benefits for the lying assholes at "crisis pregnancy centers."

        No libertarian would support this, but authoritarian right-wingers who believe in fairy tales will adore it.

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      What's wrong with pregnancy, Rev? It produced your slack-jawed, slope-foreheaded, sulfur-emitting cloven-hooved hicklib spawn, after all.

  38. CLM1227   1 year ago

    Obligatory reminder to all the dimwits who keep comparing this crap to Handmaid’s Tail:

    Plot: the elite women are sterile and infertile, so to produce the next generation, they kidnap the common women who are fertile and force them into breeding slavery.

    Which political side is most likely going to be infertile elite vs fertile commoners?

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Obligatory reminder to all the dimwits who keep comparing this crap to Handmaid’s Tail:

      Most of this is being driven by AWFLs and their simps, hence the lazy, ill-read pop culture comparisons. If it wasn’t that, it would be some other NYT basic bitch fiction story.

      10-15 years ago, they would have used Harry Potter, but now that Rowling turned into the TERF Queen, they’re treating her like the main fucking villain of her own story. In hindsight, she should have said that Dumbledore was a body-count escalating gigachad who nailed his entire female senior class at Hogwarts, instead of a boring old gay man.

  39. Chumby   1 year ago

    Neocon gun grabbing Romney had binders full of women so why not a database of pregnant birthing people. It probably polls well in urban areas and with the vaxxed.

  40. AT   1 year ago

    Jezebel says

    And I stopped reading.

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