The Sticky Spaghetti School of Constitutional Law
Politicians are throwing laws at the wall and seeing what sticks.

"The bulk of the constitutional scholarship says that it's not likely to pass constitutional muster" is not a sentence you want to hear from a president launching an economywide initiative that will directly impact millions of Americans. Yet President Joe Biden said exactly that in 2021 when he announced plans to continue a Trump-era Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) initiative giving public health bureaucrats control over evictions nationwide.
The Court was not amused by Biden's brazenness, and—just as it had clearly signaled it would do when it had earlier considered the expiring eviction moratorium—it ruled that it was not, in fact, within the power of the executive to give the CDC control of the contractual arrangements between every American renter and landlord.
Biden is simply the latest to experiment with an increasingly popular governing philosophy that involves throwing laws and edicts at the wall like so much spaghetti. (As is his wont, Biden diverged from his predecessors primarily by saying the quiet part slightly louder.) This sticky spaghetti system involves knowingly attempting unconstitutional action and then waiting to see just how mad the Supreme Court gets.
The Court, it turns out, can get pretty mad.
In Biden v. Nebraska, the case that considered the president's splashy plan to forgive $430 billion in outstanding student loan debt, Chief Justice John Roberts' June majority opinion declared: "People think that the President of the United States has the power for debt forgiveness. He does not. He can postpone. He can delay. But he does not have that power. That has to be an act of Congress." A clear, strong statement—and not Roberts' own words. Roberts was quoting then–House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D–Calif.), who was quite correct when she explained the limits of presidential power in a 2021 press conference. Biden knew better. His whole party knew better. He did it anyway.
Roberts went on to explain, this time in his own voice, what should have been obvious: "Our precedent—old and new—requires that Congress speak clearly before a Department Secretary can unilaterally alter large sections of the American economy."
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Unfortunately, this messy and destructive pattern repeats, with different degrees of hypocrisy and/or public acknowledgment, across administrations: Biden's vaccine mandate, Donald Trump's bump stock ban, Barack Obama's unauthorized drone strikes, Trump's funding of the border wall out of military appropriations, indeed nearly every facet of immigration policy.
Advocacy for restraint on the latter came from an unlikely quarter in 2019. "President Obama said that he did not have the right to sign DACA [the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program], that it will never hold up in court," tweeted Trump. "He signed it anyway! If the Supreme Court upholds DACA, it gives the President extraordinary powers, far greater than ever thought."
As usual, Trump's characterization wasn't precisely accurate. But Obama did say in response to calls for immigration reforms in 2010: "I am not king. I can't do these things just by myself." And in 2012, while reserving the right to do temporary law enforcement prioritization, he denied "the notion that I can just suspend deportations through executive order." Shortly thereafter, overly ambitious enforcement decisions by his Department of Homeland Security about those very policies were struck down by the courts.
Trump's enthusiasm for a constrained executive was far from consistent, of course. He also claimed Article II of the Constitution gave him "the right to do whatever I want as president" and it took three drafts and three trips through the judiciary before one of his own signature immigration policies—a ban on people traveling from a list of Muslim-majority countries—managed to pass muster with the Court.
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When the president sets the tone, other politicians follow suit in their own arena. The push to implement clearly unconstitutional restrictions on social media is a striking example. Trump debuted this particular style of pasta-toss with his quickly squelched national TikTok ban, a move the Trump-appointed U.S. District Judge Carl J. Nichols called "arbitrary and capricious." TikTok responded to the policy by asking to be treated fairly "if not by the administration, then by the U.S. courts."
Montana followed suit in May with its own statewide TikTok ban, which illegally targets a specific company. Meanwhile, state legislatures in Florida and elsewhere have attempted other unconstitutional intimidation, restriction, or prior restraint on what types of content social media companies choose to carry.
Congressional Republicans, including Sens. Josh Hawley (R–Mo.) and Marco Rubio (R–Fla.), have gotten in on the action as well, authoring several hastily written bills that restrict TikTok to varying degrees, introducing them in a flurry, and insisting on a vote—all while fully conceding that the specifics of the bills needed work to make them First Amendment–compliant.
Protecting the Constitution should not be the sole business of the Supreme Court. Thankfully, a few politicians still know better than to make a mess and leave the judiciary to untangle a pile of noodles.
"Which is more dangerous: Videos of teenagers dancing or the precedent of the U.S. government banning speech?" asked Sen. Rand Paul (R–Ky.) in March. "For me it's an easy answer. I will defend the Bill of Rights against all comers, even, if need be, from members of my own party."
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Here’s the basic premise in the founding of the enlightenment model of the US: Rights were given to you by your creator, not by your government. Your government didn’t give them to you so, they can’t take them away. Furthermore the 9th amendment to the constitution makes these guarantees explicit. If any person in the government tries to take them away anyway, despite lacking any authority to do so, they are traitors to the citizens and must be treated as such.
A common misconception regarding the US government is that it is not the case that they start with total power and authority and the Constitution then subtracts from those powers. Under the Constitutional principle of Enumerated Powers and despite common wisdom, the government actually starts with zero power. Powers are then granted (Enumerated) by the constitution. This means that our natural rights such as the right to privacy or the right to free speech do not need to be explicitly granted to the populace – we have them by default. (The bill of rights is – quite literally – redundant and completely unnecessary.) What it does mean is that the government cannot violate those rights unless the ability to do so is explicitly granted by the Constitution – which in those cases it is not.
Just to be clear, our government has invalidated itself by abrogating its duties, for breaking and trampling all over every oath of office, for committing every crime we have a law for, and for subjugating us, meaning we do not have one and instead we have a bunch of criminals masquerading as our government.
For too long we’ve sat back, relaxed, and let the government police itself, and by doing so have given the wolves the keys to the hen house while naively expecting – in our blissful ignorance – for the chickens to be in good hands…
Those chickens have been and are being slaughtered, and the time has come for us to put those wolves in prison and to take back what is ours.
Despite what the government wants badly for you to believe, you do not serve them. They serve you.
Resist and take action, or be a slave: https://tritorch.substack.com/p/apathy-is-the-fire-in-which-we-burn
It’s too late.
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Yup. Decades of government expansion, crony capitalism, public education propaganda, and socialist feminization of the population has made most people not just unaware of innate fundamental liberties but hostile to them. Too many Americans actually do not want freedom.
It's always been strange to me that 9A and 10A aren't constantly used to shut down just about every law and regulation. Basically none of them are constitutional. At the same time, the 14th amendment is regularly stretched beyond any conceptually reasonable interpretation to reflect people's emotional desires.
The Constitution is not active in this country and a 2 seat shift on the SC would result in us not even having a token regard for it
Curiously, of rights recognised by SC but not explicitly to be found in the text of the Constitution, the greater threat to those rights comes from the right-wing of the Court, not the left wing, particularly from Thomas and Alito.
https://projects.propublica.org/supreme-risk/
LMAO… As-if the last two ruling didn’t make your statement a complete lie.
But how about a look at FDR's Nazi-Empire building BS.
I didn't say that there was no threat, only that the greater threat comes from the right, Just count the examples.
I was going to comment with a list of examples how right-side justices actually cared about the Constitution and its constraints in their rulings while the liberal justices just didn't care about the Constitutional at-all in their decisions but then I was so baffled by your ignorance on the subject I looked closer at what you stated and then saw where the BS was coming from.
"of rights recognized by SC but not explicitly to be found in the text of the Constitution"
Yes; If you look at it from the perspective that government 'grants' rights to its citizens at the expense of the 'icky' ones (correctly stated as *entitlements*) then Liberal Justices do *MAKE-UP* tons of not-found in the Constitution ?rights?(*entitlements*) for certain people constantly.
This is the way Nazi-Empire's are built. Assuming that government 'grants' its citizen their ?rights? and picking and choosing which groups have ?rights? and which ones pay for those ?rights?. It's the worst miss-understanding and the very propaganda the left dishes out.
As I've said before and every USA patriot understands. If it's not inherent it isn't a right. The government cannot grant people a so-called ?right? when its at the expense of someone else.
So in summary; Your definition of a threat is a threat to the Nazi-(Entitle-Me!)-Empire not a threat to actual Individual Rights defined in the US Constitution.
Because you miss this part of the Bill of Rights "Congress shall make no law......" and you think the Bill of Rights is a Bill of Entitlements.
Horse shit.
Not an argument
As far as the government is concerned, the Constitution has been reduced to the Necessary and Proper, General Welfare, and Commerce clauses.
"Congress shall do everything necessary and proper to regulate commerce and promote the general welfare."
A government of enumerated powers and unenumerated rights has become one of unenumerated powers limited only by the Bill of Rights.
And the N&P clause is interpreted to actually mean, "Convenient, and eh, whatever."
While I’m generally not a fan of Alexander Hamilton, he hit the nail on the head when he said the N&P clause combined with rights enumerated in the BoA would result in unlimited government.
A massive deception is cutting short "the general welfare" of........... WHAT??? It's not even a general welfare clause; it's a taxing clause for funding the general welfare of the US government.
Benjamin Franklin said there are two things you cannot escape: death and taxes.
Governments are funded by taxes for two reason that I can think of. First of course is fuck you, that's why. Second is that it doesn't create anything of value. It's a service that you don't necessarily ask for or want, but enjoy nonetheless. How do you fund something people don't want to pay for? Taxes. It's not like taking away the taxing power would stop taxes. It's inherent in government. Rivers flow, wind blows, animals breathe, stars shine, and governments tax. I don't like it. But I accept it.
General welfare of the United States (i.e. government). Not the citizens/people. Too many tout the supposed "general welfare" clause (which there is not such thing - it's a phrase in the taxation clause) as an excuse for wealth distribution.
Resistance is not futile!
For decades, Demunists have granted billions of dollars to groups dedicated to overthrowing our Constitution and to indoctrinating our children to accept totalitarianism. Time to turn the tables on them.
– Fund only education which emphasizes Classical (real) Liberalism – Defund and dis-credential anyone caught teaching children any variation of totalitarianism as “normal.” – Create a new independent department within the DoJ whose SOLE objective is to identify, indict, try, and convict any and all government officials working to establish or maintain any unconstitutional policy, law, or practice. Fully empower them to prosecute ANY government employee (Federal, State, or local) engaged in “conspiracy to violate the Constitutional rights of American Citizens.” Start with States having unconstitutional gun laws – arrest every person who participated in the passage of the laws. Establish their budget in perpetuity as a fixed percentage of the overall DoJ – say, 33%…
Name that department, "The Hell You Will!"
Put a few dozen of these twerps in prison for a few decades, the nonsense will stop.
Sure, Adolph. We'll get right on instituting your 4th Reich.
Putting Adolph wanna-be's in prison is instituting the 4th Reich... UR so FOS.
You sound like one of those phony college radicals of the 1960s always encouraging others to violence: "Let's go down to the cop shop and OFF SOME PIGS!! I'll wait here."
He sounds like a USA patriot who cares and understands that the USA doesn't exist anymore if the very definition of it is constantly redefined by Nazi "New Deal"s.
You sound like a Nazi who thinks every counter-force to your Nazi agenda is an act of violence.
The politicians next ploy is trying to throw a “noodle” in the “gravy” and attempting to start a war between the phonies that can’t even speak Italian and call Sauce, gravy; vs those who know Sarsa for Sarsa/Sauce for Sauce.
There is no Italian word for gravy. The Napulitanu meat sauce is called Ragu. There’s no gravy on the menu in Napuli, or anywhere else for that matter.
Gravy….talk about not admitting you’re wrong for generations and raising a bunch d-bags who believe in and repeat the same gravy lie.
I have followed our lazy, stupid Pres for 40 years...ever since my Delaware manager told me most of his neighbors and acquantances thought he had had his first wife murdered. { I do not know the truth or falsity of the charge but the fact that Delaware residents entertained the idea meant Biden 'seems' like a such a person ]
He has a long history of lazy proposals that if they succeed, he takes credit. If they fail, he blamse Scotus or opposition party.
IN his presidency we've seen many examples of his own counselors telling him something was unconstitutional or bad for the economy, or just not thought out --- and he went ahead with it anyway.
What was the result of the Brady Bill that he crowed about :
Study Shows Brady Bill Had No Impact on Gun Homicides
https://www.law.virginia.edu/news/200303/study-shows-brady-bill-had-no-impact-gun-homicides
IN his presidency we’ve seen many examples of his own counselors telling him something was unconstitutional or bad for the economy, or just not thought out — and he went ahead with it anyway.
Have we? I'm sorry, but I don't believe many... if any of these ideas are his. I don't think he has the mental capacity to even know what's going on around him. He's a marionette at the end of strings being manipulated by deep state hacks and DNC neocons.
Biden is propped up by his Ivy League West Wingers, who no doubt have a very progressive notion as to how government should work, to which the Constitution is antiquated impediment.
And toilet paper.
The top banana of a banana Republic...
The Brady Bill had no impact on homicides, but then that was not the objective.
The Brady Bill got citizens used to the idea that God-given rights protected by the US Constitution can be ignored by the federal government, and people will line up to ask permission to use those rights.
And worst of all, they will accept "no" as a valid answer when they ask to use their rights.
Just think of the outrage if you had to have a carry permit to vote.
We absolutely should have to have a permit to vote. National ID now! Make the penalty for participating in fraudulent IDs in any capacity up to capital punishment.
ID tracks:
ID Required to:
Make it free to citizens / legal residents.
Total imposition on the typical person? A few minutes per year.
Illegals will flee for free.
You should look up "libertarian".
"Johnathan Galt' is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration.
Defamation! We the true believers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster demand immediate cessation of words that insult and trivialize our god. Nobody should be allowed to throw spaghetti, or to commit blasphemy through metaphor.
Call the ACLU; betting they’d be all over this.
Only two weeks until Talk Like a Pirate day.
>>Biden is simply the latest to experiment with an increasingly popular governing philosophy that involves throwing laws and edicts at the wall
entire DOJ not just Brandon. all of them.
Maybe this is something Bush and earlier presidents did as well, but I remember it being Obama who knowingly forced through blatantly unconstitutional bullshit because he didn't like the Constitution. Trump had a few himself but respected court orders even when they weren't justified. I'd say there is a huge difference between the two sides in respecting any limits on their power
^^^ EXACTLY ^^^^
I think the difference was more in demeanor than in action.
Bullcrap. You're viewing things through a partisan lens. Perhaps you forgot how Bush lied us into war in Iraq because he wanted revenge against Saddam Hussein. The Constitution grants Congress the sole power to declare war. Congress has declared war on 11 occasions, including its first declaration of war with Great Britain in 1812 and its last against Romania in 1942.
Congress hasn't declared war since WWII, shreek. Bush requested, and the US congress approved, an authorization for the war in Iraq through an "authorization to use military force" exactly the same as it had with Vietnam and Korea, with the full support of all but a handful of congressional Democrats. Unlike your chocolate messiah who started 3 wars in the middle east, including the disasters in Syria and LIbya, without approaching congress or obtaining any form of congressional authorization for his actions.
Also what the fuck is the point of using your sockpuppet accounts if you're just going to sperg out in exactly the same manner as you do on your Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2 account? I mean let's just ignore the fact that you actually got 2 dozen of these socks outed just a couple weeks ago anyway.
Bush lying to Congress is to get an AUMF is not the same as going to war without Congressional approval.
Yes, Congress has used an AUMF to abdocate thier duty to declare war numerous times.
Obama had his phone and pen while Bush had his " signing statements."
Iran Contra
DACA
Politicians of all stripes are guilty.
exactly that in 2021 when he announced plans to continue a Trump-era Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) initiative giving public health bureaucrats control over evictions nationwide.
Now you know why we MAGA cultists reluctantly voted for Joe Biden.
LMAO... As-if Biden didn't do the exact same thing but more openly and pushily.
"I don't like unlawful government so I'll vote for the MORE unlawful government." -- Stupidity at its finest.
Biden policy, not Trump sweetie.
The only cult in this country with more than a handful of members is the suicide cult of Marx, aka the Demunist party.
You're an ass.
And you got your original Sarah Palin's Buttplug account banned for posting dark web links to hardcore child pornography, shreek. Maybe sit this one out.
This is the shit pols should get impeached over. This isn't even a case of testing the limits of constitutional law. He explicitly, knowingly and unapologetically violated his oath of office after telling everyone that that was what he was going to do.
People get the government they want. So if the people do not want a government constrained by the Constitution, they're going to elect people who promise to ignore it. While I agree that blatant disregard for the supreme law of the land should be an impeachable offense, it's not going to happen because voters want what they want and politicians are happy to give it to them. Good and hard.
^^^ THIS ^^^^. Electing Al'Capone to be the sheriff is EXACTLY how this nation was conquered by Nazi-fans.
Good observation, and reason why Libertarians are doomed to failure.
It's the libertarian conundrum. People who want power seek power. People who do not want power do not seek power. How do you get people who do not want power into positions of power?
lottery.
It really couldn't be any worse than what we get form elections, could it?
It used to be that someone had to be nominated. They wouldn’t throw their own hat in the ring. Someone else would. People didn’t campaign for themselves. People campaigned on their behalf.
People (rightly) figured that anyone who throws their own hat in and toots their own horn is not someone to be trusted.
Yet now that's all we have to choose from.
"If nominated I shall not run. If elected I shall not serve."
Hey, does everybody remember when drunky opposed impeaching Trump twice because "People get the government they want?" Yeah, me neither. That's because drunky is a stupid lying Marxist piece of shit with no principles who sucks Team Blue cock like a pathetic faggot.
People have been throwing spaghetti at that wall, not only for my entire life, but most of my long dead parents' lives. At this point, the wall is mostly composed of spaghetti, the actual wall is buried so deep that only people who actually read the Constitution can see it, and the only thing they get out of it is being mocked for caring.
And deemed to be bitter clingers who deserve to be steam rolled by their more enlightened betters.
Right, reverend?
I specifically asked for fettucine.
If there were anyone in DC remotely interested in upholding our Constitution, each time some overweaning autocrat tried this nonsense they'd all go to prison for a decade or two for conspiracy to violate the Constituitonal rights of Americans.
Do that to a few, this nonsense would stop.
That would certainly make the government smaller 🙂
Excellent article... Best of the Year. A++ Katherine.
These legislative enormities are all the fault of that cheese-eating Macaroni importer Jefferson!
The expansion of the commerce clause by the courts allowed the federal government to expand its authority to levels that the founders would be appalled by.
And to think the sole purpose of it was to stop State-to-State tariff battles as well stated by "among the States". It seems to be a popular deception and manipulation tactic to ignore the nouns and substitute whatever they want-to in their places. Essentially rewriting the Constitution through language ignorance and idiocy.
"Biden knew better. His whole party knew better. He did it anyway. :
And it worked!
How about a constitutional amendment requiring all legislation and every regulation to have a preamble identifying the text in the Constitution authorizing the law or regulation?
I think the congress house rules actually got that done during the Trump Administration. However the ‘identifying the text’ is a complete joke. All the one's I've read are just touting previous SCOTUS violations of the constitution and expanding upon those as justification. Playing the very game that started the whole mess to begin with.