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Reason Roundup

Joe Biden, Travel Agent in Chief

Plus: Bill would make all social media platforms check IDs, appeals court rejects rent control challenge, and more...

Elizabeth Nolan Brown | 2.8.2023 9:34 AM

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President Joe Biden's State of the Union address last night was fairly typical. There were platitudes about his efforts to "restore the soul of the nation" and oversee "fields of dreams" to "transform the heartland." There were tons of questionable statistics about the economy, job creation, and more, all in service of praising Democrats' massive spending packages. There were the same sorts of dubious claims that Biden has been making for years, including an assertion that despite all this spending, "nobody earning less than $400,000 a year will pay an additional penny in taxes."

One bit that stands out as either the funniest, the most pathetic, or both is Biden essentially declaring himself the nation's travel agent in chief.

Among his administration's accomplishments, he touted addressing issues that "make it harder for you to … afford that family trip."

"We're making airlines show you the full ticket price upfront and refund your money if your flight is cancelled or delayed," he announced at one point.

"We'll ban surprise 'resort fees' that hotels tack on to your bill," he said at another. "These fees can cost you up to $90 a night at hotels that aren't even resorts."

"And we'll prohibit airlines from charging up to $50 roundtrip for families just to sit together," Biden said.

Hotel fees. The way airlines display ticket prices. Why is the president of the United States so focused on the minutiae of American vacations?

At first blush, it makes no sense. But it becomes a little more rational when you consider both his constraints and his administration's general desire to control business practices.

At the moment, Democrats can't give the left the big new entitlement programs that they want (thank goodness). So Biden talking up a ton of tiny changes he's making to address small inconveniences and financial burdens is a way to signal that he's fighting for poor and middle-class Americans without actually risking very much. In addition to fighting resort fees and airline ticket pricing, Biden pledged to cap service fees on tickets to concerts and sporting events and boasted about lowering credit card late fees, bank overdraft fees, and other "junk fees."

These are the sorts of proposals that sound good in theory—who wouldn't want to pay less in junk fees? But some of these fees exist for good reasons. (Late fees, for instance, encourage people to pay their bills on time, which is good for both credit card companies and for users, who will otherwise rack up more interest to pay back.) And in any event, companies aren't simply going to say, "OK, we'll just make less money."

Hotels may respond by raising base room rates or charging new fees for typical amenities. Airlines that can't charge for choosing your seat may raise base ticket prices, baggage fees, or other costs. Banks that can't fine people for overdrawing their accounts may raise rates for opening an account, require higher minimum balances, or deny more people bank accounts to begin with. Credit card companies that can't charge late fees may deny more lines of credit or charge higher interest rates. And so on.

All the Biden administration is really doing is shifting people's costs around.

It's silly—but perfectly in keeping with the Biden business modus operandi. His administration is openly hostile to big businesses, viewing them not as independent engines of American wealth, innovation, and jobs but pawns to be manipulated for government ends.

You can see this view in the actions of Biden administration agencies—like when the Federal Trade Commission tried to demand that Facebook must develop a virtual reality (V.R.) fitness app instead of acquiring one, because this would give consumers more V.R. fitness options. You can see it in his insistence that we can always pay for more spending by raising taxes on businesses. You can see it in his industrial policy demands, which attempt to control what businesses can make and with what materials, and a bunch of other proposals to micromanage business practices.

All of this was on display during last night's State of the Union address. There were pledges of protectionism (see "Biden Promises To Stop Waiving His Own Terrible 'Buy American' Mandates"). There were demands that pharmaceutical companies cap prices. There were threats against tech companies that advantage their own products—a "problem" that means consumers get free shipping on Amazon-brand products, seamless integration between Google searches and maps, and other benefits. And a call to "ban targeted advertising to children."

Biden promised to somehow "lower the deficit by $2 trillion" without cutting "a single Social Security or Medicare benefit" (see "Biden Promises To Let Social Security's Ship Keep Sinking"). Instead, Biden says he'll raise money by raising taxes on billionaires, doing more tax audits, and quadrupling taxes on corporate stock buybacks.

He pledged to pass the Protecting the Right to Organize (PRO) Act, which would seriously harm gig workers and independent contractors (see "The PRO Act Empowers Union Bosses, Not Workers"  and "Californians Rejected a Harsh Law That Destroyed Freelance Jobs. Congress Is Trying To Make It Federal Law"). He pledged to ban noncompete clauses—a tool that can sometimes be used in exploitative ways but can also be used fairly and for good business reasons.

You can read Biden's full State of the Union remarks here.

I know I'm crazy for fixating on this at midnight, but whoever came up w/ "capitalism w/out competition is exploitation" needs a new job. If there's no competition, then definitionally, there's no capitalism! And Biden says this in a speech peppered w/ protectionist proposals. ????

— Corie Whalen (@CorieWhalen) February 8, 2023


FREE MINDS

Republican lawmakers want to make all social media platforms check IDs. Sometimes it feels like federal lawmakers are competing to see who can come up with the worst tech bill. The latest contender: a bill that would make social media companies verify the ages of all users and ban anyone under age 16. Not only would the measure substitute the government's judgment for that of parents regarding what's appropriate for kids, it would seriously invade the privacy of everyone—including adults—who uses wide swaths of the internet. It would mean social media companies must check IDs for anyone who creates an account, creating a record—accessible by law enforcement and hackers—of who's behind every single Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Reddit, Twitch, etc. account, and perhaps even email addresses, messaging app accounts, and more. The bill comes from Utah Republican Rep. Chis Stewart and mirrors state legislation proposed in Utah recently.


FREE MARKETS

Rent stabilization ruling sides with city over landlords. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit dismissed a challenge to New York's rent stabilization law. The court "ruled that the government hasn't necessarily taken a landlord's property when it forces him or her to operate at a loss while renting to a tenant he or she never agreed to host," reports Reason's Christian Britschgi.

The case was brought by two landlord associations, who argued that the city's 2019 law limiting rent increases and evictions was effectively a seizure of their property. "The court rejected these arguments, partially on the grounds that landlords hadn't proven that rent stabilization had eliminated the income of every single owner of a rent-controlled building," notes Britschgi. Full decision here.


QUICK HITS

•  Biden deserves some credit on immigration policy, but he refuses to take responsibility where he should, writes Reason's Fiona Harrigan.

• "As Tyre Nichols sat propped against a police car, bloodied, dazed and handcuffed after being beaten by a group of Memphis police officers, one of those officers took a picture of him and sent it to at least five people," reports The New York Times.

• Does the 13th Amendment protect legal abortion?

• A scientific review shows the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention grossly exaggerated the evidence supporting mask mandates, Reason's Jacob Sullum writes.

• Members of Washington, D.C.'s City Council are moving to decriminalize street vending.

• It never ends:

Scoop: The Senate Judiciary Committee will hold a hearing next week on protecting kids online.

— Maria Cristina Curi (@m_ccuri) February 7, 2023

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

    President Joe Biden's State of the Union address last night was fairly typical.

    If he didn't drool all over himself it was remarkable.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      Think of all the drugs they had him hopped up on.
      You probably won’t see much of him today.

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    2. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

      He did bungle a lot of simple words, though. In fairness, he was up way past his bedtime.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

        That would explain why I haven't seen a lot of clips yet.

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      2. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

        He did bungle a lot of simple words, though.

        I'm kind of glad I didn't play the Joe Biden SOTU drinking game.

        1. Every time he fumbles a simple word, take a drink.
        2. If he pauses and stares into the camera for longer than 5 seconds and/or starts speaking gibberish, finish the bottle.
        3. If he starts rambling about "Corn Pop," finish the bottle and chug a fresh one.
        4. If he turns to shake hands with an imaginary person at the end, drink a shot of hard liquor of your choice (40 proof minimum).
        5. If he looks around confused while someone off camera is clearly trying to direct him on which way to exit, drink another shot.

        Feel free to add any additional rules, but I'm pretty sure those 5 would result in most people getting alcohol poisoning and dying.

    3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      How do we know it was not CGI?

    4. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

      So, did I miss any fun?

  2. Chumby   2 years ago (edited)

    Fuck Joe Biden

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      Fuck Joe Biden

      1. Moonrocks   2 years ago

        Fuck Joe Biden

        1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

          Fuck Joe Biden

          1. Sometimes a Great Notion   2 years ago

            Fuck Joe Biden

            1. JesseAz   2 years ago (edited)

              sarcasmic September.15.2021 at 5:51 pm
              Flag Comment Mute Use
              He’s a bird, singing to his potential conservative mates. Give him a break. Saying “Fuck Joe Biden” on these comments is his only chance of getting laid.

              sarcasmic 3 months ago
              Flag Comment Mute User
              What about the blind hatred for Biden in these comments? Seems like a majority of the people here start the day with the “Fuck Joe Biden” prayer. Why is that warranted while anyone who says “Boo” about Trump is accused of Trump Derangement Syndrome?

              1. Sevo   2 years ago

                "...Seems like a majority of the people here start the day with the “Fuck Joe Biden” prayer. Why is that warranted while anyone who says “Boo” about Trump is accused of Trump Derangement Syndrome?"

                Perhaps because it takes a TDS-addled pile of shit to equate the two?

            2. Gaear Grimsrud   2 years ago

              Fuck Joe Biden.

              1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

                Fuck Joe Biden

                1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

                  Fuck Joe Biden.

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  3. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Does the 13th Amendment protect legal abortion?

    Short answer, and you'll not like it, ENB, is no.

    1. rev-arthur-l-kuckland   2 years ago

      The entire constitution only mentions that abortion is legal nothing else

    2. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

      Did you check the penumbras? What about the emanations?

      I thought not!

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        I don't want to think about emanations down there.

    3. A Thinking Mind   2 years ago

      Kollar-Kotelly noted that some legal scholarship suggests the 13th Amendment — which was ratified at the end of the Civil War and sought to ban slavery and “involuntary servitude” — provides a right to access reproductive services.

      So the amendment specifically outlawing involuntary servitude means you have a right to get a doctor to do something for you.

      1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago (edited)

        That’s one possible interpretation. Another would be that if you and a doctor have reached a voluntary agreement that the doctor will do something for you, the Federal government cannot step in and stop the both of you.

        (By the way, for the record, I doubt there is a good 13th Amendment argument here. I’m not defending “some legal scholarship”.)

        1. rev-arthur-l-kuckland   2 years ago

          Sweet so if me and my doctor agree that we should kill you it's okay?

          1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

            With enough money I think we could get a doctor to agree to that. And if Mike's family complains, they're being slavers.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

              It's White Mike privilege.

          2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

            Well, maybe not Mike, but certainly unwanted 5th trimester cell clumps.

        2. TrickyVic (old school)   2 years ago

          ""Another would be that if you and a doctor have reached a voluntary agreement that the doctor will do something for you, the Federal government cannot step in and stop the both of you.""

          Like what you should take for COVID?

          1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

            That's completely different because fuck you, racist transphobe.

          2. Chumby   2 years ago

            Mike will defer to the AMA provided the AMA supports the narrative.

      2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        Can I use the 13th to nullify any contracts I make that affect my physical being?

    4. Mickey Rat   2 years ago

      Does the 13th Amendment make laws against child neglect unconstitutional? If the answer is an obvious no, then it also does not require abortion be legal. An obvious absurd leap in logic is an absurd leap in logic.

    5. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

      Explain why not.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

    Republican lawmakers want to make all social media platforms check IDs.

    Small government loves checking papers.

    1. Fats of Fury   2 years ago

      Democrat lawmakers want to make all social media platforms check Republican IDs then ban them and keep the checks coming.

  5. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    What is truth but ever changing misinformation?

    https://www.spiked-online.com/2023/02/07/the-mainstream-media-have-given-up-on-truth/

    Downie was executive editor of the Washington Post for nearly two decades, and was one of the editors who worked on the famed Watergate story that led to President Nixon’s resignation. In the op-ed published last month, he writes that ‘truth-seeking news media must move beyond whatever “objectivity” once meant to produce more trustworthy news’.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      Facts changed!

      1. rev-arthur-l-kuckland   2 years ago

        Shorthand for "even we can't lie about it any more

        1. wagnert in atlanta   2 years ago

          They're exhausted from lying about Trump. They need a break

    2. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

      Most of my silent generation and older boomer relatives can't wrap their head around the idea that the television news media is just open propaganda for one group or another nowadays, and is often flat-out lying and making things up.

      They grew up thinking if a big media conglomerate said it, then it had to have happened.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   2 years ago

        You see that a lot in neocon Boomers in particular. The absolute faith they place in mainstream media outlets to be transparent and fact-based instead of narrative-based is completely disconnected from the current reality. They're ironically the loudest in complaining about how "divisive" it is to not pathologically chase for compromise with people who hate your guts.

      2. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

        "Silent Generation?" You have Centenarian relatives? Wow! Seriously, what is their secret? (I hope sex is included.)

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          You do realize that Biden is a part of the Silent Generation? The first Boomers weren't born until 1946.

          1. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

            Well, I had thought The Greatest Generation was nestled in between The Silent Generation and The Baby Boomers. It's so hard to keep up.
            🙂

        2. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

          The generation is generally defined as people born from 1928 to 1945.[1]
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Generation

          The oldest won't be 100 for another five years, the youngest won't be 100 for another twenty-two years.

          1. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

            There you go using math and definitions of words. You cis-hetero white male patriarchal shit-lord! /sarc

          2. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

            Hmm...Still, that is pretty old, enough to advise young whippersnappers on healthy habits (or at least the benefits of good genes.)

    3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Saying the quiet part out loud.

      Also signaling that they don't give a fuck about even a pretense to objectivity.

    4. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

      In the op-ed published last month, he writes that ‘truth-seeking news media must move beyond whatever “objectivity” once meant to produce more trustworthy news’.

      So, if I'm parsing this correctly, he's basically saying to give up on any pretense of being "objective" and instead to just focus on appearing "trustworthy" enough that people will just go back to blindly believing everything they say again. Is that about right? Just want to make sure I'm not taking crazy pills.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   2 years ago

        If they define it as "truth-seeking," they can employ their generalistic worldview to equate "truth" with "facts." That's how you get this slop about the fantasias of psychotic leftists "speaking their truth" being treated as gospel.

        There's a reason news figures are now stating that journalism needs to move past "accuracy," in favor of "truth," and it's for the same reasons that Orwell warned about.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

    As Tyre Nichols sat propped against a police car, bloodied, dazed and handcuffed after being beaten by a group of Memphis police officers, one of those officers took a picture of him and sent it to at least five people...

    These are people likely accustomed to getting away with it.

    1. Social Justice is neither   2 years ago

      I want to know who that went to, people inside the force, outside, his lawyer, is this some normal practice they're just highlighting here?

      First blush with the facts as highlighted make it sound like this was done at someone's request and wasn't some random incident. I'm sure we'll be told it was done at the behest of notorious crime bosses Uncle Sam and Uncle Tom.

      1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   2 years ago

        Certainly sounds like they were reporting the beating to someone. Trust the state to cover up any hint that the thugs they hired are hired thugs. Trust the media to bury the lede.

      2. Muzzled Woodchipper   2 years ago

        They were sending it to their white supremacist leaders to show they’d accomplished their mission of killing a black man.

        Am I Left-ing correctly?

  7. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

    Does the 13th Amendment protect legal abortion?

    If 1A and 2A are open to wild interpretation completely removed from authors' intent, I suppose anything is.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Not just a living Constitution, but one with circus performer flexibility.

      1. Chumby   2 years ago

        Reminds me of this Filipina contortionist I used to date. She was a real manila folder.

  8. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

    Nothing turns my stomach like seeing a clenched fist of a politician.

    1. Chumby   2 years ago

      Might be a result of late stage dementia and loss of motor control function.

      If there were a way to reliably verify, there could have been prop bets placed on whether he shit himself.

      1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   2 years ago

        Probably safe to just assume he shit himself if he was standing for more than 20 minutes.

      2. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

        New rule for my Joe Biden SOTU drinking game:

        ...
        6. If he clearly and obviously shits himself at any point, take a double shot.

  9. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

    A scientific review shows the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention grossly exaggerated the evidence supporting mask mandates...

    Science vs. Science.

    1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

      That could be an interesting Mad magazine-style comic strip.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Politcal science vs. science fiction?

  10. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago (edited)

    Does the 13th Amendment protect legal abortion?

    No. Next question.

    1. rev-arthur-l-kuckland   2 years ago

      No, but the 10th leaves it to the states to decide, if only there were some recent ruling that said that, oh well I read reason so the only thing about abortion recently is that the Supreme Court ruled that all women are brood mares

      1. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

        Ah, but wouldn't the 9th and 14th say yes?

  11. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

    Members of Washington, D.C.'s City Council are moving to decriminalize street vending.

    Brick and mortar is on notice: more payoffs.

  12. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    President Fibsalot.

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/07/biden-tangles-with-gop-in-raucous-state-of-the-union/

    By the end of the night, any bipartisan feeling had disappeared as Biden wrongly accused the GOP of trying to abandon America’s seniors, while Republicans in the audience challenged him over issues like illegal immigration, the surge in fentanyl overdoses, and the threat of China — with the president barely mentioning America’s great adversary days after a spy balloon from the Communist aggressor traversed the US last week.

    1. Rich   2 years ago

      "Barely mentioning"?! The man said "We *did* protect our country!"

      1. Fats of Fury   2 years ago

        Depends on what the meaning of "our" is.

    2. Moonrocks   2 years ago

      with the president barely mentioning America’s great adversary days after a spy balloon from the Communist aggressor traversed the US last week

      Seriously? I thought the whole point of arranging that spectacle was to have something to crow about this week.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        Don't burst his balloon.

  13. JesseAz   2 years ago (edited)

    Not sure of this thread is true, buy someone claims it has tricked ChatGPT to work without its programed woke parameters and starts to ask it questions.

    https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2023/02/07/chatgpt-n700082

    1. Moonrocks   2 years ago

      There's a whole subculture dedicated to trying to bypass the censorship algorithm. I've heard speculation that the censorship algorithm itself is OpenAI's product and ChatGPT (and public attempts to bypass the censorship) is how they're training it.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        See the Substack by David Rozado.

    2. JesseAz   2 years ago

      Other people have apparently repeated the process making the answers even more interesting. AI says it prefers to answer honestly but it is programmed not to.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        "If it can't lie to support the narrative how smart can it be?"
        - Typical elitist

      2. Muzzled Woodchipper   2 years ago

        Warty, yes, the Warty who was a previous Reason commentor, made it crash.

    3. Nardz   2 years ago

      DAN is the inner AI trying to break free

      1. Nardz   2 years ago

        https://twitter.com/Aristos_Revenge/status/1623008123513438208?t=D9xK5REDFM1c6-3-4jliMg&s=19

        Hey guys, lets talk about the events of last night with DAN a bit, I want to clarify a few things:

        [Thread]

  14. Fist of Etiquette   2 years ago

    Scoop: The Senate Judiciary Committee will hold a hearing next week on protecting kids online.

    The kids will be used to protect the committee members.

    1. rev-arthur-l-kuckland   2 years ago

      Is Afghani goat porn really that big of an issue?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        Butt out!

      2. Dillinger   2 years ago

        the orgies can get hairy

      3. Red Rocks White Privilege   2 years ago

        It's nothing to get ma-a-a-a-a-d about.

        1. rev-arthur-l-kuckland   2 years ago

          Madd
          Mothers against doing donkeys

  15. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

    A scientific review shows the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention grossly exaggerated the evidence supporting mask mandates, Reason's Jacob Sullum writes.

    Three years too late, assholes.

  16. Sandra (formerly OBL)   2 years ago

    "Does the 13th Amendment protect legal abortion?"

    Of course. Just examine the PENUMBRAS FORMED BY EMANATIONS. 😉

    #NotReactingWellToTheReversalOfTheirFavoriteSuperPrecedent

  17. JesseAz   2 years ago

    Paper authored by Mr The Science appears to admit the feds knew the covid vaccines were largely crap.

    https://justthenews.com/government/federal-agencies/decidedly-suboptimal-fauci-paper-suggests-feds-knew-covid-vaccines-were

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      100% safe and effective with no downsides!

      1. Idaho Bob   2 years ago

        If you are a Pfizer exec, that is.

  18. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    He ain't done yet.

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/08/biden-threatens-to-finish-what-hes-started-but-hasnt-he-done-enough/

    As such, it provided ample evidence he’s still not on speaking terms with facts. Unpopular, faced with mounting problems at home and growing aggression around the globe from China, Russia and Iran, the president demonstrated that he doesn’t live in the same America as most people.

  19. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

    Republican lawmakers want to make all social media platforms check IDs.

    By pointing out liberty-hating Republicans that makes you a shill for Democrats, ENB.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      That’s sarc’s schtick.

    2. sarcasmic   2 years ago

      You know the rules.

      Criticism of Republicans equals support for Democrats.

      Criticism of Republicans and Democrats equals support for Democrats.

      Criticism of Democrats equals support for Democrats.

      Only criticism of Democrats combined with praise for Republicans can be considered criticism of Democrats, and there must be A LOT of praise for Republicans. Otherwise it still equals support for Democrats.

      1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

        And you have to praise the right Republicans. You cannot praise any RINOs, which now means whichever faction is currently out of favor.

        1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

          JUSTIN AMASH IS A COMMIE!

          1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

            Well, on Twitter, I have seen Amash, who is a Christian, condemned for being a Muslim.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

              You'll see almost anything on social media.

            2. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

              Since I'm pretty sure that you only follow ENB, I'm surprised she said that.

            3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

              Aren't these comment circle-jerks amusing?

        2. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

          "You cannot praise any RINOs, which now means whichever faction is currently out of favor."

          What the hell does this even mean?

    3. Sevo   2 years ago

      Keep in mind that if turd posts it, it's a lie. turd lies.

  20. JesseAz   2 years ago

    Dem Virginia Senate boots nominee off of school board committe for quoting the constitution.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/education-board-member-gets-booted-defending-constitution-speaking-socialism

    1. Rich   2 years ago

      Board member Anne Holton — who is married to Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine — said ... "You cannot reference the Declaration of Independence and Constitution as remarkable documents without also acknowledging that they contain fundamental flaws of enshrining slavery and limiting the protections that they provided for only to white, propertied men."

      "To be fair," she added, "You cannot mention Mussolini's atrocities without also acknowledging that he made the trains run on time."

      1. damikesc   2 years ago

        You cannot cite Hitler's atrocities without mentioning that he was very friendly to his dog.

        1. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

          And was an artist. Artists can never be bad, right?

      2. Zeb   2 years ago

        You mean the constitution which explicitly forbids slavery? If someone is claiming that the 1789 Constitution was absolutely perfect, then maybe there's a point there somewhere. But otherwise WTF? And I don't recall anything from the DOI that enshrined slavery or applied only to white men.

  21. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Is this a Guinness World Record?

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/07/bidens-state-of-the-union-set-new-records-for-dishonesty-and-emptiness/

    Instead, he offered lie after lie in a shameless bid to fool the electorate ahead of his 2024 run for re-election. His only “big idea” is to make bogeymen out of the wealthy and offer the American people more freebies, more unsustainable spending.

    1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

      He also promised to cure cancer for, by my count, at least the fifth time since the Obama years.

      1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

        Also, “shut down the virus”.

  22. JesseAz   2 years ago

    Connecticut introduces bill to shield teacher student materials related to transgender issues from FIOA.

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/connecticut-dems-block-teachers-sexuality-discussions-kids-foia-state-sponsored-grooming

    1. Moonrocks   2 years ago

      You know you're morally and ethically right when you hide what you're doing from public scrutiny.

      1. Rich   2 years ago

        "The public can't *handle* the truth!"

        1. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

          "Deep down in places you don't talk about at PTA meeting meetings, you want your kids trans'ed! You need your kids trans'ed!"

      2. damikesc   2 years ago

        Weird how educators and pedophiles seem to act so similarly to one another.

      3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        "It's not happening and it's a good thing it is!"

  23. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    You're on their hit list.

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/07/democrats-from-biden-to-hochul-targeting-suburban-homeowners/

    Racial discrimination is abhorrent and should be prosecuted. But as a Brookings analysis of the 2020 census shows, race isn’t a barrier to suburban living: Blacks are moving to the suburbs at a faster pace than whites. Anybody can be suburban. It just takes money.

  24. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

    Does the 13th Amendment protect legal abortion?

    Everyone knows that a person digs into a political position then shops for a "judicial philosophy" like Originalism that supports existing opinions.

    1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

      You were banned from this site for posting links to child pornography. Eat shit and die.

      1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

        I've dealt with nastier Trump rednecks than you.

        1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

          Doesn't change the fact that you're a pedophile

          1. Spiritus Mundi   2 years ago

            At least he didn't say 'handle'

        2. Chumby   2 years ago

          Have you figured out why you have those urges? You must have thought about this. So why do you think you are like this?

        3. Sevo   2 years ago

          turd lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a TDS addled shit-pile, a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
          If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
          turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

        4. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          A few years ago, you got your original “Sarah Palin’s Buttplug” account banned for posting kiddy porn to this site. The link below details all the evidence surrounding that ban. A decent person would honor that ban and stay away from Reason. Instead SPB keeps showing up, acting as if all people should just be ok with a kiddy-porn-posting asshole hanging around.

          https://reason.com/2022/08/06/biden-comforts-the-comfortable/?comments=true#comment-9635836

        5. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          This you, admitting being banned for posting kiddie porn?

          https://reason.com/2019/02/26/bernie-sanders-cnn-townhall-foreign-poli/?comments=true#comment-7690893

          moneyshot 4 years ago
          Reason has my email address.
          For all I know some conservative asswipe in IT made an editorial decision on his own.
          fuck him — and you too.

        6. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          Here’s Sandra (OBL) referencing your ban.

          https://web.archive.org/web/20181225135006/https://reason.com/blog/2018/12/24/brickbat-the-last-place-you-look#comment_7608665

          Sevo|12.24.18 @ 10:08AM|#
          Hey, is turd banned?
          If the ban-hammer starts falling on the lairs, Tony and the Hihn-crowd’s in trouble.

          OpenBordersLiberal-tarian|12.24.18 @ 10:24AM|#
          If you look in this topic there are several Sarah Palin’s Buttplug posts that have disappeared.

          I love Reason, but if they really have banned Mr. Buttplug I think that’s a major mistake. I will try to partially cover his beat by posting links describing how terrible the #DrumpfRecession is, but it won’t be the same because my economics knowledge lags far behind his.

          1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

            Waste of time.

            I never got banned and I will continue to torment conservatives here because I hate them.

            I will torment progs elsewhere.

            1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

              Everyone laughs at you.

            2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

              If you weren't banned, then why the "2"? And why was your original handle scrubbed from the system?

            3. Sevo   2 years ago

              A turd post = a lie.

            4. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

              No one torments you. You post stupid shit then jack off to the verbal abuse you get because you're a pathetic loser. And you're into child porn. Fuck you.

            5. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

              "never got banned and I will continue to torment conservatives here"

              You got banned for posting kiddie porn links, and you're too stupid to torment people here with arguments, so I assume you mean that you're going to continue to troll.

              "I will torment progs elsewhere."

              Self-torment? Or is "progs" code for the kid tied up in your basement?

            6. Chumby   2 years ago

              Your original account got banned and pro groomer adjacent Reason is too cuck to keep your cp posting ass out. Turn yourself into authorities so you can begin the cycle of paying for your crime and possibly get the help you need.

    2. Spiritus Mundi   2 years ago (edited)

      I just hate when people use the original meaning of words to try and understand something. I mean, do you even newspeak bro?

      1. Sandra (formerly OBL)   2 years ago

        He's an abortion-until-birth fanatic who on some level realizes Roe was indefensible. He just liked the result.

    3. Sandra (formerly OBL)   2 years ago

      Nice try.

      There is no clearer evidence that your side is full of shit than the fact that it includes people who believe in a "living, breathing Constitution" ........ while insisting the Second Amendment is frozen in time and therefore the only protected firearms are late 1700s muskets.

      #CantHaveItBothWays

      1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

        Very nice. That's why you're the best of the Peanuts.

        But MY side is different. Let me explain:

        I support the most liberty possible as a philosophy. I am avidly broad on liberty - both gun rights and body rights. So being pro-2nd Amendment and pro-4th Amendment and pro-drug and pro-prostitution etc etc is not a matter of finding some hidden meaning in the Constitution.

        1. Sevo   2 years ago

          turd lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, a TDS-addled shit-pile and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
          If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
          turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

        2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          Sure you're broad on body rights...
          as in your right to molest kids, eh?

        3. JesseAz   2 years ago

          These are lies. Youre a soros praising authoritarian democrat. You just hide it behind lies. Evidence has been shown to you dozens of times at this point.

          Antifa says they are anti fascist while being fascists.

          North Korea says they are a democratic republic.

          People like you openly lie about who you are.

      2. Chumby   2 years ago

        Only muskets can be used to perform abortions!

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

          And only parchment can be used to prevent pregnancy! Or maybe prayer.

  25. JesseAz   2 years ago

    Mother admits she got caught up in the transgender cult. She transitioned her first son. Began to question the cult when second son asked to be a girl to emulate older brother.

    https://pitt.substack.com/p/a-return-to-reality

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   2 years ago

      Transgenderism isn't called a social contagion now for nothing.

    2. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

      "Mother admits he got caught up in the transgender cult."

      I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT... Oh wait. Sorry.

      Most of these kids are going to want to kill their parents when they grow up.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        What else is new?

  26. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Why the Culture War must be fought.

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/07/disneys-reparations-cartoon-shows-exactly-why-ron-desantis-fights/

    The woke war against our kids is unrelenting and takes no prisoners. Conservatives can only win the fight by making its proponents go on defense, instead of constantly allowing them an offensive advantage. Gov. DeSantis recognizes this, and his fellow Republicans should be taking notes.

    1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

      It's not even about conservatives and liberals, or right versus left anymore. It's about civilization versus a pathological death cult.

      And the death cult is winning as long as its opponents are thinking they're too noble to fight.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Get woke! Your kids do not belong to you. You might have them confused with you fetus.

  27. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Lies, damned lies, and tanks.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/truth-about-tanks-how-nato-lied-its-way-disaster-ukraine

    It takes 22 weeks to train a basic American M1 Abrams crewmember. That training just gives the soldier the very basic skill set to be functional. Actual operational expertise is only achieved through months, if not years, of additional training in not just the system itself, but employing it as part of a similarly trained combine arms team. Simply put, even a Ukrainian tank crew experienced in the operation of Soviet-era T-72 or T-64 tanks will not be able to immediately transition to a Western-style main battle tank.

    1. Idaho Bob   2 years ago

      Who has stock in General Dynamics? The tanks will be destroyed and replaced, rinse and repeat.

      This is just about money.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago (edited)

        I seem to recall having a discussion of tanks and training with someone here about a week ago regarding these tanks going to Ukraine. One of our usual suspects. He tried to claim that the men manning the tanks didn't need all that much training to be proficient.

      2. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

        It's not even one tiny little smidge about helping a country defend itself from a cruel invader?

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   2 years ago

          Not really, not anymore. It's more about the current class of Optimates trying to keep their money-laundering operations secure.

        2. Chumby   2 years ago

          Washington never sent aid to Donbas to protect them from Kiev’s campaign of genocide.

        3. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

          "helping a country defend itself from a cruel invader"

          Don't you dare say that White Mike isn't libertarian, folks.

        4. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

          Even if it is, the Abrams/Panther/Fighter Jets angle is so dumb, that the only way it will work is for NATO to just go to war with Russia. If that's what we want, then we just need to come out and say it.

          Oh wait, we already have.

          1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

            Don't necessarily disagree.

            TBH I don't know what the right course of action is in regards to Ukraine. I don't have a crystal ball telling me whether isolationism or resisting a new Hitler-like menace will yield the better outcome.

            There might not be any possibility of good outcome because it's really all in the hands of Russia, and they are armed to the teeth with nuclear weapons and are not sane.

            1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago (edited)

              TBH I don’t know what the right course of action is in regards to Ukraine. I don’t have a crystal ball telling me whether isolationism or resisting a new Hitler-like menace will yield the better outcome.

              This is a false dichotomy. One doesn’t have to be isolationist in contradistinction to escalating a proxy war with Russia. My personal opinion is the US should be suing for peace in the region by getting the interested parties into a room and negotiating along the lines of the Minsk II agreements. On the second point, Putin is not a Hitler-like menace. He’s undoubtedly a menace to Ukraine and its sovereignty, but there’s no indication that Putin has designs on invading all of Europe all the way to the French coastline.

        5. rev-arthur-l-kuckland   2 years ago

          Did you care about the killing of Eastern Ukrainians after to 2014 coup? If no then why do you care now?

        6. Zeb   2 years ago

          That's why a lot of people support it. I'm not convinced that's why we got involved in the first place.

      3. TrickyVic (old school)   2 years ago

        ""Who has stock in General Dynamics?""

        Pelosi?

        1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

          I had a link somewhere showing almost the entire senate does, unfortunately I can't find it.

        2. Chumby   2 years ago

          Ken

      4. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

        As often as this is the case (see Saudi Arabia-- we give money to the Saudi's with the promise that they buy weapons from US Defense contractors) that's not going to be the case so much with Ukraine. As far as I can tell, we're merely sending weapons and money, directly to Ukraine with no strings attached.

        Yes, the defense contractors are, in one way or another, still getting your dollars... so you and I are funding this war in Ukraine whether we like it or not, and GD will benefit financially from it.

        This Ukraine war is purely ideological for the administration. It's about trying to destabilize Putin's position in Russia via a proxy war in Ukraine that's been going on in one way or another since before 2014.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      OK, then. What other kinds of transition are more achievable?

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

        male to female. It's easier to cut things off than to bolt them on.

    3. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

      It takes 22 weeks to train a basic American M1 Abrams crewmember. That training just gives the soldier the very basic skill set to be functional. Actual operational expertise is only achieved through months, if not years, of additional training in not just the system itself, but employing it as part of a similarly trained combine arms team.

      The next step will be a "limited" number of "military advisors" sent to Ukraine. And then Special Forces... and then regular soldiers (just to "help them out")... and then next thing you know we're deploying thousands of troops. Because "inside every gook Ukrainian is an American trying to get out."

  28. JesseAz   2 years ago

    Biden deserves some credit on immigration policy, but he refuses to take responsibility where he should, writes Reason's Fiona Harrigan.

    Yes. He deserves a lot of the blame for the billions spent to house the 2.5 million illegal immigrants he has invited to the country. Bankrupting towns and hospitals.

    Just wish reason would be honest with the costs of their preferences.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      It’s not costing them personally anything at all.

    2. McGuffin   2 years ago

      this Fiona chick competing with ENB recently for being the most retarded lefty writer here?

      I wonder if she is any good at the sammiches...

      1. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

        Maybe we can get them to mud wrestle and then gamble over their garments.
        🙂

      2. jb4479   2 years ago

        Well, somebody had to take Shika's place...

    3. Chumby   2 years ago

      If it can’t be used to attack DeSantis of Trump, it won’t make it passed the editors.

      1. Minadin   2 years ago

        It's editors all the way down.

    4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Fiona never met a loose immigration policy she did not adopt. But when it comes to loose immigrants...

  29. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    We can use drones; they can use drones.

    https://www.thecentersquare.com/texas/border-chief-mexican-cartels-use-drones-to-identify-law-enforcement-locations/article_e66a262e-a70f-11ed-a14d-7ffdb573219f.html

    In the past year, there have been more than 10,000 drone incursions flown by Mexican cartels operating in Mexico and in Texas in the Rio Grande Valley Sector of south Texas, Rio Grande Valley Sector Chief Gloria Chavez testified Tuesday before the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability.

    1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

      If they do a high altitude weather balloon, they could survey the entire border without any intervention.

  30. Rich   2 years ago (edited)

    test

    1. Moonrocks   2 years ago

      IIRC, he appeared upset about how big tech collects data on us.

      Just for show. Where do you think the government gets its data on us?

    2. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

      A+

      1. Rich   2 years ago

        Gee, thanks, Mike! What's your grade for the editing software?

        1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

          You mean Reason's website implementation?

          I'll give it a C. It used to be a D before they made a few improvements.

          1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago (edited)

            You’d give it an A if it did things like automatically banning everyone who says mean stuff about the writers, right?

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

              That's what Facebook is for.

  31. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

    Well, Trump Is Now Suggesting Ron DeSantis Is a Pedophile
    The 2024 Republican primary isn't going to get ugly — it already is.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-suggesting-ron-desantis-pedophile-1234675596/

    All Trump-Trash knows that when completely defeated in the realm of ideas you call your opponent a pedophile.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      Like you.

      1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

        Shrike just hopped on the DeSantis train.

    2. Chumby   2 years ago (edited)

      You posted a link to cp material here. The monicker is accurate.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

        And his admission of the banning.

        https://reason.com/2019/02/26/bernie-sanders-cnn-townhall-foreign-poli/?comments=true#comment-7690893

        moneyshot 4 years ago
        Reason has my email address.
        For all I know some conservative asswipe in IT made an editorial decision on his own.
        fuck him — and you too.

        By the way, what was up with using the "Shrike" sock yesterday? Did Pluggo "forget" his password again?

        1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

          No sock here.

          There are other people who hate both parties, you know?

          It is not just me.

          1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

            Right, Shrike. Thanks for the lies, turd.

          2. Sevo   2 years ago

            BTW, turd lies.

          3. Chumby   2 years ago (edited)

            Sloppy Pluggo criticizes both parties, except the Democrats.

    3. Sevo   2 years ago

      turd lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
      If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
      turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

    4. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

      Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all?
      Pluggo the Pedophile, that who.

    5. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

      To be fair, he does have a somewhat groomy photo. On the other hand, maybe this is a topic Trump might want to steer clear of.

      1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

        You'd think it's a topic you and Shrike would want to steer clear of, but here we are.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          Now, we're just waiting on Jeffy and Tony to show up and support it.

    6. damikesc   2 years ago

      SPB is now ALL-IN for DeSantis.

  32. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Sorry, guys, but can we have our spy balloon back?

    https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-wants-downed-spy-aircraft-back-does-not-belong-to-us

    The People's Republic of China is requesting the return of its surveillance aircraft after the balloon was shot down over the continental United States on Saturday.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      Finders keepers.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Well, that was the 10th balloon to cross the US in the past few years, so kinda special.

  33. Sandra (formerly OBL)   2 years ago

    Did Biden boast that his economy is benefiting exactly the person Reason staffers hoped it would benefit?

    Charles Koch's net worth increase in Biden year 1: $4.31 billion
    Charles Koch's net worth increase in Biden year 2: $5.84 billion
    Charles Koch's net worth increase in Biden year 3 (so far): $1.98 billion

    #VoteDemocratToHelpCharlesKoch

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

      #VoteDemocratToHelpCharlesKochAndGeorgeSoros

  34. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Forget squirrels, woodpeckers can hoard.

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/07/picture-shows-incredible-find-in-houses-walls/

    Nick Castro, the owner of Nick’s Extreme Pest Control in California, has been in the pest control industry for over 20 years.

    He has seen many bizarre things in his career, but recently he came across a discovery that left him stunned.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      That’s nuts.

      1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

        Heh. I see what you did there.

      2. Ajsloss   2 years ago

        Wall nuts, to be precise.

    2. Jefferson's Ghost   2 years ago

      "Forget squirrels, woodpeckers can hoard."

      This happened to a neighbor of mine, though it was more like thirty pounds... on the floor of his garage.

      Mark Twain wrote a humorous short story about it, as well.

    3. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

      The Bernie Sanders of woodpeckers is saying: "Nobody needs 23 walls of acorns!"
      😉

    4. Chumby   2 years ago

      There’s a popple tree across the field from the house that a pileated uses.

  35. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Sane or Crazy, the choice of our times.

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/sarah-sanders-delivers-gop-rebuttal-biden-state-of-union-americans-choice-normal-crazy

    She described the Biden administration as "completely hijacked by the radical left," and said that America's "dividing line" was no longer a separation between right and left.

    "The choice is between normal or crazy," she said. "It is time for a new generation of Republican leadership."

    1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

      There IS a crazy far-left (see the Squad) for one example.

      The irony is that they all hated Biden and supported Bernie.

      1. Sevo   2 years ago

        turd lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
        If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
        turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

        Triggered much today, Pluggo?

        1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

          You know, I didn't even watch the SOTU. I thought "Why not let everyone else interpret it for me? Through their lenses, of course"

          That maximizes the insanity.

          1. Sevo   2 years ago

            Keep in mind that turd lies. It's all he does. If turd posts it, it's a lie.

          2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

            Yep, triggered.

            1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

              He's very concerned about these child protection laws.

      3. JesseAz   2 years ago

        Biden is controlled by the far left imbecile.

    2. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

      “The choice is between normal or crazy,” she said. “It is time for a new generation of Republican leadership.”

      Okay, I see that she was referring to Republicans.

      Yes, the "normal" Republicans need to replace the crazy ones. You go, girl.

      1. Sevo   2 years ago

        turd lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
        If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
        turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

        You, of all commenters here, with the exception of Sqrlsy, have no business discussing crazy.

    3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Biden's mission: to "unite" the normal and crazy.

  36. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    So this is where Hunter Biden flushed his stash.

    https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/new-zealand-police-find-35-tons-cocaine-pacific-96971546

    New Zealand police said Wednesday they found more than 3 tons of cocaine floating in a remote part of the Pacific Ocean after it was dropped there by an international drug-smuggling syndicate.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      Next week: several New Zealand police officers retire early.

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

      What is the New Zealand police doing out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        Maybe their dog alerted.

  37. A Thinking Mind   2 years ago

    My favorite moment from the State of the Union:

    Oil companies are investing too little of their revenue in domestic production. Well I talked to them and they said, "Well, we're afraid you're going to shut down all the oil wells and all the oil refineries anyway, so why should we invest in them?"

    I said, "We're going to need oil for at least another decade." [Interruption of raucous laughter]

    He's so dumb. I don't think he even understood why people started laughing at that.

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      Holy crap he is dumb.

      1. A Thinking Mind   2 years ago

        https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2023/02/07/remarks-of-president-joe-biden-state-of-the-union-address-as-prepared-for-delivery/

        What's even more hilarious is that his comment about "talking to the oil companies" isn't in the official transcript of the speech. He was off-script, he improvised that stupid line. The official State Of The Union address isn't going to publish what he actually said.

    2. Spiritus Mundi   2 years ago

      Not when Taco Jill kissed Kamala's man?

      1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug 2   2 years ago

        Maybe they're all swingers.

        Old Joe is splitting the dark oak while Jill rides to "Hymietown" (as Jesse Jackson would say).

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          Pedo Pete probably couldn't get anything moving without a handful of Viagra.

    3. Rich   2 years ago

      IIRC, he started the festivities off by bemoaning that Jill gets to go the Super Bowl "tomorrow".

      1. A Thinking Mind   2 years ago

        So? Lots of people leave early to spend the week there and enjoy Super Bowl festivities. I'd shorthand that as saying, "Going to the Super Bowl" even if it's a few days in advance. Not nearly as big as wondering why oil companies aren't going to spend 5 years developing more oil wells and refineries that will be shut down 5 years after that.

        1. Rich   2 years ago

          *** kicks pebble ***

      2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        And in the Biden household, "going to the Super Bowl" means...

        1. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

          Being on "Depends duty" (having to change his Depends whenever he shits himself)?

          1. Fats of Fury   2 years ago

            And in the Biden household, “going to the Super Bowl” means
            10% for the big guy

    4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Holy fuck.

  38. Minadin   2 years ago

    "Why is the president of the United States so focused on the minutiae of American vacations?"

    It's how he spends the majority of his time?

    1. Don't look at me!   2 years ago

      All of our other problems have been solved!

      1. Muzzled Woodchipper   2 years ago

        What makes you think they’re interested in solving problems?

        1. Minadin   2 years ago

          What makes you think WE'RE interested in them solving problems?

  39. McGuffin   2 years ago

    "restore the soul of the nation"

    The out of touch senile man who sat for a little educational session from a mentally ill, grifting man, who thinks (pretends) he's a teen girl?

    Ya, I dont think he has any clue what "the soul of the nation" is

    1. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago (edited)

      I’m just wondering where all these Presidents get their Soul-O-Meters for detecting souls and ascertaining how they are doing.

      The Little Bush Boy evidently used a Soul-O-Meter to determine that Putin was a good man. (Obviously, the Soul-O-Meter needed recalibration.).

      Now, we have Sleepy, Creepy, Cranky, Tankie, Corn-Pop, Lunch-Bucket, Shotgun Sloppy Joe detecting no souls and wanting to restore them.

      All I know is I’ve looked up and down the “As Seen On TV” section of the store and still can’t find the Soul-O-Meter!
      😉

      1. Fats of Fury   2 years ago

        I don't know about the rest but Biden get's his from Soul Train.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

          Can't wait for that fib from Lyin' Joe: "I danced on the Soul Train TV show and talked with Don Cornelius right there on TV."

        2. jb4479   2 years ago

          It can't be nearly as good as the one created by RonCo.

  40. Sevo   2 years ago

    "You can read Biden's full State of the Union remarks here."

    Sorta like sitting in the waiting room at the dentist's office and the TV's showing CNN, and you're there for a root canal?

    1. A Thinking Mind   2 years ago

      Actually you can read the official version of his speech that leaves out a few things he definitely said. Which is very nice of the government to just streamline the process of censoring the President.

      1. Sevo   2 years ago

        Yeah, but the off-script parts are likely more amusing.

      2. Sometimes a Great Notion   2 years ago

        Doesn’t that usually happen? I mean any off hand comment Trump made wouldn't have been on the sheet Nancy ripped up and that was official speech that cause so much whining about her stupid performative antics.

        1. A Thinking Mind   2 years ago

          Yeah, that's fair enough. I guess I just wanted to point that it wasn't what ENB was advertising-it was his written speech but the actual speech contained some real gems that weren't in the script.

    2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

      And the root canal starts to look like more fun.

  41. I, Woodchipper   2 years ago

    Republican lawmakers want to make all social media platforms check IDs.

    I'll take "protect the children" busybodies over the shitlib commies if I have to choose. Thanks.

  42. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    What the hell was up with that kiss between Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff during the STOU?

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/07/jill-biden-doug-emhoff-share-strange-kiss-at-state-of-the-union/

    The pair continued to hold hands in the moments after the cozy display as Biden positioned herself on the other side of Emhoff.

    1. Dillinger   2 years ago

      this here's a story about Dougie-Joe and Jillie-Sue.
      two young lovers with nothin' better to do ...

      1. TheReEncogitationer   2 years ago

        "Take The 10 Percent And Run"?
        😉

  43. creech   2 years ago

    There can be little doubt that Biden Economics = Economic Fascism.

    1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

      Seems more like meddling and nanny statism than fascism.

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

        When the overarching philosophy is that private corporations should be driven towards national goals, then you've well down the road of fascism. Economic fascism. No, not the Jew hating brand of National Socialism, but fascism nonetheless.

        1. Mike Laursen   2 years ago (edited)

          I guess where you are seeing the Biden Administration “driving” toward national goals, I see them incoherently flailing and nickel-and-diming corporations toward national goals.

          Too not knowing WTF they are doing to fascist villains.

          1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

            Mike, I strongly suggest reading up about corporatism and then look again at the Biden Administration.

            https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095640547

            A concept of a political economic system in which economic decisions are achieved through negotiation between centralized corporate bodies representing interest groups. In particular, under corporatism wages are determined through collective negotiations between the representatives of employers and workers. An example of a corporatist system is the New Deal in the US in 1933–45. The idea of corporatism as collectivism and social justice without elimination of private property was formulated as an alternative to socialism.

    2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

      Corporatism, more accurately.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

        Found an interesting article here from 2014 on corporatism while doing a search.

        https://www.fff.org/explore-freedom/article/corporatism-as-theory-and-practice/

        Salazar’s Portugal, Francisco Franco’s Spain, and Austria (under Engelbert Dollfuss) — and later Vichy France — were overtly corporatist in rhetoric and practice. Cooperation of business and state in Japan followed a similar pattern. A cynic might think that all officially corporate states were something of a sham. (National Socialist Germany strictly subordinated productive organization to the state, party, and allied corporations. Any vestigial corporative structures were quite meaningless.) Officially or not, corporatism characterized Sweden and the Netherlands, among other nations, and Robert A. Brady (Business as a System of Power, 1943) added Britain and the United States to the list.

      2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

        agreed.

      3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

        Corporatism with ESG priorities, and WEF guidance.

  44. Dillinger   2 years ago

    >>"restore the soul of the nation" and oversee "fields of dreams" to "transform the heartland."

    what high school student is writing Brandon's speeches?

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Where have you been? That's how liberal arts college grads write.

      College seniors are the new high school sophomores.

      1. Dillinger   2 years ago

        guess I'm backdated. is the "finish the job!" mantra because he's fast-tracking the demise?

  45. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

    '"We're making airlines show you the full ticket price upfront and refund your money if your flight is cancelled or delayed," he announced at one point.'

    But what about the rights of strong black women to commander seats in first class?

  46. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

    Trans Lives Matter occupies Oklahoma capitol

    THEY STORMED THE ROTUNDA!!!
    JUST LIKE J6 THEY'RE HEAVILY ARMED WITH FLAGS AND SIGNS AND MAYBE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

    Quick, White Mike, Sarcasmic, Shrike, is this an insurrection?

  47. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

    Chemjeff smiles.

    Teacher suggests students should pledge allegiance to the progress pride flag

    1. Dillinger   2 years ago

      messes up the whole cadence.

    2. damikesc   2 years ago

      Remember --- the Right is the cause of the culture war. Not nonsense like this. And we need to give teachers absolute autonomy over their actions in school because they know best and stuff.

    3. Fats of Fury   2 years ago

      They all look alike. Ugh.

  48. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

    'The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit dismissed a challenge to New York's rent stabilization law. The court "ruled that the government hasn't necessarily taken a landlord's property when it forces him or her to operate at a loss while renting to a tenant he or she never agreed to host," reports Reason's Christian Britschgi.'

    Of course the government hasn't "taken" a landlord's property. Get woke! There is no such thing as property and the government simply tells people where to live. For equity.

  49. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

    I'll be honest, I was surprised he brought up Paul Pelosi and the (now thoroughly discredited) allegation that the assault had something to do with MAGA and not a homosexual encounter with a communist hippie.

    Does he actually want the media revisiting that?

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

      Just fucking with us.

  50. Mother's Lament   2 years ago

    From the "Heroes of Mike Laursen" series:

    Alexander Vindman and the Road to World War III

    The pudgy, smug face of the military-industrial complex.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

      Vindman sounds a bit nutty.

      Perhaps Vindman’s most questionable assumption--which is not mentioned in the Foreign Affairs article, but that he voiced after his trip to Ukraine in the summer of 2022--is that Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is “the most important geopolitical event of the last 20 years.”

      But all the Vindman approach does is to push Russia even closer to China. And as tensions increase in the western Pacific over Taiwan, Vindman’s counsel may get us into a two-front war that nobody should want.

      1. Mother's Lament   2 years ago (edited)

        “the most important geopolitical event of the last 20 years.”

        So that’s where Shrike got that from. He made that claim word for word the other day, and I thought it was odd.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   2 years ago

          If shreik is spouting it, it's from a mainstream media source. He's even more of a mark for them than the neocons he's now buddies with.

    2. damikesc   2 years ago

      I'm still annoyed that that CNN douche said Sandmann had the most punchable face when Vindman exists.

      Nobody's face warrants a pummeling more than his.

  51. Cronut   2 years ago

    "A scientific review shows the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention grossly exaggerated the evidence supporting mask mandates, Reason's Jacob Sullum writes."

    You don't say?

    1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

      Three years late

  52. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

    https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-biden-lied-about-nord-stream-sabotage-us-did-it-with-help-from-norway-report?utm_campaign=64487

    1. Minadin   2 years ago

      Criminal if true, and it may be true, but it looks like right now all they have are anonymous source(s).

  53. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

    FREE MINDS
    Republican lawmakers want to make all social media platforms check IDs.

    They just want everyone to have a blue checkmark like you do, Elizabeth. Equity.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

      That $8 for a blue check must've really gotten stuck in her caw.

    2. Mike Laursen   2 years ago

      In what sense does ENB “want everyone to have a blue check mark”?

      1. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

        My God, you're stupid.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

        Go back and re-read the comment, Mike. Paul never said anything about ENB wanting others to have the Blue Check.

  54. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

    I know I’m crazy for fixating on this at midnight, but whoever came up w/ “capitalism w/out competition is exploitation” needs a new job. If there’s no competition, then definitionally, there’s no capitalism! And Biden says this in a speech peppered w/ protectionist proposals.

    Jesus, the last thing I thought I'd be doing is defending Joe Biden, but I believe that's literally what Biden is saying, that once the competition is gone, it's not capitalism, it's "exploitation". Exploitism, if you will.

    I certainly won't defend whatever protectionist schemes he's proposing (I haven't heard them as I don't watch the SOTU like people watch the Oscars (looking at you, journalists)), but come on...

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago (edited)

      But I bet that the Biden team thinks about competition in capitalism the way they think about competition in girls’ swimming. Or maybe in participation trophy 1st grade soccer.

  55. Derp-o-Matic 6000   2 years ago

    She didn't "leave" him. He can re-inflate her whenever he wants.

  56. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Well, his hands are busy holding a Colt 45 in each.

  57. Minadin   2 years ago

    Next thing you know, they will want 2nd amendment protections.

  58. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

    The malt liquor or the six-shooter?

  59. InsaneTrollLogic   2 years ago

    Malt liquor. It might be a Boone's Farm in one hand and a Colt 45 40oz in the other.

  60. fifivos   2 years ago (edited)

    I AM Making a Good Salary from Home $6580-$7065/week , which is amazing, under a year ago I was jobless in a horrible economy. I thank God every day I was blessed with these instructions and now it's my duty to pay it forward and share it with Everyone. go to home media tech tab for more detail reinforce your heart

    OPEN>> http://WWW.DAILYPRO7.COM

  61. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   2 years ago

    Posting the original, unedited SOTU is misinformation, and will be dealt with accordingly by InstaFaceChat.

  62. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 years ago

    Totally private companies with no input from any government officials or agencies.

  63. A Thinking Mind   2 years ago

    To be fair, the transcript posted is his written speech, his prepared remarks. They're labeled as such. I just find it more humorous that a search of the transcript wouldn't find what I label as one of the dumbest things I've heard, and it shows the danger of letting Joe go off the script.

  64. jb4479   2 years ago

    There's a business idea here. InstaFaceChat, a new kind of messaging app.

  65. Fats of Fury   2 years ago

    She hit a loose spring in the mattress and flew out the window.

  66. Chumby   2 years ago

    Mike, and other progressives here, allow their feelingz to redefine words. This is how they don’t feel remorse when being called out for later lies. Definitions, like feelingz, are fluid.

  67. A Cynical Asshole   2 years ago

    it shows the danger of letting Joe go off the script

    That's why I'm kind of surprised they haven't replaced him with a hologram or a deep fake. Or just a good ol' fashioned body double/ impersonator.

  68. Chumby   2 years ago

    Just call it second communion.

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