The Stossel State of the Union
"If I do my job right, you should barely know I'm here."

President Joe Biden just gave his State of the Union Address.
Here's what I wish Biden said:
"Russia's unwarranted invasion of Ukraine reminds us why it's crucial that America's military remains strong, and focused on defense, not distractions like gender equity.
"I stand with the people of Ukraine, and I will help them where I can, but America will not enter this war.
"My predecessors involved us in wars all over the world. Today, America posts soldiers in 80 countries: 25,000 in South Korea, 30,000 in Germany, 50,000 in Japan…
"I will bring those troops home. Those countries can pay for their own defense. I promise I will deploy America's soldiers only if there is a direct threat to America's interests.
"Avoiding war was one of the things my predecessor got right.
"Former President Donald Trump said he would 'bring our troops back home.' I followed through, and we now are out of Afghanistan. I didn't plan the exit well, but at least we finally left.
"Turning to my governance at home, I have a lot to apologize for. Two years into the pandemic, I finally understand how much I got wrong.
"I said we wouldn't mandate vaccines. My press secretary assured reporters, 'That's not the role of the federal government.'
"But just a few weeks later, I mandated vaccines for most employees.
"I said, 'This is not about freedom or personal choice.' But that's nonsense. It was exactly about freedom and choice. Fortunately, the Supreme Court struck down my mandate.
"My government made endless mistakes.
"For a year, our Centers for Disease Control and Prevention maintained outdoor mask rules. That's absurd. It's almost impossible to contract COVID-19 outdoors. I think bureaucrats do things like that because they like bossing you around.
"I'll stop that.
"Next, during the pandemic, both Trump and I liked sending you money. 'I'm sure people will be very happy to get a big, fat beautiful check,' said Trump. I said, '85 percent of American households will have gotten a $1,400 rescue check.'
"But government has no money of its own, so that money wasn't a gift; it's taken from you. Then Washington, D.C., took a cut, and we handed out the rest like we're Santa Claus.
"I'm not Santa. I promise, I'll stop giving away all this money! The national debt is already an unsustainable $30 trillion. There's no way I can pay that back. In fact, my reckless spending made the problem worse. I once even said, cluelessly, that my big spending would reduce inflation. Inflation then hit a 40-year high.
"But I've learned from my mistakes! Starting today, I will cut irresponsible spending.
"I will cut useless cabinet departments, like Housing and Urban Development, Labor, and Agriculture. Agriculture employs almost 100,000 people. Why? Independent farmers grow the food. I've been in Washington 50 years, and I still don't know what most of my bureaucrats do.
"I'll get rid of the Department of Education, too. Why does it even exist? Education is a local responsibility. It's none of the federal government's business! It's none of my business.
"We don't need a Commerce Department. After all, commerce just happens. I'll get rid of those bureaucrats and sell the buildings.
"I'll get rid of the Drug Enforcement Administration, too. We don't need it because I'll end the destructive War on Drugs. We all have a right to do what we want with our own bodies. Even if we didn't, law enforcement is a local police responsibility.
"If we got rid of harmful laws and departments, we could focus on what the government should do: keep us safe and free.
"In closing, I pledge to follow our Constitution. It puts limits on what I can do. Trump once claimed that Article II gave him the power to do whatever he wanted. But that's nonsense.
"We have limited powers.
"I can't do whatever I want.
"And from now on, I promise I will do less.
"In fact, if I do my job right, you should barely know I'm here."
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This is funny. And sad.
It's the most constructive thing I've seen in Reason in a long time. Stossel is the perfect vote-getting LP candidate. The perfect communist party candidate would wear a boot on its pinhead and advocate bomb-throwing anarchism (not the LP platform) while wearing an LP T-shirt.
I would vote for anyone who could do these things.
Same
I'd vote for anyone who even tried.
That's the whole point of a Libertarian Political party. Our spoiler vote clout has changed shitty laws for 50 years now.
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Sounds like an awesome mushroom trip!
That's a very precise location and magnitude of stroke you're thinking the President might have there, good sir.
A libertarian wants Biden to enact libertarian policies. I am shocked.
Stossel isn't really a libertarian, he is a slightly contrarian progressive, just like many "conservatives" are slightly contrarian progressives too.
And Stossel really does talk like a politician: he makes grand promises that he can't follow through and that he has no plan for achieving.
A libertarian just set an example for a looter politician to follow. Search: "Libertarian Example-Setting" https://tinyurl.com/bdzekt5c
We already barely know you're here.
He don't know he's there either.
First we all make mistakes. No politician will admit making a mistake because there is no forgiveness. There is admiration of honesty. Admit a mistake and you are done. We don't hold others to this standard, but we do politicians.
Nobody forced them to take the job.
We don't hold others to this standard, but we do politicians.
Who's 'we'?
Politicians aren't usually "making mistakes", they are usually simply incompetent. They are so incompetent that they don't even realize when they have caused complete and utter disasters or committed crimes.
To this day, Obama is convinced he helped race relations in the US, Hillary is convinced that she did nothing wrong, and none of those creeps will accept responsibility for Afghanistan, Iraq, or Ukraine.
"We" paleface?
Stossel for the LP nomination. And, with views like those above, another 1% of the vote. Santa on-strike is not popular.
Good luck getting Dems to abolish the departments of Labor and Education. That's pretty much who funds them (along with social media companies.) Commerce and Agriculture maybe. Those sound like Republican outfits.
A more accurate state of the union Biden could have given:
1. COVID is finally over (mostly). Most of what we tried to slow it or stop it didn't work, and infringed on Americans' freedoms. We will try to do better next time. The vaccines proved quite effective at reducing deaths and hospitalizations, so hats off to my predecessor for expediting them.
2. Inflation is back at 1970s levels. Sorry about that. Much of that comes from handing out trillions in free money we don't have. Sorry about that, and for asking your children and grandchildren to repay it. Shutting down businesses and forcing people out of work in response to COVID hurt the supply chain and made inflation even worse. Hopefully we've learned from that mistake too.
3. Russia invaded Ukraine, which we can only view as a failure of my foreign policy and negotiating skills. Sorry about that. Now our only viable option is to try to make the Russian people suffer economically, while Russia makes the Ukrainian people suffer.
4. I will be the first to admit, I'm getting old, and my leadership has been ineffective at best, and disastrous at worse. Fortunately I have highly competent and experienced leaders ready to replace me if needed for medical reasons. Why is everyone laughing? That was supposed to be an applause line, not a joke.
I prefer Tolkien's fantasies over Stossel's.
Stossel's fondness for the halflings' leaf has clouded his mind.
Republican fascist infiltrator alert!
Don't bogart all the good weed, Stossel.
But he would've looked WEAK if he said that
Imagine thinking anyone gives a shit what Stossel thinks.
Imagine thinking anyone respects you or what you have to say, or that you have any intelligence at all. Imagine that you’re right about anything.
Still having trouble with the beard.
Dennis Miller Redux.
Brilliant! John Stossel could help the LP get rid of bad laws by running for President. Search for: "Libertarian Candidate Speech"
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ezxen
Expecting Europeans to defend themselves is white supremacy!
I expect it could be done over time, giving European countries time to expand their own militaries, and recommit to a European defense pact without the U.S.