Political Correctness

Ricky Gervais Slams Woke Hollywood's Sanctimony in Golden Globes Speech

"You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world."

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Host Ricky Gervais used his opening remarks at the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards Sunday night to scold his celebrity audience for hypocritically promoting progressive ideas despite the skeletons in their own industry's closet.

"You're in no position to lecture the public about anything," said Gervais. "You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg."

Gervais alluded to several of the various scandals that have rocked Hollywood in the past few years. He warned movie executives that Ronan Farrow "is coming for you," and joked that Felicity Huffman—who served time for her role in the college admissions fraud—was busy making license plates.

Gervais also referenced Epstein's suicide, which prompted some boos from the audience. But the comedian didn't miss a beat. "Shut up," said Gervais. "I know he's your friend, but I don't care."

Speaking for the millions of people who would rather not be lectured about climate change by a bunch of movie stars and their private jets, Gervais concluded his remarks by warning the night's award winners not to make any obnoxiously woke political statements.

"Come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and fuck off," he said.

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  1. Came for the “reason” stayed for the boogaloo.

    1. Gervais for President!

      1. Yes yes! That man sure “woke” up those elitists! Couldn’t have loved Ricky more in that moment.

  2. “ACCEPT your award”, Robby. Not “Except”.

    1. Robby also left out a big part of the last part of Gervais’ monologue….Robby wrote this below:

      “Come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and fuck off,” he said.

      Robby left out that after “accept your little award”, Gervais said “no political comments”

      I’m not sure that was an intentional oversight, but that was an important part of his scolding admonition!

  3. I can’t wait for tomorrow’s reaction.

    I sure hope he’s ready to never work again.

    1. I sure hope he’s ready to never work again.

      Umm, you’ve been manipulated. Again.

      Every line got a laugh. From the entire room.
      Only woke conservatives are too self-righteous for self-parody.
      But you wouldn’t understand that ….

      P.S. Since you’re muzzled, does that mean you no longer brag of feeding people into a woodchipper, for the mortal sin of disagreeing with you?
      (Some of us saw that subhuman barbarity in “Fargo,” also by a conservative.)

      1. “Every line got a laugh. From the entire room.”

        Except it didn’t, and we can see that in the video. You’re lying again.

        1. As always, thoughtful readers will ignore the screeching and spend 8:00 listening to all the jokes … and laughter,
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

          His monologues have always used extreme ridicule of Hollywood.
          That’s what he does. NBC has a collection at their YouTube site, in a single video. More proof of Robby’s fraud,

          1. Do you actually have a personality beyond “irrational, dysfunctional dickhead”? Seriously, you’re an incoherent asshole on every remark you make on every topic, even on fluff subjects like this, accusing people of being “brainwashed” over opinions about celebrities.

            Again, seriously, what’s your fucking problem? Are you on medication that you refuse to take?

            1. If you ignore him he realizes how futile his life actually is and goes back to his sqrsly sock.

              1. There is just too many sock trolls for hihn to have any impact.

                We have pod, eric, OBL, OMMH, bignose, 4thREICH….

                1. I mean, I post here like once a month or so, but you do you man.

                  1. Haha. Liar.

                    1. loveconstitution1789
                      January.6.2020 at 12:49 pm
                      Haha. Liar.

                      Here’s the proof AGAIN … now 14 times on this page … FOR ALL THE GOOBERS
                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

                      Now MORE PROOF … hateliberty1789 is … ANOTHER DROOLING MOOCH.

                      Why? HE’S ENTITLED!

                      <a href="https://reason.com/2018/02/18/a-cure-for-mass-shootings-doesnt-exist/#comment-7141520

                      My retired father loves politics and we often discuss the nature of things.

                      I cannot get him to openly discuss social security and medicare reform with cuts. He is just hoping to check out before our debt crushes the USA. Its selfish as shit.

                      TROLL says more crushing debt is okay .. if it lines HIS pocket!

                      Insults HIS OWN FATHER, “selfish as shit” … DEFENDS his own teat-sucking (OMG)

                      WHINES that a multi-trillion debt increase is “giving my own money back ” … FROM WHERE, GOOBER???

                      BY STEALING FROM HIS OWN CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN .

                      What kind of fiscal conservative DENIES that federal debt steals from our future … from their own children? … WITHOUT THEIR VOTE!

                      Brainwashed Republican goobers … as DANGEROUS as … brainwashed Bernie goobers

                      HE’D CUT HIS FATHER’S BENEFITS .. AND STEAL FROM HIS OWN KIDS … TO INCREASE HIS CASH, BECAUSE … HE’S “ENTITLED.” …. a self-righteous MOOCH

                      The left borrows trillions for free stuff
                      The right borrows trillions for free tax cuts
                      Two sides of the same statist coin.

                      Left – Right = Zero

                      Will this “trigger” the precious snowflake again?

                    2. loveconstitution1789
                      January.6.2020 at 12:49 pm
                      Haha. Liar.Here’s the proof AGAIN … now 14 times on this page … FOR ALL THE GOOBERS
                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

                      Next, MORE PROOF … NOW that hateliberty1789 is … ANOTHER DROOLING MOOCH.

                      Why? HE’S ENTITLED!

                    3. Behold the CONSERVATIVE entitlement mentality!

                      https://reason.com/2018/02/18/a-cure-for-mass-shootings-doesnt-exist/#comment-7141520

                      My retired father loves politics and we often discuss the nature of things.

                      I cannot get him to openly discuss social security and medicare reform with cuts. He is just hoping to check out before our debt crushes the USA. Its selfish as shit.

                      TROLL says more crushing debt is okay .. if it lines HIS pocket!

                      Insults HIS OWN FATHER, “selfish as shit” … DEFENDS his own teat-sucking (OMG)

                      WHINES that a multi-trillion debt increase is “giving my own money back ” … FROM WHERE, GOOBER???

                      BY STEALING FROM HIS OWN CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN .

                      What kind of fiscal conservative DENIES that federal debt steals from our future … from their own children? … WITHOUT THEIR VOTE!

                      Brainwashed Republican goobers … as DANGEROUS as … brainwashed Bernie goobers

                      ****HE’D CUT HIS FATHER’S BENEFITS .. AND STEAL FROM HIS OWN KIDS … TO INCREASE HIS CASH, BECAUSE … HE’S “ENTITLED.” …. a self-righteous MOOCH!****

                      The left borrows trillions for free stuff
                      The right borrows trillions for free tax cuts
                      Two sides of the same statist coin.

                      Left – Right = Zero

                      Will this “trigger” the precious snowflake again? (smirk)

                    4. Do you know who is really entitled? Scum bags in Hollywood who refuse to laugh at Ricky’s jokes!

                2. THIS is how an alt-right goober WHINES … when faced with DOCUMENTED proof … of “in-con-veeeeeen-yent facts.

                  There is just too many sock trolls for hihn to have any impact.
                  We have pod, eric, OBL, OMMH, bignose, 4thREICH….

                  HOW DOES THAT OUTWEIGH DOCUMENTED PROOF IN A WINGNUT MIND?
                  A wingnut who says he’s ENTITLED to suck the gummint teat? (snorf)

            2. I link to proof.
              THOUGHTFUL readers will SEE the proof.
              GOOBERS will screech because Robby LIED about the monologue and the audience reaction.

              Case closed.

              1. Hihn you ignorant slut, anyone watching the video will see celebrities like Cook and Hanks with angry scowls for the whole monologue.
                You’re the lying asshole here.

                1. You can inversely tell which jokes were the funniest by the audience reaction–the less laughter you hear, the funnier the joke actually was.

                  I fucking lost it when he dropped that daisy cutter on Felicity Huffman.

                2. Hihn you ignorant slut, anyone watching the video will see celebrities like Cook and Hanks with angry scowls for the whole monologue

                  That’s 0.001% of the room, Slick … HARDLY proof that his talk was NOT a jokefest. (SMIRK)

                  AND YOU’RE A LYING SACK OF SHIT ON HANKS. He was shown three times
                  @1:15
                  @2:41
                  @7:28
                  Not a single frown. And, even if he did, he was visible for 1.3% of the speech. Hysteria much?

              2. Okay…this is what I’m talking about. You’re accusing Robby of lying about a celebrity award show. You’re calling people “goobers” over something that has zero real-world impact. And you’re doing your stupid, weird font and bold print thing because you seem to think it makes you stand out.

                Here’s a suggestion…if you actually want to appear thoughtful, try writing conventional, normal sentences that don’t look like they’re written by a crazy person. Perhaps in a conversational, discussion-oriented tone. Because you write like a crazy person and it makes people view you that way and discount what you say.

                I’m not saying this to bash you, I’m saying this in the hopes that you will take a cue from it and actually engage people rather than just alienating them.

                1. However, it will help with his legal proceeding where the state of Idaho has him involuntarily committed to an insane asylum.

                2. You’re calling people “goobers” over something that has zero real-world impact.

                  Being a jerk is being a jerk. DUH.

                  And you’re doing your stupid, weird font and bold print thing because you seem to think it makes you stand out.

                  It’d mostly RIDICULE, as is this,

                  AND (pees pants laughing) THAT COMMENT OF YOURS HAS “ZERO REAL-WORLD IMPACT” 🙂

                  Hence the ridicule of so blatant a moral hypocrite.
                  One rule for me. Another rule for you.
                  And SO self-righteous about it.

                  1. The only person who looks ridiculous from it is you. You realize that you’re the only one laughing at your own barbs, and if Reason ever gets around to installing a block function you’ll probably be eliminated from 90% of the conversations?

                    It’s not clever or insightful on your part. It’s just you screaming at the world and shitting on everyone else’s comment threads. Any spoiled child can do that.

                    1. “… if Reason ever gets around to installing a block function “?

                      Wow. Flights of fancy, we got.

              3. Do you get off on being repeatedly reminded what an inane useless douche of an excuse for a man you are?

                1. I ignore assholes like you … when *I* am the ONLY one providing DOCUMENTED facts.

                  And I comment or the vast majority if readers here, not the thugs,

            3. “…what’s your fucking problem? Are you on medication that you refuse to take?”

              Bipolar disorder, also known as manic-depressive illness, is a brain disorder that causes unusual shifts in mood, energy, activity levels, and the ability to carry out day-to-day tasks.

              There are four basic types of bipolar disorder; all of them involve clear changes in mood, energy, and activity levels. These moods range from periods of extremely “up,” elated, and energized behavior (known as manic episodes) to very sad, “down,” or hopeless periods (known as depressive episodes). Less severe manic periods are known as hypomanic episodes.

              I suspect this is why we hear from Hihn [and his other “socks”] and them we don’t; he is most active and pounding away at his enemies at odd hours during a manic episode, and then he just disappears for periods of time. He is either depressive or possible confined to a psychiatric ward where he doesn’t have access.

              I believe the following category is most applicable in his case:

              Bipolar I Disorder— defined by manic episodes that last at least 7 days, or by manic symptoms that are so severe that the person needs immediate hospital care. Usually, depressive episodes occur as well, typically lasting at least 2 weeks. Episodes of depression with mixed features (having depression and manic symptoms at the same time) are also possible.

              The preferred medication to treat this condition is lithium carbonate; unfortunately persons with a predilection for mania don’t want to be controlled in this manner and are typically very resistant to compliance.

              1. This is how a total psycho “responds” to the posting of a link … to DOCUMENT an “incon-veeeen-yent fact.
                https://reason.com/2020/01/05/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-hollywood-woke/#comment-8073685

                POSTING A STATEMENT … WITH A LINK TO DOCUMENT IT IS … BIPOLAR DISORDER … TO ALT-RIGHT GOOBERS … BECAUSE … OF COURSE … MINDLESS BABBLING IS … AS WE ALL KNOW … SUPERIOR TO A SUPPORTED ARGUMENT! … TO THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELEEB OBAMA WAS BORN IN KENYA

                YES, THEY REALLY ARE SICK FUCKS.

                1. Wow; did this “conjuror” toss a metaphorical holy hand grenade into your psyche? I’m thinking so.

                  Seriously take the lithium you’ve been prescribed. You’re obviously intelligent but so scattered and disorganized it is of no account.

                  1. COWARDLY DIVERSION,

                    HOW DOES YOUR PSYCHO-BABBLE RELATE TO THE PROVEN NATURE OF HIS MONOLOGUE?

                    ASK YOUR PSYCHIATRIST WHICH IS CRAZY
                    A) The one who posts facts, DOCUMENTED from original sources?

                    B) The one who attacks, as bipolar, the person who posts facts, with sources?

                    DO YOU KNOW THE CLINICAL DEFINITION OF SOCIOPATH?
                    (sneer)

              2. I made similar observations about him a few years ago. Although yours was more in depth.

          2. I figured, “why not?”, and gave it a try. Got 1:20 into it and gave up. He’s funny enough, but no one was paying attention. The crowd was muttering to themselves, and the little applause was scattered; it did tend to climb after his jokes and subside after, but not a lot, not enough to call it an actual reaction to what he was saying.

            It actually felt like the laugh track from some other event had been recorded over his jokes more than anything, and makes me think that half the crowd reaction was more correlated to what monitors at the event were showing. For instance, one actress apparently saw herself on the monitors, looked at a camera, and waved.

            It struck me as people waiting for the main event, talking to each other, and mostly ignoring his monologue.

            I rate your post as a solid C, but only for the 1:20 I watched. Case neither proved nor falsified.

        2. There were a lot of sour faces to be sure but I was surprised that one line started to get an applause. (Help me out, was it the one about not lecturing the public?) Maybe it was coming from the wait staff.

          1. There were a lot of sour faces to be sure

            Liar.
            Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

            but I was surprised that one line started to get an applause.

            EVERY line got laughter.
            Same proof,

            1. No, every line did NOT get applause. There was continual crowd mutter and scattered light applause, as if they were waiting for the main event, talking to each other, and mostly ignoring what the guy on stage was doing.

              1. FUCKING PSYCHO LIAR
                ANYONE WHO CHECKS THE PROOF
                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

                AND AT 0:50 HE PROVES THAT HE DID NOT “SLAM” ANYBODY
                “Let’s have fun … AT YOUR EXPENSE … THESE ARE ONLY JOKES.” (emphasis added for low-IQ goobers)

                To the right of THAT video … MORE PROOF AGAINST ALL THE ALT-RIGHT GOOBERS HERE ,…. A COMPILED VIDEO, THE BEST OF HIS MONOLOGUES.

                *** INSULT HUMOR IS HIS THING. THEY KNEW WHERE HE WAS GOING …, WHY ARE SO MANY TROLLS FULL OF SHIT ON THE OBVIOUS TRUTH??????

                Snarling thugs of the Authoritarians Right … ASHAMED by how easily they were suckered by Robby!!

                1. There was hardly any laughing at all snotty goober!

                  1. (yawn) anyone who clicks the link will see proof of two things,
                    1) All the laughter
                    2) You’re a psycho liars

                    Anyone who REFUSES to check the evidence is just another shrieking goober.

                    1. “You’re a psycho liars“

                      There’s only one of me!

                      Proof that you’re a cyber bully, misgendering me!

                      (Chortle)

      2. Of course when lefties told me that Come the revolution, pigs like me would decorate the lampposts, I was supposed to accept it as tongue in cheek hyperbole. Come off it, Hihn, no one would defile a good working woodchipper with your foulness.

        I have seen the anti-gun Left in celebration of subhuman barbarity in enforcement of gun control in “Ruby Ridge: An American Tragedy” (docudrama) and “Waco: The Rules of Engagement” (documentary).

        It’s OK to the left for their jack booted government thugs to SWAT people, raid their homes, shoot their dogs, then summarily execute them all if they resist. Same shit that opened Ruby Ridge and Waco played out in the Pecan Park Raid on the Tuttle couple. The media kept listing the two rifles and two shotguns owned by Tuttle, found unfired and NOT used in the raid, as justificatiom for killing his dog, his wife for trying to disarm the dog killer, and him for resisting the dog and wife killers. How dare I question that raid, Oh, look at the scary guns they found in his closet after the raid.

        1. Yeah yeah, they thought his name was Buttle, so everything’s excused.

            1. Non-responsive.
              Cowardly diversion
              How whiny pussies react to DOCUMENTED proof.
              (lol)

              1. Hihnsanity is well documented cyber bully!

        2. To be fair, gun control wasn’t the object of the raid. Drugs were. And really, it was because Ms. Nichols had pissed off her neighbor in some fashion. The neighbor made a fraudulent complaint to the cops about the Tuttles dealing dope next door—that much is known. What I suspect in addition is that the neighbor knew somebody at HPD and that somebody got a dirty, lazy cop (Goines) to slap together an completely fraudulent affidavit for a raid. Otherwise, why would a neighbor’s complaint, that would have been laughed out of the narcotics division’s squad room with a moment’s examination, result in HPD putting together 10-15 officers to go raid the place?

          Modern police training, a complete lack of oversight—Goines had, IIRC, around 50 previously executed search warrants mentioning guns and dope where no guns were found—and a total refusal by anyone to ask questions led to the rest.

          They still haven’t mentioned which bullets shot the cops in that raid. We already know who shot Nichols and Tuttle.

          1. They still haven’t mentioned which bullets shot the cops in that raid. We already know who shot Nichols and Tuttle.

            Life imitates “Training Day.”

      3. Some of us saw that subhuman barbarity in “Fargo,” also by a conservative.

        No shit – the Coen brothers of St Louis Park fucking Minneapolis are conservatives? I’ll have to tell their pal Al Franken.

        1. DUMBFUCK CONFUSES THE CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE WITH THE DIRECTORS,

          PAY ATTENTION.

          OF COURSE LIBERALS WOULD PORTRAY CONSERVATIVES AS BARBARIC ASSHOLES.

          SO THEN, WHY DID DO MANY CONSERVATIVES EMULATE THE WOOD CHIPPER SCENE?

          Did I gp too fast for ya?

          1. You should try losing your virginity.

            1. ANSWER THE QUESTION, GOOBERS

              SO THEN, WHY DID DO MANY CONSERVATIVES EMULATE THE WOOD CHIPPER SCENE?

              Whiny cowards.

              Did I go too fast for ya?

              Obviously 🙂

              1. You shouldn’t consider losing your virginity?

                (Chortle)

                1. ANSWER THE QUESTION, GOOBERS

                  SO THEN, WHY DID DO MANY CONSERVATIVES EMULATE THE WOOD CHIPPER SCENE?

                  Whiny cowards.

                  1. “ANSWER THE QUESTION, GOOBERS“

                    Yes, I think you should consider losing your virginity, by sticking your dick in a woodchipper.

      4. He was nearly booed off the stage for the crack about Sandra Bulluck and Harvey Weinsten. Every line was not laughed at you stupid, crazy, lying bastard.

          1. It proves exactly what I am saying. Only a lunatic like you thinks it doesn’t.

            1. Hey! If anyone know about bat-shit crazy, it’s Hihn.

            2. As always, thoughtful readers will ignore all the right-wing screeching .. and check the TRUTH … spend an enjoyable 7:59 laughing at all the jokes … and the audience’s shrieking laughter.
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

              And at 0:50 PROOF that John is a lying sack of shit.
              Gervais slammed NOBODY. (emphasis added, for retards)

              “Let’s have a laugh … AT YOUR EXPENSE .,… THEY’RE ONLY JOKES”

              ***MORE proof that John is full of shit,
              Page also has a compiled video, the best of Ricky’s monologues.
              ***INSULT HUMOR IS HIS THING, GOOBERS,
              ***EVERYONE THEIR KNEW WHERE HE WAS GOING.
              ***HE “SLAMMED” NOBODY

              The second link requires a separate posting … next (snort)

              1. PROOF: RICKY DOES INSULT HUMOR
                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4N2xtCpGwM

                Goobers screech, and eagerly brainwashed by bullshit/
                Adults check the documented proof, and judge on FACTS.

                Left – Right = Zero
                Both eagerly manipulated by he political elites.
                And both bellow a lot.

            3. PROOF #3 … John a lying sack of shit!

              John
              It proves exactly what I am saying. Only a lunatic like you thinks it doesn’t.

              Let’s check the video, fuckstick
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

              CALLING YOU OUT …

              It proves exactly what I am saying. Only a lunatic like you thinks it doesn’t.

              ****WHERE (sneer)
              Tell us where … the exact time he mentions EITHER Bullock or Weinstein …WHICH HE NEVER DOES

              Stop yer damn screeching and provide PROOF … like I ALWAYS do.

      5. Fuck off and die where we can’t smell you, Hihn.

      6. @Michael Hihn so I take it that your boyfriend didn’t fuck you in your ass while you were taking a shit and now your pissed and bitter and now have to lie out your mouth because a cock isn’t it.

    2. The celebs didnt even listen last night

      https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-opening-exposed-hollywood

      Patricia Arquette still thinks she is worth listening to.

    3. The fact that he felt brave enough to say it is again proof that the backlash is already beginning, if not in full swing.

    4. I think he’s found the working formula that makes you mostly immune. Don’t give a fuck and don’t apologize. Whoever runs the golden globes seems to like his abuse of Hollywood celebrities. He’s done it a bunch of times now.

      1. Whoever runs the golden globes seems to like his abuse of Hollywood celebrities. He’s done it a bunch of times now.

        Umm, it’s called insult humor ….which is WHY the audience kept laughing

        And at 0:50, he SAYS. “Let’s have a laugh, at YOUR expense … THESE ARE ONLY JOKES.”

        Sorry, wingers, NOBODY was slammed. You’ve been manipukated AGAIN! (Only because you want to be)

        The crazed alt-right never heard of
        DON RICKLES!
        RODNEY DANGERFIELD!
        LISA LAMPANELLI!
        TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG!
        OVER 100 CELEBRITY ‘ROASTS” … EACH WITH AT LEAST 10 “ROASTERS!”

        *****DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A ROAST IS???????

        Spend too much time hating?

  4. I do t watch these stupid backslapping Hollywood award shows, EVER because of well what Ricky Gervais apparently said tonight.
    The sanctimony, hypocrisy and whining by the planets weakest people.
    Did he really go this far? There must have been crickets, and we’ll hear about it tomorrow on MSLSD?
    God bless the guy, the office syndication money can finance the rest of his career, good way to go out.

    1. Did he really go this far? There must have been crickets, and we’ll hear about it tomorrow on MSLSD?

      You lose.
      Everyone laughed … at every line.

      Only the far right goes insane at self-parody, especially Trump. So Robby distorted the real message there, apparently pandering to this (mostly alt-right) commentariat. As proven by the comments!

      1. “Everyone laughed … at every line.”

        Except it didn’t, and we can see that in the video. You’re lying again.

        1. Pay attention.
          Ricky’s Golden Globe monologues have ALWAYS been filled with extreme ridicule of Hollywood. That’s what he does. THEY KNEW what was coming. DUH.

          See for yourself. NBC has all his GG monologues in a single video, at their YouTube site. More proof of Robby’s fraudulent reporting.

          As always, thoughtful readers will ignore all the right-wing screeching .. and check the TRUTH … spend an enjoyable 7:59 laughing at all the jokes … and the audience’s shrieking laughter.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

          Will Buttplug watch it NOW? 🙂

          1. Michael Hihn
            January.6.2020 at 6:06 am
            “Pay attention.”

            Drink Drano and fuck off, Hihn.

          2. Your point is basically “somebody somewhere in the room laughed at some line, therefore everybody laughed at every line”. Which is a dumb take.

            1. The links PROVE you full of shit … so keep jacking off, while the ADULTS check the evidence.

              The crazed alt-right never heard of INSULT HUMOR!!!
              DON RICKLES!
              RODNEY DANGERFIELD!
              LISA LAMPANELLI!
              TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG!
              OVER 100 CELEBRITY ‘ROASTS” … EACH WITH AT LEAST 10 “ROASTERS!”

              *****DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A ROAST IS???????

              Too busy hating, snarling and lying … for the tribe.
              EXACTLY like the puppets on the left.

              Left – Right = Zero
              As libertarians have known for over a half century now.
              And over 60% of Americans now agree.

              1. @Hihn shut up and take your meds, fag boy, the links and video you posted showed otherwise, whiny little fuck toy. Now kindly hang yourself.

  5. ‘Bout time someone did it.

  6. Rick Gervais made a lot of really interesting points, but for some reason Robbie didn’t have time to go over the best ones. It was like he was phoning it in, against his will. Either that, or he was terrified at the prospect of never going to another cocktail party if he covered it in detail and added some pithy comments.

    1. If one relies on Robbie’s narrative, and never hears the actual monologue … would they know that everyone laughed … at every line?

      1. You stupid fcvk, everyone did not laugh. did you watch?

        1. Of course not, he didn’t even watch the link which proves he’s lying.

          1. (posted in defense of serial aggression and lies. by a proven-again bullshitter)
            Pay attention.
            Ricky’s Golden Globe monologues have ALWAYS been filled with extreme ridicule of Hollywood. That’s what he does. THEY KNEW what was coming. DUH.

            See for yourself. NBC has the best of his GG monologues in a single video, linked below. More proof of Robby’s fraudulent reporting. And Buttplug’s desperation.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4N2xtCpGwM

            He didn’t even watch the link which proves he’s lying.

            There are now TWO videos ridiculing you. 🙂 🙂 🙂

            Buttplug’s desperation-bluff is like all those emails from conspiracy freaks — you’ve seen them … they spew their crazed shit … then say “confirmed by snopes,” with a link, KNOWING that most suckers will never click it! They WANT to beleeb. So they do.

            Thoughtful recipients can smell conspiracy nuts at 100 yards … or click the link and see it’s bullshit. Because not puppets on a string.

        2. As always, thoughtful readers will ignore all the right-wing screeching .. and check the TRUTH … spend an enjoyable 7:59 laughing at all the jokes … and the audience’s shrieking laughter.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

          See for yourself. NBC has all his GG monologues in a single video, at their YouTube site. More proof of Robby’s fraudulent reporting.

            1. WHY DOES SEVO ALWAYS GO BAT-SHIT CRAZY … EVERY TIME I POST UNDENIABLE PROOF?

              1. Because it’s not undeniable proof. Also, you may want to refrain from specifically calling people ‘bat-shit crazy’, given your posting history here.

                1. And who in their right mind would click on a link that Hihn posted?

                  1. PROOF … ASSHOLES REFUSE TO CHECK THE EVIDENCE!

                    And who in their right mind would click on a link that Hihn posted?

                    (And he’s also clueless how he made a total public ass of himself with that …. while schmoozing with his fellow tribesmen, deep inside a partisan cave … so deep the light of day cannot penetrate the walls they’ve created (as their “safe zone”)

                    1. Hey Hihn, your mommy just rolled over and asked me to tell you to remember to take your medication.

                    2. Cyber bully calls everyone else an asshole up and down the page, when HE is the asshole!

                      (Chortle)

      2. Mikey, everyone who watched the video knows that you’re lying. Have you talked with a shrink about your delusions?

        -jcr

    2. Probably because it’s a late Sunday blog post about a stupid Hollywood awards event.

  7. OK, Y’all got me curious. Let me check out his monologue on YouTube.

    [8 minutes pass…]

    Holy F***ing Sh*t!

    1. Holy F***ing Sh*t!

      My thought exactly, when I saw that everyone laughed … at every joke

      1. That’s actually you hallucinating because your meds are off.

        “everyone laughed … at every joke”

        Which is of course a lie.

        It took me a second to realize why you turned your crazy-eyes toward this incident, than I understood.

        He’s talking about you. and you didn’t laugh. And you hate that he’s making you look stupid. So you’re pretending you’re not super butthurt.

        But we can see from how stupidly you lied, and how stridently you insisted you laughed a the jokes about you, that you’re very deeply hurt by being made fun of for your prog-proclivities.

        1. (posted in self-defense … from a crazed psycho, PROVEN a liar above … and here)
          As always, thoughtful readers will ignore all the right-wing screeching .. and check the TRUTH … spend an enjoyable 7:59 laughing at all the jokes … and the audience’s shrieking laughter.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

          Pay attention.
          Ricky’s Golden Globe monologues have ALWAYS been filled with extreme ridicule of Hollywood. That’s what he does. THEY KNEW what was coming. DUH.

          See for yourself. NBC has all his GG monologues in a single video, at their YouTube site. More proof of Robby’s fraudulent reporting … and how easy it is to manipulate the alt-right.

          THE CRAZED STALKER SAYS I’M A PROG!!!!!
          No, chump, libertarians call out the goobers, BOTH left and right … for over 50 years now.

          1. Here’s the second link, proving my mad stalker a lying fool.

            See for yourself. NBC has the best of Ricky’s GG monologues in a single video, linked below. More proof of Robby’s fraudulent reporting. And Buttplug’s desperation.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4N2xtCpGwM

          2. I just watched the monologue. They laughed at most of his jokes and the laughter increased as the speech went on.

            1. One of the THOUGHTFUL readers I keep mentioning.
              But …. the precious snowflakes will screech and yell, having been “triggered” because you violated their “safe zone.”

              Insult humor is his thing. But the alt-right NEEDS to beleeb that he slammed “the goddamn Hollywood libruls.” … even though he OPENED with, “Let’s have a laugh at your expense. THESE ARE ONLY JOKES.” (laughing at them)

            2. Haha, Kurt. Hihn just called you thoughtful.
              That’s like Ed Gein saying you have great style.

              1. Lurker Kurt is another Hihn sock puppet!

                (Pees pants laughing)

  8. That’s how conservative woke sounds!

    1. wow, you’re still crying because he made fun of you

      1. No, I’m RIDICULING YOU! (sneer)

        As always, thoughtful readers will ignore all the right-wing screeching .. and check the TRUTH … spend an enjoyable 7:59 laughing at all the jokes … and the audience’s shrieking laughter Then join me in laughing at the alt-right puppets..
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

        Will Buttplug watch it NOW? 🙂

      2. wow, you’re still crying because he made fun of you

        PROOF YOU NEVER SAW THE VIDEO!!
        🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

        YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHO HE RIDICULED!!!!

  9. Can anyone tell me if they laughed at every line? Just wondering.

    1. God, WHihn’s so clearly upset that this was about him, he realizes he was the butt of the joke here.

      1. How many times can Palin’s Buttplug make a TOTAL ASS of himself on a single page?

        WHihn’s so clearly upset that this was about him, he realizes he was the butt of the joke here.

        MORE PROOF YOU LIED ANEVER

        1. How many times can Palin’s Buttplug make a TOTAL ASS of himself on a single page?

          WHihn’s so clearly upset that this was about him, he realizes he was the butt of the joke here.

          MORE PROOF YOU’RE A FUCKING LIAR ABOUT WATCHING THE MONOLOGUE!!!

          1) There is NO “the joke” for ANYONE to be the butt of.

          2) There are 23 jokes … ALL about specifically named individuals ..
          except the Hollywood Foreign Press and the entire industry (NONE of which includes Hihn)

          YOU SWALLOWED ROBBY’S BULLSHIT THAT IT WAS AN “ATTACK” ON … ANYBODY.

          YOU’VE SEEN LINKS TO PROOF THAT RICKY ALWAYS USES PARODY AT GG EVENTS,

          *****IF YOU WERE NOT A LYING SACK OF SHIT ,… GOT OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND WATCHED THE LINKS HIHN GAVE YOU … YOU’D SEE RICKY OPENED WITH THIS (my emphasis, for you retards)

          “Let’s have a laugh at YOUR expense … THEY’RE ONLY JOKES”

          IN YOUR SICK BRAIN, YOU “THINK”

          1) Ricky attacked progressives (WHEN HE IS ONE!)

          2) And you’re one of the bat-shit crazy goobers who says Hihn MUST be a progressive … when he OBVIOUSLY and REPEATEDLY ridicules BOTH left and right.

          WOULD A PROGRESSIVE SAY THIS … OVER AND OVER?
          Left – Right = Zero.

          1. Fuck off, Hihn, you proggy moonbat.

            1. (yawn) The proof is at the two links.
              But keep screeching.
              And we’ll keep laughing at you precious snowflakes.

              1. Hihn types in bolded all-caps.
                Says other people are “screeching”.

    2. Can anyone tell me if they laughed at every line? Just wondering.

      Why not do something CRAZY …. like seeing the proof yourself …. Instead of asking goobers for an opinion?

      As always, thoughtful readers will ignore all the right-wing screeching .. and check the TRUTH … spend an enjoyable 7:59 laughing at all the jokes … and the audience’s shrieking laughter.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

      Pay attention.
      Ricky’s Golden Globe monologues have ALWAYS been filled with extreme ridicule of Hollywood. That’s what he does. THEY KNEW what was coming. DUH.

      See for yourself. NBC has the best of Ricky’s GG monologues in a single video, linked below.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4N2xtCpGwM

      We libertarians NEVER foment partisan hysteria … since left and right are equally corrupt.

    3. Can anyone tell me if they laughed at every line? Just wondering.

      Why not do something CRAZY …. like seeing the proof yourself …. Instead of asking goobers for an opinion?

      As always, thoughtful readers will ignore all the right-wing screeching .. and check the TRUTH … spend an enjoyable 7:59 laughing at all the jokes … and the audience’s shrieking laughter.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

      Pay attention.
      Ricky’s Golden Globe monologues have ALWAYS been filled with extreme ridicule of Hollywood. That’s what he does. THEY KNEW what was coming. DUH.

      See for yourself. NBC has the best of Ricky’s GG monologues in a single video. Requires a separate comment.

      We libertarians NEVER foment partisan hysteria … since left and right are equally corrupt.

      1. This is the best of Ricky’s prior GG monologues.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4N2xtCpGwM

        PROOF that he ALWAYS uses ridicule of his audience .,.. known as “parody” to the educated.
        PROOF that the audience KNEW what TYPE of humor was coming.
        PROOF, with the current video, that naive little Robby fell into an alt-right trap. Willingly, and perhaps eagerly.

        1. On audience reactions Robby Soave only mentioned a few boos on on Gervais’ comment about the Epstein death.

          There were laughs for every other comment. Maybe not the whole audience laughed at every joke, but some did at every joke.

          I don’t think Robby was in any sort of alt-right trap. My take away from Soave’s article: “Speaking for the millions of people who would rather not be lectured about climate change by a bunch of movie stars and [sic: ¿with?] their private jets, Gervais concluded his remarks by warning the night’s award winners not to make any obnoxiously woke political statements.”

          I recommend to everyone: read the articles before commenting and don’t riff off the title or other comments.

          1. I recommend to everyone: read the articles before commenting and don’t riff off the title or other comments.

            What are you afraid of???

            THOUGHTFUL readers will COMPARE the article AND the 7:59 video.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

            As for the BULLSHIT TITLE here.
            Gervais ALWAYS uses ridicule.

            HE DIDN’T SLAM A

            1. GERVAIS DIDN’T SLAM ANYBODY, PSYCHO!

              HE HAS ALWAYS USED RIDICULE/PARODY IN ALL HIS MONOLOGUES.

              THAT PROOF IS A VIDEO WITH THE BEST PART OF ALL HIS MONOLOGUES,
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4N2xtCpGwM

              THE AUDIENCE KNEW WHERE HE’D BE GOING. DUH.

              AND HE SAID THIS AT 0:51 (my emphasis for the slow-witted)

              “Let’s have a laugh, AT YOUR EXPENSE … THESE ARE ONLY JOKES.

              Goobers lie.
              I PROVE.

          1. That’s be funny if t wasn’t obvious you weren’t a millennial. They would never capitalize, especially the “k”. It’s too much work to hold the extra key down.

            1. Damn it. My Gen-X-ness is showing, I guess.

              1. You at least tried is which is something else a millennial wouldn’t have done.

        2. “Speaking for the millions of people who would rather not be lectured about climate change by a bunch of movie stars and [sic: ¿with?] their private jets, Gervais concluded his remarks by warning the night’s award winners not to make any obnoxiously woke political statements.”

          ROBBY LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH … OR FUCKED UP WHAT HE WATCHED,
          At 0:50 in the proof I provided, Ricky says … “Let’s have a laugh, at YOUR expense … THESE ARE ONLY JOKES.”

          PLUS. insult humor is what Gervais DOES … as proven at the OTHER link I provided … the best of his monologues.

          Has the alt-right really never heard of insult humor?
          DON RICKLES?
          RODNEY DANGERFIELD?
          LISA LAMPANELLI?
          TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG?
          OVER 100 CELEBRITY ‘ROASTS” … EACH WITH AT LEAST 10 “ROASTERS!”

          *****DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A ROAST IS???????
          (lol)

      2. I don’t want to see it for myself. I just want to know if they laughed at every line.

        1. I don’t want to see it for myself. I just want to know if they laughed at every line.

          ADMITS he doesn’t give a fuck about proof.

          1. Did they laugh at every line?

            1. WATCH THE VIDEO … CUZ YOU’D JUST SNEER AT THE TRUTH
              And I’m not playing your infantile games.

              1. (Posted I’m self defense of cyber bully)

                Raging psychopath calls me a infant just for asking simple questions!

                1. Raging psychopath calls me a infant just for asking simple questions!

                  It had already been answered .. with a link to the proof … so you’ve actually proven Hihn correct.

                  WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO.

                  1. The only proof is that LibertyLieTeller stalks me up and down the page, just for aggressions stake!

                    1. I wonder why he bothers with socks when it’s generally acknowledged we know who he is.

    4. Everyone? No. Very few genuine laughs from the crowd if you read their expressions. Gervais made a lot of them very uncomfortable while his delivery took enough of the sting that they had to laugh to save face. Well played by him even as I would have liked to see him punch harder. Curious to see the reactions

      1. It was fun watching Tom Hanks swallow his bottom lip.

        1. “It was fun watching Tom Hanks swallow his bottom lip.”

          Yeah, I only watched the monologue, and I still can’t figure why Hanks looked like he was taking it so personally. Unless he thinks the Epstein jokes were about him, or the lack of schooling crack.

          Weird. Leo at least was laughing his ass off about the joke about how young his dates were, though it would have been nice to see his reaction to the follow-up Prince Andrew reference.

          1. He was thinking about how hard he worked to get that private jet and he deserves it, dammit! He deserves it.

      2. Very few genuine laughs from the crowd if you read their expressions.

        LIAR
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

    5. Some got bigger laughs then others and there was some groaning over the Epstein. It wasn’t anything awkward though. Although Tom Hanks never see

      1. *damn phone.

        Tom Hanks never seemed amused and I really wish they had cut to Di Niro’s face when Ricky told them all to fuck off. Really thought he should have added a, “Yeah I am looking at you”.

        1. He OPENED by saying, “Let’s have a laugh AT YOUR EXPENSE … THESE ARE ONLY JOKES

          And. anyone not living DEEP inside some primitive conservatard cave, KNOWS that Gervais does insult humor.

          Apparently, that deep and dark cave is also ignorant of
          DON RICKLES!
          RODNEY DANGERFIELD!
          LISA LAMPANELLI!
          TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG!
          OVER 100 CELEBRITY ‘ROASTS” … EACH WITH AT LEAST 10 “ROASTERS!”

          Do the sourpusses even know what that kind of “roast” is?

    6. I wonder what Ohlookmarketthugs has to say about it.

    7. I thought his crazy ass was banned, between him and the bots the IQ for this comment section is reaching room temperature.

      1. Flag his spam comments. The ones he cuts and pastes.

  10. “Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.”

    HOW DARE YOU??!!

    1. Some of those actors portrayed characters much smarter than even Greta Thunberg. That gives the opinions of those actors so much more gravitas than the opinions of mere mortals. Just give them a script. And direction.

      1. What about Greta’s script?

      2. “characters much smarter than even Greta Thunberg”

        Dumb and Dumberer?

    2. Umm, he SAID it was all “just jokes”
      And they laughed at that one. duh

  11. The safe thing to do would be to lambast the rednecks, felons, and other deplorables that make up the GOP but Gervais is too edgy for that so he attacks the smug progressives in attendance. Good for him.

    (the real Buttplug)

  12. So Hihn and his (her? its?) sockpuppets are back from their 30 day suspension? Looking forward to their next one.

    1. They make the comment section damn near unreadable.

      Youtube, wait, no, Call of Duty chatroom comments are more intelligible than half of the crap spewed across this section. Most of it by two or three accounts.

      1. Yeah. Sqrlsy, Pod, and Hihn are horrible. There’s also one or two conservative accounts that have started just fighting them, and it makes it worse. Does no one remember the old internet adage of “don’t feed the trolls”?

        1. reason is incredible place. Some of the trolls here feed themselves.

        2. It’s trolls all the way down.

  13. Come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and fuck off…

    Did they?

    1. Nope. See Patricia Arquette.

      1. I saw Alabama last night and thought maybe Clarence hoped the bullet was a couple inches to the right.

        1. Might have to rewatch the James Gandolfini scene with her…

          Though TV and movie celebrities are near universally the kid growing up who did exactly what you told them not to do, deliberately and gleefully.

          The only thing they respond to is a threat to deny them future work. That works [I]amazingly[/I] to modify their behavior.

          1. Though TV and movie celebrities are near universally the kid growing up who did exactly what you told them not to do, deliberately and gleefully.

            Weird that more didn’t turn out to be libertarians.

            1. Libertines, not libertarians. Which is how someone explained to me how Bill Maher could claim he was a libertarian. Bill was confused, is all.

              Rules are for other people. And those other people need them!

              1. A lot of libertarians are quite contrarian by nature.

                1. Most are. But conservatards have always been as stupid as progtards …. HATING … or NEVER knowing … that we’re fiscally conservative and socially liberal … for over a half century now.

                  So they both whine a lot.

                  1. All you do is whine, up and down the page!

                    (Chortle)

    2. Shortly after Gervais’ remarks, Jennifer Anniston read a message sent by Russell Crowe from Australia beset by brushfires: “Make no mistake. The tragedy unfolding in Australia is climate change-based. We need to act based on science, move our global workforce to renewable energy and respect our planet for the unique and amazing place it is. That way we all have a future. Thank you.”

      Sneer.Wildfires occurred in prehistoric Australia before it was settled by the aboriginals with campfires or Brits with steam engines. The science on climate change is not settled, just politicized. Punitive taxes on oil, coal, and natural gas, putting out of the reach of working class families the energy necessary for heating, cooling, transportation before alternate energy sources are economically viable is a recipe for social and natural disaster. When alternate energy sources become economically viable, they will naturally edge out fossil fuels which still be necessary for fringe uses.

      1. The entire increase of wildfires globally is directly caused bynshitty government prevention fires. Most notably the lack of controlled undergrowth burns. Government fails at almost everything.

        1. Not to mention that the increase in “tragedy” is mostly due to more people living in burn-prone areas, not the increase in fires.

      2. They blame every natural disaster on global warming, if the weather is involved in any way. They think that’s enough “science” to prove it.

      3. our global workforce

        Yeah, no.

      4. That’s the most disqualifying thing about the climate hysteria: renewable and clean energy will work its way into the consumer market as technology matures. The refusal to be rational, and the doom and gloom guilt trip with demands that we all just shut up and pay up while these lunatics collect more power and money to waste while doing absolutely nothing about the “problem” is rightly meeting skepticism.

        “We have to act now, or it will be too late!”
        I can’t help but wonder why they dilute their own cause with apocalyptic fervor. Maybe people would be more receptive if they’d dial down the alarmism a bit.

        Clean energy will be a great investment opportunity soon enough, where people can make money (oh, no!) by putting their own money on the line, of their own free will (double oh no!) instead of having it confiscated and wasted. (triple oh, no!)

        We’ll be fine.

      5. It’s sol ridiculous when people make claims like that. If there is global warming, then every weather and climate event is caused by global warming. It’s a complex, interconnected system. Everything is caused by everything else.

      6. Sneer.Wildfires occurred in prehistoric Australia before it was settled by the aboriginals with campfires or Brits with steam engines.

        Sneer. Were you there?

        Climate change is one of many issues where both extremes are … extreme .. manipulated by the elites for the elites’ own political power. Suckers.

        Other issues are abortion and second amendment, just to name the very worst three,

        Brainwashed progtards believe stimulus spending has EVER worked, and … funniest of all … that the rich don’t pay their fair share of taxes

        Brainwashed conservards believe that income tax revenues “skyrocketed” after the Reagan tax cuts AND that the cuts paid for themself … also believe that a flat tax (on EITHER income or consumption) makes a lick of sense … and that Medicare vouchers make sense.

        America is in DEEP doo-doo, until both major parties are castrated. Most Americans now reject loyalty to either, but partisan primaries still determine most candidates for state and federal office. Increasingly, we are governed by a minority …. while the majority remains voiceless.

        1. Were you there, psycho cyber bully?

          The right of the people to keep and bare arms shall not be infringed, AT ALL!

          (Chortle)

    3. OF COURSE NOT … AND ONLY A DUMBASS GOOBER WOULD EXPECT THEM TO … SINCE HE OPENED BY SAYING HE WOULD HAVE A LAUGH AT THEIR EXPENSE AND …. UMMM …. “THEY’RE ONLY JOKES.”

      But, looks like the loonies on the extreme right have gone totally off the rails again …. in ignorance again.

      1. OF cOUrsE I’LL HAVE A LAuGh At YOU’RE….EXPENCE!

  14. I never watch awards shows, reality shows or any show produced by Dick Wolf.

    1. That’s 135% of all TV programming!

  15. The funniest part is that within just two award presentations after his intro, Russell Crowe went and blamed the Australian wildfires on global warming.

    I have never watched even a second of the Golden Globes prior to last night and I can definitely say we live in clownworld. It felt like a sneak preview to the director’s cut of Joker. But hey, at least the Irishman was good!

    1. He blamed the Australian wildfires on climate change.

      Citing “global warming” is so 1950s.

      The new phrase is “climate change”.

      Especially if we are in the cusp of sliding into another little ice age.

      1. I like to call it what they used to call it. Make them own their own stupid terminology.

    2. The Irishman good?

      DeNiro acting like a 30 year old curb stomping that shop owner was hard to watch because it was ridiculous. He had old man body.

      DeNiro, Pesci, and Pacino all probably balked at any suggestion that new youngish Italian actors be used for 90% of the movie to represent younger Hoffa, Frank Sheeran, and Russell Bufalino.

      Don’t ever need to see Irishman again in my life.

    3. Even funnier, Jennifer Aniston’s rushed and slightly stilted reading of Crowe’s acceptance speech. This is a gal who seems like she cares more about where her next drink is coming from than she does about climate change, so I’m not sure if she was, as some pundits suggest, choked up after reading it, or just adjusting her contact lens. Either way, the first eye-roller of the evening.

      1. She peaked in Office Space.

        1. I peaked when I saw her in Office Space.

          1. She’s still capable of rising peaks from the plains.

            Whoever does her work and Tom Cruise’s work needs to get some kind major award.

            1. right? So many of Hollywood actresses look like space aliens have invaded their faces, but Aniston truly looks like an aging broad who is aging well. Same for Cruise.

  16. Woah. Thought this would be a fun thread, then I get here and it’s socks shitting on socks of socks.

    I’ve never been inclined to do so, so I’ve never seen a GG, Tony, Oscar, Grammy, whatever show in my life, but I understand sometimes there’s some funny or poignant moments–I can usually read about them later in 3 minutes rather than wasting 2+ hours watching a bunch of people congratulate each other for their ability to pretend to be someone else.

    1. I could get into watching the Tony Awards if they were named after resident retarded commenter Tony and not for live theater. Imagine the categories if they were designed for Tony to win every award: Biggest Retard on the Planet Award, Dumbest Homosexual from Buttfuck Oklahoma, etc etc.

  17. Next year it will be Greta Thunberg.

    1. So, no autism jokes?

      1. Dustin Hoffman hardest hit

  18. Can anyone tell me if they laughed at every line? Someone should post a link to some video or YouTubes, or something.

    1. Here’s the link … for the 22nd time on this page.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

      Perhaps more important, he ALWAYS does insult humor.
      They KNEW where he’d be going. On the right will be a link to a video with the best of his previous four hosting gigs there,

      And, this time, he SAID (0:51) let’s have some fun, AT YOUR EXPENSE ,,, THESE ARE ONLY JOKES,

      Sorry, goobers, no assault on Hollywood libruls. You been manipulated again, but you make it so easy.

    2. Nobody knows for sure. The security cameras mysteriously failed.

    3. I know. I keep asking too. Enquiring minds want to know.

      1. There seems to be some mild disagreement whether or not there was laughter.

        1. Only by fucking assholes.

          See all the laughter for yourself, if you dare.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

          Notice at 0:50 he opens by saying, “Let;s have a laugh, at YOUR expense … THESE ARE ONLY JOKES.”

          And the INFORMED know that Ricky specializes in insult humor. DUH. But rightwing goobers BELEEB “Hollywood libruls” were “slammed”… solely because they WANT to beleeb it. And they’re as eagerly brainwashed as leftwing goobers.

          Go libertarian values, along with the growing majority of Americans. (Now over 60%)
          .

          1. There was no laughter at all!

            Ever heard of a…LAUGH TRACK!

            Proof!

    4. Now THAT deserves a healthy chortle.

  19. This guy just gained a fan.

    1. He uses tweets that target him from the woke crowd as part of his standup. Hes been fighting the woke fight for a while.

      1. Twitter- Gervais

        I dont normally pay any attention to Twitter but thanks for the info.

        It will be hilarious to look at his Twatter feed for a few days.

  20. The “woke” are a bunch of un-self-aware zombies. They need a good awakening or two.

    Maybe some of the audience laughs seemed weak because they were laughing in spite of themselves, afraid to invoke the wrath of the woken.

    1. The laughter was that delicious nervous type when people either don’t get the joke or are unsure what the socially acceptable response is.

        1. Please add more of your insightful and detailed laughter analysis to this comment. It seems like it’s missing some of your usual luster.

          1. The link shows the laughter ,… proving him a liar.
            Why does that confuse you?

            1. You’re being lied to by your betters! There was no laughter, it was faked!

  21. Sounds like the ultimate awkward British humor sketch. I can’t wait to watch.

    1. (in case this comes across as sarcastic, it’s not. I like Gervais)

  22. I liked the ending when, with the pre-fatigue of someone contemplating going to his boss’s daughter’s wedding reception, he said “ok now on to the first reward…”. Just one of many great moments.

    Also, I’m really curious if people think that everyone in the audience actually laughed at all the jokes.

    1. It was NOT a “slam.”

      Insult humor is what he does.
      He did it at all four of his previous hostings.
      And began (after his intro) by saying, “Let’s have some fun … at your expense .,.. THESE ARE ONLY JOKES,,”

      So … only a right-wing crackpot would assume he “slammed” anyone.
      He’s a Hollywood liberal himself. duh.

      1. Whatever. Slam/insult, tomayto/tomahto

        Whatever you want to call it, it was enjoyable.

        1. But did the audience laugh at every line? That’s what we’re trying to find out here.

          1. Raging psychos up and down the page!

            (Chortle)

          2. It’s so difficult to nail down with absolute precision that Every Single Line was laughed at, by everyone. But thanks to Hihn’s amazing analytics we know that yes, they did.

            1. But thanks to Hihn’s amazing analytics we know that yes, they did.

              He made a simple statement.
              And linked to the proof.

              And you’re a lying sack of shit on what Hihn said.
              Why not just watch the video, instead of all this babbling? It’s less than 8 minutes.

              1. You’re pretending you’re not you. Why? Everyone knows your socks here. You don’t even change your writing style. Are you not aware how obvious you are?

                Better adjust your meds.

          3. But did the audience laugh at every line? That’s what we’re trying to find out here.

            If you were REALLY trying, you’d
            1) Stop babbling.
            2) Pull your head out of your ass
            3) Spend 7:59 WATCHING WHAT HAPPENED (gasp).

            The videos are linked over a dozen times.
            1) His GG monologue
            2) Proof (for the uninformed) that Gervais DOES insult humor … slammed NOBODY ,,, and SAID, “THESE ARE JUST JOKES” before he began them.

            Apparently, he didn’t dumb it down low enough for many of you.

            1. I don’t think he said they were just jokes.

              1. Maybe Hihn was off his meds at the time and it seemed that way.

                1. I flying watch Joaquin Phoenix in ‘Joker’, it give some insight into Hihn and his mental illness. Including his severe delusions and violent outbursts.

      2. Fuck off and die, Hihn.

  23. I especially liked Michelle Williams schooling those who identify as female that they’ve had the vote for a century now.

    1. She was clearly really, really, really annoyed at women who do not vote along the lines of what Michelle Williams believes. “If women would all just vote (like I say) the world would be great!” Yeah, no.

  24. Gervais also referenced Epstein’s suicide, which prompted some boos from the audience. But the comedian didn’t miss a beat. “Shut up,” said Gervais. “I know he’s your friend, but I don’t care.”

    No shit. Why would Hollywood types ‘boo’ a reference to Epstein’s “suicide”?

    1. In their bubble, they tried promoting the notion that Trump was an Epstein customer and would benefit from having him silenced.

      But it didn’t work. Everyone knows Trump had little to do with Epstein, while Bill Clinton was a frequent patron. So now, the notion that Epstein didn’t kill himself is a threat to the Left.

    2. They didn’t. They groaned, many in unison.
      That’s what insult humor goes for.

      1. They bood loudly because Epstein is their king!

      2. Liar! Someone else proved the laughter was constant!! No groans!!! No boos!!!! Who are you working for?????

  25. In y’all’s mind’s eye, what do you imagine when you think of Hihn? I mean, it seems like there should be a person attached to the fingers that pound frantically away on a keyboard somewhere.

    Is it a smirking sock handler that simply enjoys messing with people? Who would have the time? Maybe a college student? A stay at home mom/dad? In a nice condo somewhere? I just don’t see it.

    Or is it an actual crazy person whose keyboard is so covered in spittle that the keys stick? Is it a dude scraping by on disability in a hovel on the outskirts of some rural town? Is it a guy with zero chance for chicks living in a broken-down city neighborhood?

    Chills…

    1. Oh, yeah, it really is an actual crazy person with spittle on the keyboard.

    2. Oh, yeah, it really is a lunatic frothing spittle on his keyboard.

      1. Wow cool! I’m not on the list but I don’t have time to post much.

        1. Yeah, some of us are going to have to up our game if we want to make the next edition of the Hihn Official Enemies List(tm).

          1. I’ve been trying to make the list for awhile. I don’t think he’s updating it though.

      2. I posted this above but I believe it bears repeating; while I no practitioner would officially diagnose someone from online rants, I think it is pretty clear we are dealing with a person with a diagnosable mental illness:

        Bipolar disorder, also known as manic-depressive illness, is a brain disorder that causes unusual shifts in mood, energy, activity levels, and the ability to carry out day-to-day tasks.

        There are four basic types of bipolar disorder; all of them involve clear changes in mood, energy, and activity levels. These moods range from periods of extremely “up,” elated, and energized behavior (known as manic episodes) to very sad, “down,” or hopeless periods (known as depressive episodes). Less severe manic periods are known as hypomanic episodes.

        I suspect this is why we hear from Hihn [and his other “socks”] and then we don’t; he is most active and pounding away at his enemies at odd hours during a manic episode, and then he just disappears for periods of time. He is either depressive or possibly confined to a psychiatric ward where he doesn’t have access.

        I believe the following category is most applicable in his case:

        Bipolar I Disorder— defined by manic episodes that last at least 7 days, or by manic symptoms that are so severe that the person needs immediate hospital care. Usually, depressive episodes occur as well, typically lasting at least 2 weeks. Episodes of depression with mixed features (having depression and manic symptoms at the same time) are also possible.

        The preferred medication to treat this condition is lithium carbonate; unfortunately persons with a predilection for mania don’t want to be controlled in this manner and are typically very resistant to compliance.

        1. If he does have a disorder, then I would feel bad about yanking his chain. It really does seem like something is wrong.

          1. I don’t know, I’m speculating because he’s not sitting in front of me with the DSM [5th edition] open to the diagnostic criteria; but I think it’s a safe bet he has a bona fide mental disorder and we are encountering him in his manic state. I’ve actually suggested this to him before and the response was a flippant “you don’t know what you’re talking about” response.

            Trolling hereabouts does seem to provide a lot of gratification to him, that is for a person who sees affirmation in being told to fuck and die where decent people won’t smell him. Snort, chortle, etc.

        2. When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers. -Socrates

          ***WHEN YOU TOOK ENGLISH COMPOSITION IN HIGH SCHOOL … … AND WERE TAUGHT TO PROVIDE ORIGINAL SOURCES .,..
          … YOUR TEACHER WAS
          ACTUALLY LEADING YOU STRAIGHT TO ….
          …. BIPOLAR DISORDER!!
          …. According to Que Usque Tandem …
          …. TRY to AVOID peeing your pants, laughing at this thug

          “A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people’s business
          -Eric Hoffer

          PUT IT ALL TOGETHER …

          POSTING A STATEMENT … WITH A LINK TO DOCUMENT IT IS … BIPOLAR DISORDER … TO ALT-RIGHT GOOBERS … BECAUSE … OF COURSE … MINDLESS BABBLING IS … AS WE ALL KNOW … IS SUPERIOR TO A SUPPORTED ARGUMENT! … TO THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELEEB OBAMA WAS BORN IN KENYA.

          Got it?

          SICK FUCKS HAVE RAGED THEIR HATRED AND BIGOTRY FOR CENTURIES,

          “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most fools do.”
          –Benjamin Franklin

          “Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something”
          Plato

          “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”
          H. L. Mencken, US editor (1880 – 1956)

          “Mass movements do not need a god, but they do need a devil. Hatred unifies the True Believers.”
          -Eric Hoffer, “The True Believers” (1951)

          “Throughout human history, the worst moral atrocities have been committed by those manipulated to BELIEVE they are defending some “greater good” — the Collective, the State, the Master Race, the Party or a God. Zealots and fanatics. The militant self-righteous.”
          -Me (1994)

          (Trump is the enabler of the alt-right empowered by Ron Paul).

          Left – Right = Zero
          ===============================================

          ***ONE MORE TIME.
          This is Ricky’s speech.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

          at 0:50 he says, “Let’s have a laugh at YOUR (the audience) expense … THESE ARE ONLY JOKES.” (my emphasis)

          HIS “SLAM” WAS MET WITH MUCH LAUGHTER … IN BOTH THE SOUND TRACK AND THE FACES SHOWN.

          A SEPARATE VIDEO ON THAT SAME PAGE, RIGHT COLUMN, IS THE BEST OF RICKY’S MONOLOGUES …

          FOR ANY OTHER DUMMIES, GERVAIS DOES INSULT HUMOR .,.
          …. WHICH 90% OF THE AUDIENCE KNEW
          … AND 100% OF THE GOOBERS DID NOT KNOW. (Or fucking lie)

          **NOBODY WITH A THINKING BRAIN WILL FALL FOR THEIR BULLSHIT.

          **ADULTS WOULD CLICK THE LINK AND JUDGE FOR THEMSELVES, ON THE EVIDENCE (gasp)

          *** THIS IS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO MORE PROOF … HOW SICK THESE FUCKS ARE … AGAIN FULLY DOCUMENTED.

          1. So it is some sort of mental disorder?
            Doesn’t matter: Fuck off and die, Hihn.

          2. OMG, you’ve revealed the unholy alliance of Trump and Ron Paul! God help you!! Don’t answer your door or your phone! Move to Nigeria! Go off grid I’m immediately!!

    3. Retard has chills .,.. and a lengthy hate-fest. WHY.

      Somebody posted two links … documented proof of a simple reality.

      Which the retard describes as “spittle on a keyboard … THE POOR LOSER.

      ADULTS can check the link and THINK for themselves
      1) Did Gervais slam ANYONE — or did THEY all know he does INSULT HUMOR?

      2) And he OPENED by saying he would have a laugh at their expense … and “THESE ARE ONLY JOKES” (at 0:50, LOSER)

      Now count how many other goobers ALSO REFUSE TO SEE THE EVIDENCE BEFORE BEING ASSHOLES.

      1. Why do you have an enemies list?! Raving psycho!

      2. “Now count how many other goobers ALSO REFUSE TO SEE THE EVIDENCE BEFORE BEING ASSHOLES.”

        Now count how many other Hihn-socks scream their idiocy.
        Fuck off, Hihn.

      3. All I did was post a question. Can someone answer it please?

        1. I too wanted to know but the youtube link to the full ceremony is not available in my area (thanks regulators). I followed other links to clippings and Gervais’ twitter feed and what I think you want to know is that not everyone laughed at every line.

          As a comment on his monologue I think it is interesting he was doing what he told them not to do and with the same authority as they have. I don’t know if he has the self-awareness to realize that.

    4. In y’all’s mind’s eye, what do you imagine when you think of Hihn?,

      I see him as someone that Greta Thunberg would pity.

      -jcr

      1. Have you ever seen the South Park episode “The Slaughter?” That’s the mental image I have for many seemingly-deranged posters, trolls, sock-puppeteers, thread-shitters, etc.

      2. And not just because he doesn’t have a rented yacht, complete with crew.

  26. This is just something to think about, but imagine being a Hollywood actor, producer, director, etc in that audience. If Ricky tells an offensive joke, you laugh, and the camera catches your reaction any journalist or person on social media can scold you, the internet runs with it, and you’re canceled by the time you wake up the next morning.

    We know the woke crowd doesn’t believe this shit and they’re just worried about what could happen to them. They could truly believe that nuclear is the way to go, but if they don’t advocate for solar and wind energy then they may not get the job doing a voice for a Dreamworks animated kids film.

    1. That assumes they know what face to make without a script and director.

  27. The Adventures of Fuckleberry Hihn. Chapter Zero!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKWe_xnq5_8

    1. PROOF YOU’RE A BAT-SHIT CRAZY PSYCHO
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

      1. “PROOF YOU’RE A BAT-SHIT CRAZY PSYCHO”

        Nobody does spittle-stained key-board, all-caps shouting, fucking idiocy better than you Hihn.
        Fuck off.

  28. Did De Niro want to punch him?

    Other than that, I’ve never watched an award show in my life. So meh.

    But points to Gervais for turning the mirror on the room.

    1. Did De Niro want to punch him?

      The only time he was mentioned, he laughed,

      But points to Gervais for turning the mirror on the room

      It was insult humor. That’s what he does. Like Don Rickles, Rodney Dangerfield, Lisa Lampanelli, Triumph the insult dog … and over 100 “celebrity roasts,” each with at least 10 “roasters”

      And he OPENED by saying lets have fun at YOUR (audience) expense and, “These are only jokes”

      A “slam” roast is quite different … best example is Obama’s hilarious roast of Trump, to a Washington press corp dinner, as Trump sat there … totally helpless ,… the audience laughing hysterically.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

      THAT is a “slam,’ totally justified retaliation for Trump’s many years of crazed Birther conspiracies … and it’s WHY the immensely
      vengeful Trump works so hard to discredit every trace of Obama. He (Trump) had been totally, and publicly, humiliated. To his face.

      1. “…THAT is a “slam,’ totally justified retaliation for Trump’s many years of crazed Birther conspiracies…”

        You mean that miserable hag’s conspiracy theory, you fucking idiot. She and you LOST, loser.
        Fuck off, Hihn.

  29. Gervais for President!

    1. Why would you support a “hollywood liberal” for President.

  30. Didn’t waste time on any of Hihn’s cherry-picked links; he’s a fucking dishonest piece of idiocy. No reason to waste time there.
    I did wonder on to the NBC vid. This is from the presenting broadcast, and it is in their interest to make ‘happy’ about it.
    There were many uncomfortable glances, matched to golf claps and also many very forced ‘laughs’ while looking at the others in the audience.
    I’m sure there are sufficient dimbulbs in H’wood to have assumed it was some sort of satire; hell, we have a pathetic piece of shit here who is stupid enough to assume so.
    But that was no ‘celebration’ of the H’wood proggies; that was a take-down and those with IQs higher than room temperature knew it.
    Hihn didn’t get it, for obvious reasons.

    1. AGAIN, thoughtful readers will spend 7:59 watching the proof ,.,
      regardless of how much bellowing you screech

      PROOF that he specializes in INSULT HUMOR
      PROOF that he BEGAN by saying, “THESE ARE JUST JOKES”,
      PROOF that the room was mostly convulsed with laughter …

      **** AND, YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER ,,,
      HALF THE ROOM LAUGHED AT HIS EPSTEIN COMMENT. (3:36)
      THEN HE SAID “SHUT UP. I KNOW HE’S YOUR FRIEND, BUT I DON’T CARE.” …. TO 100% LAUGHTER (3:39) (smirk)

      ***THEY LAUGHED SO HARD BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING A BRITISH ARCHIE BUNKER ,,,, A PARODY OF CRAZED, RIGHT-WING ASSHOLES. THAT IS HOW ROBBY WAS SUCKERED

      YOU KEEP BELLOWING FOR THE GOOBERS, I’LL KEEP PROVING YOU A PSYCHO TO THE INDEPENDENT THINKERS … ALWAYS WITH THE EXACT SECOND IN THE VIDEO, WHEN YOUR BULLSHIT WAS EXPOSED

      Screech away, goober.

  31. So Hihn can post the same YouTube link 47 times, but my Yakity Saks links get deleted by Reason.

    1. Well, that’s a good session. Normally, he links to a comment he made 5 or ten minutes ago as “PROOF!!!!@!!” of his claims, so this was just boring instead of monumentally stoooooooooopid.
      Some years back, he took a screen image of my calling him a fucking idiot or similar. At the time he claimed to work for ‘the Koch brothers’; perhaps so, sort of like the guy boxing shipments at Apple ‘worked for Steve Jobs’.
      Anyhow, he promised to show it to the Kochs as a threat to their support for Reason.
      I keep asking him if they patted him on the head and told him to see his mommy, but he never seems to answer.
      Hihn? Fuck off and die.

      1. Normally, he links to a comment he made 5 or ten minutes ago as “PROOF!!!!@!!” of his claims,

        WRONG AGAIN PSYCHO.

        THE COMMENT IS NOT PROOF … PROOF IS THE LINK … WITHIN THE COMMENT … TO AN ORIGINAL SOURCE … THAT PROVES YOU FULL OF SHIT,

        PROVE ME WRONG ON THAT.

        OOPS! YOU LOSE …. AGAIN!

        1. So we get monumentally stoooooooooopid.

    2. So Hihn can post the same YouTube link 47 times,

      TO PROVE 47 GOOBERS FULL OF SHIT.

      1. Fuck off and die, Hihn.

      2. Oh, and please tell us what ‘the Koch brothers’ for whom ‘you worked’ told you do to with that screen shot you took.
        And also, you lying sack of shit, check this NBC feed for ‘all those people are laughing’:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo&t=156s
        Check that ‘laugh’ at 2:37…
        As pathetic as you, Hihn.

        1. THIS IS HOW DELUSIONAL THE SNOWFLAKE IS!

          Oh, and please tell us what ‘the Koch brothers’ for whom ‘you worked’ told you do to with that screen shot you took.

          HE’S CAREENED TOTALLY OFF THE RAILS
          NEXT, CLICK HIS LINK WHICH IS EVEN CRAZIER!!!

          And also, you lying sack of shit, check this NBC feed for ‘all those people are laughing’:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo&t=156s

          THERE IS MUCH LAUGHING AT THAT MARK (2:36) … MORE LAUGHING 12 SECONDS LATER, WHEN HE QUIPPED THAT THE LIST OF DECEASED ACTORS WAS NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH.

          Cyber-bullies DON’T CARE how big an ass they make of themselves .,.. like Trump, their SOLE purpose is to attack and punish … applaud each other’s “zingers” … their goobers eagerly swallow whatever they …. Donald, Sevo and the rest …. say or do.
          JUST as crazed as as LEFT-WING wackos.
          Because: STILL TRUE, AFTER 50+ YEARS,

          Left – Right = Zero
          And a growing majority of Americans now AGREES!!!

          1. “Oh, and please tell us what ‘the Koch brothers’ for whom ‘you worked’ told you do to with that screen shot you took.”

            Still no answer, you pathetic piece of shit?
            And I see you ducked that uncomfortable side glance with a bunch of CAPS and more bullshit.
            Fuck off and die.

        2. WAIT .,… WAIT … HE FORGOT TO CALL ME A PEDOPHILE, WHO SLAUGHTERS BABY KITTENS WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER.
          (SMIRK)

          1. I’m not sure you have the intellectual capacity to know how to use a hammer. And the kittens would kick your ass.

  32. Last of the Shitlords
    January.6.2020 at 9:50 pm
    “I wonder why he bothers with socks when it’s generally acknowledged we know who he is.”

    That’s a pretty strong indication that his mental condition is not anything close to rational; why fake 6 or 8 identities when you not only post the same bullshit, but do so in the same *MaNiC*$@ StYLe!!!!?
    Maybe he should be treated with sympathy for his condition, but we have no real data, so until his care-giver or family member takes his keyboard away, I say fuck off and die Hihn, where we can’t smell your remains.
    Perhaps the

    1. Delete “Perhaps the”.
      Reason got $5 from me this year, the same way a server gets a $1 tip for crummy service. You’d get some money if you were professional and maybe added an ‘edit’ feature.

    1. What do you think of this bot’s comment Hihnsanity?

  33. Can anybody tell me if everybody laughed Ricky’s jokes?

  34. Clearly, too many posters here are letting Michael Hihn live in their heads rent free. He’s a self-loathing sociopath and contrarian. The more you rebuke or debate him, the more he like it. The solution is DO NOT respond to him and in time he’ll go away.

  35. Maybe it will be his last time hosting…

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