Charges Dropped Against Florida Man, Because the First Amendment Protects His "I Eat Ass" Bumper Sticker
No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
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Certified Florida Man Dillon Shane Webb's* choice of bumper sticker has produced a unique victory in the fight for free speech.
The 23-year-old Lake City resident was driving along U.S. Highway 90 last Sunday when a deputy from the Columbia County Sheriff's Office noticed his "I eat ass" bumper sticker. The sticker, the deputy concluded, violated the state's obscenity law. After Webb refused to remove part of the sticker to censor the word "ass," citing his First Amendment right to free speech, the deputy arrested him and charged him with "obscene writing on vehicles and resisting an officer without violence."
On Thursday, the State Attorney's Office said that it would not prosecute Webb for either charge. Any prosecution, the office determined, could be met with a valid First Amendment defense.
Earlier this week, The Volokh Conspiracy's Eugene Volokh analyzed both Webb's arrest and the obscenity law cited by the arresting officer. Volokh concluded that Fla. Stat. § 847.011(2), the law in question, is "unconstitutionally overbroad and thus invalid." The sorts of offenses listed in this legislation have been deemed constitutionally protected ever since Stanley v. Georgia (1969). Volokh also notes that the simple statement on the bumper sticker does not arouse the same intentional "sexual responses" as, say, pornography. So Webb's sticker does not fit the Supreme Court–accepted definition of obscene material.
Volokh also observes that Webb's refusal to remove a single letter from his bumper sticker does not match the definition of resisting arrest.
*CORRECTION: The original version of this piece misstated Webb's name.
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It’s about time Florida Man got a win.
I thought his defense was gonna be his love of donkey meat.
At least he didn't post a video of a public blow job.
What's to stop a different law enforcement officer from putting him through another arrest for the same bumper sticker? Or, hell, the same officer?
Well, maybe the lawsuit his attorney is filing which they will no doubt settle out of court for around $50,000 since that seems to be about the cost of an unlawful arrest and a prima facie violation of his First and Second Amendment rights. Though of course local taxpayers will be picking up the tab here.
Ooops, that's "4th Amendment".
Libertarian Freudian slip.
$50,000 you say?
[slaps "I eat ass" bumpersticker on car]
Then take that money and send an "I EAT ASS" letter to every address in town, with "this letter paid for by Columbia County taxpayers" written on it.
good. zero reason to not protect the trivial.
"I Eat Ass"
I wonder if has liver for dessert...and I hope his name isn't Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
And they're releasing his truck from the impound for free, right? RIGHT?
"No ifs ands or butts about it..."
Rather the reverse, actualy - i.t's it that's about a butt
"Give me liberty, or give me ass!"
I remember a bumper sticker popular with truckers back in the 70s.
Gas Grass or Ass
Nobody rides free
I guess that would be right out these days.
What if he'd had an "I eat pigs" bumper sticker?
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