Sarah Palin Used to Think Polls Were Only For Strippers
Also in Iowa, Donald Trump tells crowd to "knock the crap" out of protesters.
Hours away from the Iowa caucuses,

former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin told the syndicated entertainment news show Extra that she was once skeptical of polling, but now that her preferred candidate for the Republican nomination for president is expected to win Iowa, she's become a believer:
Usually, I say polls are only good for strippers and cross-country skiers, but in this case, I do think that the polls are accurate and are reflecting that the American people, the electorate… we're looking for something different.
Palin credits Trump's rouge-ishness, a quality once attributed to her by exasperated senior strategists in charge of her failed bid for the vice presidency, for his current standing at the top of the polls. With her trademark command of the English language, the woman who could have been a heartbeat away from the nuclear codes said:
He's going rogue all the time, and I think that's what Americans are craving right now is some candidness, some willingness to talk about the issues that are first and foremost on our hearts and our minds to get constitutional government back into the system.
Also in Iowa today, Trump addressed a rumor he heard from one of his security guards that some rogue protesters might be planning on throwing tomatoes. Ever the man of action and understanding of the rule of law, The Donald told the assembled crowd that if they spot any potential tomato-chuckers to "knock the crap out of them…I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees."
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Kenya screw up another one, Crusty?
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It's hard. None of them are that Neisse.
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I'd try another pun but I can't stop Latvian.
Amundsen and Shackleton?
Amundsen and Shackleton? Were they attracted to polar opposites? Or, did they just have magnetic personalities?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0-aQHrA7-U
Jackie Mason?
Ernie Kovacs?
"...and for a lifetime supply of brown shirts."
"Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?"
"How about a bag of dicks?"
I've heard Lindsey Graham is pretty handy with a fistful of cocks.
[fans self indignantly]
Suck a bag of dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8
Who will police Donald Trump? The Coast Guard?
I wish someone would knock the crap out of people who video their television with their damn iPhone and post on youtube. They are just as bad as Adam Lanza.
I've seen that on Youtube for Southpark and The Simpsons. I think it has something to do with avoiding the takedown notices.
"Mr. Trump, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?"
How do you respond to the claim that your group commits more crimes than it prevents?
We don't need a thinker, we need a doer! Someone who will act without considering the consequences!
Tyler Durden for President!
Kind of like a public nose picker?
It's like he read that people are calling him a fascist, and decided he likes the idea.
Hugo Boss? I love Hugo Boss!
I bet DT in a lightning font would look bitchin' as fuck.
The Iron Two Corinthians.
+1 hackenkruz
You know what else they sell at Macy's?
Hitler?
Designer vibrators?
Personally I think Trump is trolling the living shit out of America. I am still not 100% convinced that he actually wants to be president. Really, what is in it for him?
I'm thinking he can maybe trade in his wife again?
Why? His current squeeze is a classic.
I figure it's a fake tan, but I don't think it's actually rouge.
lol
Did you learn your mad quoting skilz from SugarFree?
I finally got around to watching the Palin endorsement of Trump.
Has anyone heard any rumors about her being a pill popper?
I'll bet old Todd's got his hands full, huh?
"If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!"
[donald isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel]
I had nearly successfully repressed that movie until you reminded me. I watched it high on nearly everything at one time or another, and I think it was most profound on ketamine. Not very profound, but more so on the special k.
Get them up against the wall.
+1 Godfather baptism
With her trademark command of the English language
Um....
rouge-ishness
I'll bet his face is red with embarrassment.
I see what you did there.....
Let's not get too persimmon-ickety
She meant to say "his twentyfour-carrot-ishness"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Moore_Waddell
You are Anglo-Saxons. You are armed and prepared and you will do your duty?Go to the polls tomorrow, and if you find the negro out voting, tell him to leave the polls and if he refuses, kill him, shoot him down in his tracks. We shall win tomorrow if we have to do it with guns.
So we have the Demagogue, the Socialist and the Crook running for President. I've read about this movie before and it usually has a sad ending...
I heard they walked into a bar.
Ouch.
The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The Socialist replied, "John Kerry isn't running this time. We don't need a choice of that many candidates when children are going hungry in this country." The Demagogue replied, "John Kerry makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Megyn Kelly's period." And the Crook replied, "I'd sell you classified intel but you don't look Chinese. Also, um, something about John Kerry."
I... guess that qualifies as a joke?
Way too coherent for The Demagogue.
"He's going rogue all the time"
Just the sort of character trait we need for someone who controls nuclear weapons.
"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah, hallelujah!"
Where have you gone, Johnny Smith?
A grateful nation turns its eyes to you
So he's Nixon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_theory
I hadn't thought of that but it might just work like that.
I suppose we'll endure many Trump/Palin posts in the days, weeks and months to come.
Well, they aren't post posts, so just lie back and try to enjoy them.
Posts and poles. Related?
WHAT MORE DOES RAND HAVE TO DO, PEOPLE?
WHAT MORE DOES RAND HAVE TO DO, PEOPLE?
Be like his father.
With her trademark command of the English language
I don't want Sarah Palin anywhere near the nuclear codes, but again, that quote really doesn't show any worse of a grasp of the English language than I would expect from 99% of people speaking off the cuff. With a few commas, it would be fine, if vapid. But that's about the content.
I don't either, but I would be tickled if Trump picked her as his running mate. That's a dream ticket. The entertainment value is simply priceless.
He won't.
This is marginally worse than telling supporters you are going to "go after" the rich and "punish" their "greed".
Marginally.
Isn't Bernie also calling for a Revolution?
A "political revolution". As opposed, I suppose, to a "cultural revolution".
It's not a cultural revolution when you say you will effectively steal wealth from, under threat of imprisonment, anybody that makes more than a certain dollar amount and end free exchange of goods for Multinational corporations of people? It's not a cultural revolution when you, under threat of imprisonment, force people to pay more than a negotiated wage to an employee based on their genetalia?
Bernie is the one that wants a cultural revolution Trump just wants to troll the left and their media sycophants.
And luckily, politics isn't violent.
I sure am! Of course, people of Bernie's ideology don't fare so well in my version of events.
I know Reason H&R is not hotbed of Trump and Palin supporters. But can you imagine President Trump vacating his office, mid-term, with a rambling 30-minute speech? I not seeing a downside to this.
Obama didn't vacate either. Are you saying Trump is as great as Obama?
Trump's Vice President becomes President.
And on that day, Alaska did become a killing field, with the enemies of Madame President putting up a respectable showing (everyone has a gun and can use it), but being no match for men in helicopters with machine guns.
Ah, yes. Operation Lipstick.
Maybe with a rambling 30-something blonde.
Leave Melania alone!
*checks Wikipedia*
Ooooh.
She would be the first First Lady I would actually masturbate to.
Dolly Madison?
No love for Jackie Kennedy?
So wait, Palin thought polls were stupid (and they are, so she was on the money there), but now that they show support for the guy she supports, polls work?
Uh...ok.
Yeah, pretty much.
Polls aren't stupid, but they have a context. Palin is not sharp on context or numeracy. Trump could probably sum a column number in his head, realtime, during a price negotiation, with the alacrity of Kuwaiti rug salesman.
"look at me, I'm Epi, I do not understand folksy charm."
I understand it. I just don't think it's charming.
But...."folksy", yes?
She's so darn folksy!
What about *my* pole?!? It's not good for me?!?
Get married and have a kid or 8.
I can understand criticizing her for saying "polls are silly, but...", however, I do not understand changing what she said in the title to imply she did not know what polls were except as a little cheap shot.
a little cheap shot.
Cocktail parties...
Yeah, that poor woman.
All of the bitching about Palin's grasp of the language and not a word about the guy who is in there now. He doesnt have much better grasp of the language and his head is completely full of scrambled shit. Palin can at least dress herself.
*This is in no way, shape or form an endorsement of Palin.
One of the advantages of being rich is having a valet to dress you.
Did the Bloomberg article just get yanked? Give yourselves a hand you surly deviants!
Nope still there, just not a hit and run post:
http://reason.com/archives/201.....al-candida
Small victories are still victories.
Presidential Candida?
Eeeeewwwww.
Years and years of RPGs still have not taught the internet the difference between rogue and rouge...
What are you, some solider of grammer?
Rogue penis grabbers or rouge penis grabbers, what's the difference
Prison rape vs. rainbow parties?
Spellchecker don't care.
MMO's too. No one ever gets it when I ask if their level 100 rouge is in a party with a level 100 mascara.
Well I guess you're right JeremyR I mean there's no w...SNEAK ATTACK! SNEAK ATTACK!
The irony is that Trump isn't as "rogue" or rebellious as the media or his supporters make him out to be.
If you analyze his actions, they are quite cowardly since he never puts himself at risk, such as this case, even it's just sarcasm. He's calling for his followers to do the dirty work, but would never do it or imply doing it himself. In his personal and financial adventures he always relies on cronyism and bankruptcy laws to bail him out. He may be anti-current-GOP-establishment, but he is firmly pro-state chickenhawk and an unabashed yet craven fascist.
The only contender that comes close to the rogue/rebel label is McAfee
McAfee is preferable to GayJay
I plan to vote for Gary's Johnson.
WHERE ARE ALL THE ARTICLES ATTACKING DEMOCRATS!
REASON ONLY ATTACKS REPUBLICANS!
AAAUUGGHH!
/John
Is this it for the night? I guess that's what happens when the writers shotgun post 20 articles in 10 minutes.
At least Buttplug isn't here.
He's one post down.
I was expecting that, actually. My timing was better than I thought.
One article down.
Cocktail parties and sneering at Iowans for the rest of the night!
I don't know what the reason staff are doing, but that's what I'm doing.
Anybody want a Huckabee/Adele/Starwars mashup? The internet provides.
Inside. Job.
Sometimes the internet tries too hard.
So if the current numbers hold up, I wonder what Trump's excuse will be tomorrow.
"Iowa, you're stupid."
Well, this is easily the shittiest batch of candidates ever and Rand Paul can't crack 4%.
Did you pay yet?
Just keep you hand on your wallet; the slimebag will palm any change he sees, let alone real cash.
Hey bud, long time no see. What's new?
I lost $20. How should I pay Reason?
As a gambler/golfer I have lost before.
Obviously you're not a golfer.
I was a 2 handicap on a slope 144 course at one time. Played in the Ga State Am.
I can't break 80 on that course anymore though.
Past my prime like most of the Peanuts.
I believe you have a handicap.
I'm sure it was off the championship tees, too. When done with your round, you repair from the club in your BMW M-something - well, at least until you got that Tesla last year for your 'new' daily driver.
Yawn.
You only lost 20 bucks? Your math is a little off.
Email Matt Welch (under a fake name, I don't care) and find a way to pay pal or CC a donation. He's aware of the bet.
The wager was $20.
You picked a stagnant Aussie biotech and I picked O&G calls that got slammed in the sell off. No worries, I bought the common to offset my real losses in the calls.
No, you didn't
12% returns in one month in a bear market is "stagnant"? Remind me how you did again?
If you'd actually done your research on my investment, you'd know there's very little downside, and I'm looking at probable 500% returns in the near term, and much higher than that in the long term. So high that I wouldn't even deign to predict.
You can do a few lines, come here, and talk some shit, but that's all you have.
My 5 year plan destroyed your 1 month plan. Suck my balls.
8% off?
When the bet was bumped to $100 I was thinking "Why does Playa even bother? This motherfucker is just going to lose, welch on what he owes, then pretend to be handwaving it away."
4% with half reporting.
That's better than I was expecting.
Record turnout? Are people who never voted really going to vote for Trump and Sanders? It looks like I am going to have to increase my bourbon intake.
I should find someone who has a still so I don't become lucid during the fallout of whoever wins.
" Are people who never voted really going to vote for Trump and Sanders?"
I voted for Ross Perot my first time out.
I think the "Fuck You"-vote is very attractive when its there.
It's just sad the Fuck You voters are going Trump.
He's the perfect "fuck you" candidate: he's a middle finger to both Republicans and Democrats.
Just wait till the libertarian strongholds start to report.
+1
That's the spirit! 5% here we come!
It's Iowa, when you cross the Missouri from Omaha it's like entering a Lovecraft story.
Hahahaha, when I refreshed CNN just now, the poll results reporting percentage was, "69".
You know, like the sexual position.
I don't get it.
One day, you'll learn how to talk to the ladies.
bitch i drop jewels on them sweetcats like wa-da-tah
Nice.
NIIICE
I was thinking about the number "969" the other day. Sad, like a guy riding a tandem bike alone. 🙁
So I'm supposed to look for *real* news to see who did what in Iowa? Real news without the snark?
What kinda place is this?
The answer is either Hitler or FYTW, right?
Or 1066, depending on the class.
Also according to the CNN breakdown at this moment, Clinton is only ahead because she's winning the female vote by 10%.
So the big winners tonight are the Budding Felon and the World's Must Punchable Face.
Oh well, at least we might get some salty ham tears from Trumpaloes.
Caucuses, how do they work?
'Sarah Palin Used to Think Polls Were Only For Strippers'
In other news, Reason is the new Buzzfeed, ie not serious
Is Fisher too stupid to come up with a Boooosh headline? Has to resort to second tier Palin insult?
They were serious enough to pull Ira Stoll's paen to Bloomberg off the H&R
Was not aware of that. Actually surprises me.
Paean
"The part that often is forgotten is that he is an Eagle Scout. On that list of Boy Scout qualities?"trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent"?brave counts for a lot. It explains that commercial flight to Tel Aviv, and it suggests to me that this time around, Bloomberg just might get into the presidential race."
Hurl!!!
I have been made to understand that strippers were present at Trump caucuses. No? Fuck democracy.
"Democracy in action -- no flag in room for pledge of allegiance so kid took off his shirt & stood on chair for pledge"
...Huh?
Hey, wasn't there a strange pro-Bloomberg article after this one earlier tonight?
Did Reason delete it? Can't really blame them for wanting it gone, but they should've left it in place with an apology, instead of just hiding the evidence and hoping we wouldn't notice. Are they going to fire whoever allowed it on here in the first place?
Anyone get a copy?
Hier
It is on the regular site.
buried
too lazy to scroll.
DAMN son, so Cruz ends up blowing Trump (haha) out of the water.
Everyone start the chant! "Tu-na Can! Tu-na Can! Tu-na Can!"
I BET THE JEWS DID THIS!
Pfft, I don't bet, I know. It was Mort Vader operating from the Death Star of David.
It's always the Jews.
HM: Check your email
Got it and replied.
It really only matters to the extent that it cause other GOP candidates to drop out of the race. The sooner this turns into a 3 or 4 horse race, the worse for Trump.
Huck gone.
After tonight it's pretty much between Trump, Cruz, and Rubio. Trump's screwed, assuming that's the case.
He has his third. Not going down much, not going up much. With 10 people that looks pretty good, with 3 it becomes an actual race.
Martin O'Malley is dropping out.
No, really. As hard as it is to believe, he was still officially running, apparently.
Looks like he has under 1% right now.
He's a shit person, but I do feel sorry for him. Compared to the other two, he hits the buttons you need for a candidate. He's not horrendous to look at, he has executive experience, he can still control his bowels. How embarrassing to crash this hard.
Hillary has a few words for her campaign team after a disappointing result in Iowa.
You call that a pressed ham?!
Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Gun to your head: who's diaper would you prefer to look into, Hillary's or Trump's?
Crusty, with all due respect to Nikki, you are the worst. Seriously.
I know.
Well acceptance is a good start
And knowing is half the battle.
What caliber is the gun? Would it be a clean death or slow and painful?
Are they still wearing it?
Pull the trigger! Do it! Do it motherfucker!"
Oh I'm sure that Trump has the best shits. They're great, everyone loves them. They're polling well. How stupid do you have to be to choose Hillary? Especially if she's, you know, what some women do. I don't know if they still do it at that age, from there, you know, but maybe it could happen, I don't know. That's what some people say.
So it's basically a 3-way tie.
You know what i think would be really interesting to see? if some guy in his 70s were to have a one-on-one conversation with Trump and ask him =
"You keep talking about "making America Great Again".
Tell me = when exactly was America's Peak Awesome - and what about it was so great?"
"when exactly was America's Peak Awesome"?
When i was born
"and what about it was so great?"
Potential
I suppose that win marks for brevity and hubris, if not substance.
which is a genuinely trumpish reply
'Vader theme plays in background'
Tell me = when exactly was America's Peak Awesome - and what about it was so great?"
'58-'64
No hippies
Everything went to hell when they stopped minting our fractional dollars out of silver
Unless you were black, hispanic, jewish, or gay. Or a woman. Other than that it was PEAK awesome.
Those...people...didn't build this country or Western civilization, and they vote liberal. Their happiness is immaterial. I'm fairly certain none of them every accomplished anything without a white, straight, Christian man handing it to them on a silver platter.
Even peanut butter? What about Chinese food, or Hollywood?
All invented by white, straight, Christian men, even if they were stolen/appropriated by the inferior races and sexes after the fact.
We all appreciate what you're doing, Goj. Goji. Mister, sir.
It ended in the Tonkin Gulf?
"'58-'64
No hippies"
REAL AMERICA
Looks like the Canadian sleeper agent managed to pull it off.
I mean...I said nothing about a sleeper agent. Harper definitely didn't put him in a sensory deprivation tank while things like 'Build Keystone' and 'Let me cross the border without a passport so I can buy your cheap shit' were whispered in his ears.
It's Happening!
If there were a god, he has shown he has abandoned us this day.
I guess at this point, we should push hard for Rand to be named Cruz's vice presidential running mate. That way, when Cruz is DQ'd, Rand will be the new emperor.
And all of America will bow to Aqua Buddha!
Muhahahaha!
I met a girl who sang the blued and asked her for some happy news. She just smiled and turned away. I went down to the sacred store, where I heard the music years before, but the man there said the music wouldn't play.
I drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry. I blame global warming.
I was gonna gussie it up with lyrics about liberty instead of music... but I'm a lazy man.
and,,,,
http://www.foxnews.com/enterta.....-violence/
If you can't hit your old lady when you're 70, is there ever a time when you can?
No
Test passed.
So is Cruz the Manchurian Albertan Candidate, sent to make us succumb to an NHS-style healthcare system?
Ted Cruz is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Trump is actually the one in favor of that sort of health care system...
Socialism 632, Sociopath 636
O'Malley could seal it for either contender, sure he promised not too but it appears that is only promise of consequence he'll have chance to break, so he's gonna roll one way or another.
I imagine there are phone calls about horsetrading hypothetical cabinet posts going on right now.
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That is throwing me for a loop. He looked like he had just woken up in the last debate.
I heard he has a really short but thick cock.
There's a tingling in Texas.
I love Texas Monthly, even if they are a bunch of liberal state-worshippers. Last month they had the weirdest but very well written article on the complexity of alcohol and consent.
Tuna Can Ted.
Somebody said that earlier today, and I'm going to help make sure it sticks. It's my favorite new nickname for a pol.
Yes. Wtf, I believe, came up with the nickname, but I'm taking credit for the inspiration.
He's black and clean!
You've seen what happens when you ride the tiger.
Yeah, I have. And it's fucking awesome.
To understand mankind a little better, Skeletor decides to take lessons in twerking at Lexy Panterra's Twerkout class.
I'd do like, 2/3 of the chicks in that video.
Dat Asian girl with the short blonde hair doe.
I would just do Skeletor.
I'm always afraid they're a closet kogal if they die the hair bleach blonde.
And?
Rufus??
I'm happily married. If I'm shopping potential fantasy mistresses, I can afford to be picky.
I imagine the fleshless pelvis would chafe.
Friction is my friend
You know, Gilmore. He's commenting in this very thread.
lol