Scott Walker to End His Presidential Campaign
Following dismal poll showing, the Wisconsin governor becomes the second GOP candidate to drop out.

The party's over for Scott Walker. The Wisconsin governor was once widely seen as a front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination, and perhaps a serious threat to likely Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton's chances in the general election.
He's no threat to anyone anymore. Later this evening, he's expected to announce that he's ending his presidential bid, according to multiple reports.
News that Walker will exit the race comes on the heels of two lackluster debate performances; sinking polls in Iowa, where Walker has focused the most resources; and a stunningly poor showing in the latest national poll, a CNN/ORC survey released yesterday in which he rated an asterisk—essentially no support at all.
In an earlier column today, I suggested that the poll, on top of other troubling signs for the campaign, might spell the end of Walker's run, and argued that his campaign has struggled in large part because it didn't live up to its initial promise of big-ticket domestic policy reform wedded to hard-charging political savvy. Walker surged initially because he advertised himself as a successful governor, and then flopped because he ran in a way in a way that played to none of his strengths.
Walker becomes the second GOP candidate to quit the race, following former Texas Gov. Rick Perry's exit earlier this month. The were obvious differences between the two campaigns—unlike Walker, Perry never had much support in the polls and never raised much money—but it's still notable that the first two drop-outs in the race are Republican governors with strong track records of reform.
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Wow, that was quick. I guess a lot of us had really overestimated his chances. Iowahawk must be disappointed.
The Buttplug accurately called him "this cycle's Tim Pawlenty" back in July.
Three names that no one cares about, Shit Sieve.
Have you figured out yet that the ExIm bank is NOT profitable, as proven by the fact that not a single for-profit company wants to handle its functions themselves? No, of course not. In Shit Sieve land, companies turn down free profit all the time.
Of course, you also said Jeb Bush is going to win the nomination.
I stand by that sage prediction.
One of you Peanuts declined a $20 bet this morning. JEB! vs your pick. Payable to the Reason Foundation.
Once the Bush ratfuckers start work the pretenders will be crushed like bugs.
I still have a better chance at collecting a crisp $20 bill from jesse than you do of collecting a $20 bill from anyone.
He usually leaves it on the dresser.
Payable to the Reason Foundation.
In b4 2,000+ comments
I can fill the thread with comments until it hits 2,000 for you if you like.
Sure. How are you and the kiddies doing?
Great. Reason's back to herself, she's sore and confused. Yesterday she asked me "where did my belly go?" It was priceless.
Her surgeon wants us to keep her activity to a minimum for a couple weeks which has been really hard to do. She's a very active child. Runs everywhere, climbs on everything. It's been really difficult trying to slow her down.
Have you considered opium? 😉
I'm glad to hear she's on the mend. It's rough at that age because when they feel good, they want to go back to living their life the way they normally do.
She was a given a really strong pain medicine, but fights tooth and nail against taking it. it's nearly impossible to convince a cranky and sore 2 year old to swallow pain medicine.
Yep... that's one part of having young kids I do not miss.
it's nearly impossible to convince a cranky and sore 2 year old to swallow pain medicine.
For a baby called Reason...
Drink (shirley temple or rob roy)!
If Scott Walker were capable of inspiring 2000+ comments he wouldn't be dropping out of the race.
Yeah I was wondering what made Hugh think this would be a hot topic?
Oh, didn't expect that so soon.
Seriously, that's kind of surprising. I'd think given his early attractiveness, he should have had enough money to keep the thing going until the end of the year.
(*even the Kochs, when they had their conference in April to rally various donors together, indicated that they'd be willing to put a large chunk of their $900m on Walker... and even though most of that was kept on the sidelines, i'd think even a fraction should have been sufficient to sustain him)
"I'd think given his early attractiveness"
Gilmore's Kathyrn Jean Lopez moment has burst, indeed. Lol.
It was "his early attractiveness" that did him in, more than anything. By getting that attention so early, he had to rush into campaign hiring, infrastructure building, and policy statements far quicker than planned. Partly there was the matter of not mastering the specifics on some of the themes that he was handling (so he made gaffes such as allegorizing potential foreign policy in the Middle East to his union-busting, which made it sound like he was compare Labor to ISIS), but mainly it was spending too much money too quickly without budget and strategy.
Had Walker had his January boomlet even in April, I think that he'd have ended up in a much different place, but he instead spent much of 2015 playing catch-up (I imagine that matters in Wisconsin, both normal governance ?folks often forget the peril of running as an incumbent ?as well as special projects such as the Milwaukee Bucks negotiations likely ate partially into the time on that too). Likewise, in a smaller field, he would have had time to take a break and reemerge, but not in a giant field (and especially in the Summer of Trump).
Money itself could have helped, but the organization of the hastily-constructed main campaign (a lot of his hires had to be done quickly when he got the spotlight) wasn't built as a lean ship, so it would have been a heady order ?he'd almost need to transplant over to a new campaign organization staff to right the ship, which would be itself a death knell in the press.
And ISIS was pissed to be compared to a bunch of thugs!
Aww, that's too bad. He was a staunch opponent of labor unions which makes him a great supporter of libertarianism-- in much the same way that blended dog shit is pretty good when you spread it over a nice T-bone.
Have you ever made a witty/intelligent remark in your life?
No. Buttplug, for all his juvenile stupidity, has more wit than AmSoc. He's one of those Dunning-Kruger types who is so dumb he lacks the ability to recognize his own failings.
Golly, I just want to be like you and impress all these sooper-intelligent right-wing glennbeck.com subscribers.
"Anyone who disagrees with me is a right wing religious bigot who listens to Rush and believes in TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICZZ"
-Every teenage leftist at my high school in nyc.
YOu are a cliche. You contribute nothing
It's a cliche because it's not sentient. It robotically spews out bits of text which will garner a response, much like an ant rubbing the tummy of an aphid in order to harvest its secretions.
Congrats woody, you became its latest aphid!
As pathetic as his campaign was it doesn't change the fact that he managed to completely destroy the public sector leeches in Wisconsin as well as shatter that state's Democratic Party apparatus.
In other words, that blended dog shit kicked your pinko ass.
"as well as shatter that state's Democratic Party apparatus"
Which is why Tammy Baldwin won the state right after he did. My goodness your tears are so yummy!
1. Not a Walker fan, I just wanted to temper Team Blue's schadenfreude.
2. The Democrats poured a ton of money and resources into defeating him those two times and lost.
His coattails might not have been very long but he set an important precedent for fighting pub sec union power that might culminate in SCOTUS gutting them next year.
Now fuck off. How petty do you have to be to feel vindicated over something like this?
but it's still notable that the first two drop-outs in the race are Republican governors with strong track records of reform.
Homer Stokes has the reform vote locked up.
Well, the Democrats finally got them a little man with a broom too, so...
lol, is anyone surprised by this?
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Well what more can you say? He was accomplished and well-liked in theory but when he had to compete in a crowded field he wilted.
The kind of people that would vote for Scott Walker would also enthusiastically support Marco Rubio, Jeb! and Carly Fiorina. So in the end, he couldn't make his case for why anyone should choose him over the others.
I admire him for taking on the unions, otherwise he is not that appealing from a libertarian leaning perspective
I thought he'd do better. Perhaps we should rename the black swan event "the trump." It really works nicely.
Mmm...64 slices of American cheese.
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Banjos, have you been up all night eating cheese?!
I think I'm blind.
I have vices that cause similar things.
*Standing O*
i (or if you're a retarded and musclebound engineering type, j)
"Cheese."
Today is national "psilocybin mushrooms are called cheese" day.
Paging Agile Cyborg, paging Agile Cyborg
"The Wisconsin governor was once widely as a front-runner"
Hailed? Ignored? Berated? Touted? Confirmed? I must know!
I'm surprised he did so terribly. I think he was more a casualty of TRUMP than himself.
Republicans, in general, like assholes like Scott Walker who goes after labor unions and like a real weasel keeps the police union (the union that needs to go) in tact.
I guess David/Charles Koch only saw him as Governor and not President.
Why don't you tell us more about jobs with nigger pay, Itchy?
Yea, it's called the RIGHT's goal for world labor. NIGGER PAY. That is, a job that doesn't pay much, has no benefits, and offers few hours so that the laborer can enjoy multiple NIGGER PAY jobs throughout the day. An American's Job creator's dream.
Thanks for your insights. I'm sure the rest of the racists at your local union HQ appreciate them.
Please call them "Wal-Mart professionals".
Or "associates" if you must consign caste.
Classist social signaling and sneering condescension from the number one classical liberal? Shocked, I am.
Yes, it's far better that (a conspicuously dwindling number of) unionized layabouts collect inflated salaries and pensions, while American industry is bankrupted and the national debt continues to balloon.
Because God forbid you got off your ass and did some work for anything less than a king's ransom.
No one's asking for a King's ransom. Last I checked, they were looking for $15/hr.
Simply put, in a FIAT economy, inflation represents growth.
Unlike a jar of marbles or BITCOIN or other hard-asset based currencies, FIAT economy grows infinitely.
This is the Libertarian argument about the LIBERAL's PIZZA in which is cut into 100 pieces, 2 people have 98 slices while they sit around make the other 98 fight for the last two. The Libertarian argument is that the Pizza just get's bigger. What makes it bigger ? God? No! Inflation.
Salaries have to keep up with inflated prices. Salary stagnation breaks the FIAT model. It especially breaks the model for the little guy and as we see now in America, the regular guy.
$15 per hour is a king's ransom to the vast majority of the world's population.
Libertarians are not advocates for fiat currency or inflation as monetary policy. We're not the ones saying everybody has a human right to an ever-growing list of "basic needs", we're not the ones driving the prices of everything up and pushing more people out of the workplace through regulation.
This is all your handiwork. You wanted more pay (directly or indirectly) without adding any more value to the world, you vilified the consolidation and exploitation of capital, and you whistled past the graveyard when the cracks started to appear. Now you are left with two choices, full-on socialism a la Venezuela or the "neoliberalism" of the US and Europe. At least we have plenty of toilet paper.
Don't blame me for your failings, you disingenuous, racist moron.
As Milton Friedman would have said, that was just fallacy from beginning to end.
Inflation does not represent growth. I have no idea where you got that idea. Inflation represents an increase in the amount of money needed to purchase things as a result of an increase in the overall quantity of money. Inflation can occur without growth. For an example see the Weimar republic or Venezula right now.
There is no such thing as a "fiat economy". There is only fiat money. The economy is people trading goods and services with each other. Trade cannot be created by fiat. The medium of exchange, however, can be a fiat creation, but only to the point where it is still seen to have value.
You have no idea as to what a libertarian argument looks like, clearly. The reason the pie gets bigger is that people have access to more and more economic opportunity. Two centuries ago, almost all of the goods and services one could access were produced just a few miles from their point of consumption. Today we can trade with people throughout the globe. A person can create a business entirely in a virtual environment without ever making a product themselves. The economy gets bigger as a result of new products and services, not because of a devaluation of money.
Why do salaries have to keep up with inflated prices? I don't recall that being holy writ. Salaries reflect what someone's job is worth, nothing more. If your job isn't worth anything, you won't get paid anything.
Please explain how the Koch brothers control the results of the polls. We'll wait.
Any big-money group or individual can contribute to a candidate and effectively control the polls.
Believe it or not it happens.
What polls? The pseudo-scientific crap they publish in the newspaper, or the final tally of the ballots on election night?
The former are meaningless and the only way to taint the latter is through electoral fraud, which I thought was just a right-wing myth.
Please explain how the Koch brothers control the results of the polls. We're still waiting.
Your answer was a bunch of meaningless drivel. Contributing to a candidate does not equal controlling the polls. A candidate can have a ton of fundraising and have poor poll numbers. See Bush, Jeb.
Which is exactly how we ended up with Meg Whitman as governor of California.
Paid 1.79 a gallon for gas today. Can anyone beat that?
I pay $2.60 because my car must have Amoco high test. Otherwise I saw gas for $1.99 in nearby Coonlick, Ga.
You can't beat Texas.
1.69 in LA a few days ago. Somewhere near Monroe.
Why don't more people convert to CNG?
It's an infrastructure problem. Unless you have CNG near where you plan to drive, the car can't be refueled. Electric vehicles have similar problems, though government subsidies have helped and you generally are near some sort of outlet no matter where you go.
I looked into a CNG two houses ago. I would have had to drive 15 minutes out of my normal drive to get to a CNG station. And that was for my workday commute in Los Angeles, where they have decent CNG penetration. If I wanted to use the car for anything else- like a trip to vegas- it would have been extra trip planning drama that I don't want to get into.
15 min seems like a small, occasional detour for big savings.
The trips beyond a commute would be a problem but maybe you could just rent a normal car?
$1.99 in Chandler, or at least it was $1.99 at this one QuikTrip on Germann and 87. Everything else is still at $2.20.
$3.13
Damn, where's that?
$1.95 without the Kroger discount.
2.09 is the best I can do.
$2.19 right by my house in MD but it's shit gas. If you want your car to run normally it's $2.41 or thereabouts.
Easily. $2.59 here.
Damn, I need some coffee.
But I have a 2 year old sleeping on me...
Managed to pick her up and lay her down without waking her. Now to ground coffee beans without waking her.
Mortar & pestle?
Took the grinder into a bedroom and shut the door.
Yeah my mom used to do that all the time. Every time my dad left for work she would lock herself in the bedroom with her coffee grinder. I guess she had a special one for herself because the one in the kitchen was always on the counter. Anyways, from the sounds I could hear her making through the door I guessed she really liked her coffee.
Eww. Nice. Nice.
Coffee brewing, child still asleep.
Ooh. My coffee's ready.
But I have a 2 year old sleeping on me.
Jared?
I thought he was just into teenagers and not children children.
Sloopy's away on business for the week. What should I watch on TV, regular and/or Netflix?
House.
I binge watched them a long time ago. I'm burned out. Can't watch that show for atleast a couple years.
Burn Notice? British version of House of Cards?
I'm leery of tv shows that air on the USA network.
In the loop.
Don't let the basic-cable budget fool you, Burn Notice is awesome. It has a lot of charm.
Ok, I have both Burn Notice and In the Loop added to my list. Anything else?
Have you watched Daredevil yet?
I don't know if I can do anything superhero anymore. I might be able to handle another X-Men movie and that's it.
Daredevil is more of a noir crime drama. It's mostly about Kingpin anyway, and Vincent D'onofrio gives a great performance. He makes curiously strong husky bald white guys look good.
Try Poldark on Masterpiece Theatre. The first season of Fargo is available on Hulu. Bloodline on netflix was excellent. If you're not already watching it, FtWD is better than the original.
Oh, and Bojack Horseman if you haven't seen it already.
I've only seen a little bit of Burn Notice and I loved all of it.
Narcos and Longmire (first season or so was a bit slow until it hits it's stride).
Poldark was disappointing to me. The camera work was downright terrible. Too much herky jerky.
If you have Hulu and like In the Loop, add The Thick of It.
Disclaimer: Burn Notice spins wildly out of control as it tries to stretch its story to fit multiple seasons. The cases-of-the-week also get pretty tired and predictable. But the few couple seasons are a whole lot of fun.
If you want a surreal and sad hour, check out "It's Such a Beautiful Day" on Netflix. Don't question it, just watch it. Though if you really have not seen "In The Loop," then that is the priority. Best comedy in decades.
The Illuminati didn't want him, apparently.
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
Scott Walker is uncool. I want to vote for someone cool like Bernie Sanders or the TRUMP. Carly is cool for a girl. I am a millennial and I speak for all millennials using my magic poll.
Squirrel time in 3...2...1
145 down, 1,855 to go. I might be in over my head.
You just need to click harder and the squirrels will do the rest. Goodnight sweet prince. *Sheds single salty tear for Scott Walker*
You just need to click harder and the squirrels will do the rest. Goodnight sweet prince. *Sheds single salty tear for Scott Walker*
You just need to click harder and the squirrels will do the rest. Goodnight sweet prince. *Sheds single salty tear for Scott Walker*
But I'm using my phone and am too lazy to turn on my laptop!
This is why Scott Walker didn't get any traction. We don't even care enough to shitpost for him.
This is why Scott Walker didn't get any traction. We don't even care enough to shitpost for him.
This is why Scott Walker didn't get any traction. We don't even care enough to shitpost for him.
This is why Scott Walker didn't get any traction. We don't even care enough to shitpost for him.
Ran out of cheese?
I'm going to go make dinner. You all need to step up and help out.
2 yrs old? The hard part is over. Everything from hereon out involves the police or planned parenthood.
She's a few years late for Planned Parenthood at this point.
Not according to Cytotoxic.
+1 retarded dog
At 2 years, yes it's far too late.
HAHAHAHAH, wow. I told you so.
There were so many here who wouldn't countenance nary a bad word about Walker, who they saw as their Shining White Knight, swooping in from conquering 'a purple state' to pull them up on his White Steed to ride bareback behind him hugging him with joy, and I told you. Unaccomplished, NFL-level punter, middling pol whose only successes came from winning off-year elections during waves for his party and a recall election seen as a petulant fit by the unions.
Oh lord, it's funny.
if there's one thing I've learned about Reason, it's that it is even more right-wing than National Review.
What in the blue hell are you ranting about?
You know the voices in your head can already hear your ravings, you don't have to type it out for them
"middling pol whose only successes came from winning off-year elections during waves for his party and a recall election seen as a petulant fit by the unions."
That and dealing multiple massive defeats to those unions.
Not only did he resign, he is requesting that the other -irrelevant candidates resign so to shut-up Donald Trump.
GO DONALD. I can't wait for him to win the GOP nomination.
Never go full retard.
Full retard was passed a while back. We're now into overflow retard.
Maximum Over-Tard
The racists sure do love some Trumping.
Porkchops, green beans, and rice. Generic, but balanced.
Green beans are under seasoned. Pork chops are perfect. Rice is adequate.
How did you try seasoning the green beans?
Note: I season everything with garlic salt.
I cooked it in butter and regular pepper. It was completely bland.
You say generic, I say "classic". Sometimes simple is the best.
Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question ...
Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"
Let us go and make our visit.
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the window-panes,
The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the window-panes,
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,
Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys,
Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap,
And seeing that it was a soft October night,
Curled once about the house, and fell asleep.
And indeed there will be time
For the yellow smoke that slides along the street,
Rubbing its back upon the window-panes;
There will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;
There will be time to murder and create,
And time for all the works and days of hands
That lift and drop a question on your plate;
Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea.
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
And indeed there will be time
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?"
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair ?
(They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!")
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin ?
(They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!")
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?
And I have known the eyes already, known them all?
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?
And how should I presume?
And I have known the arms already, known them all?
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
(But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!)
Is it perfume from a dress
That makes me so digress?
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.
And should I then presume?
And how should I begin?
Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows? ...
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully!
Smoothed by long fingers,
Asleep ... tired ... or it malingers,
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in upon a platter,
I am no prophet ? and here's no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.
And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it towards some overwhelming question,
To say: "I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"?
If one, settling a pillow by her head
Should say: "That is not what I meant at all;
That is not it, at all."
And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor?
And this, and so much more??
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
"That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all."
No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous?
Almost, at times, the Fool.
I grow old ... I grow old ...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
God darnit, Mr. Serious, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!
Potty training ideas. I'm at my wits' end.
Beatings.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
-said no one, ever
His mom thinks he's cool.
Middle school students pick law which bans night time seaweed collecting as New Hampshire's dumbest law.
Two state lawmakers who asked students to submit suggestions for a "Dumbest Law" contest say they got dozens of entries in an effort to decide which law is most worthy of being repealed.
The winner? A seaweed law. Since 1973, it has been illegal to collect seaweed on the beach at night.
Students at Newport Middle School picked the seaweed law as the state's dumbest, and it may be repealed in the upcoming legislative session as a result.
well that's stupid. their dumbest laws are the ones least conducive to human well-being, as is the purpose of the law. Start with the tax code and drug war, then work your way to down to the seaweed from there.
That's a surprisingly subversive school assignment. KOCHTOPUS STRIKE AGAIN
The law makes certain sense, actually. Since Innsmouth, MA is on the coast of Essex County (immediately south of New Hampshire), there's a likelihood of Deep Ones coming onto the beaches there at night to collect locals to sacrifice to Dagon and/or spawn with. Why should our state borders matter to creatures whose conceptions of space & time predate our universe?
Itchy Puss is certainly proving my theory correct that Trumps support comes from racist Northeastern union types.
TRUMP GONNA GIT ME MY UNION JERB BACK FROM THEM MEXICANS!
BUY MERICAN! MERICA WAS BILT N STEEL MILLS N AUTOMBILES, NOT NIGGER PAY AND CHINK IMPORTS! THNGS BIN GOIN DOWNHILL SINCE WE LET THE JAPS IN!
After all crazies have their turn in the Fox News Opry the GOP will turn to their old favorite heart throb - a Bush.
A Bush hits all the GOP bases - fundies, neocon-men, bluebloods, and hill-billy types.
Jeb vs, Hillary is probably the best chance of a 3rd Party victory in my lifetime. So who is the non-partisan moderate who will step in and save America from itself?
Well of course it will be that great opponent of rational thought, immigrant cabbies, and 16oz sodas.
The man who cemented my desire to never be a resident of NY again.
His royal highness Michael Bloomberg!
Executive order 9.11:
"Bedtime anxiety being the leading cause of scary scary nightmares, it shall not be legal for any person to fall asleep until President Bloomberg has personally tucked them into bed."