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Nontroversy Over Dylann Roof's Background Check, OPM Director Out, Brewer Defends Trump: P.M. Links

Robby Soave | 7.10.2015 4:30 PM

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    The FBI says Dylann Roof shouldn't have been able to buy a gun and a "loophole" is to blame. Looks more like mere government incompetence to Brian Doherty, though.

  • Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell's appeal went nowhere.
  • Former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer defended Donald Trump over racist comments.
  • It's not been the best week for walking Subway mascot Jared Fogle.
  • Additional child pornography news: Six minors were charged with posession of child porn because they sexted each other.
  • OPM Director Katherine Archuleta resigned in the wake of revelations about the data breach.
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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    The Confederate flag no longer flies over South Carolina state house grounds.

    They were flying it incorrectly anyway. It was upside down.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      Yeah...what?

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Hello.

      I was ID'd ordering a beer at Wrigley.

      You Americans.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Frankly, no one should be allowed to drink at Wrigley or in Chicago. At least, not anyone from there.

        1. Gojira   10 years ago

          People from Chicago are...

          ...wait for it...

          ...wait for it...

          ...the best!

          *BOOM* Expectations inverted!

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            No. I lived there. I know. Except for Jake and Elwood, of course. And Bill Murray and his brothers.

            1. Gojira   10 years ago

              I grew up in western Kentucky, but the bulk of my family lives just across the river, in southern Illinois. "Chicago" is used interchangeably with "the Devil" in casual conversation.

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                Of course. It's the enemy of the entire rest of the state.

          2. Aloysious   10 years ago

            The Night Chicago Died

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              Ye gods, that song.

              1. Ted S.   10 years ago

                It gets worse. 🙂

              2. C. Anacreon   10 years ago

                ......and he kissed my mother's face.......

              3. Aloysious   10 years ago

                Fitting. For Chicago, I mean.

          3. Mr Lizard   10 years ago

            Deepdouche pizza

            1. Mr. Paulbotto   10 years ago

              You watch yo mouf. Besides, WTF do reptiles know about pizza, anyways?

        2. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

          Frozen margaritas at Wrigley.... mmmmmmm.......

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            How much cash did you bring?

            1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

              About $50. Got both of us pretty toasted. Ditto a few hard lemonades.

      2. Rhywun   10 years ago

        I was ID'd at NY Red Bulls Arena last year. I was 45 years old at the time. "Just following orders, sir."

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          It was so surreal my daughter began to laugh. 'Do I really look under 21?' I asked out of sheer shock.

          I mean, my wife and I do look young for our ages - I mean we can easily pass for early 30s - but that was nuts.

          Here IDing is a mere suggestion or formality.

          1. Mad Scientist   10 years ago

            In America, the cops try to convince libertarians to help them sting alcohol sellers. Then they fine the snot out of them. It's all about the fine.

          2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            Are you in Chicago right now?

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

              No. Get with it, Playa.

              Can't you see I'm in my undie-wear?

              1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

                How can I be "with it" if you don't tell me?

                A certain Reason commenter is at the Chicago food fair right now, whatever it's called.

                He's probably drunk by now.

                1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

                  Taste of Chicago in Hyde Park.

                  I was there.

                  1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

                    He's there right now, getting drunk and fat.

                    1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

                      Little dipshit refused to meet me. Fuck him and his leucoherp.

                  2. C. Anacreon   10 years ago

                    Taste of Chicago in GRANT Park, you fucking Philistine.

                    If it was held in Hyde Park it would be called 'Taste of Street-Gang Murder'.

                    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

                      Ha. My mistake.

                      Yeah, Grant.

                2. Mad Scientist   10 years ago

                  He wouldn't have much cred around here if he wasn't drunk when he arrived.

                3. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

                  "A certain Reason commenter is at the Chicago food fair right now, whatever it's called."

                  Taste of Chicago, you fucking Philistine.

                  1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

                    Californians.

                  2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

                    Taste these nuts.

          3. blighted non millenial   10 years ago

            It's a growing thing now where restaurants and bars are required to check everyone. Not sure if it's insurance, state, county or local.

            1. Antilles   10 years ago

              But isn't that racist against minorities who apparently are too stupid to get IDs?

        2. Overt   10 years ago

          Whenever someone cards me for booze (it is usually a waitress at a craft brewery) I just say, "aww, shucks. Thank you." And hand them my ID. I know it's their job, but I can pretend they think I look young. Also, my mom says I'm cool.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            Yeah. I told her it made my day. It was all cool. No sense in making a stink of it.

      3. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

        You were racially profiled! Buying beer while looking Canadian.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          It's weird. We got our fair share of 'stares' while there.

          I kept smelling my arm pits.

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            I can smell you from here, frenchie.

      4. RAHeinlein   10 years ago

        Are you in Chicago over the weekend? I'm there for a convention Sat/Sun...

      5. Whahappan?   10 years ago

        I'm 46. I'm also prematurely grey, although otherwise somewhat young looking for my age. I've been carded a couple of times in the last few years. Welcome to the USA.

  2. Bam!   10 years ago

    Alt-text: "Excellent"

    1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      Excellent.

  3. Gojira   10 years ago

    I just put in my 2 weeks notice for a job I've only been at for...two weeks.

    It's for a much, MUCH better opportunity, but I still feel like a complete schmuck.

    Capitalism, ain't it a bitch?

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      It would be better if you put in your 2 weeks on your first day.

    2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      Speaking of which, highly paid consulting gigs always look better than a full time permanent position. You look like a baller and a fixer on your resume.

      1. Gojira   10 years ago

        Really? This'll be my first time *nervous virgin blush*. I kind of had that thought, but wasn't sure if it was just the seduction of money overriding common sense.

    3. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      I worked at a liquor store for 2 whole days once.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

        Pinching the hooch, eh?

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          'Where's Derp?'

          /looks around. Spots him.

          'Are you drunk again'?

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            He's cuddling with a bottle of whiskey in the corner again.

          2. C. Anacreon   10 years ago

            A friend and I once wrote prospective personal ads for each other. His for me included this line of what I presumably would want in a woman: "Father must own liquor store."

            The wacky end to the tale: I married a woman who works in the wine industry. We didn't meet through the personal ads though -- introduced by friends as God intended.

            1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

              I read the funnies today in my local alt paper.

              I'm still angry at you for Tom Tomorrow.

            2. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

              I read the funnies today in my local alt paper.

              I'm still angry at you for Tom Tomorrow.

            3. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

              recalls the 80s era bumper sticker: "I'm looking for the perfect woman -- a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store"

      2. C. Anacreon   10 years ago

        Do you remember much of those days, or is it a complete blackout?

      3. Igor   10 years ago

        I worked at a bonded warehouse doing some overtime leading up to Christmas. It was shocking just how many bottles of quality liquor were 'slightly damaged' during the process of stocking and unstocking pallets.

        I think my liver recovered by the following Easter.

      4. Derpetologist   10 years ago

        So, at the time, I lived in Chicago and my main job was my tutoring business. Since that wasn't making quite enough, I got a part time job working the night shift at a liquor store. After the second day, they said they changed their mind and needed somebody who could work full time during the day. Since I couldn't do that, that was the end.

        The first day went great though. I drank some beers with the cashier and the boss at the bar in the back when the store closed at 4 AM.

        It was a bitterly cold February that year and I got in the habit of wearing a ski mask. They were in bit spooked the first day when I walked in while wearing it.

    4. Spencer   10 years ago

      I just put in my 1 months notice after 3.5 years... I think if you put in 2 weeks after working for me for 2 weeks I'd tell you that you could just leave today if you wanted. NO hard feelings.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

        I had a boss who always took it personally. Every time somebody gave their 2 weeks, he'd have them escorted to the parking lot. It was a very expensive habit.

        1. Spencer   10 years ago

          You can't quit- YOU'RE FIRED!

        2. Igor   10 years ago

          Well, in some industries, it's a reasonable response, even if it is "security theater".

          There is nothing worse than having a subordinate wandering around, unproductive, fucking up the morale of the remaining workers.

          1. Gojira   10 years ago

            I think you'd have to judge on an individual basis. I don't like the idea that it's just assumed that everyone who puts in notice is now going to wonder around being worthless.

            Like I am, commenting on here instead of working.

            1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

              *Beer burps into hand, pats belly*

            2. Igor   10 years ago

              It's more a matter of team dynamics (or lack of them) than it is of the person who resigns behaving in an unproductive (or negative) manner.

              Sometimes, the departure of a team member is like the birth of a mighty hurricane; the child of the tiny sussurations of an insignificant butterfly's wings on a humid summer day.

          2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            These were lawyers who had agreed to continue working up cases until they were gone. Not smart.

          3. Gene   10 years ago

            Last September I gave two weeks notice at the factory I had worked at for the previous five years. I tried to beat every production record I could (most of which were mine anyway) I'm funny that way.

        3. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

          Mine does the same thing, but on the cheap- you give two weeks, you're out the door immediately and no pay past this morning. And he'll go through your stuff and send along later what he decides is your personal property and not company biz.

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            In CA, you get unemployment if you're fired. 99 week club, here I come!

            1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

              Yeah, but you can't get that when you quit, can you? I was amazed at the things you COULD get that for, though. We had one woman who took a break, went out to her car, took some sort of heavy duty opiate, passed out. When we went to look for her, she was so fucked up, she couldn't move. We called an ambulance. Her firing was deemed by your great state as "without cause."

      2. Gojira   10 years ago

        Yeah I just can't help but feel like an asshat. I actually do like working here. But I'll be more than doubling my income (even if only for a set period of time, as it's a contract gig), so I gotsta go.

        That's the free market. Make with the stacks, or suck my dick.

        Preferably both.

        1. Igor   10 years ago

          Look at it this way.

          In general, the moment your paycheck hits your bank account, you, and your employer are even.

          You have a business to run. Your best interests.

        2. Spencer   10 years ago

          unless the boss is a dude... right?... I'm not judging, but... right?...

          1. Gojira   10 years ago

            No man, he sucked my dick, so I'm not gay, he is.

            It's too bad, b/c he looks and acts like Hank Scorpio.

            1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

              Speaking of which, now that you have disposable income, you should pay a visit to the hammock district.

              1. Gojira   10 years ago

                I've been meaning to pay a visit to Mary Ann's Hammocks...

              2. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                Banana?

                1. waffles   10 years ago

                  No Jesse, cripes man. Some of just want to relax in a suspended fashion.

                  1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                    This doesn't seem that relaxing to me.

                    (mildly nsfw)

                    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

                      NSF people with taste

                    2. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                      I figured the wikipedia image selection would be the most restrained. I wasn't going for best looking.

                    3. waffles   10 years ago

                      Some people just like being tied up.

                    4. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

                      Restrained? I see what you did

  4. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Six minors were charged with posession of child porn because they sexted each other.

    That will teach them to sexualize each other.

    1. paranoid android   10 years ago

      Six sick squirts slapped in sext sting!

      1. Gojira   10 years ago

        Did any of them use a rubber cup without a permit?

      2. Rhywun   10 years ago

        Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

        1. C. Anacreon   10 years ago

          Toy Boat.

    2. perlchpr   10 years ago

      I don't see that the story actually indicates they were sexting each other. The focus on both the story linked here, and the story linked from that story, focus more on the 14 year old (who had presumably sexted someone at some time) who was being extorted (what's the proper tense for an extortion attempt that doesn't net anything?) for sex.

  5. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

    OPM Director Katherine Archuleta resigned in the wake of revelations about the data breach.

    The buck stops there. /Obama

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      Notice how it's always the *woman* executives who keep resigning and the men who either stay on or else get to postpone their resignations for an unconscionably long time (Clapper, Holder)

      ...is what people would say if Obama was a Republican.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        Not only that, she's *Hispanic*! This is OUTRAGEOUS!

    2. expat   10 years ago

      --- points to guys standing next to him ...

      1. B.P.   10 years ago

        Wearing the "I'm with stupid" 3-piece suit.

  6. Protagoronus   10 years ago

    It's not been the best week for walking Subway mascot Jared Fogle.

    He probably needs more Aides.

    1. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

      That's how he lost all that weight.

  7. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

    "The FBI says Dylann Roof shouldn't have been able to buy a gun and a "loophole" is to blame."

    Loophole, meaning the law as written?

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      Ah, but what was the *intent*?

      1. Jerryskids   10 years ago

        Exactly my thoughts - the intent of the law is what is legally binding and the intent of this law is to keep bad people from getting guns. Roofie was violating the law by getting a gun and violating the law is hardly a loophole.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    The FBI says Dylann Roof shouldn't have been able to buy a gun and a "loophole" is to blame. Looks more like mere government incompetence...

    Which means the database is an accomplice?

  9. Rich   10 years ago

    Looks more like mere government incompetence to Brian Doherty, though.

    "Mere" compared to certain other massive fuck-ups.

    1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      To err is human, to really fuck up and blame someone else for it shows government work potential.

      1. Trouser-Pod (The blowhard)   10 years ago

        To err is human

        Tsk, tsk, HoD. You'll never be a Reason write with that....that "correct" shit.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    OPM Director Katherine Archuleta resigned in the wake of revelations about the data breach.

    Hopefully she took her IT admin with her.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      Coincidentally, also a donor and a bundler.

      /Just a guess

      1. Gojira   10 years ago

        Oh well in that case, please resign right into a cush ambassadorship to some 1st-world country with lots of luxury.

      2. blighted non millenial   10 years ago

        Even better, she was a 2012 campaign muckety muck.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell's appeal went nowhere.

    He and his wife really must have failed to grease the right palms while in power.

  12. Rich   10 years ago

    The FBI says Dylann Roof shouldn't have been able to buy a gun and a "loophole" is to blame.

    Put the flag right back up, then.

    1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      Wait. They very clearly blamed Dukes of Hazzard. God only knows what Roof might have wrought if he had watched the A-Team.

  13. Ted S.   10 years ago

    Mr. Zhivago is dead at 83

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      That sucks. I always liked Sharif. RIP.

      Zhivago was a doctor, by the way.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        But Sharif only *played* one.

        RIP

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          But the character is a doctor. It's quite well established in the movie and in the novel.

      2. Ted S.   10 years ago

        I've never liked the movie. It starts with the book's epilogue, and ends with socialist realism propaganda.

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          I like it okay, but it's not as good as most of Lean's other films.

    2. The DerpRider   10 years ago

      Dr. Zhivago was good and all, but it's no Top Secret!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPB2g1y2VFk

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        I was thinking of that, too. And Lawrence of Arabia.

    3. Jerryskids   10 years ago

      Kenny Stabler was an actor, too?

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Also sad. Colon cancer, I think.

  14. iCarl   10 years ago

    Trigger warnings: old news, redundancy, obvious joke about Japanese porn

    Japan bathing facility shuts down after group orgies reported

    Wait, aren't the group orgies normal?

    1. Ted S.   10 years ago

      As opposed to non-group orgies.

      1. Spencer   10 years ago

        I have those all the time!

        1. Rich   10 years ago

          What are Madame Palm and her five daughters, chopped liver a non-group?

          1. Mindyourbusiness   10 years ago

            Don't complain to me, Mr. Portnoy!

      2. iCarl   10 years ago

        I provided a trigger warning for redundancy, and yet here you are, triggered anyway. Drat!

    2. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

      Patiently waits for sarcasmic to come and complain about heterosexuals having sex in semi-public places.

      *watches beard grow long and white*

    3. Suthenboy   10 years ago

      No pics?

      Dammit.

    4. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

      The screams must have been deafening.

  15. Ted S.   10 years ago

    Bear photo for Jesse, taken out of my bedroom window yesterday afternoon.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      Ted S lives in squalor. I knew it.

      1. Ted S.   10 years ago

        After Mom died, my sisters came up to help me and Dad clean out the kitchen and living room. Mom was a hoarder, and when the one sister came up to clean out the back bedroom while mom was still alive in the nursing home, she cleaned out 40 big-sized garbage bags' worth of stuff. This not including clothes that could be donated or other things. And that in a 12x12 room plus closet. We're taking a one or two bags a week down to the trash because we can't just take it all down in one go.

        We didn't realize there was any foodstuffs in what we left out there.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

          Wow. I'm sorry. I was just talking potshots.

          Withdrawn.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            Didn't you see the episode on 'Hoarders'?

          2. Ted S.   10 years ago

            You weren't around for the thread where I mentioned mom's death. It's the Napolitano post from March 19 if you want to look it up.

            Mom had Alzheimer's, and I helped Dad be a caregiver. But Mom hoarded before getting Alzheimers. When Dad cleared out the safe deposit box, he found Mom had left each of us a $50 savings bond, four $2 bills, and a commemorative New York State bicentennial coin. With the $2 coins, I can make it sprinkle at the skrip club, I suppose.

    2. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

      Bears!

      Grrizzly is going to be jealous of your views.

      1. grrizzly   10 years ago

        I have one in my living room. On the floor.

        1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

          I'm tickled thinking you have a Joe.My.God rug.

          1. grrizzly   10 years ago

            It looks more like this.

        2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

          You have a stuffed Putin on your floor???

    3. perlchpr   10 years ago

      I'm not clicking that link. I know what kind of "bears" Jesse is into... 😉

  16. NidhoggRocketman   10 years ago

    Ladies, Gentlemen, Warty.

    I have a story. My girlfriend was driving along 8 in Arizona. The speed limit in the area she was in was 75, and she was doing around 80. She was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

    Yes, yes, being pulled over for speeding when you're doing five over is bullshit. Here's the thing though: the officer told my girlfriend that doing 80 or more was a misdemeanor in Arizona, and threatened to arrest her. She was understandably frightened and started crying at that, and ended up with a speeding ticket.

    I attempted to confirm whether what the officer said was true via google, but have been unable to find any evidence that he was doing anything other than getting his rocks off by threatening a woman with arrest. I know there are a few AZ people on here, so I wanted to ask if they could confirm or disconfirm that you can actually be arrested for doing 80 or more. I know it's probably a stupid question, but I'm really curious.

    That said, based on mine and my girlfriend's experiences in Arizona, it is a state run by thieves who will use any excuse to fine you. Fuck Arizona.

    1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      Hey, guys, he's got a "girlfriend".

      1. NidhoggRocketman   10 years ago

        Hey if (Heroic Mulatto? I can't remember now. One of the regulars) can have an Asian wife, I can have a girlfriend.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

          I'm not the only one.

          We are legion.

          1. Gojira   10 years ago

            Well, we are two, at least. That's...kind of a legion?

            1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

              A Legion...OF DOOM!

              1. Gojira   10 years ago

                Excellent, as always.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      The popo don't need an excuse to arrest you. Because fuck you, that's why.

    3. TeamBarstool   10 years ago

      IIRC you need to be doing at least 11 over the limit to trigger a "speeding" ticket. 10 or less over is "wasting a finite resourse" and the fine is $15 - &20;.

      1. NidhoggRocketman   10 years ago

        Thing is, a little fine like that doesn't seem like such a big deal, until you see all the court fees and processing fees and other bullshit they tack on to it in Arizona. A $20 fine quickly becomes $150 or more.

        1. TeamBarstool   10 years ago

          I'm surprised they bothered. You can pretty much cruise right by if you are doing 10 or less over. That's been my experience here for 25 years. Exceptions are school zones and any Rez land.

        2. TeamBarstool   10 years ago

          Damn, I stand corrected. I,driven by cops doing 80, must have just been lucky all these years.

          http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com.....ts-6642431

      2. perlchpr   10 years ago

        I've gotten that ticket, too. (Hey, I live in NM. When I'm in AZ, I just wanna get home, finally. 😉 ) I have to admit, it really burned the fuck out of my libertarian sensitivities. I paid for that fuel, and I'll waste it however the fuck I want!

        Not to mention, I had been pulled over in the recently acquired 2010 Jetta Sportwagen TDI, which averages 45 mpg, by a county sheriff in a Ford Exploder, which averages 15 mpg.

        Then again, since, due to a mix-up at the house with the folder for the user manuals for the vehicle, the lady of the house (whose vehicle this was, primarily) had managed to send us out on this road trip sans both registration and insurance paperwork... I shut my goddamned pie-hole and took the ticket.

      3. CatoTheChipper   10 years ago

        I got one of those bullshit tickets in my first and only time driving through Arizona.

    4. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Can't answer your query but two things I saw on my trip to Chicago.

      1) Apparently, they throw you in prison in Michigan if you buy cigarettes for a minor.
      2) They seize your car on the spot if you drive 50 km/hr over the speed limit in Ontario.

      How's that for bull shit?

      Canada going metric, if I may rant, is silly.

      1. NidhoggRocketman   10 years ago

        We're sane people living in a mad world. *sighs, drinks*

    5. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      RC Dean is both a lawyer and an Arizonian. I'll wait for him to weigh in.

      1. A special place in JW's Hell   10 years ago

        I thought he was that new kind of Mexican.

        1. Rhywun   10 years ago

          A rapist?

          /The Donald

    6. chipper me timbers   10 years ago

      You should follow this guys example

      1. NidhoggRocketman   10 years ago

        I remember that guy. A hero if I ever saw one.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

          (It was actually his real face)

      2. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

        Awesome. Though I'd probably go with a Clinton mask.

    7. perlchpr   10 years ago

      I was told a similar thing by a policeman in AZ when I was ticketed for doing 84 in a 75. Which was actually pretty nice of him, since I'm pretty sure he actually clocked me doing like, 92 or something. :-/ *cough*

      This was a while ago. I have since slowed down in my old age. 😉

    8. FNU MNU LNU   10 years ago

      In Virginia, going over 80 or 20 over the speed limit is reckless driving, a Class 1 misdemeanor with a minimum fine of $250. The state police get a lot of people on the stretches of I95 that are posted for 70.

  17. Longtorso, Johnny   10 years ago

    WALL STREET JOURNAL: Wisconsin's Friend at the IRS: Emails Show a Common Cause in Restricting Political Speech
    ...Former IRS tax-exempt director Lois Lerner ran the agency's policy on conservative groups. Kevin Kennedy runs the Wisconsin Government Accountability Board (GAB) that helped prosecutors with their secret John Doe investigation of conservative groups after the 2011 and 2012 recall elections of Governor Scott Walker and state senators.

    Emails we've seen show that between 2011 and 2013 the two were in contact on multiple occasions, sharing articles on topics including greater donor disclosure and Wisconsin's recall elections. The emails indicate the two were also personal friends who met for dinner and kept in professional touch. "Are you available for the 25th?" Ms. Lerner wrote in January 2012. "If so, perhaps we could work two nights in a row."...

    1. paranoid android   10 years ago

      Lois Lerner and Kevin Kennedy? I didn't realize we had so many high-ranking government officials that were created by Stan Lee.

      1. Spencer   10 years ago

        I believe it's more likely Jack Kirby.

    2. Mr Lizard   10 years ago

      "If so, perhaps we could work two nights in a row."...

      My weak grasp of mammal mating trends indicate an implied stretching out of this females breeding organ.

      1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

        in her case, it is called a cloaca, my reptilian friend.

  18. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

    Vicious bigoted bill forbids discrimination against uncool people:

    http://dailysignal.com/2015/06.....ge-ruling/

  19. Longtorso, Johnny   10 years ago

    MTV's New Documentary Wants White People To Feel Bad For Being White

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      *looks at both arms*

      Nope, still don't feel bad.

      1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

        You should at least feel bad for bogarting so much pallor.

        1. Mad Scientist   10 years ago

          Hey, he tries to change that by hanging around the pool a lot.

          1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

            I believe there was some flirtation with dubious Chinese pharmaceuticals as well, but I could be thinking of someone else.

            1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

              Dubious? My portfolio would tend to disagree.

              1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                No, injecting Chinese knockoffs of drugs is the dubious part, not the science of the drug itself.

        2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

          I'm getting a nice glow in anticipation of Hawaii.

      2. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

        I have a new mole on my forearm that is causing some anxiety, but I don't think that's the kind of "bad" they're going for.

    2. OldMexican   10 years ago

      MTV's New Documentary Wants White People To Feel Bad For Being White

      "I'm not white. I'm light pink."

      I have the suspicion that the documentary director is not going to include any footage of any white kid who asks him defiantly "Why are *you* so obsessed with race, huh?"

    3. Rich   10 years ago

      The show asks "What does it mean to be white?"

      Oh, FFS! Just ask Rachel Dolezal and be done with it.

    4. Mr Lizard   10 years ago

      Still green, however I feel a little guilt when feeding on white meat. Discrimination of taste is a heavy burden.

      1. Rhywun   10 years ago

        I wonder what you taste like. Chicken?

  20. Longtorso, Johnny   10 years ago

    Chris Matthews Admits What Every Democrat Believes About Immigration

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Which makes them cynical assholes. It has nothing to do with being progressive or compassionate.

      1. Suthenboy   10 years ago

        Their only motive is to achieve absolute power. None of their causes are about progress or compassion. They are jackboots, that is all.

      2. Drake   10 years ago

        Everything to do with being "progressive".

      3. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

        It also never occurs to them that if people from third world countries overwhelmingly favor their economic policies, that might be a bad sign.

        1. Drake   10 years ago

          They are going to get it right this time.

        2. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

          They genuinely believe small juntas and US commercial interests are what turned all those countries into capitalist hellholes.

      4. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

        It really doesn't take much to get many of them to admit this. Just prod a little bit any time they talk about "changing demographics" and a "Democratic majority."

    2. Drake   10 years ago

      What everyone since Boss Tweed knows about immigration.

  21. OldMexican   10 years ago

    Former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer defended Donald Trump over racist [???] comments.

    "Mexican" is a nationality, not a race. Nevertheless, Trump's comments were outrageous, defaming and false; they evidenced his ignorance. Jan Brewer is just another pea of the same pod.

    1. OldMexican   10 years ago

      "serve as evidence", not "evidenced".

    2. Spencer   10 years ago

      I would make the argument that there is a "mexican" ethnicity. Nah, just kiddin'. Everyone south of the border is mexican. It's in the dictionary.

      1. OldMexican   10 years ago

        Re: Spencer,

        I would make the argument that there is a "mexican" ethnicity.

        Just like there's a Canadian ethnicity, I guess... 😉

        1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

          Well, ethnicity is a group of people who possess certain traits in common. These traits can be any combination of genetic, linguistic, or cultural. Personally, I find Mexicans to be rather distinct from their Hispanophone neighbors in Latin America. Similarly, I think a good argument can be made for both Anglo- and Franco- flavors of Canadian ethnicity.

          1. paranoid android   10 years ago

            Sonar, sonar, sonar, sonar, sonar...Hispanophone!

        2. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

          Poutine causes chromosome damage.

          1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!   10 years ago

            YOU LEAVE TASTY POUTINE ALONE!

    3. Jerryskids   10 years ago

      CNN was really doing a hatchet job on Trump this morning - they deliberately interviewed him with some sort of weird lighting angle that made him look old and fat and bloated with strangely orange skin, puffy eyes, saggy jowls, really bad hair and with stupid shit coming out of his mouth. It was disgusting.

      1. perlchpr   10 years ago

        I think that's just Trump, yo.

  22. Longtorso, Johnny   10 years ago

    Great news, Oregon. 15 year olds can now get govt funded sex change surgery without parental permission

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      What.

      1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

        But they can't decide to control their own cancer treatment.

        Sure. Why not.

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          With all due respect to the children, they aren't competent to feed themselves properly, let alone make life-lasting decisions.

          1. A special place in JW's Hell   10 years ago

            You're SO stupid, dad!

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              The beauty is that once they move out, the steady stream of "Oh, yeah, I guess you were right" is positively endearing.

              1. A special place in JW's Hell   10 years ago

                I'm actually looking forward to the Great Epiphanies.

                1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                  I read something once that said that kids had incomplete brains until the early 20s or so. I totally believe that. And not just from my kids--goes for young me, too.

      2. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

        Well, a viral facebook post told me that 8 year olds often cry because they're totally gay and are worried how their gayness might impact their lives, so if 8 year olds are inexplicably having vivid sexual thoughts such that they can know they're homosexuals, I suppose anything is possible.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

          I dunno. I taught 3rd grade for a year while I was in Thailand. In my class there were two boys of that age who were no question gay. Like G A Y gay. Like listening to the Gipsy Kings while antiquing gay. Because it was Thailand, there was no cultural imperative for these kids to hide being gayer than Travolta gay as the other boys didn't bully them. The two kids just played with the girls and were, for all intents and purposes, treated as girls in the 3rd grade social world.

          Just my 0.02.

          1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

            Thailand doesn't really seem to have a lot in common with the rest of the planet as far as that goes though.

            I don't know what's in the water over there, but there are like tens of thousands more transsexuals in Thailand than you'd expect based on the population.

          2. paranoid android   10 years ago

            I'm guessing a Thai reads a story like this and goes "What the hell is up with making them wait until they're 15?"

            1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

              I'm guessing a Thai reads a story like this and goes "What the hell is up with making them wait until they're 15?"

              Actually, pretty much. Since they sell birth control pills OTC there. When puberty hits, future ladyboys just buy those pills (and yes, the average pharmacist sees nothing wrong with selling 12 year olds birth control pills, just as they see nothing wrong with selling 7 year olds whisky and cigarettes because they figure dad sent them down to the corner to get it...basically the whole country revolves around a "not my problem" ethos) so the estrogen counters any yuck hair and sharp chins that might grow.

          3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            YOU TAUGHT 3RD GRADE?

            Those poor, poor kids.

            1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

              YOU TAUGHT 3RD GRADE?

              Well, it went like this. I was contracted to teach in a high school's bilingual bridge. When I arrived in country, I was told that the high school wouldn't be built until next year, so either teach 3rd grade or go home. So I decided to stay. Within the year, I got a job lecturing at a university. And the rest is in my INTERPOL file.

          4. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            DONT YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GIPSY KINGS.

          5. Mr. Anderson   10 years ago

            I find it unbelievable that you identified 3rd grade children well before puberty as homosexuals. It probably reveals more about you then you revealed about them.

            1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

              You didn't know you liked girls in 3rd grade?

              1. Mr. Anderson   10 years ago

                I didn't have sexual thoughts at eight, nobody does. That's why eight year olds don't fuck when left alone, and post puberty children/adults do.

                1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

                  I didn't have sexual thoughts at eight, nobody does.

                  That's news to the two other commenters who posted down thread. Regardless of that, are you telling me that as a kid you pretended to be daddy and shaved your soap bubble beard and then pretended to be mommy equally, as you had no sexual identity until that magic day puberty granted you your first armpit hair and boner?

                  And you have the chutzpah to use the term "unbelievable" toward me?

            2. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

              My understanding is that was around when my birth mother started worrying about me growing up gay. It would certainly explain why I was suddenly sent on a flurry of outdoorsy/manly activities around that age.

              Oddly, learning how to throw a knife well didn't stop me from becoming an inveterate sodomite.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

                Oddly, learning how to throw a knife well didn't stop me from becoming an inveterate sodomite.

                +300 Thebens

                +300 Spartans while you're at it.

                1. jesse.in.mb   10 years ago

                  So I've been out of town most of the week, but did anyone link this for your entertainment while I was away?

                  1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

                    I believe that properly belongs in this thread.

            3. Mrs. Lemuel Struthers   10 years ago

              I knew I liked boys by the 3rd grade, but I was a slutty tease, so there's that.

              In fact, I'd say many girls start to understand sexuality and its power around that age.

        2. Jerryskids   10 years ago

          What are you talking about, 8 year-olds?
          .
          Best part of the story? "Look I'm a burrito," Chloe shouts. And for some strange reason her mother doesn't immediately start dressing her as a Taco Bell. But when the 3-year old boy sees the attention his older sister is getting and decides he wants to be a girl, well....

    2. Rich   10 years ago

      But they have to be in juvie, right? RIGHT?!

    3. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

      But if the 15 year old lies about their age and has sex with someone who thought they were 18, that person will go to jail and end up for life on the sex offender registry.

      So a 15 year old isn't old enough to consent to sex but is old enough to get life changing and unnecessary surgery. Brilliant.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Honestly, aren't people worried about how this is going to look in the history books? Most-whacked-out-culture-in-history award is starring us in the face.

        1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

          The Pashtuns have sex with little boys and justify their pederasty by arguing that it's not gay if you're just getting off and aren't actually in love with your child sex slave.

          We're not in the top ten craziest current cultures.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            I'm talking overall, not in particular crazy mores. And fuck have we become self-destructive and self-hating. Has any culture hated itself more than us? We're catching up with Jewish mothers.

  23. iCarl   10 years ago

    Princesses or Patriots? China Girl Group Seeks AKB48?s Pop-Idol Crown

    "China, China, I love you. The Chinese nation enjoys longevity," the girls sang while traipsing to their theme tune, "China Dream, Most Beautiful," in Communist-style mass-dance choreography. "Red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue, violet. Who is dancing with these color ribbons in the sky?" they crooned, rendering the opening lines to Chairman Mao's 1933 poem, "Dabaidi."

    Apple now supports the Taiwan flag emoji, risking a backlash from China

    OH NO

    1. iCarl   10 years ago

      And because apparently we are back to only being able to post two links per post...

      Finally, on a sad and more serious note, Thomas Friedman jizzes his pants: How China stopped its bloggers

      Just after lunch on an autumn day, two plain-clothed police officers approached a slender young man from opposite directions, unfazed that the lobby was busy with foreigners and local business people.

      Showing good field craft, the officer approaching from behind called out the blogger's name. As he turned, the other slipped on the handcuffs.

      [...]

      At a nearby police station, in addition to the handcuffs, shackles were placed on his ankles. They would remain in place for 24 hours while he was interrogated.

      [...]

      Although never charged with any crime, the blogger was forced to leave his high-paying job ? he was earning upwards of 1 million yuan ($200,000) a year ? and authorities went through all his financial records looking for anything that could be used against him. The dirt they sought was never found but the harassment continued.

      In the months after his detention, the man's father has been threatened and the blogger has been beaten up twice by hired thugs, once outside a public building watched over by security guards.

      1. Suthenboy   10 years ago

        Friedman loves that shit because it will never happen to him. No Sir, his side will always be in power.

        He is functionally retarded, right?

        1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

          Friedman didn't actually say anything about this, Carl was just making fun of him because of his earlier China-fetishism.

          Every New York Times columnist has to have a subject they embarrass themselves over. For Friedman it's authoritarianism, for Kristof it's...well, everything, for Maureen Dowd it's...also everything.

          1. Suthenboy   10 years ago

            I didn't read the link. Too many distractions here. Plus preparing to fry some chicken livers.

            I still stand by that comment.

            1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

              RECIPE PLZ

    2. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

      I give 56 Flowers the HM Seal of Approval.

      1. iCarl   10 years ago

        Heh, I went to check out their website and it seems that they ran out of bandwidth. Good job, CCP propagandists.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

          Those uniforms tho.

          1. iCarl   10 years ago

            Never been a huge uniform guy myself.

  24. Longtorso, Johnny   10 years ago

    "The American's Left's blond-haired, blue-eyed fantasyland
    The Left occasionally indulges in bouts of romantic exoticism ? its pin-ups have included Fidel Castro and Che Guevara, Patrice Lumumba, Mao Zedong; we might even count Benito Mussolini, "that admirable Italian gentleman" who would not have been counted sufficiently white to join Franklin Roosevelt's country club ? but the welfare states that progressives dream about are the whitest ones: Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, etc. The significance of this never quite seems to occur to progressives. When it is suggested that the central-planning, welfare-statist policies that they favor are bound to produce results familiar to the unhappy residents of, e.g., Cuba, Venezuela, or Bolivia ? privation, chaos, repression, political violence ? American progressives reliably reply: "No, no, we don't want that kind of socialism. We want socialism like they have it in Finland."

    Translation: "We want white socialism, not brown socialism!"

    1. PBR Streetgang   10 years ago

      Kevin Williamson is a national treasure. That cat can rage.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      They like those folks because they made an attempt to fix injustices due to imperialism, the wealthy and whatever excuses you care to insert here. Hence, you get stupid comments like 'Mao did good things for China'.

      They're idiots. Nothing more or less.

  25. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

    The Confederate flag no longer flies over South Carolina state house grounds.

    Say, darkies, hab you seen de massa, wid de muffstash on his face,
    Go long de road some time dis mornin', like he gwine to leab de place?
    He seen a smoke way up de ribber, whar de Linkum gunboats lay;
    He took his hat, and lef' berry sudden, and I spec' he's run away!

    De massa run, ha, ha! De darkey stay, ho, ho!
    It mus' be now de kingdom coming, an' de year ob Jubilo!

  26. The Unnatural   10 years ago

    Robby, you fucking retard, "Mexican" is not a race, ergo derogatory comments about Mexicans are not racist. "Racist" is not a synonym for "bigoted" or "stupid."

    1. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      For people Robby's age, "racist" is a synonym for words like that.

    2. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

      Wow, this post seems irrationally angry over what's basically a minor difference in semantics.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

        There is definitely some hurt of the butt persuasion.

    3. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

      On the other hand, "Mexican" is often used as a synonym for "anyone south of the border," aka Hispanics.

  27. Derpetologist   10 years ago

    Spot the Not: Mohamed Atta's instructions to 9/11 hijackers & final thoughts

    1. When the confrontation begins, strike like champions who do not want to go back to this world. Shout, "Allahu Akbar," because this strikes fear in the hearts of the non-believers.

    2. Everybody hates death, fears death, but only those, the believers who know the life after death and the reward after death, would be the ones who will be seeking death.

    3. Keep a very open mind, keep a very open heart of what you are to face. You will be entering paradise. You will be entering the happiest life, everlasting life.

    4. I pray to you God to forgive me from all my sins, to allow me to glorify you in every possible way.

    5. God, I trust in you. God, I lay myself in your hands. There is no God but God, I being a sinner. We are of God, and to God we return.

    6. Remember, if you try to hang on to your life, you will lose it. But if you give up your life for the sake of God and his prophet, you will save it.

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      Ima say 6, because of the blasphemous non-capitalization.

    2. John   10 years ago

      Number 2. It is my understanding that most of those retards didn't know they were going to fly the planes into buildings.

    3. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      During my research for this, I found this quote:

      The cruel character of the Japanese military is evident from the beginning of its modernization at the end of the nineteenth century. In the military code for the imperial navy and army (Kairikugun Keiritsu), issued in 1872, surrender, escape, and all other actions by which soldiers might save their lives in situations of unavoidable defeat were punishable by death. The system made no allowance for conscientious objectors. Any soldier who would not obey military rules and his commander's orders was shot on the spot, without a charge against the one who shot him. Furthermore, people feared that such an offense by a soldier would lead to the punishment of his immediate and extended family members, just as during the Edo period the government warned that "crime extends to five generations and punishment to five affinal relationships" (tsumi godai ni oyobi batsu gozoku ni wataru)?that is, the punishment of a large number of people related to him by blood and marriage.

      http://www.press.uchicago.edu/.....19508.html

      Further proof that there is no peak derp.

    4. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      6 is the Not. That is a disguised version of Mark 8:35.

      http://biblehub.com/mark/8-35.htm

  28. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

    Additional child pornography news: Six minors were charged with posession of child porn because they sexted each other.

    No raids on households to cart away computer equipment? Fucking amateur hour.

    Oh, but this isn't mentioned:

    Back in March, a Plymouth mom wanted her's daughter's school to do more to keep her safe after someone sent the teen explicit, threatening messages ... The person was threatening to post nude photos and explicit videos and said he'd tell everyone they were of her. To prevent the pics from getting posted, the texts demanded the girl go to a room inside Plymouth North High school and meet the person for sex.

    Sounds like a legitimate crime, right? Well, after roping several other kids on the child porn charges they eventually got around to charging the harasser with "annoying a person of the opposite sex." I hope Plymouth feels safer with all these would-be pedophilia-enablers being punished.

  29. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    So. Now that I've had deep dish a couple of times.

    Do I dare start a debate?

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      Where did you go? Gino's? Lou's?

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Lou's.

        Had Uno's in Boston.

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          Uno is all chainified now. Lou's is good. Or was. I haven't been back to Chicago in a long time.

          1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!   10 years ago

            Lou's is still good.

            1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

              Lou's is great. It's not pizza, though.

    2. Mad Scientist   10 years ago

      There's no debate, Rufus. Deep dish PIZZA is the clear winner.

    3. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

      Deep-dish is delicious, which I don't think anybody denies, but to go by the pizza jihadis here, if you serve anything thicker than a wafer and attempt to call it pizza you've committed an unforgivable faux pas.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Episiarch likes ketchup on very thin cardboard. Sprinkled with pre-shredded mozzarella-cheese food product. Microwaved to perfection.

        1. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

          Carb-free is a way of life, man.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            De gustibus non est disputandum.

          2. Robert   10 years ago

            Carb-free or card-free?

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        My brother in laws mother made the best 'deep dish' (ie thick focaccia) pizza I've ever had.

      3. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

        If I take a tire off my car and call it a piston, that doesn't make it one. Even if it's a perfectly good tire.

    4. Rich   10 years ago

      Do I dare start a debate?

      "Deep dish" ...... what?

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Lasagna. I prefer thin lasagna myself. Deep-dish lasagna isn't real lasagna.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          Technically spelled 'lasagne', Pro.

          Lasagne.

          Say it with me.

          La-sa-nyeh.

          Then kiss the guy next to you.

          1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

            You were wondering why people were staring?

          2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            Not in the United States, it isn't. Do you really want to be deported?

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

              Just trying to class the joint up, Philistines.

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                Call us when you have no class.

    5. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

      Yes! We need genuine Italian opinion on the subject.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Raises hand.

        I don't count?

        1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

          You do, that's why I wanted to hear your opinion.
          Or rather, definitive verdict. I don't think there'd be anything to add or argue.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            I have my thoughts since I make pizza often and have my 'rigid' take on what makes a real pizza. I touch on it a bit from time to time and little here.

            Don't want to anger the deep dish gods around here.

    6. Aloysious   10 years ago

      How deep was your deep dish?

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        WHY IT CAN GET DEEPER?

        Shit, it was deep enough as it was. It was tasty but not sure if it was the 'best'.

        If you ask me, Rufus, you must choose which is better I'm going with non-deep dish. You can make a 'thick' pizza and be awesome. Part of the ritual of eating pizza is to pick it up with your hands with the triangle tip remaining sturdy and not floppy while being slightly flavored with charcoal in its underbelly . If it does that, you have yourself a proper pizza.

        But I'm not gonna be a nut about it.

        1. Aloysious   10 years ago

          Sometimes I will actually top the deep dish with another layer of tasty, tasty crust (home made, of course).

          At that point, it truly is a pie.

          1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

            At that point, it's a CALZONE.

    7. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Do you dare to eat a peach?

  30. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

    So what did Robby do that got a bunch of people pissed off at him? Anything actually dumb, or are some people just picking on him because they're jealous of his glorious hair?

    1. X[redacted]s   10 years ago

      It's mostly the hair envy one. Also, he said some borderline-nice things about Paul Krugman.

      1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

        So it's a situation where Robby failed to mindlessly howl at the Self-Evident Evil of Paul Krugman?

        Robby, don't you know that if you wouldn't murder Paul Krugman with a pickax if you ever saw him on the street H&R will get really mad at you?

        For shame.

        1. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

          Nobody asked for your opinion, butterface-lover!

      2. Rhywun   10 years ago

        *finally checks the bio*

        WOW that is some magnificent, early nineties hair. I like.

        ...

        What were we talking about?

    2. paranoid android   10 years ago

      Well there's that Corning guy who shows up and acts like Robby killed his dog because he once committed the unspeakable crime of trying to sound even-minded about Gamergate.

      Also he once said that Emma Sulkowicz is almost certainly a liar, instead of calling her a liar-liar-pants on fire and demanding she be paraded naked through the town square and placed in the stocks.

      1. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

        Yeah, the gamergate bullshit really lit a fire for some people. I don't even understand the complaints: yeah, sure, rah rah kulturkampf, and certainly, people like Zoe Quinn/Brianna Wu/Anita Sarkeesian are toxic personalities and all Marxist critiques should be strangled in the crib, but to pretend that there's any unified front to the gamergate nontroversy (I swear I read that somewhere), or that failing to pull for gg is a sign of anti-gg sympathies, is just childish. Taking umbrage with something someone didn't say is the strategy of grievance-peddlers, not rational debaters.

    3. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

      I read your piece on eyebrow threading. I wonder whether Mark Joseph "Texas Could Become an Even More Dangerous Place" Stern really wants to debate public policies as they relate to public safety, given what sanctuaries of progressive thinking like Cleveland, Detroit, Oakland, Minneapolis, or Baltimore look like.

      Good stuff.

      1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

        My favorite part was that it fucks over immigrants in favor of pre-existing beauty salons and our darling progressive doesn't give a damn.

        My favorite part of his stupidity:

        "Of the 750 hours of training threaders must undergo to become fully licensed, about 40 percent is not directly related to threading. That may be a problem?but it is clearly a legislative problem, one that threaders could seek to solve through the democratic process by petitioning the legislature to reduce their training hours. Texas is not depriving threaders of any fundamental rights, like the right to vote or marry, which courts properly shield from popular prejudices."

        Got that? Your right to get a government marriage license is more important than a poor immigrants right to FEED HIS FUCKING FAMILY. This is why I'm beginning to despise the 'progressive' wing of the gay rights movement - they seem to think their right to get government marriage licenses is a more important civil liberty than the right not to be hurled into poverty because the government took away your livelihood.

        Can't be said enough: Here are the names of the plaintiffs in the eyebrow threading case:

        "ASHISH PATEL, ANVERALI SATANI, NAZIRA MOMIN, MINAZ CHAMADIA,AND VIJAY LAKSHMI YOGI"

        Clearly white libertarians.

        1. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

          When have they ever treated with reality? When has engaging with the facts ever been an issue for these insipid busybodies? It doesn't matter that with one hand they're boosters for minorities because they're not icky white people while with the other hand they're fucking minorities over for acting white and starting business and accumulating wealth and fostering independence. Narrative surmounts every other piddling concern, like who can choose what schools their children attend or who's permitted to start a business or escape the ghettos.

          Mark Joseph "Fuck The Asian N---ers" Stern.

        2. paranoid android   10 years ago

          Texas is not depriving threaders of any fundamental rights, like the right to vote or marry, which courts properly shield from popular prejudices."

          This is so monstrously backwards it actually makes me angry. Elevating government-issued permission slips as "fundamental rights" above the most basic freedom to ply your trade and earn an honest living. Despicable.

        3. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

          "Texas is not depriving threaders of any fundamental rights, like the right to vote or marry"

          Barf.

        4. Entropy Drehmaschine Void   10 years ago

          I Lakshim Vijayjay myself.

    4. Aloysious   10 years ago

      So what did Robby do that got a bunch of people pissed off at him?

      I thought we just teased Rico Suave for the fun of it.

  31. Derpetologist   10 years ago

    Someone posted a really great video the other day called The Death of Yugoslavia. It's basically Game of Thrones minus the dragons and boobs. And with a worse theme song.

    What weird place. A country of smoldering hatreds founded and held together by a violent womanizer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzvNZz-X-50

    In the Game of Serbs, you win or you die.

    1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

      Eh, "smoldering hatreds" is overblown. Problems between Serbs and Croats started all the way back in 1919, and were completely manageable until Croats committed genocide. Even after, 90s was straightforward fight for plunder and territory.
      And it say what you want about King Alexander, he wasn't a womanizer. Yes, lots of people forget the country was created in 1918, and fell apart in 1991, lasting about as long as Soviet Union.

      1. Derpetologist   10 years ago

        I meant Tito was the womanizer.

        1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

          I know, but he founded the country as much as Lincoln founded the US. It's a common blind spot in histories of Yugoslavia, and not that surprising, given that the Communist government of the country was the first to bury the entire 1918-1941 history except for a few parts about how it oppressed them*.

          *Spoiler: hilariously badly, especially compared to how they oppressed their opponents

          1. John   10 years ago

            Black Lamb Grey Falcon is one of my favorite books, even though West was a total sucker for the Serb view of things.

            1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

              Rebecca West is a tremendous writer though.

              "Were I to go down into the market-place, armed with the powers of witchcraft, and take a peasant by the shoulders and whisper to him, 'In your lifetime, have you known peace?' wait for his answer, shake his shoulders and transform him into his father, and ask him the same question, and transform him in his turn to his father, I would never hear the word 'Yes,' if I carried my questioning of the dead back for a thousand years. I would always hear, 'No, there was fear, there were our enemies without, our rulers within, there was prison, there was torture, there was violent death."

              And:

              "Only part of us is sane: only part of us loves pleasure and the longer day of happiness, wants to live to our nineties and die in peace, in a house that we built, that shall shelter those who come after us. The other half of us is nearly mad. It prefers the disagreeable to the agreeable, loves pain and its darker night despair, and wants to die in a catastrophe that will set back life to its beginnings and leave nothing of our house save its blackened foundations."

              In which Rebecca West explains ISIS.

              1. John   10 years ago

                Tremendous isn't the half of it. Black Lamb Grey Falcon is the greatest travel book ever written. There isn't even a close second to it.

                1. Derpetologist   10 years ago

                  I'll have to read it. The funniest travel book I've ever read was Hokkaido Highway Blues by Chris Ferguson.

              2. John   10 years ago

                That second quote is what pretty much the entire staff of Reason and most of the Washington media does not understand. They just don't get it that some people like violence and the violent life and thus can't be appeased or bought off.

            2. Igor   10 years ago

              My copy arrived on Tuesday.

              She writes the way Napolitano would write, if he were prepared to answer the rhetorical questions he puts in his Reason pieces.

            3. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

              I only recently read it, and it is awesome.

              And while she's a sucker for Serbs, the "Grey Falcon" and her attitude to it is kind of like having someone be sucker for Americans, except for that whole "American Revolution" thing. She's basically saying that foundational myth of Serb nation is insane. Which, yes, yes it is. But it took another 70 years for the majority of nation to start getting over it.
              Serbs had one of the best ambassadors for their nation being her guide. The guy Constantine is based on is one of the awesomest people in Serbian history (it's lovable how he's such a Serb, despite his parents being Polish Jews). It takes a huge talent to make Tom Sawyer funnier in translation than in the original.

  32. John   10 years ago

    Richard Fernandez of the Belmont Club sums up the state of our elites.

    The great benefit of paper clearance forms (and one might add, paper ballots) is that it limits the ability of bureaucrats to play games with data. The lower tech medium puts the kibosh on all the plans, mandates and improvements they are just dying to implement. All that gender stuff is hard to implement when you're faced with a stack of paper reaching to the ceiling, besides making the information harder to leak, misuse or steal. It disempowers the bureaucrats.

    The fact that reverting to lower tech may actually improve security suggests that lack of money isn't the problem, nor are the shortcomings of computer hardware. The biggest shortage plaguing the elites today is a deficit of intelligence. They are a menace to themselves and to the public; and are not even smart enough to know how dumb they are.

    The reason why reducing OPM to low tech paper may help things is akin to why taking the Bugatti keys away from an irresponsible teenager prevents an accident from occurring. "Just take the skateboard kid. It's really all you can handle."

    http://pjmedia.com/richardfern.....lp-us-all/

  33. John   10 years ago

    Hee is what Trump actually said.

    They're sending people who have a lot of problems," Trump said from New York City's Trump Tower. "They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists," he added. "And some, I assume, are good people

    Factually speaking, that is true. Lots are good people but a good number are not. At worst you could say trump overestimates the number of criminals crossing the border, but you can't deny that these countries have enormous violent crime problem and that spills over into this country via immigration.

    I am not seeing how this is so racist that everyone must ritually condemn Trump.

    1. Derpetologist   10 years ago

      If you interpret the phrase "they're rapists" to mean "all Mexicans/illegal immigrants are rapists", that would be true bigotry. However, Trump made it clear both during the speech and after that he was referring to illegal immigrants and has no ill will towards Mexicans or any other nationality.

      These days, calling someone a racist is basically the prog equivalent of shouting allahu akbar.

      1. John   10 years ago

        I guess it is too much to ask of Reason to actually look at what he said and examine the claims of racism. Nope, Instead they will send the Jacket out to dismiss them as "racist and incendiary" and then make it about Amy Schummer.

      2. MJGreen - Docile Citizen   10 years ago

        If you interpret the phrase "they're rapists" to mean "all Mexicans/illegal immigrants are rapists", that would be true bigotry. However, Trump made it clear both during the speech and after that he was referring to illegal immigrants and has no ill will towards Mexicans or any other nationality.

        1. Uh, what?

        2. So he's only saying the 12 million people living illegally are rapists, not all immigrants? That's reasonable, then.

        1. John   10 years ago

          No. He is saying that a large number of criminals are coming here illegally. And since you can't come here legally if you are a criminal, that is pretty undeniable.

          1. Agammamon   10 years ago

            You can't really come here legally if you *aren't* a criminal either.

            17,000 *worldwide* non-skilled work visas issued per year.

            1. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

              *Hands Agammamon a mike to drop*

        2. Derpetologist   10 years ago

          Fine, whatever. All undocumented immigrants are model citizens and represent the best and brightest of their original countries. Happy now?

          1. John   10 years ago

            They just want to drive for uber and open up organic taco trucks. Is that so wrong derpologist?

          2. Derpetologist   10 years ago

            That post of mine above borders a straw man argument. I try hard not to use them, although sometimes the only way to make a point is through exaggeration.

      3. paranoid android   10 years ago

        I think a large part of the problem lies in the "they're sending" formulation as well as appending "some, I assume, are good people" as a kind of afterthought. The former implies a concerted effort on behalf of the Mexican people to round up all the rapists and murderers to point them northward, which I do not have any reason to believe is happening. The latter suggests that the "good people" are few and far between, hidden in an army of banditos streaming over the border to rape all the white women.

        If Trump has statistics about crime rates among segments of the immigrant population relative to other demographics in the US, he's free to make that case. But I think if we're all honest, we can acknowledge that neither Trump nor his detractors in the media are interested in having that discussion. Trump just sees in this issue a means of getting his name in the papers, which is the entire point of everything he's ever done in his public life. The media types just see an easy opportunity to paint Trump as wholly representative of their political demons. Let's stop pretending either side cares about the actual welfare of Mexicans or Americans.

        1. Derpetologist   10 years ago

          Well said.

          All I can add this that it would be nice if people who oppose illegal immigration were not immediately branded as racists.

          1. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

            It would be nice if people who opposed illegal immigration could support their arguments in ways that were not racist.

    2. Antilles   10 years ago

      Nope. Only straight, white, affluent college guys are rapists. Everyone knows that and to suggest otherwise is racist, or something.

  34. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

    90th anniversary of the Scopes Monkey Trial - have some Mencken on the subject:

    "?Well, what could be of greater utility to the son of a Tennessee mountaineer than an education making him a good Tennesseean, content with his father, at peace with his neighbors, dutiful to the local religion, and docile under the local mores? That is all the Tennessee anti-evolution law seeks to accomplish. It differs from other regulations of the same sort only to the extent that Tennessee differs from the rest of the world. The State, to a degree that should be gratifying, has escaped the national standardization. Its people show a character that is immensely different from the character of, say, New Yorkers or Californians. They retain, among other things, the anthropomorphic religion of an elder day. They do not profess it; they actually believe in it. The Old Testament, to them, is not a mere sacerdotal whizz-bang, to be read for its pornography; it is an authoritative history?. So crediting the sacred narrative, they desire that it be taught to their children, and any doctrine that makes game of it is immensely offensive to them. When such a doctrine, despite their protests, is actually taught, they proceed to put it down by force."

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      "Yet now we are asked to believe that some mysterious and vastly important principle is at stake at Dayton - that the conviction of Professor Scopes will strike a deadly blow at enlightenment and bring down freedom to sorrow and shame. Tell it to the marines! No principle is at stake at Dayton save the principle that school teachers, like plumbers, should stick to the job that is set before them, and not go roving about the house, breaking windows, raiding the cellar, and demoralizing the children. The issue of free speech is quite irrelevant. When a pedagogue takes his oath of office, he renounces his right to free speech quite as certainly as a bishop does, or a colonel in the army, or an editorial writer in a newspaper. He becomes a paid propagandist of certain definite doctrines and attitudes, mainly determined specifically and in advance, and every time he departs from them deliberately he deliberately swindles his employers."

      http://www.thenation.com/artic.....tennessee/

      (This citation is designed to give a well-rounded view of Mencken's views on this topic, not to put his views forward as authoritative.)

      1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

        I'm well aware Mencken felt Tennesseans had the right to have whatever they wanted taught in their classes, he just viciously mocked them because what they wanted taught in their classes was ludicrous.

        1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

          Sure, but it's interesting that this passage gets left out of all the anthologies I know of, as is the preceding passage about how many states which made fun of Tennessee had themselves conducted ideological purges of teachers.

          1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

            Mencken had a vicious racist streak toward Scots-Irish, Celtic-Americans, hillbillies, whatever you want to call them. His publicly-expressed views on that group were much more vile than his private remarks on Jews and blacks.

            And in general he was no fan of the common man.

            Fortunately, Mencken *was* willing to give credit to the common people in their capacity as jurors. Mencken couldn't help notice that juries of ordinary people frequently released Prohibition offenders and others whose behavior was basically harmless. So like a true populist, he deplored any shortcut around trial by jury.

  35. Mrs. Lemuel Struthers   10 years ago

    Ellen Pao out as CEO of Reddit.

    http://gizmodo.com/angry-reddi.....1717117695

    1. Igor   10 years ago

      Another scalp!

      /SJW

    2. paranoid android   10 years ago

      Get ready for the impending narrative about a victory for the racist, misogynist, right-wing lynchmob.

      1. John   10 years ago

        The reddit users were supposed to convert and be happy Sister Pao deleted their offensive communities and showed them the error of their ways. They only didn't do so because they are racist and mysogynist.

    3. John   10 years ago

      Good for the reddit trolls. And the lesson is don't hire a committed Prog as your CEO. Progressives are totalitairanis who destroy anything organization they touch by subverting it to become a weapon to advance their politics. Pao didn't view her role as CEO to make money for Reddit. She thought her role was to advance the Prog cause by deleting any community that offended her prog sensibilities. And that is just what she did to the great detriment of the company.

      1. Theoretical Bi Irish   10 years ago

        The other lesson is don't hire someone who pisses off your user base when your entire business model is based on user created content which is provided for free.

        Reddit should be a ridiculously easy CEO job compared to the other jobs in the tech industry. You basically have all the content created for your by unpaid moderators, admins and users, and Pao managed to fuck that up in like 2 months.

        1. John   10 years ago

          That is because she came there to turn reddit into a tool to advance Prog ideology instead of what it is; a company that makes money by providing people a platform for content. Running the company as you describe makes reddit money but does nothing to advance prog politics. So, doing that was of no interest to Pao.

          1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

            I think it's entirely possible that she honestly believed she could make the company a fuckton of money by going full Prog. She fell for the "no-one I know voted for Nixon" fallacy. "If we provide a hate-free space, users will FLOCK here in droves!"

            1. waffles   10 years ago

              I go to reddit solely for the hate. This woman is delusional. I only started hating her when she began censoring criticism of her. Nobody that thinskinned should be in a leadership position.

        2. Agammamon   10 years ago

          The other lesson is don't hire someone who pisses off your user base when your entire business model is based on user created content which is provided for free.

          Hey! That's my line. You're stealing my comments from Ars Technica.

      2. Red Rocks Rockin   10 years ago

        Good for the reddit trolls. And the lesson is don't hire a committed Prog as your CEO.

        Especially not one who got her ass kicked in court over a bullshit sexual harassment lawsuit.

        1. C. Anacreon   10 years ago

          I liked this comment:

          "Pao! Right in the kisser."

    4. Antilles   10 years ago

      Does that also mean her idiotic, anti-male 'no salary negotiation' policy is out as well?

      1. John   10 years ago

        If her successor has the sense God gave a goat, yes, yes it does.

    5. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

      Is she going to sue again?

  36. Agammamon   10 years ago

    Former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer defended Donald Trump over racist comments.

    There's a reason she's *former* Governor.

  37. Jayburd   10 years ago

    "The FBI says Dylann Roof shouldn't have been able to buy a gun and a "loophole" is to blame. Looks more like mere government incompetence to Brian Doherty, though." They are going to start letting the Chinese Government do our background checks.

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