Brickbat: Bull Shit

Fernando Hartwig

Police in Australia told farmer Bruce Cook he could be charged with "publishing pornographic images" after he he created a hay-bale sculpture of a bull having sex with a cow. Cops told him that someone filed a complaint. Cook told police to piss off and says he now plans to light up the sculpture so people driving by can see it at night.

Comments

[Libertarian]

If only he'd had shown two bulls having sex, he could have come to the U.S. and gotten a Nat'l Endowment for the Arts grant.

[AlgerHiss]

Indeed. The bacon, lettuce and tomato crowd would have defended this fellow only if he had depicted a tranny-bull...or perhaps those two bulls you mentioned, with wedding rings in their noses.

[Heroic Mulatto]

The bacon, lettuce and tomato crowd

Cute. What's the "G" stand for?

The only correct answer is "gin".

[UnCivilServant]

Guacamole?

[Heroic Mulatto]

A Guac BLT would be a delicious sandwich.

[UnCivilServant]

You need new tastebuds.

[sarcasmic]

I was planning on making BELT sandwiches (that's a BLT with egg) for dinner, and I just remembered I've got a half an avocado in the fridge.

What will I call it? BLEGT? Mmmm. That sounds appetizing. Maybe I'll skip the guac and just use sliced avocado. BLEAT? I can't win.

[Almanian!]

BARF? Bacon, avocado, ruffage and flatbread?

I dunno.

[Swamp Think]

It's called a BLT&A.

[UnCivilServant]

What 'genius' at reason moved the link to switch to the real site (erroniously labelled 'desktop') to the very bottom of the page?

And why is the default still the mobile piece of shit?

[Almanian!]

Is this Friday Funnies?'

Then MOAR LABLEZ!

Also, I don't get it....

[Fist of Etiquette]

'They have picked on the wrong person. I don't care what they threaten me with. The sculpture stays.'

His neighbors may have a beef with him, but he refuses to be cowed.

[Libertarian]

Hey! You're in trouble now -- better bale out before Swiss gets here.

[UnCivilServant]

Not a chance, we're going to milk these puns for all they're worth.

[Libertarian]

That's udderly ridiculous.

[The Hyperbole]

so you're gonna steer the thread into a stampede of bovine wordplay?

[UnCivilServant]

So I've herd.

[Florida Man]

Hitler. Wait wut?

[UnCivilServant]

No, Holstein. Cows can't goose-step.

[Charles Easterly]

"Cows can't goose-step."

Weak calves?

[straffinrun]

*narrows graze*

[Almanian!]

*narrows graze - ruminates on all this cud he can*

[UnCivilServant]

I tried that once, I didn't have the stomachs for it.

[Almanian!]

+several tummies

[Libertarian]

Speaking of simple minded cud chewers, I see that Biden momentarily confused Thurgood Marshall with Clarence Thomas at a talk in Detroit. Biden might be clean, but he's far from articulate.

http://twitchy.com/2015/05/03/.....-marshall/

[UnCivilServant]

I'm not so sure Biden's clean either.

[Libertarian]

Well, I was getting so tired of all the puns up-thread that I thought I'd give him a plug.

[Rufus J. Firefly]

This thread should be shut down.

Immediately.

[straffinrun]

And all who partcipated castrated and put to pasture.

[UnCivilServant]

Never! No one rustles the commentariat!

[Libertarian]

You can't corral the commentariat! Trying to fence us in would be like waving a red flag in our faces.

[Almanian!]

What is this - some kind of cock and bull story? If someone went right pasture comment and on to the next, I could hardly blame them.

[EDG reppin' LBC]

I've been ruminating over these puns, and I agree. Put a steak in it.

[Almanian!]

Almanian!|5.4.15 @ 8:21AM|#

*narrows graze - ruminates on all this cud he can*

And this is why Ohio sucks (a teat, like a calf). Why don't you hoof it back to Cowlumbus, EDG?

[EDG reppin' LBC]

Yeah. I saw that after my comment posted. I may now be branded a plaigerist. I'm veally sorry.

Wait. No I'm not. Fuck Michigan. And fuck you in your angus.

😉

[straffinrun]

I guess if the bull was named "Guy" he could light it afire and call it "Guy Fauwkes".

[Almanian!]

Or put a bull-riding seat on it and call it.....

BLAZING SADDLE.....(s)...

[WTF]

Cook told police to piss off and says he now plans to light up the sculpture so people driving by can see it at night.

This guy may be my new hero.

[Almanian!]

Those cops think they'll wrangle capitulation out of that rancher, but his brand of man steers clear of that kind of behavior. Moooooooooove along, officers...

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