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Culture

CNN Won't Cut Away from White House Correspondents' Dinner, Reassures Viewers They'll 'Find Out All of What Happened in the Streets of Baltimore by This Time Tomorrow'

CNN contributor notes that people can go online for information instead.

Jesse Walker | 4.26.2015 12:17 AM

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There was a gigantic peaceful march for Freddie Gray in Baltimore this afternoon. And then, in the evening, things got more violent, with some of the demonstrators throwing rocks and bottles at cops and smashing the windows of businesses and cars. (The authorities are currently blaming these incidents on "isolated pockets of people from out of town.") At least 12 people were arrested; and inside Camden Yards, where the Orioles were playing the Red Sox, the jumbotron delivered this message to the crowd:

This is your jumbotron speaking.
Twitter

Seems like a pretty big story, no? And if you wanted to see TV reporters trying to piece together what exactly was going on, you could check out the live feeds at WBAL and WJZ.

But you needn't have bothered checking CNN. Here (via Richard Wojcicki) is Errol Louis acknowledging the events taking place less than an hour north of DC…and explaining why his network wasn't interrupting its White House Correspondents' Dinner coverage to show viewers what was happening:

"You can find a live feed if you actually want to watch what's going on," Louis says, then gives a very brief sketch of "what I'm seeing on Twitter." His conclusion: "You can find out what you want to find out. And, you know, something else is going on—the most powerful man in the world is gonna tell some jokes….

"We don't control a lot of this stuff. We sort of make our best choices, and we'll—we'll catch up. People will be informed….They'll find out all of what happened in the streets of Baltimore by this time tomorrow."

So apparently that's what they mean by "24-hour news channel."

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  1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

    Hmmm...media at least used to reliably follow the rule "if it bleeds, it leads." Not exactly a recipe for detailed, analytical coverage, but at least you could see relevant things happening on your screen. Now CNN can't even meet that standard.

    What is this, the Hunger Games capital city?

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      I pity the poor janitors who work at the correspondents' dinner; they'll have to wipe up the splooge from all those politicians and journalists jerking each other off.

      1. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

        TMI!

        1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

          Yeah, I apologize, that was an insult to jerkoffs.

        2. mauricegirodias   10 years ago

          Typical liberal media BS.

          We know they're scraping Santorum from one and all.

      2. VG Zaytsev   10 years ago

        +10000000000000000000000000000000000000

    2. LarryA   10 years ago

      To be fair, the correspondent's dinner is a significant event. We finally get to see "the most transparent administration in history" be, well, transparent.

  2. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Look Jesse, a bunch of peasants rioting isn't as important to the Fourth Estate as when the King deigns himself by telling a few mild jokes about himself and other people they rely on for patronage.

    1. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

      Isn't this dinner where Colbert made his break?

      Too bad there's no such thing going on tonight. It would be a real dilemma for CNN.

      1. Bill Dalasio   10 years ago

        Too bad there's no such thing going on tonight.

        One of these guys challenge their messiah? You have a wonderfully droll sense of humor.

        1. juris imprudent   10 years ago

          One day, a child (or child-like one) among them will point and say "the Emperor is naked". At which point they will all beat the little shit to death and go on admiring the brilliant cloak the Emperor is wearing.

  3. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

    They need to give CNN a public shaming like they've never had since...well, whatever the last dumbass thing they did.

    1. Vulgar Madman   10 years ago

      I remember when people would make fun of soviet media.

      CNNs anchormen should start wearing uniforms.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

        If you mean kneepads, then yes.

        1. Vulgar Madman   10 years ago

          I'm sure those are included.

  4. Warrren   10 years ago

    The Toppest Man is being feted! Have you no sense of wonder? Of majesty? Or even the slightest bit of respect for The Leader?

    1. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

      s/feted/fellated/

      1. juris imprudent   10 years ago

        Remarkable endurance for the Glorious Leader, that is an awful lot of oral service.

  5. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

    I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit vulgar tonight...CNN is pissing on, and hopefully pissing off, its own audience.

    1. Vulgar Madman   10 years ago

      What if people were distracted by the news, and missed one of obamas brilliant jokes?

      Then where would we be?

      1. Warrren   10 years ago

        In a world where both Putin and the terrorists have not only won, but are teabagging each American one-by-one.

      2. Sevo   10 years ago

        Vulgar Madman|4.26.15 @ 12:42AM|#
        "What if people were distracted by the news, and missed one of obamas brilliant jokes?"

        Well, that would certainly be a tragedy, wouldn't it? Have I missed the first one?

      3. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

        One of nothing is still nothing.

  6. Dances-with-Trolls   10 years ago

    It's remarkable, really, how far and how completely CNN has fallen. If it wasn't for bars and airports they'd be in MSNBC territory.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      O Pulitzer, son of the morning, how art thou fallen!

  7. Sevo   10 years ago

    CNN! Cable News Network, where the news is what we find best gives us access!

  8. DEATFBIRSECIA   10 years ago

    Continue Nepotism Now!

  9. Ken Shultz   10 years ago

    We're cappin' on CNN when Obama is too busy telling jokes to worry about a race riot?

    Normally I'd agree that this is probably none of the President's business, but since this President seems to feel it's necessary to insert himself into every facet of our lives, he really should be perfectly fair game for this kind of criticism.

    He should be out there either trying to calm the rioters down or leading the riot. Don't black lives matter to you, Mr. President?

    1. Warrren   10 years ago

      When have they ever?

      1. Ken Shultz   10 years ago

        It might start dawning on some of the protestors now.

        I'm sure his jokes were fantastic.

    2. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

      If he had a son, he'd be somewhere between 1/4 and 3/4 blackm and maybe live in Baltimore, or somewhere else.

    3. Paul.   10 years ago

      The issue to me has nothing to do with Obama, and everything to do with CNN. The media isn't supposed to be a TMZ twitter feed and live stream of celebrity politicians, it's supposed to report events happening around the country.

      Obama shouldn't change his plans due to a local riot in a city of 330,000,000 people. But CNN doesn't need to give me breathless coverage of what the first lady is wearing, and weather Obama got in a fight back stage with Guns & Roses front man, Lenny Kravitz.

      1. Paul.   10 years ago

        whether*

        1. A Horse Called Trigger   10 years ago

          "The media isn't supposed to be a TMZ twitter feed and live stream of celebrity politicians, it's supposed to report events happening around the country."

          Haha. Oh you naive child. The court scribes' central duty is the hagiography of the ruling class. Secondary is the distraction of masses from their shallow lives with morality plays. Third, if there is time, is the whole "report events happening" shit.

      2. F. Stupidity, Jr.   10 years ago

        Obama shouldn't change his plans due to a local riot in a city of 330,000,000 people.

        That's even more populous than Shanghai!

      3. Carolynp   10 years ago

        330,000,000 is actually the population of...hey, I see what you did there...

      4. Paul.   10 years ago

        Apologies, I meant "country"

  10. lizzieporkins   10 years ago

    The only really good clips they have are some guys smashing a car and some people getting into a fight outside Dempsey's. Other than that, they just have a day of people protesting like normal, pissed off people. Who in CNN's audience is going to get hard for that?

    1. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

      Maybe Mattress Girl can show up and re-enact her arape.

  11. Viscount Irish, Slayer of Huns   10 years ago

    Best line from that CNN flak:

    You'll find out all about what happened in the streets of Baltimore by this time tomorrow.

    I don't know that you can really call it 'news' when CNN is reporting it 24 hours after it occurred.

    1. Warrren   10 years ago

      Cable Recents Network.

    2. pogi   10 years ago

      Clearly Nearly News

  12. JeremyR   10 years ago

    To be fair, I think pretty much all the national news stations didn't cover it. Fox was covering the dinner, Headline News had their usual show. News Max was showing some documentary.

    1. Robert   10 years ago

      Readers must've thought I was joking when I've written that if you really want to overthrow the regime, you shouldn't revolt openly, but quietly & anonymously assassinate them, making the deaths look like accidents. The authorities would then cover up evidence that anything untoward was happening.

  13. Cyto   10 years ago

    I watched a couple of minutes of the corespondent's diner. They were bending knee to the king pretty deeply during the parts I saw.

    Also, the SNL chick was schilling pretty hard for Hillary. She even made the reporters swear to avoid commenting on Hillary's appearance (to rousing applause), because that's not news. Which I thought was pretty funny coming from the SNL "news" reader (who presumably would never have made jokes about a Republican politician's appearance).

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Yeah, they only had one of its cast members' career take off for mocking Palin.

    2. goneGalt   10 years ago

      Which I thought was pretty funny coming from the SNL "news" reader (who presumably would never have made jokes about a Republican politician's appearance).

      +1 Katherine Harris

    3. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

      Did you hear Chris Christie is fat? And what's the deal with Rand Paul and that marsupial he has on his head?

  14. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    "We don't control a lot of this stuff. We sort of make our best choices, and we'll?we'll catch up. People will be informed....They'll find out all of what happened in the streets of Baltimore by this time tomorrow."

    We'll catch up?

    That's a new one.

    1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

      We are all catching up today, so he was right. And really, the White House correspondents dinner is pretty damn important. Black people protesting in a major city or this? I will take the latter, thank you very much.

      1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        And CNN's senior white house correspondent doing some real journalism, posing the tough questions to a person who has Benghazi knowledge, and information about Hillary's emails, and who probably knows what the hell is going on over at the Clinton Foundation.

        OMG they are so dreamy!

        1. Butts Wagner   10 years ago

          OMG they are so dreamy!

          #NERDPROM

  15. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    You can find a live feed if you actually want to watch what's going on...

    "If you want news, look elsewhere."

    Did CNN have their anchors in formal wear to cover the dinner from the studio?

    1. juris imprudent   10 years ago

      If they had them eating take-out Chinese and dressed formally - that would've been funny.

  16. Warty   10 years ago

    "Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night, or you could turn to another channel. ...Oh. Do not turn to another channel."

  17. adolphowisner   10 years ago

    Google pay 97$ per hour my last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
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  18. Duke   10 years ago

    Thankfully CNN is all over it this morning. There's a small link on the right just below "Obama's top 10 jokes at correspondent's dinner." The attention-grabbing headline is "Scuffles at Baltimore Protest."

    http://www.cnn.com/

  19. Clink   10 years ago

    "And, you know, something else is going on?the most powerful man in the world is gonna tell some jokes...."

    Now that's hilarious.

    "the most powerful man in the world..." --- That ship sailed a long time ago. Somewhere around January 2009.

    1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

      No, Putin was telling jokes!

      After hours of standing in a bread line, a young man suddenly throws up his hands and shouts, "Enough! I've had it! I'm going to go kill Gorbachev!!" and stomps off.

      An hour later, he returns to the line he was in, his head hanging down. "What happened?" the other people in line ask. "I thought you were going to kill Gorbachev!"

      "That line was even longer," he said.

    2. Mickey Rat   10 years ago

      You really cannot mock these people more than they do to themselves.

    3. Porque Pig   10 years ago

      Well, he can still rain down death and destruction at pretty much any point on the globe he wants with near impunity, so I'd say he's pretty powerful. He is just so incompetent that he seems harmless.

  20. Marty Feldman's Eyes   10 years ago

    It's always fun to rag on the correspondents' dinner (and CNN), but really, which is the bigger scourge- a) people across the country not knowing RIGHT NOW about something that likely doesn't affect them, or b) showing live footage of chaos, while empty suits have to fill airtime with everything from wild speculation to total ignorance and on to official propoganda.

    I would argue b. Yeah, I know normal people eat this stuff up but I don't think there's been a national news event (9/11, Katrina, OKC bombing, bombing Iraq, etc.) that wasn't a complete shit waste of time to watch live, with just about everything said being contradicted the very next day.

  21. adolphowisner   10 years ago

    My dear, the next five minutes can change your life!
    Give a chance to your good luck.
    Read this article, please!
    Move to a better life!
    We make profit on the Internet since 1998! ????? http://www.jobsfish.com

  22. Stephdumas   10 years ago

    United Liberty posted a good rant about the Baltimore riots http://www.unitedliberty.org/a.....r-the-riot Breitbart also covert the riots http://www.breitbart.com/big-g.....iots-rage/

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