Have Yourself a Very Remy Christmas

Nothing says Christmas quite like songs about the Federal Reserve and TSA pat-downs. With this in mind, here are three classic holiday treats from Remy and Reason TV.

"Remy: Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)" was originally released on Dec. 20, 2011.

"All I Want for Christmas is U… (Remy's Holiday Ode to a Sound Monetary Policy)" was originally released on Dec. 20, 2013

"Remy: I Saw Daddy Pat Down Santa Claus (A Very TSA Christmas Song)" was originally released on Dec. 21, 2012.

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

Happy Holidays to everyone from those of us still at work.

[AlmightyJB]

You too FOE. They let us off a couple hours early.

[Episiarch]

We are creatures of duty, FoE. I have lived my life by it...just one more duty to perform.

[Fist of Etiquette]

STOP READING THE THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN YOU SORCERER!

[F. Stupidity, Jr.]

Have yourself a very Remy Christmas
Make the yuletide gay (NTTAWWT)

[Tonio]

Ha!

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I'm doing a test run for Xmas Dinner:
Applewood smoked prime rib

It it works out, I'm going to scale it up for 40 people tomorrow.

[AlmightyJB]

Nice. Is that a Masterbuilt? Do you like it? Chips or pellets?

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

Masterbuilt 40" Digital. I got it on Cybermonday for 70% off.

This is my first time using it, and although I've done extensive research, I fully expect that my first try might come out very poorly.

I got an 8 pack sampler of wood chips from amazon. I'm doing the prime rib with apple, the trip-tip with oak, and the beef and pork ribs with hickory and maybe some cherry and pecan.

All experimental thus far. I'm not to the point where I would invite people over for dinner made in this thing yet.

[AlmightyJB]

I'm sure it will be awesome!

[Almanian!]

Nice! Enjoy.

[PapayaSF]

You know you're living in the future when people order wood chips over the internet.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I live in a city where chopping down a tree can get you fined thousands of dollars.

Welcome to the future.

[Sevo]

So does Papaya and me, too.

[DK]

Just the opposite for me. The city forces you to cut down your trees. And, I'm just a few cities south of Pl?ya.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

Where?

[DK]

Rancho Palos Verdes or, should I say, Rancho Tocones Marrones?

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I've been house shopping there for a while. Every time I go up there on a Saturday, the cyclists ruin it for me.

[DK]

I live on PV East - I'm always amazed there isn't a deadly accident. Not sure who's worse - the entitled bicyclists or the drivers who think they can immediately avoid them on all of the blind turns.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I defer to their safety, but on Saturday mornings, it's out of control. 4 across, blocking traffic.

My cousin lives on East and Casalina near Marymount, and if I take the coast, the cyclists can double the travel time.

[DK]

Yeah, it sucks on the weekend mornings. Any other time, it's a great drive with no stop signs and only one traffic light on the entire 6 mile east stretch.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

BTW, Email Jesse if you want to be on the invite list. We get together every so often, the last one being 2 weeks ago in honor of C Anacreon passing through town.

[DK]

Sure. Thanks for the invite.

[Los Doyers]

Our meetups are the envy of all of Reason.

[jesse.in.mb]

Chris makes for great slapping. Also my email is linked to my handle.

The meetups are actually quite good though.

[Los Doyers]

Way to sneak into a dead thread, TONY.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

5 stars, would eat again.

[AlmightyJB]

I like to mix apple and hickory in my stovetop "smoker".

[Almanian!]

Merry Christmas, Reasonoids. I appreciate your...input...throughout the year. Hope everyone has a fun and relaxing time. I have TWO FUCKING WEEKS off. Resting up, cause next year is union negotiations. This will be my....umpteenth. I've done every one since 1996 🙂

Anyhoo, hope everyone has fun. Peace!

[PapayaSF]

Merry Christmas to you, too, and to everyone else around here!

(Well, all but a very, very few of you....)

[Sevo]

OK, listen up!
You guys back east? When that tubby character leaves the goodies, I expect a post STAT!
And Playa? I just can't bring myself to smoke a chunk of meat that costs that much and tastes so good roasted rare.

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

Normally, I would do prime rib in a water bath. But I have a new toy to play with, and I'm willing to risk ruining Christmas dinner.

[AlmightyJB]

Merry Christmas

[AlmightyJB]

Father Christmas

[Sevo]

"Greg Lake wrote this as an objection to the commercialism of Christmas. He was concerned that the true spirit of Christmas was being lost in the marketing of the holiday."

Hmmm.
I'll take the "products", Russell.

[AlmightyJB]

Yeah not sure if those were Lakes sentiments or the posters. Kinda funny you have to watch an ad to see it then.

[Sevo]

This is meta humor; sorta like Wiki posting an ad for contributions while mentioning that Wiki is no place for ads.
I was going to send a link to the wiki entry on self-awareness.

[AlmightyJB]

Remy is the man!

[PapayaSF]

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

[mr lizard]

Merry Xmas foolish mammals

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I eat mammals.
And birds.

[Wasteland Wanderer]

What about lizards?

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I try not to, but....

[Lord at War]

May your cold reptilian heart find a nice sun-baked rock to celebrate the holidays.

[Suddenly Quincy]

Merriest of X-mases everyone!

Trying to watch The Interview on YouTube, but it's buggy as hell.

*Spoiler*

Eminem is gay.

[DEG]

Merry Christmas!

[MJGreen]

I saw this on my Facebook feed, and nearly clicked the link assuming it was from Clickhole:

When Asked To Sort 'Girls' And 'Boys' Gifts, Obama Destroys Toy Gender Stereotypes (VIDEO)
It's moments like this that we are going to really miss when the Obamas leave the White House

It's actually from addictinginfo, and thus it's meant in earnest. Link if you're braver than me.

[Sevo]

OK, you owe me one. I clicked and read at least some of it:

"But then things got even more adorable. The President started putting the sports and the science toys into the 'girls' bin. Placing a basketball into the bin, Obama says:
"I just wanna make sure some girls play some ball.""

It's "adorable" when you just arbitrarily toss gifts into whatever bin you please and justify it as Social Justice!
'You mean she didn't want a penis enlarger?! What? Is she sexist?!'

[Redmanfms]

Yeah, I'm really going to miss watching a narcissistic jackass give toys to kids based on political messaging rather than what they might actually want.

Fuck me, progs ruin fucking EVERYTHING.

[Crusty Juggler]

I am just waiting for another installment of The Cyborg vs the Dunph.

[Antilles]

Love Remy. Really admire his convictions and nerve to get up, do his songs and face a harsh and unforgiving public. Best wishes to my fellow Reasonoids. Hope you all have a great holiday season and a wonderful new year. As for myself, I'm sitting in a motel overlooking the Pacific Ocean and drinking tequila while waiting for my young, Samoan girlfriend to come visit my pathetic ass. Merry Christmas to All, and to All a good night!

[christymerikoski]

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