Worried About Marijuana-Infused Halloween Candy? There's a Kit for That.

In a recent column, I noted the lack of evidence that people try to get kids high on Halloween by passing off cannabis candy as ordinary treats. The Denver Police Department's inability to cite a single actual example of such a prank in Colorado or anywhere else has not stopped it from warning parents about the possibility, over and over again. With Halloween approaching, the department has been hyping this mythical menace on its Facebook page, building on the alarm generated by the podcast and video it produced on the subject. Recently the Pueblo Police Department joined the fear mongering.
Police in both cities urge parents to be on the alert for candy that looks unfamilar or seems to have been tampered with. But such precautions hardly seem adequate in dealing with a determined cannabis concealer, who could always rewrap marijuana-infused treats in familiar packaging or dose conventional candy with store-bought tincture. For parents who worry about such trickery, CB Scientific has a solution: a kit that you can use to quickly test Halloween treats for cannabis.
The Denver-based company, which should be paying a commission to the cops in Denver and Pueblo, sells the kits for $15 each. But each kit can be used to test only three samples, so the cost of screening every tiny chocolate bar, jawbreaker, and jelly bean can quickly add up. It would be considerably cheaper just to throw out the entire haul and buy your kid replacement candy, although you can never be completely sure that no one has tampered with the stuff at the store either. As far as we know, it has never happened. But it's possible!
Addendum: Via Facebook, Derek Lebahn, a partner at CB Scientific, tells me he thinks the risk highlighted by police in Colorado has been blown out of proportion:
Thanks for the mention, but the Halloween story about CB Scientific is strictly a product of timing. The problem had been identified by the news and Denver PD for weeks and we happened to have just released a solution. We do not believe that any children in Denver will be randomly given THC candy by adults. If it happens, it will be by a relative or irresponsible teenager.
Lebahn emphasizes that his company's kits are mainly intended for "patients, adult consumers, parents of patients, breeders and producers" who want to "quickly and accurately know the relative levels of THC and CBD potency in their products." Still, CB Scientific clearly capitalized on the candy scare. Its home page features CBS Denver's story about its product, which plays up the Halloween angle, and Lebahn proudly notes the coverage on his Facebook page. "We did it," he writes. "Our news story has gone Viral." Then Lebahn adds: "Not that we believe anyone will be passing out pot candy to kids, but if something does get mixed up or questioned, we do have a quick, accurate way of knowing."
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"If you're not sure, take all four."
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the green gummy ring - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red & orange gummy ring - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Nice.
+1 Kanoe
Are you telling me I can dodge narcotics officers?
I'm saying that when we legalize, you won't have to.
WHOA
Granny S. Preston, Esquire. No way!
I have a feeling that a lot more adults would go out trick or treating if they thought people were giving away pot candy.
They...they make PeachyOs?
Ok, I haven't had one in years, but still
I don't know why, but that video is hysterical.
That made me think of "Yeah Lamb: 10 Minute Edition".
Frankenstein's not here, man.
Edgar Winter begs to differ.
From Cheech and Chong's Halloween Album?
When you anarchists see all the children in Colorado dying from marijuana overdoses, you'll agree that we were doing the right thing by throwing everyone brown caught with a dime bag into cement rape cages.
I thought that the ones who aren't already dead from eating pot candy have been eaten by reefer crazed zombies in the street?
There are allegedly some from CO towns with no dispensaries who may still be alive.
Occasionally, my urine smells exactly like buttered popcorn.
That's funny, because my popcorn occasionally smells like your urine.
Two great tastes that taste great together! I had no idea you were into watersports, Hugh. I figured you for more of a frotteur.
Either way, as long as you choke him, too.
Someone could spend a fair amount of money getting random kids high!
Assuming the kids would eat the damned things, which are going to taste Obviously Weird if they have enough pot in them to get them ripped.
This Is Totally Super Likely To Happen.
Someone could spend a fair amount of money getting random kids high!
You just don't know how crazed marijuana addicts think. Why do you think they are out on the playgrounds pushing this stuff to our children? To get them addicted, that's why!
This is another horror brought upon us by all those drug dealers who love to give away free drugs to everyone.
Most of the edibles I've had in CO didn't have much pot flavor. I could make the mistake of thinking they're unspecial if I didn't store them differently.
Confession: I've gotten my cat high because it was hilarious, so I can absolutely see the appeal of handing this stuff out. That said, I can't see any situation where giving it to random kids makes any sense at all. You don't even get to see them walk into things! Also, getting beat up by their parents, being thrown into the cement rape cage for years, etc.
Getting cats high is one of the funnier things to do...when you're high yourself. A good way is to blow your exhalations onto their ears (blood vessels very close to the surface) using a paper towel tube.
Animal abuser!
I once had a dog, Aussie, that loved beer. He would really slurp it down. One time I got him too drunk and he jumped up on the coffee table we had in front of the sofa, stood there for a moment and just fell over the edge on his side and lay there for a few minutes before getting up and staggering away to sleep it off.
Would this also work for dogs? I've thought about maybe throwing my dog a bone, so to speak, but I'm just not sure about it.
She can't really give informed consent, but if she would enjoy it as much as I would, I'd consider it.
For Halloween? Do you hand out little chocolate bunnies and Cadbury eggs too, Jacob?
I would trick-or-treat multiple times at a house that gave out Cadbury eggs.
Riven carried two extra costumes just for that purpose. Plus one was reversible.
"Well, *these* candies aren't pot-infused, so you're safe. Or would be safe if there was any more candy for you to eat."
"I don't want you to be my food-taster any more, Daddy."
"Shut up and eat your Halloween broccoli."
For Halloween this year, I'm going as Maureen Dowd?
1) Wear a dress.
2) Lay on the floor with a panicked look on your face and refuse to move.
Why would I waste good dope on trick or treaters?
Every time I bring up how incredibly unlikely this is, someone has an anecdote about it totally happening to someone they heard about in some town far away. Never documented, and never nearby, by some strange coincidence.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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