FBI Director Scolded for 'Making Light' of Marijuana Use

FBI Director James Comey was chastised by Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Alabama) this afternoon for "mak(ing) light of marijuana use" in recent comments. At a conference over the weekend, Comey reported that the FBI had authorization to hire 2,000 new cyber-crime fighters—but there was one problem: "I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview," Comey said.
For letting this little acknowledgement of reality slip, Comey faced condemnation from Sen. Sessions on Capitol Hill Wednesday. Comey was there to talk about the threat posed by Chinese and Al Qaeda hackers. But Sen. Sessions wanted to get in a good scolding first.
"I was very disappointed in a Wall Street Journal article May 20 in which you seemed to make light of marijuana use by those who'd like to work for the FBI," said Sessions, telling Comey he was going to give him "a little perspective."
Do you understand that that could be interpreted as one more example of leadership in America dismissing the seriousness of marijuana use, and that could undermine our ability to convince young people not to go down a dangerous path?
Explain yourself, young man! For his part, Comey sat there with a bemused smirk on his face the entire time, really adding to the high-school principal lecturing some hoodlum for bathroom reefer effect.
"I am determined not to lose my sense of humor, but unfortunately there I was trying to be both serious and funny," offered Comey in response to Sessions' badgering. After invoking changes in "young people's and states'" attitudes toward marijuana, he pointed out that the FBI currently bans marijuana use for three years prior to hiring.
"I did not say that I am going to change that ban," said Comey, "but I have to grapple with the change in my workforce."
Watch the whole exchange below.
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"Who cares about your realism, compared to the empty symbolism of my demand for a united front?"
"You think competing with cyber criminals is JOKE?!"
Sessions is Mr. Mackey?
DRUGS UR BAD, MM'KAY
They gotta walk in that bathroom and see your rancid duke, propped up against
the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll.
Oh. Oh, that's giving me a clue. Yea-yeah, I've got a raging clue right now.
So wait, who was responsible for 9/11?
A bunch of pissed off Muslims. What, are you retarded?
"Comey and Sessions" sounds like a bad TV show or a good massage parlor.
"It's the Comey and Sessions Show! Also starring Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, and Vicki Lawrence!"
When you make the director of the FBI look reasonable, you're doing it wrong.
Ha. Good point.
The FBI Director essentially admitted the War on Drugs is a complete joke that is actually hurting our safety in a material way. (Okay, maybe it's not a bad thing that the FBI can't fill its positions but that's a different argument.) Of course there'll be a panic attack by those whose political/financial careers are built on supporting the War on Drugs.
Dope's legal once enough Sessions-vintage punch out; leaving a political majority of people who know damage of the drug war much as damage of the drugs.
Like textbook Communism, prohibition ends when its own children - those who grew up under the regime - gain political power through term limits of sheer time.
I'd respect Comey Dog a lot more if he'd have just said, "Suck my motherfuckin' dick, griefer."
"I don't know, Senator, I'm pretty baked right now. Dave's not here."
Let's not make light of it: Senator Sessions may be a little behind the times.
I have been in the same room with Jeff Sessions. I have even spoken with him.
Trust me, he's an idiot. The King of Idiots.
The King? Really? Did Chucky Bitchtits die?
Sessions has no clue what he's saying. Either idiot or dementia.
How many of you were hearing this in your mind before watching that video?
Be honest, now.
Badger?!? Where?
Stupid Party's gonna stupid.
It's not advisable to insult the appropriators.