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Politics

Friday Funnies: Hillary's Failing Grade on Benghazi

Henry Payne | 1.24.2014 7:00 AM

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    If she's mad now, just wait until she turns the card over and reads her grades.

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      Are you sure she can read? This might be a public school.

    2. Pompey   11 years ago

      *enthusiastic standing ovation*

  2. Snark Plissken   11 years ago

    Actually the MSM and Shrieky gave her an A+. Fake scandal!

  3. Suthenboy   11 years ago

    Hey Payne, that yeller hair is long gone. It's white now.

    1. John Galt   11 years ago

      On my display it usually appears a very sickly, pale greenish-grey. Which is okay because it compliments her pasty. unhealthy looking skin very well.

      1. Almanian (yeah, I said it)   11 years ago

        Wow! I haven't seen a monochrome monitor since the 80's!

        Do you run a Wang computer?

        /throwback

        1. db   11 years ago

          We used to giggle at the "Wang"-labled 5.25" floppy disks in the comp lab in high school.

          1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

            Anyone else know people who thought the "double-sided" label meant the disk could be put in upside down to write on the other side like an audio cassette?

            1. Cdr Lytton   11 years ago

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.....ippy_disks

          2. Ted S.   11 years ago

            Floppy disks? I had a TI-99/4A and used cassette tapes.

            1. Swiss Servator, Befehl!   11 years ago

              *harrumphs and reaches for stack of punch cards*

              1. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

                all my comments are written on a wet clay tablet with a reed stylus. What the orphan does thereafter to get them onto H&R is not my concern

                1. Almanian (yeah, I said it)   11 years ago

                  ifh FTW, monocle sytle

                  1. Almanian (yeah, I said it)   11 years ago

                    sorry for my lexdysia - "style"

                2. Ted S.   11 years ago

                  So that's why all your comments suck. It's the orphans' fault.

                  1. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

                    that's right. What's your excuse?

                    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

                      My comments are brilliant. You just don't understand them because you're an Aussie and talk funny.

  4. BigT   11 years ago

    Nixon wearing a yellow wig and a dress?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

      "I am not a coattail rider! GAH!"

  5. John Galt   11 years ago

    Smart work labeling her, Payne, my first guess would have been she's the "Grandmother of the Jewish people" Golda Meir.

    1. PM   11 years ago

      Golda Meir? Golda my ass!

  6. John Galt   11 years ago

    What is it about truth that makes it so funny.

  7. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

    I see the creepy dummy, but where's the ventriloquist?

    1. John Galt   11 years ago

      Now that is funny.

    2. SugarFree   11 years ago

      One and the same. She has her hand up her own ass and you can barely see her lips move when she perjures herself.

      1. itsnotmeitsyou   11 years ago

        Normally I'd find a woman with her hand up her own ass to be quite erotic.

        Thanks for ruining yet another fetish for me, SF.

        1. SugarFree   11 years ago

          I do what I can.

  8. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Why is she sitting on a phone book w/ a bumper sticker on it? Do we need to be TOLD she's running for Prez?

  9. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    OMAHA! OMAHA!

    1. Swiss Servator, Befehl!   11 years ago

      *lurches into neutral zone*

      Damn!

  10. Almanian (yeah, I said it)   11 years ago

    Awful, thefore perfect. And grossly untimely, as a bonus. WE'VE MOVED ON DOT ORG FROM THE PHONY SCANDALS, PAYNE.

    Anyone check out Mr. Payne's contributions from the Detroit Auto Show? He's a Car Guy, in addition to scribbling for cash on the side....
    http://www.detroitnews.com/art.....how-wheels

  11. Zakalwe   11 years ago

    So that's what Dr. V looked like, but why not include the putter?

  12. Monkey's Uncle   11 years ago

    What difference at blah blah blah-blah-blah?

  13. Pompey   11 years ago

    So that's what the evil puppet from the Saw movies looks like without the white makeup!

  14. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Dear Mr. Payne,

    Please don't quit your day job; provided you have a job and aren't actually living in your mom's basement surrounded by a mountain of HeMan action figures.

    Signed,

    Me

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      I think this might be his day job.

    2. db   11 years ago

      To be honest, I was convinced for a while that you were Henry Payne.

  15. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Detroit has gone from zero-to-wow in four short years.

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wheee!

    Now, THAT'S funny.

    1. db   11 years ago

      Dude, the Chrysler commercials say so, so. So.

  16. Kaptious Kristen   11 years ago

    Why does Estelle Harris care about Benghazi? Fricken actors getting involved in politics...

  17. GILMORE   11 years ago

    I don't get it.

    No really, I don't.

  18. pob   11 years ago

    my neighbor recently bought a stunning gold Lexus GS 350 Sedan just by parttime work from a laptop... navigate to this site W? o? r? k? s? 7? 7? .? ?? ?? ??

  19. Almanian (yeah, I said it)   11 years ago

    iI prefer the cartoons

    Then you're one step from suicide! Call the prevention hotline, stat!!!

  20. BigT   11 years ago

    Detroit has gone from zero-to-wow in four short years.

    Tell that to the auditors and city manager.

    Detroit has gone from viable-to-bankrupt in four short decades.

    FIFY

  21. Loki   11 years ago

    I'll leave this here.

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