Friday Funnies: Hillary's Failing Grade on Benghazi

Henry Payne | 1.24.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

If she's mad now, just wait until she turns the card over and reads her grades.
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  Are you sure she can read? This might be a public school.
2. Pompey 11 years ago
  
  *enthusiastic standing ovation*
Snark Plissken 11 years ago

Actually the MSM and Shrieky gave her an A+. Fake scandal!
Suthenboy 11 years ago

Hey Payne, that yeller hair is long gone. It's white now.
1. John Galt 11 years ago
  
  On my display it usually appears a very sickly, pale greenish-grey. Which is okay because it compliments her pasty. unhealthy looking skin very well.
  1. Almanian (yeah, I said it) 11 years ago
    
    Wow! I haven't seen a monochrome monitor since the 80's!
    
    Do you run a Wang computer?
    
    /throwback
    1. db 11 years ago
      
      We used to giggle at the "Wang"-labled 5.25" floppy disks in the comp lab in high school.
      1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
        
        Anyone else know people who thought the "double-sided" label meant the disk could be put in upside down to write on the other side like an audio cassette?
        
        Cdr Lytton 11 years ago
        
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.....ippy_disks
      2. Ted S. 11 years ago
        
        Floppy disks? I had a TI-99/4A and used cassette tapes.
        
        Swiss Servator, Befehl! 11 years ago
        
        *harrumphs and reaches for stack of punch cards*
        
        invisible furry hand 11 years ago
        
        all my comments are written on a wet clay tablet with a reed stylus. What the orphan does thereafter to get them onto H&R is not my concern
        
        Almanian (yeah, I said it) 11 years ago
        
        ifh FTW, monocle sytle
        
        Almanian (yeah, I said it) 11 years ago
        
        sorry for my lexdysia - "style"
        
        Ted S. 11 years ago
        
        So that's why all your comments suck. It's the orphans' fault.
        
        invisible furry hand 11 years ago
        
        that's right. What's your excuse?
        
        Ted S. 11 years ago
        
        My comments are brilliant. You just don't understand them because you're an Aussie and talk funny.
BigT 11 years ago

Nixon wearing a yellow wig and a dress?
1. Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
  
  "I am not a coattail rider! GAH!"
John Galt 11 years ago

Smart work labeling her, Payne, my first guess would have been she's the "Grandmother of the Jewish people" Golda Meir.
1. PM 11 years ago
  
  Golda Meir? Golda my ass!
John Galt 11 years ago

What is it about truth that makes it so funny.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

I see the creepy dummy, but where's the ventriloquist?
1. John Galt 11 years ago
  
  Now that is funny.
2. SugarFree 11 years ago
  
  One and the same. She has her hand up her own ass and you can barely see her lips move when she perjures herself.
  1. itsnotmeitsyou 11 years ago
    
    Normally I'd find a woman with her hand up her own ass to be quite erotic.
    
    Thanks for ruining yet another fetish for me, SF.
    1. SugarFree 11 years ago
      
      I do what I can.
Longtorso, Johnny 11 years ago

Why is she sitting on a phone book w/ a bumper sticker on it? Do we need to be TOLD she's running for Prez?
Longtorso, Johnny 11 years ago

OMAHA! OMAHA!
1. Swiss Servator, Befehl! 11 years ago
  
  *lurches into neutral zone*
  
  Damn!
Almanian (yeah, I said it) 11 years ago

Awful, thefore perfect. And grossly untimely, as a bonus. WE'VE MOVED ON DOT ORG FROM THE PHONY SCANDALS, PAYNE.

Anyone check out Mr. Payne's contributions from the Detroit Auto Show? He's a Car Guy, in addition to scribbling for cash on the side....
http://www.detroitnews.com/art.....how-wheels
Zakalwe 11 years ago

So that's what Dr. V looked like, but why not include the putter?
Monkey's Uncle 11 years ago

What difference at blah blah blah-blah-blah?
Pompey 11 years ago

So that's what the evil puppet from the Saw movies looks like without the white makeup!
Lord Humungus 11 years ago

Dear Mr. Payne,

Please don't quit your day job; provided you have a job and aren't actually living in your mom's basement surrounded by a mountain of HeMan action figures.

Signed,

Me
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  I think this might be his day job.
2. db 11 years ago
  
  To be honest, I was convinced for a while that you were Henry Payne.
The Late P Brooks 11 years ago

Detroit has gone from zero-to-wow in four short years.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wheee!

Now, THAT'S funny.
1. db 11 years ago
  
  Dude, the Chrysler commercials say so, so. So.
Kaptious Kristen 11 years ago

Why does Estelle Harris care about Benghazi? Fricken actors getting involved in politics...
GILMORE 11 years ago

I don't get it.

No really, I don't.
pob 11 years ago

my neighbor recently bought a stunning gold Lexus GS 350 Sedan just by parttime work from a laptop... navigate to this site W? o? r? k? s? 7? 7? .? ?? ?? ??
Almanian (yeah, I said it) 11 years ago

iI prefer the cartoons

Then you're one step from suicide! Call the prevention hotline, stat!!!
BigT 11 years ago

Detroit has gone from zero-to-wow in four short years.

Tell that to the auditors and city manager.

Detroit has gone from viable-to-bankrupt in four short decades.

FIFY
Loki 11 years ago

I'll leave this here.

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