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Politics

Friday Funnies: Presidential Junkyard

Henry Payne | 1.3.2014 7:00 AM

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Promises kept?

  2. Live Free or Diet   13 years ago

    Two cases where my predictions were right.
    I hate it when my predictions are right.
    Calgon take me away!

  3. invisible furry hand   13 years ago

    Bumper stickers on other cars in the Presidential Junkyard include:

    "If it's rockin', don't bother knockin"
    "Roll that beautiful jelly bean footage"
    "My other car is a drone"

    1. Jordan   13 years ago

      "Keep Honking; I'm putting you on the disposition matrix". Hmm, that may need a little work.

  4. Suthenboy   13 years ago

    Nothing about Afghanistan? Oh, I suppose there are so many of those that it needs it's own junkyard. Somewhere at the bottom of the heap is a chariot with Alexander's name on it, and I suspect under that others whose names are lost in the mists of time.

    Deciding to nation build afghanistan; brilliant!

    1. Suthenboy   13 years ago

      You know what? Now that I think about it, Obama needs a junkyard all to himself.

      I was just reading about the NYT claim of having a reporter in Benghazi on the scene the night of the attacks there. The more I think about it, the more outrageous that is. Either they are lying ( not unlikely ) or they know what happened and who did it and are keeping that info to themselves. Either way they are vile scum.

      1. Duke   13 years ago

        Look Suthenboy, if southern, right-wing, Christian teabaggers had not obstructed Our President, Obamacare would have been a soaring success and Benghazi would never have happened. And so on.

        1. Suthenboy   13 years ago

          *spits tuhbacky juice and hangs head in shame*

      2. some guy   13 years ago

        Either they are lying ( not unlikely ) or they know what happened

        You're assuming some base level of competence there. I wouldn't be surprised if they had someone on the ground that night and still have no clue what the hell happened.

      3. VG Zaytsev   13 years ago

        I was just reading about the NYT claim of having a reporter in Benghazi on the scene the night of the attacks there.

        I didn't know that they had a Four Seasons Hotel in Benghazi.

      4. Kyfho Myoba   13 years ago

        IIRC, the NYT kept a bunch of info about gubbmnt spying/torturing/some-criminal-behavior/something secret for about a year and a half. They are shills for power.

    2. Dweebston   13 years ago

      All Bush's fault.

    3. Doctor Whom   13 years ago

      This time, it'll be different. This time, it'll work. All those other people just did it wrong. (all-purpose rallying cry for statists)

    4. Snark Plissken   13 years ago

      Actually Alexander founded Kandahar as he was passing through, so he was more successful at 'nation-building' than the US in a much shorter time.

      1. Dweebston   13 years ago

        He didn't build that.

      2. Suthenboy   13 years ago

        I understand there are some pockets of Macedonians living there to this day.

        Fascinating.

    5. db   13 years ago

      Afghanistan will be on the next President's dime. You see, back in Bush's day it was the "necessary, just" war. Obama gets a pass on all bad stuff, so it will be a blemish on the next President.

  5. Longtorso, Johnny   13 years ago

    Maybe if we got a cartoonist who doesn't speak English we'd get one not so reliant on words to convey his 'message'.

    1. UnCivilServant   13 years ago

      But then we'd still have the chorus of "Needs More Labels" from the commentariat. It's a lose-lose here.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   13 years ago

        Bok-Payne is the definition of lose-lose.

    2. Swiss Servator, Pikes Forward!   13 years ago

      Bumperstickers in Chinese?

  6. Cdr Lytton   13 years ago

    This is about Cash for Clunkers, right? How come the previous owners didn't keep their vanity plates for their new rides?

    1. Pompey   13 years ago

      That is part of the deal for Cash For Clunkers, gummit keeps your vanity plates, duh!

    2. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      Votes for Clunkers?

  7. Pompey   13 years ago

    Why is the Presidential junkyard full of K cars?

    1. Suthenboy   13 years ago

      'Smack Daddy' Iococca isnt going to like that one bit.

  8. The Late P Brooks   13 years ago

    "Honk if you want my chauffeur to shoot you in the head"

  9. gaijin   13 years ago

    I wonder if the first lady's trunks are full of presidential junk?

  10. John Galt   13 years ago

    Yeah, but the stuff in real junkyards has some positive value.

  11. Will4Freedom   13 years ago

    I'm sorry, but I don't see it.

    Bush's "promise" to transform Iraq just didn't happen, dispite all the lives and treasure lost.

    Obama's "promise" to transform America is moving along, albeit more slowly than he would like, but we are NOT the same country we were 5 years ago.

    So his car would not be in the junk pile... especially since he's still in office... it would be cruising down the road past bill-boards reading "health care", "immigration", "gun control" and a road sign "socialsm with an arrow pointing straight.

    Make his car a convertible with his golf clubs in the back, arm resting on the door.. not a care in the world... he's got friends.

    1. neoteny   13 years ago

      "socialsm with an arrow pointing straight forward.

      FIFY

    2. PM   13 years ago

      For better and worse, Iraq is a much different country now than it was before the invasion.

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