A.M. Links: Government Shutdown Ends, Cory Booker Wins New Jersey Senate Seat, Nirvana a Nominee For Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

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Credit: quicheisinsane-Foter-CC-BY-NC-ND The government shutdown is over. By an overwhelming margin, the Senate passed a bill to fund the government and raise the debt ceiling. The bill was later passed by the House and signed by President Obama. For the role he played, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is taking flak from Tea Party members and his potential primary opponent. The bill was sprinkled with pork barrel spending, including $175,000 for the widow of the late Sen. Frank Lautenberg. During the House's vote, a stenographer had a rambling outburst about Freemasons.
- Newark Mayor Cory Booker has won a special election to represent New Jersey in the U.S. Senate.
- Motivated by the possibility of a pay raise or, alternatively, getting fired, public school teachers in Washington, D.C. are improving under a complex evaluation system.
- In a first of a kind study, The Global Slavery Index 2013 has determined that there are slaves in 162 countries, including the United States, Canada, and Western European nations.
- A bombing in north-west Pakistan during the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha killed a provincial lawmaker and seven others.
- Nirvana has been nominated to enter the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Other first-time nominees this year include Linda Ronstadt, Peter Gabriel, Hall & Oates, and Yes.
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During the House's vote, a stenographer had a rambling outburst about Freemasons.
She figured if everyone else in the House is going to make pointless stands she might as well get in on the action.
"He will not be mocked," the woman repeatedly said. "The greatest deception here is this is not one nation under God. It never was. The constitution would not have been written by freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters." It was unclear what prompted the outburst and the woman was led away by House staff shot by Capitol police.
FTFY
Wait, I thought the Constitution was written by FreeMasons, who served Lucifer. Are my conspiracy theory sources out of date? If only there were a book on paranoia in the USA!
Ted Cruz has elevated filibustering to a true art form.
BuSab!
Too sophisticated to even begin to understand.
When I worked at Honeywell, we would have these all-hands HR meetings in the auditorium. Well one time, in the middle of one of those meetings, a woman got up and began speaking in tongues. I figure the auditorium was similar to a large church and that's what triggered it for her.
So what was the aftermath like?
I imagine things were awkward around the water cooler for a while.
It was discussed, that's for sure.
Nirvana has been nominated to enter the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Other first-time nominees this year include Linda Ronstadt, Peter Gabriel, Hall & Oates, and Yes.
Hall & Oates are rock'n'roll?
Madonna apparently is.
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The term Rock n Roll has always been used loosely when it comes to music awards.
Also, has there been a song from the last 50 years that has been used more often in film montages then 'You Make My Dreams Come True' by HnO?
I think the Bee Gees made it in. I am submitting my application for the introduction of the Bay City Rollers.
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y, Night!
AAUGHH!!!
Fucking brain worm!
You, Sir, are lower than Congress or Whale Shit.
I'll be repeating those letters all day, now [S-A, T-U-R, D-A-Y, Night]
Yes, it really puts the "turd" in Saturday...
Right May, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The soccer game's about to begin!
The Bee Gees were a Beatlesque pop-rock band before the disco success.
There isn't a white guy soul hall of fame. So they got to go somewhere.
The Righteous Brothers keep Michael McDonald tied up in their garage, so there's that
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame seems to consider all popular music to be "Rock and Roll" except for dance/electronic music and country music made after 1980.
I'm good with that.
And prog.
Although that is starting to change, finally.
I visited the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame Museum recently.
Don't go. It sucks.
In enjoyed it immensely. 3 or 4 hours at a time were plenty though. I wouldn't travel to Cleveland from afar for just that. I will definately go back. Had a Stones exhibit when I was there which was great.
Regrettably I only went to one museum in Cleveland - the Crawford Auto Aviation Collection at the Western Reserve Historical Society. If you want to see cars from the earliest days to the (almost) present, they have a nice assortment.
The Rock and Roll H of F seemed? dinky from the outside.
I saved myself the trip to Cleveland and the inevitable let-down at the museum, and just popped an old Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers CD into my 1990s era boombox.
Anything that's rock 'n' roll's fine.
The fact that Yes is a first time nominee tells you everything that is wrong with the Rock and Roll HoF.
Wrong that they're being nominated at all or wrong that it took them this long?
This long.
They should have been in at their 25th anniversary.
All of the great prog bands have been kept out.
Who besides Yes? Crimson? I thought Genesis was already in, and Rush, if you want to count them.
If you think Marillion's getting in, let alone the likes of Gentle Giant, you got another thing coming.
Rush was this year though. Another that should have been in a long time ago.
Yes and KC and Tull would satisfy me.
Forgot about Tull. I agree, I don't expect any more or less than that.
Then again, I don't really care.
I can't go for that. No can do.
NOOOOOO-ahhh
Search for Adam Carolla ranting on Loveline about H+O "maneater". Really funny. I'm too lazy to link it for you bastards.
I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL PHIL COLLINS RULES THEM ALL
He already does.
Oh. Good then. Just checking.
"Hall & Oates are rock'n'roll?"
Are you suggesting that you cant go for that?
Linda Rondstadt is? I thought she sang pop.
Rush just got in and Yes is not yet in? Sorry Nirvana needs to wait for 40 years or even better, forever.
The bill was sprinkled with pork barrel spending, including $175,000 for the widow of the late Sen. Frank Lautenberg.
Congress, where dumbfuckery has been elevated to an art form.
Also:
Another section of the bill hikes funding for projects along the Ohio River, portions of which flow through Illinois and Kentucky, states represented by Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.
The bill boosts money for the projects by $2.1 billion, from an original $775 million to $2.9 billion: "Section 3(a)(6) of Public Law 100-676 is amended by striking both occurrences of '$775,000,000? and inserting in lieu thereof, '$2,918,000,000.'"
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., defended the Ohio River dam project, saying the project will actually save taxpayers money. "This is not an earmark. It saves the taxpayers lots of money and enables the Corps of Engineers to continue a project," Reid told reporters at a news conference Wednesday night.
*Breaks down and sobs*
The notorious Government multiplier hard at work.
Nothing left to cut.
Good to see that OGL compromised on that "clean bill" nonsense. Oh wait, that was "the world" demanding a clean bill, not OGL.
Reminds me of when my wife would go oj a shopping spree and come home and told me that I won't believe how much money she saved me.
How else was the widow of a man worth $60 million supposed to survive?
He was a HERO
What the fuckity fuck fuck?
Could they be a just a little more brazen?
My reaction exactly. They don't even bother hiding their thievery anymore.
This would kill the deal he had with Rand and Ted Cruz to not support a primary challenger, right?
God willing. Imma donate to any challenger.
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!
Diner attacks restaurant with chainsaw
How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat??
A question as old as time. Will a scientific consensus ever be made?
No, Time was on Dark Side of the Moon. It's clearly older than The Wall.
I have seen "The Wall" too many damn times. Of course back in HS, when I was hanging out with two cheerleaders turned stoners, it seemed like a good idea. Whatever the gals wanted...
How'd it work out? Did you score or get friend-zoned?
Hmmm... drunken make out with the hottest one who I was the most crazy about. Ended up being the 2-3mo boyfriend of the other.
So it worked out perfectly. Well done sir.
See you did it wrong. Ignore the "hotter" one while paying attention to the less hot one and BAM hot one drags you into a closet and face rapes you. Easy peasy
I did not have such wisdom back then.
PS: Weren't those the former initials of poster Snark Plissken? And he lives in the Czech Republic.
Why do you think I changed my moniker?
public school teachers in Washington, D.C. are improving under a complex evaluation system.
How do we know the students aren't teaching the teachers to teach to the evaluation system?
+1 scantron
The Lambda Factor
...Gay men (who did not realize their orientation until late) get divorced, they lose custody of their kids, they get fired and discriminated against because of their gender, just like straight men. Gay men have lost the same economic power that straight men have. Indeed, the vast majority of their non-gay-oriented interests and issues are identical to those of straight men. If it wasn't for the current political climate on the Right, I think we'd see a flood of gay men supporting male issues and interests. The very existence of the Log Cabin Republicans bears this out.
And if you think YOU get pissed off about your taxes going to support entitlement programs for single mothers, you should just hear a table full of angry gay men discuss the subject. Ouch....
...It is time for the Manosphere to back off the homophobia and start recognizing our legitimate allies in this struggle. Gay men are not the enemy. They don't want to see every man turn gay. They don't even want to encourage more men to be gay, necessarily ? they just want to ensure that it is safe for men who are gay to be so without undue hardship. (The rest of us could stand to work out more . . . eye candy . . .) Their alliance with the Left is almost solely based around the single issue of gay rights, and once gay marriage and military service is off the table most are happy to get involved in issues of more interest to all men....
I would be fine with a large percentage of other men turning gay.
"Hello ladies.... In fact, I do enjoy intercourse with females!"
Patriarch!
Hisses and points.
That's true; in addition to less competition for women, there would be less competition for manly jobs like being a patriarch, executive, or president.
You are not supposed to hiss, you are supposed to open your mouth and wail like Donald Sutherland at the end of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' and then point.
Whatever turned a large percentage of men gay would probably also turn a large percentage of women lesbian. 😉
I haven't seen any evidence that Golden Girls turns women into lesbians.
I can't tell you how many conversations I've had with gay friends who consider themselves moderate or independent because they are "culturally left and fiscally right" (forget for right now that the right doesn't really care about fiscal responsibility). Yet they only vote Democrat for this one issue.
The right is really determined to have a very politically active subset of voters as their enemy.
When did the GOP care about fiscal responsibility?
1926? OK, I will give you that.
They don't, hence my clarifier in paranthesis above.
I'm talking about messaging, not policy.
the right doesn't really care about fiscal responsibility
He covered that plug. But keep on pretending we are all Republican fanboys and that you are anything but a leftist.
OK, give me a technical foul then.
I want the LP to emerge as a successful third party and all these make-out sessions with the GOP drive off at least 1/3 of possible supporters.
finally some honesty PB - you want the LP to rise for no reason other than your belief that it helps the Dems electorally.
Indeed. As soon as the LP bad mouths the latest 1,000 page liberty-crushing abomination that Congress and the President shit out, or the latest TEAM BLUE gun control scheme, he'll flip his shit.
Bullshit. I am 100% opposed to any gun legislation.
I am also not the least concerned that any will pass.
Which is why you defended California's latest gun regs as being "good for first time gun owners" and spent so much time defending Obama's proposed regs as no big deal.
BZZZZZT! ACTIVATE TALKING POINTS! BUSHPIGS! CHRIST-FAGS!
They risk alienating a reliable base for the hope of another, smaller voting bloc. Homosexual men are a more natural fit with libertarians, assuming we could get our smaller, yet still quite loud SoCon faction to shut the fuck up about stuff that doesn't matter to the larger project of promoting liberty.
Gays a group tend to own their own businesses and be more entrepreneurial. The gays I know tend to be the opposite of the black people I know. Black people tend to be very socially conservative but pretty economic liberal and really believe in the social safety net and government regulation. Gays in contrast are very socially liberal but in my experience have been very economically conservative. They are very much natural libertarians. A lot of it is that the left was able to infiltrate and co-opt the gay rights movement like they do every other movement.
Manly Evangelical Leadership needs a scapegoat for family breakdown. Since women really run churches (they give most of the time and money), Manly Evangelical Leadership has to submit to them to keep revenue flowing and butts in the seats, which is the basis of their continued employment. So we see the stress on submission and obedience (overcompensating by forcing all males in the congregation into a hierarchy w/ them at the top), and the anti gay hysteria.
If Manly Evangelical Leadership condemned divorce (like Jesus, who was silent about gays, did), their jobs would be at stake. Can't have that. EEEEK!! It's a gay man under the bed!!
Johnny,
Divorce is the real problem. Divorce causes more harm and poverty than sodomy ever did. What amazes me about our society is that we are still totally prudish and judgmental about adultery but have nothing to say about divorce. We will condemn some man or woman for having one night stand on a business trip. But that same person can walk away from their marriage and leave their children in a broken home for the most selfish and shallow of reasons and be almost congratulated for being willing to be true to themselves.
I would argue poor and pressured marriage decisions cause divorce so does that mean organized religion is to blame for the decline of the "family unit"?
-- By Jack Handy
Effin' Faggots! I keed. I'm pretty socon, but yeah, I don't push my values on others (except my kids, the little shitbirds. But I think you can get Log Cabin types, but we're still talking 2% of the population (some disagree). I think Gays have outsized power due to Geffen and Hollywood gays giving buku bucks to Dems and being mean to gays turns off a lot more straight people.
assuming we could get our smaller, yet still quite loud SoCon faction to shut the fuck up about stuff that doesn't matter to the larger project of promoting liberty.
BUT GOVERNMENT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE MARRIAGE BUSINESS!!!!!
Our neighbor is running for alderman as an independent for that very reason. He's fiscally conservative, very much a small-government kind of guy, but he's gay, so there goes any Republican backing.
That's one of the many reasons I stopped supporting Republicans and went full-blown Libertarian. They're Democrats with different preferences. They're just a different flavor of statist, really.
Nailed it, Johnny. Of course, I've been saying that for years.
Then why isnt 5% of so of the US population (1/2 of 10%), in the LP?
Perhaps teh gaiz should be encouraged to focus the energy they used to be successful at endeavors such as interior decorating, fashion, the arts, etc., to bringing down Jezebel and other modern feminist a-holes.
bringing down Jezebel and other modern feminist a-holes.
The male gaiz + the male gaze = patriarchy with flair
The 'Fabulous' Male Gaze?
Can we get it trademarked?
Like this:
The Fabulous Male Gaze?
I will work on the infomercial script and get back to you.
"They don't want to see every man turn gay."
[citation needed]
Well, just the HAWT ones.
Their alliance with the Left is almost solely based around the single issue of gay rights
If this were true, the fiscally conservative half of gays would be Libertarians.
'Youthful prisoners' subject to sexual abuse in Michigan, proposed class-action lawsuit alleges
Sex abuse in youth prisons is a scandal that makes the Catholic church scandal seem like a minor affair. It is rampant and horrible. So horrible, I think one of the reasons why no on will report on it is because not even the worst muckraking report wants to see the truth.
You also have to factor in the nasty streak in many people that youth offenders deserve whatever happens to them because they broke the "law."
That too. They also tend to be poor. And this society like a lot of society dehumanizes the hell out of the poor. If such things were going on in high end boarding schools and happening to the right kind of kids, it would be a huge scandal.
+1 Brideshead Revisited
It was very consensual in Brideshead. A little sodomy during school was apparently expected among the English upper class.
This is Sparta?
Thebes.
Cruel and unusual punishment, IMO.
Yet the kids at Penn State have to vacate 11 seasons of football victories because some administration assholes wanted to "protect" the school's reputation.
while a seventh inmate accuses female corrections officers of coercing him into having sex.
Considering the kind of women who become COs, this sounds just as horrible as the prospect of being locked up in Warty's Special Room.
I'm imagining Anne Ramsey.
shudders
I spent a month in jail once, which isn't that long, but I can report that after a while of not seeing any women, ANY female starts to look pretty good. The bulky 50 year old CO who tossed me clean laundry once a week wouldn't have been turned down.
As I was going through the process of being released, an incredibly beautiful, petite sheriff's officer was in the same hallway. I now know I have no supernatural powers because the way I was staring would have made her clothes burst into flame. For her part, she looked disgusted and walked away.
^Not trying to say the minors weren't abused.
This whole thing reminds me of the movie Sleepers. That is a great movie.
It's Thursday, people. Let's work hard to observe Troll Free Thursday. Those that like can go back to Troll Feeding tomorrow.
HEAR HEAR!!
Seconded.
I WILL NOT COMMENT IN AN ECHO CHAMBER. I, for one, welcome dissenting opinion and will engage with anyone in constructive dialogue to come to a consensus about how I'm right.
White Indian
White Indian
White Indian
*poof*
THATS NOT FUNNY!
Can we still mock them ruthlessly?
Yes, mock away. "Dave's not here" and "Who farted?" are appropriate responses for today, as is this whole thing...
HE WILL NOT BE MOCKED!!!
But they look so hungry. Like a dog begging for scraps from the table.
I know, I know, but if you don't feed them they stop begging...and then you can really mess with them later.
Shreek is not a troll, he is the most purest libertarian of us all. We are the trolls on Shreeks libertarian comment board.
/sarc
How can I be a troll when I vote LP every presidential election (04,08 excepted)?
Dave's not here.
Well if he isn't who just farted?
Newark Mayor Cory Booker has won a special election to represent New Jersey in the U.S. Senate.
In Jersey voters' defense, he was the only celebrity on the ballot.
"He's just so clean and articulate!"
He will be our next President or Vice President.
Bank on it.
He is exactly what the left needs - an absolutely empty vessel into which they can pour all their hopes and assumptions. It will probably work out great.
I'll tell you what difference it makes!
/Hilldog
he was the only celebrity on the ballot.
and an action hero at that!
Hey, neanderthals, how's it feel to get your asses kicked? Sorry your plan to starve America's poor kids didn't work out, thanks to some real Americans getting together to make a deal that benefits everyone--including you.
Dave's not here, man.
I think he farted though...
Crop dusted and walked out, eh? He is NOT welcome here any more!
I was crop dusting the grocery store yesterday.
I crop dust on my commuter train sometimes. Lulz...
Restoras is just testing us with an alternate handle. Stay strong.
Don't lock eyes with 'em, don't do it. Puts 'em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming "No, no, no" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?" Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.
Free cake? Yummy!
Are you calling Senator Lautenburg's starving widow a Neanderthal?
TRACTOR PULLZ!
Bacon and beer milkshake to be sold at NASCAR race in Texas
In all seriousness, do they even have tractor pulls much anymore? Since ESPN decided to just broadcast sports center and variations of two idiots screaming at one another all day, they aren't on TV anymore.
They still have them, but they are sort of folded in with the monster truck type stuff. Around here they are more like concerts, in that they wouldn't want it to be on TV because it would hurt ticket sales.
That are oddly compelling in their own way. There is something kind of cool about having the money and the time to stick three Allison V12 engines on a tractor frame and seeing what it can do.
It's kick-ass. Even I, growing up in suburbia, only had to trek a few miles out to a county fair to watch tracker pulls as a wee lad.
Gotta find some to bring my kids to.
To add to the useless knowledge banks...I beleive the US National Tractor Pull Championships are held in the major metropolitan area known as Bowling Green Ohio.
It's on the "Ocho", John.
Bacon and beer? Is such a thing possible?
Hmm...I was just pondering that. Maybe if you cook up some bacon and toss it in the secondary. I'd be a little worried about contamination, though. I think you'd have to cook the bejeezus out of it and then like flash-freeze that shit down to room temp. Probably help if you trim the fat off, too, and everybody knows that's the best part.
Fermented bacon grease?
They need to make a bacon and tequila milkshakes, then I'm in.
I'll be in the lab...
Doesn't have bacon but I've had the tequila milkshake here.
The bourbon milkshake is already a thing, as is bacon bourbon. Combining those three seems like they would have a better shot at deliciousness.
the big trend at the GABF this year was a bunch of barrel aged bourbon beers...seriously wtF?
Seriously - try it.
They've been very popular here for the last few years. I really like a few of them, but many [cough] robc [cough] consider them an abomination.
I don't really have many style purity issues. As long as it tastes good, I'm OK with how it's made. Country Boy brewery made a Rum-Barreled Double Brown that was amazing, maybe my favorite beer ever.
I had 7 while there. All were ok. But why don't they use a scotch barrel and smoked malt? Bourbon (sorry Kentucky SteviaMan) lacks as an adjunct to beer.
One of the judges was saying it was a trend starting two or three years ago but this year there were DOZENS of entries.
Meanwhile, the Pro-Am table was fucking awesome. I think I may have to focus on getting into it. Maybe Kevin Delange or better yet, BIll Eye could be my pro. Unfortunately you don't pick your pro.
Its not about style purity, I just dont like my bourbon and beer mixing.
The flavor combo sucks.
The bourbon beers are delicious 9but overpriced) and the bacon bourbon is an affront to humanity.
I'm sold after the Innis & Gunn cask aged beers. I haven't tried the bourbon casks.
Brewery Name
New Belgium Brewing Company:
Coconut Curry Hefeweizen, Transatlantique Kriek
Brewery Ommegang:
Ommegang Scythe & Sickle
7venth Sun Brewing Company:
Graffiti Orange
Arvada Beer Company:
Watertower Wheat
Finch's Beer Company:
Fascist Pig Ale
Carolina Brewery:
Copperline Amber Ale
21st-Amendment Brewery:
Hell or High Watermelon Wheat, Back in Black
Prost Brewing Company:
Altfränkisches Dunkel Bier
Chama River Brewing Co.:
Bonus Czech
Dillon DAM Brewery:
Sweet George's Brown
Ritual Brewing Co.:
Wit's End
High Noon Saloon & Brewery:
Tonganoxie Honey Wheat
Mother Earth Brewing:
Bohemian Pilsner
Coalition Brewing Company:
Sourpuss, Bump's Bitter
Christian Moerlein Brewing:
Christian Moerlein OTR
Goose Island Beer Company:
Sofie
Bayou Teche Brewing:
Cocodrie, Boucanee, Miel Sauvage
Big River Grille and Brewing:
Rocket Red
Lynnwood Brewing Concern:
Bill and Ted's Excellent Amber
Right Brain Brewery:
Empire Spear Beer
Taos Mesa Brewing:
Old' 96 Sticke Alt
Kootenai River Brewing Company:
Grizzly Ale
Joseph James Brewing Co., Inc.:
Red Fox RIS, JJ 5th Anniversary Beer, JJ Smokin' Poles, Citra Rye Pale Ale
Elysian Brewing Company:
Dark O' The Moon
Gore Range Brewery:
Barrel Aged Saison, Bourbon Barrel Aged Porter ,Fly Fisher Red
Woodfour Brewing Co.:
Berliner Weisse, 100% Brettanomyces Pale Ale
Asher Brewing Company:
Green Lantern Organic Koslch
a sampling of what I tried...there were many more but I was too obliterated to keep track
Sofie is truly a delight.
I thought Berliner Weisse was the big trend this year. Bourbon barrel aged beers are so 2012.
Barrel aged bourbon beers are too much. I'd rather just drink a beer with a bourbon on the side.
There's a restaurant near here that specializes in exotic milkshakes. I don't know about bacon and beer, but alcoholic peanut butter and jelly milkshakes are pretty awesome.
I eat a low carb diet, so beer or jelly is a no-no. The milkshake must be made with whole cream - not whole milk.
I need to take care of my figure - cannot be consuming carby nastiness like beer and jelly.
Let me guess...the owners wear skinny jeans, porkpie hats and scraggly neards.
Don't forget the scarf and black frame glasses.
How do those guys EVER get laid? Even I probably couldn't with those handicaps (and the fact I am married and would die a horrible death, but lets assume this is before marriage).
They do, but they cry a lot afterwards and a countdown clock starts on the six months it takes for the girl to "realize" she's a lesbian.
Not really. I said they specialize in milkshakes but their real specialty is fine hamburgers. With all kinds of exotic meats and toppings. There is no way anyone there will fit into skinny jeans for long. Nor any way hipsters could afford to frequent the place.
Meh, we have an exotic hamburger place around here that is very hipster friendly. And I've seen some large sized "skinny" jeans around too.
...The Global Slavery Index 2013 has determined that there are slaves in 162 countries, including the United States, Canada, and Western European nations.
In America it's Adrian Peterson.
You are all drafted NFL players. We keep you alive to serve this team. So run well, and live?
Well, if they were slaves, then we wouldn't have to worry about concussions and stuff like that. And they could be trained to play from birth, first pushing a wheel around for some reason no one is clear on.
Love that scene...I got the workout video and millstone that folds under my bed. I now have HUGE shoulders.
I got the workout video and millstone that folds under my bed. I now have HUGE shoulders.
you should see the version that works the inner thighs!
All pro sports should do away with the draft and stop rewarding bad teams. Do away with salary caps as well and let the owners who want to win really go for it, and the teams to gravitate to cities that can afford them.
The Global Slavery Index 2013 has determined that there are slaves in 162 countries, including the United States...
Wage slaves!!111!!!
Slaves to the man, man.
It's a Slave New World!
Fuck off, slavers!
It was unclear what prompted the outburst and the woman was led away by House staff. The vote was completed, and the House passed the bill.
As best as I can tell, the stenographer didn't vote to pass the bill so at this point I prefer her to hold office over most others.
Unclear what prompted the outburst?? Nearly the entire government has been wailing and rending their garments over the excruciating austerity of the sequester (dah, dah, DAHHHHH!) and the "shutdown", and then they pass a bill with more pork than a hotdog factory. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised to see that someone's earmarked $75 mil. to study the impact of pony ownership on Congressional granddaughters.
Shit, she only went Freemason; I'm surprised she didn't go full Lovecraft.
Seriously, everyone know the masons are just lower level EOD.
Man's Best Friend - part MCXIX
Dog eats owner's toes while he's asleep
His foot was rotting away, so I'd say the dog did him a favor. Man's Best Friend can keep his title.
rotting away... from an accident 30 yrs ago! WTF
...Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is taking flak from Tea Party members and his potential primary opponent.
And the war between the GOP establishment and Tea Party begins in earnest.
Kentucky Kickback?
Yup. There has already been a pretty steady barrage of Anti-Mitch ads which have a distinctly TPA feel to them. Tippy the Turtle still has a huge war-chest though, and if he gets the nomination, I don't think there's a Dem that could oppose him. If it looks even close, I'm going to switch registration to vote against him in the primary.
What a maroon. Everyone knows the Lizard People are the real threat. Just ask Shriek.
Chemtrails, man...chemtrails!
The real threat is the American-Israeli [Empire].
BTW, "HERCULE TRIATHLON SAVINIEN" comes up frightening quickly as a google search autocomplete.
What do you expect. I was his presidential campaign manager. I know SEO bitch.
37 stone man forced to pay for two seats on jet finds they are rows apart
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....apart.html
When he sits around a fellow passenger, he sits around a fellow passenger!
Is it unfortunate that this man faces embarrassment? I think not. His size may be inconvenient for him but it is also inconvenient for everyone who shares space with him. If he is ashamed of being unable to fit in a normal sized seat then it is because he should be.
It is terrible that this man faces such shame for existing. Airplanes need to work harder to accommodate passengers of size, perhaps with a mandated extra aisle of larger seats. Of course these should come at no additional cost to the passenger of size. We need a law to protect these unfortunate victims.
I agree that they should have to pay for two seats because it fucking sucks having someone that big take up half your seat. But he did buy two seats, the airline should at least do that shit properly.
Thin privilege is being able to buy a single airplane seat and not forced to sit around a guy!
and on the journey home his seats were two rows apart.
Damn he takes up a lot of space!
When I used to fly at upwards of 350 pounds, one seat didn't really do the trick. I carried a lot of it as muscle mass too, and I still was involuntarily pushing the seat recline button in a lot of aircraft.
By an overwhelming margin, the Senate passed a bill to fund the government and raise the debt ceiling. The bill was later passed by the House and signed by President Obama.
The GOP had leverage and actually came away with less than they started with. Good job.
This is all because the vast majority of the American people were against this little stunt. Polls show how people's opinions have turned against the Tea Partiers, even those who supported them in the first place. At this point the movement is dead, dead, dead. Obama played y'all like suckerS!
Sure it is totally dead. The underlying problems and grievances that caused it to arise have totally been solved and we can just go back to pretending everything is fine. I wouldn't count on it going away there sport.
This was a win by the president and the GOP establishment for certain. The House had leverage and they gave it up. The Tea Party has been weakened by lack of will and slavishness to MSM reporting on politics and polls.
The numbers were meaningless. In a year voters won't care much about the shutdown, only what resulted from it. The Republicans as a whole fucked us over.
It is a win for the GOP establishment. That is for sure. The biggest problem is that small government supporters need to find a way to deal with the press. It is going to take a lot of dedication and some pretty extreme measures to fix things. But every time someone stands up and tries to make something happen, the press is there to blanket the country with a unified message that that person is a nut. You can't win the argument if you can't get your message out or it is being drowned out by a constant drone of the MSM. The MSM has to die before any real change can happen.
A relentless charm offensive is their only hope, but they have no one capable or willing to do that.
It wouldn't help. George W. Bush was from the right family and kissed the media's ass like no one else. He really charmed them. But they still hated him and did everything they could to destroy him.
And Bush was not an insurgent. He was part of the establishment. If someone like him can't charm them, a real insurgent doesn't have a chance. The media exists to protect the government and the Prog ideology and destroys anyone who is a threat to that or in Bush's case is outside the hive and has the nerve to win an election.
And how do you compete on charm when your message is "we need to stop promising free stuff to undeserving people"? The media doesn't want to hear it. The average American doesn't want to hear it. The only things we have to offer are freedom and responsibility. Most people are terrified of both.
I've come to the realization that people won't be convinced of the merits of limited government via the media or via any establishment institutions like Congress. For most, it will take complete economic collapse to realize the Dems and Repubs don't have the right answers.
Say it often, say it loud.
De Tocqueville was right.
Took a Frenchie to predict the outcome of the American experiment.
But they still hated him and did everything they could to destroy him.
Second term, yes. First term, he wanted war drums and boy did they deliver.
And it is not like they fabricated documents to.claim he was a deserter to keep him from being respected r anything. Give me a fucking break. How long can you assholes lie to yourselves about the media lying us into a war? Fuck you I was there and remember tell your bullshit to someone who doesn't know any better.
Don't lock eyes with 'em, don't do it. Puts 'em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming "No, no, no" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?" Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.
I'd say they made out like bandits. The congress creature's ideal job is to have no power (and thus no responsibility) save to slap his name on everything back in his home district or state a la the Exalted Cyclops Robert Byrd. Now the president basically has unilateral power to raise the debt ceiling, and the opposing party can feign outrage over his spendthrift ways while being free to engage in their own spendthriftiness. Win/win.
The Tea Party will probably increase its presence in the House because of the stunt, as mainstream GOP candidates lose primaries, so in that sense it was a long-game success.
And as you said, it gave ownership of the debt and Obamacare to the Democrats as that was who was seen defending them in the media.
Certainly, we'll be able to hear the MSM move on to coverage of the success of Obamacare's rollout. Especially as we approach the January 1 coverage date, right?
Oh certainly. That coverage won't be a reflection of reality, but it will happen anyway.
Japanese company unveils "Nyan Nyan Nouveau" red wine for cats
I'm disappointed they didn't put Nyan Cat on the label.
I don't think they're marketing this marinade properly.
Law of Urination: all mammals empty their bladders over the same duration
the physics of urination
Nice band name.
the physics of urination
The politics of dancing
Except for Hank Hill.
Nice standard deviation on that time measurement.
yeah, not exactly the type of grenade I would want to throw.
"Yeah, it blows up in 10 seconds, give or take 8 seconds".
ah, but with this Flomax treatment, you too can eliminate your deviant elimination time.
Yeah, that struck me as awfully high as well.
I was going to say - that's more than half the mean!
But it's still a pretty tight range for a gross (literally) biological function across thousands of species.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-back.html
They were doing that before they knew she posed for Playboy.
Women become more naive about males when they become mothers. They all think that their sweet boys would never make jokes about each other's moms.
Make jokes? Hell, Senior year I was banging a teacher and a friend's mom. (I would rather have been doing the girl instead of her mom, but I was stuck in the dreaded Friend Zone.)
We bow down to your greatness
"This thread is worthless without pics" as the old forum saying goes...
Maybe she wasn't interested because you were banging her mom?
In high school, any female under 40 was being pictured nude, and some of the ones over.
Whoa, that explains the people who ran screaming from my Algebra 2 classroom.
Dang, now I have a mental picture I can't get rid of. Think Jabba the Hutt....
Our Algebra 2 teacher was fresh out of college. Her first job as a teacher. Hubba hubba!
TMI, but constant boner for my Algebra 1 teacher. Embarrassing at times.
My Pre-cal teacher was mean, but that didn't make her any less hot.
More actually.
I had a hot French teacher... gawd, my 15yo self loved to watch her ass wiggle as she wrote on the chalkboard.
Yep! Spanish teacher in middle school, fresh out of school herself. Sweet Georgia accent too. How she ended up in Virginia, I never knew.
Tight pants were in style then, so the boner showed. I carried my books shifted forward in a vain attempt.
"I carried a boner under my belt, as was the style at the time."
I would never want to repeat those 3-4 years ever again. I get nostalgic about childhood but when the raging hormones started it sucked. I STILL have some left over pent up anger.
At the time I was on varying amounts of prednisone, which is a drug with a long list of side effects including mood swings. To this day I'm not sure how much of my anger was due to the pills and how much was due to puberty but either way, it was not a good situation.
In my opinion anyone who misses high school is a pathetic loser. I mean, spending your entire life looking back on your teenage years as the best years of your life? Fucking pathetic.
NOW, late elementary and early middle school were pretty awesome.
Nostalgia for events in one's past seems normal, given its prevalence. When it becomes the lens through which the majority of one's life is viewed, well then you've either reached old age or failed to reach adulthood 😉
The losers who never get over their resentment at not being part of the cool crowd in high school are vastly more pathetic and far outnumber the Al Bundy "I scored 3 TDs for Polk High!" types.
Some of them even get jobs in the media and spend the rest of their life trying to punish society for them not getting to fuck the head cheerleader or starting QB.
I liked easy chicks in HS. 1. they are usually very nice people. 2. they require little work to get their clothes off. 3. they typically don't go batshit insane on you. and Finally 4. they are easy to date if you dont go to the same school.
All 4 of those were incredibly false in my experience.
HUH...where were you raised?
The best girls where the ones I met in drama club. That was a gold mine. Besides that I don't really miss high school. College on the other hand...
I was in the recruiter's office the day after I turned 17 - even had an appointment. The only reason I finished high school was because SGT Waid said I had to and arranged a delayed enlistment (common procedure) for me to have the 6 months I needed to get the diploma.
Jeez, I wanted out of high school so bad - just wanted to get started being an adult and paying my own way as soon as it could happen. I had plenty of friends in high school but I knew it was not what I wanted to be doing.
Why not use this to their advantage? "Miss Deweese will pose nude for any student who can achieve full fluency in Spanish!"
HOLA! Yo tengo cocinar! Me yammo Bandit! Me gusta boobies!
Me gustan boobies. No nudity for you!
DAMN PLURALS
He also forgot all the ? characters. 😉
I don't think there were any ? characters necessary.
Best Spanglish phrase EVER.
Me gusta!
Donde esta la biblioteca, Senorita DeWeese?
I wonder how many male student were tardy for her classes? Offered to clean her chalk board? Mow her lawn?
Obligatory:
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well, teacher needs to see me after school.
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
From Nipsey Russell:
When you make love to a teacher,
You're bound to have an amazing night.
She'll make you do it again and again,
Until you get it right.
Offered to clean her chalk board? Mow her lawn?
Trim her bush?
So, what can we expect from the kids once they discover a "B" cup?
A bombing in north-west Pakistan during the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha killed a provincial lawmaker and seven others.
Hey, shouldn't you mention that it's one of the holiest festivals?
You keep Eid in your own way, and let them keep it in theirs!
Obviously a member of the KKK who has it coming:
Florida man sets self on fire while setting up cross-burning Halloween decoration
I'm guessing she wasn't particularly surprised.
She was there with the water hose.
Do you think she hesitated a little bit before putting him out?
Well now all I can think of is this scene from Harold and Kumar.
Florida Man is the world's worst super hero.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/uss.....t-LAX.html
Why is this news?
There were widespread fears that she was no longer looking stylish.
Emma is a cutie. She doesn't have much of a body. But she is pretty enough that the whole package still works.
She doesn't have much of a body.
wut
She is all skin and bone. No boobs, no hips. She is just a pencil. She not unattractive. She is not fat for sure. But she is not exactly Scarlett Johansson either.
Sorry, but I agree. She still looks like 13 trying to be 23.
I was surprised in the documentary This is the End that she wasn't Raptured up right away, but I guess staying through the Tribulation was her penance for portraying a Godless witch in the Harry Potter films.
Police prosecutor posts videos of himself using highly illegal drugs; angling for punishment rather less severe than a normal human being would get
They didn't shoot any of his dogs.
Further down in the article and good for a laugh:
That's funny!
In fairness, the guy is so stupid, is prison really the right place for him?
What is the difference between an illegal drug and a highly illegal drug?
It makes you higher?
WTF is "P"?
I guess I'm just not hip, or with-it or what ever it is that the young kids say.
She says police are quick to prosecute their own if there is any wrongdoing.
The paid suspensions are both automatic and immediate.
Today, Bloomberg Business News features David Pfloufe(? whatever) as a "special guest commentator". What does it say about the state of America that a guy with no known demonstrable business expertise or economic understanding gets to go on my teevee and pontificate about the economy, and the danger of reducing government spending by even one waffer-thin dime?
It seems to me an admission that political influence is more important in our modern economy than producing goods and services profitably.
Reminds me of this 30 Rock episode (one of the only ones where Tracy Morgan was actually funny)
Feds Studying How to Use Twitter For 'Depression Surveillance'
Yet another reason to not use Twitter.
When can we start killing all the sociology majors?
There seem to be a lot of totalitarian assholes who get sociology or psych degrees.
Sociology is the easiest degree to get that I came across during my undergraduate days. I lived with a guy in sociology who had less than 15 hours of class a week and really did no assignment work other than when he had to write a few essays at the end of term.
It is a joke of a degree.
I take comfort in the fact all of my congressional representatives voted against this abomination in their respective houses.
I am not going to bother checking, as I'm sure the result would be too depressing.
Unrelated meanderings:
My Milk Stout brew turned out to be damn tasty - the best thing I've made so far.
I'm still (slowly) working on my next tube amplifier - an "universal" fixed-bias single-ended pentode design. All the parts have been ordered, except for the top panel which just requires some measurement & checking before I put in the final order.
Milk Stout...the best home brew I ever made. And it gets better with age in a way that most of my ales never did.
I made an Octoberfest a few weeks ago. Probably didn't lager it long enough, still had a bit of sweetness. Still very drinkable, not bad.
Also have a pumpkin (pie) ale brewing. Probably bottle this weekend.
NO FRUIT IN BEER
I can't agree more.
For those of you who get your rocks off on Game of Thrones-type stuff:
Egill Skallagr?msson
He also killed a fellow poet whose ballad went:
Iceland baby
Da da da da da-da da da
Aaaack
Parents Suing Summer Camp For Nearly $42M After Daughter Contracts Lyme Disease
"Ariana was never told to wear tick protective clothing nor was she consistently instructed to use insect repellant when she and other campers left the immediate camp space for areas likely to have the infectious deer ticks"
said the attorney of THE PARENTS.
Isn't Lyme disease treatable anyway?
And it's not as much of a threat as the public health folks make it out to be. You have a fair amount of time to find the ticks before they bite you, and a fair amount of time to remove them. I live next to 1000 acres of deer-infested forest, so I'm used to the possibility of deer ticks.
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever on the other hand is a muthfukka.
I once pulled over 60 ticks off me after a single camping trip. Perhaps their special snowflake should have taken a damn shower.
I'd really like to know how they came up with $42m. It's not like Lyme disease prevents you from working or is going to kill you, and that's assuming that the camp was negligent. This is dumber than suing someone over diabetes.
I make it a point to shower in the evening during summer since I go for walks in the woods after dinner and can use the shower to check for ticks. And that's when I don't notice the ticks while still in the woods.
(To be fair, I tend to stay off the power line right of way during the height of summer, since that's where the ticks are the densest.)
Most people who have it don't have symptoms at all and many aren't even aware that they have it. But for a few people it can be a real bitch for months or even years after getting it.
Still, the parents are being dumbasses here. Tick bites happen. Deal with it.
This might not go well for the camp.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/10.....right-now/
Obamacare is collapsing right now. 2014 is going to be a very interesting year.
It's going to get even better over the next couple of months as more people flock to the sites to be in compliance by Jan. 1.
In the long run this might work out.
The RINOs will piss off the Tea partiers who will then primary them with small government types, and then Obamacare can piss off everyone else so that those small government types can win some seats in the house, and senate.
They won't try 50 times to use a balky web site.
Obviously the solution is to impose a new PENALTAX for not trying repeatedly.
As if a new, complicated program has never had glitches before. In a few months all the starting pains will be forgotten and people will be signing up for health care. You yourself will forget, or pretend to forget, your predictions it would collapse. This is a real turning point for our country. You're lucky to be alive at this point in history.
D-
No subtlety. Try harder.
You can deny all you want. This is happening, and it's a good thing. Your children will thank you when they live in a country where everyone enjoys having access to health care.
I didn't realize the ACA addressed the provider shortage and scope of practice issues.
Dude, it is Thursday.
damn. my mistake.
OK. But, does the S stand for shit-stain?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Your children will thank you when they live in a country where everyone enjoys having access to health care.
Everyone had access to healthcare before O'care.
Healthcare /= Health Insurance
^ this. People seems to get so easily confused.
I live in Japan where we have socialized medicine. A number of long term residents I know call it "Nazi-care". Some day soon you will know why.
Your children will thank you when they live in a country where everyone enjoys having access to health care.
Well, a country in which you are mandated to buy expensive insurance with a hilariously high deductible. Same difference.
Mickey Klaus is a liberal who supported Obamacare back in 2010. If he is saying it is collapsing, you might want to listen.
What aboot those poor people who live in state that are refusing to expand medicare?
Heheheheheh. I will be enjoying the cries of rage as premiums spike.
Yep. I can see the facebook posts now. I will just laugh.
And you people criticize drug addicts and fatties for having no self-control.
STOP FUCKING FEEDING THEM. Goddammit.
The fatties or the drug addicts? Oh...the trolls!
Did you know that many mammals have a bone inside their penis? Some past cultures (like the Eskimoes and the Vikings) would collect those bones from whales and decorate them.
That's pretty fucking gay.
NTTAWWT
You're lucky to be alive at this point in history.
Wow. Hey, you're trolling very effectively so far. Don't overdo it, though.
Well, Perfect Strangers was a little before their time.
Watching the Obamacare site shit the bed deserves a Meposian Dance of Joy.
Conrad Black: The Obamacare Disaster
I won't go on the site. Of course I am one of the big majority that already has insurance.
thanks for the unrelated comment.
I am one of the big majority that already has insurance
and your testimony highlights why the over-reach of O-care was not needed.
I already have insurance too, but I won't get to keep it, so I have to try the site. I've been able to give them a bunch of personal information, but I haven't been able to see any plans being offered or who offers them.
The long distance runaround finally ends. Why is it that some bands' paths to the Hall of Fame resemble Clark Griswold's frustrating encounter with a Paris roundabout while other groups, close to the edge of eligibility, practically fall in?
Well, maybe all it takes is time and a word with an influential member of the Hall of Fame board. The system seems to be broken but no one seems to want to speak out about it, hoping they don't kill the whale of Big Music by exposing too many of its dirty secrets.
The Parallels with Rush's long wait for induction aside, I bet Yes is just glad for the long wait to be over.
Do people actually care about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Do people actually care about Hall of Fames?
FTFY
What exactly do they look for with nominees? Talent, musical and cultural influence, record sales, what?
It's a mystery. It seems like just "I like these guys!" by the nominating committee. It's a joke that Yes only just got nominated.
I agree and sadly they'll probably lose out to Nirvana who isn't even in the same league has Yes.
I'm an old man who grew up with Yes, but who would prefer to listen to Nirvana.
Jann Wenner hates progressive rock. Additionally, he hated Rush's politics. He essentially had veto powers over which bands got in, which explains the lack of prog bands.
The roundabout was in London, goddammit.
Sloopy, always remember that a disability like yours is no disgrace. Not everyone picks up on top quality song name puns right away, but with practice and good reading comprehension skills, you too can learn to appreciate the revealing science of God.
The seriously saddest comment (not from H&R) that I've seen today:
I've almost come to take it for granted that I'll die at the hands of my own government someday. Not because I'm a radical, in your face kind a law-breaker..
But simply because I want to be left alone...
Wow, that quote needs be repeated, maybe on a bumper sticker, or the beginning of a book?
where did you find that?
Read it and weep.
That's a good quote and quite a few people I know have stated something similarly. Interesting, the commenter in your link had this quote in his signature:
The unexamined life is not worth living.-Socrates
I'm guessing Socrates didn't think it would be the state administering the examination!
Socrates realized it by the end.
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
Sounds like he assumes the government will instantly kill him.
Well, buddy, there are things worse than death that they'd rather do to you.
Like stash you away in either a psychiatric prison or a real one where you'll be raped and beaten for decades.
And I'm firmly convinced the the left conflating society with government all the time is entirely intentional.
If you're against their progressive totalitarian government, you're also anti-social, an enemy, and should be locked up for the good of the people.
You're crazy too, since no sane person would say terrible things about a society led by the correct top men.
Fucking cultists.
Galston: The Tea Party and the GOP Crackup
So they exhibit an unhealthy preoccupation with race but they are not racist. And the TP formed in Feb 2009 just after the black Muslin got elected.
Got it.
It may be Thursday, but let me ask: Maybe you can tell us of the great progress made by "minorities" under the tender ministrations of the Democrats? A large underclass supported by govt spending, excessive incarceration...how do you think the Tea Party could do worse?
I don't care about minorities as a separate group.
Just delete the phrase "as a separate group" and you've got an accurate sentence.
CHRISTFAGS!!111!!!BUSHPIGS!!11!!!!
...just after the black Muslin got elected.
I fail to see what thinly-woven cotton cloth has to do with the discussion.
John writing your material, PeeBee?
The first "Tea Party" was a money bomb thing for Ron Paul in September 2007. That's where the term originated.
Many frustrated liberals, and not a few pundits, think that people who share these beliefs must be downscale and poorly educated. The New York Times survey found the opposite.
It's only surprising to a liberal that the folks who actually pay taxes are the ones most enraged by waste and overspending by government.
This is happening, and it's a good thing. Your children will thank you when they live in a country where everyone enjoys having access to health care.
You've got something running down your chin.
Access to shitty healthcare, access to a shitty economy, access to a shitty government.
And don't forget access to *Lyme disease*.
Access to a club to the head, access to drones, access to your deepest secrets.
Access to Cleveland Browns players..
it' shit all the way down.
http://thehill.com/blogs/congr.....l-security
"A powerful U.S. military is indispensable to our national security; but in many ways, our bloated military budget has become a direct threat to the very security it is designed to create and protect."
Refreshing/surprising to hear from a General.
It is very true. We have too many contractors, too many civilians and the DOD bureaucracy has started to view the military as a laboratory for social change (women in combat) rather than a fighting force. The whole force is a mess. We have too many generals, our staff are way too large, too many headquarters and too much waste. Our military succeeds in spite of itself.
Note that he is retired. You're not going to find anyone aspiring for a promotion who advocates that in active duty.
I live in Hampton Roads and the military reigns supreme here. The amount of waste is almost unfathomable. You won't find a single politician that doesn't kowtow to the military.
I'm in DC and work in the Pentagon and I'd say it's the other way around quite often. We want to drop whole fleets of aircraft and do a new round BRAC, but are completely paralyzed by the Hill... Granted it's not like the DoD would give the money back or anything, but at least we'd have the breathing room to keep what we've got in better shape.
The irony of military spending, at least on the CONUS side, is that shutting down many of the installations really wouldn't have much of a negative economic impact in the long run. We have over 20 years of BRACs now to see that opening up those areas to commercial investment can provide just as many jobs as the base did.
All that said, I'd prefer to shrink the OCONUS side first and then determine what we actually need for CONUS defense, but there's no reason to think that shutting down, say, Fort Carson or Langley would be any worse in the long run for Colorado Springs or Hampton's fiscal health than continuing to keep them operational.
It's the bases in places like Clovis or Altus where economic growth would stagnate if they were shut down, but given the needs of the military for training grounds, it's a lot more likely that surviving bases will be in more remote rural areas anyway.
Hunters were robbed -- of an elk!
Thieves came to visit a team of hunters in Vansbro in Dalarna during the night between Tuesday and Wednesday, Swedish Radio Dalarna reports. And the booty? A whole elk.
There are lots of stories about people bagging a prize elk only to see a grizzly bear show up and take it. Grizzlies were for a long time endangered and thus couldn't be shot and wresting one for an elk carcass was not advisable.
What caliber rifle do you need to take down a grizzly?
Something bigger than a .270 I think. Elk can go over a thousand pounds. I would imagine anything that can take down an elk would take down a grizzly.
I have a .30-06 - I wonder if that would be sufficient.
A properly placed shot would take one down no problem.
A .270 could take down an elk. A hot loaded one packs a lot of energy.
Here's a complete ballistics guide with energies out to 300m.
Grizzlies were for a long time endangered and thus couldn't be shot
unless HE WAS COMING RIGHT AT US!!!
True. But the penalty for shooting an endangered species is so large that you really wouldn't want to bet on the game warden believing you.
Unlike the penalty for police shooting an unarmed man that is COMING RIGHT AT US!
Dissenting from the triumphalist narrative, Peter Beinart voices some progressive butthurt:
"Why the Shutdown is a Republican Victory
"...Let's pause for a moment to underscore the point. In early September, a "clean" CR?including sequester cuts?that funded the government into 2014 was considered a Republican victory by both the Republican House Majority Leader and Washington's most prominent Democratic think tank. Now, just over a month later, the media is describing the exact same deal as Republican "surrender."...
"Now that Republicans are backing off [their Obamacare] demands, the press is saying they've caved. But that's like saying that the neighborhood bully has caved because after demanding your shoes and bike, he's once again willing to accept merely your lunch money....
"It's not just that Obama looks likely to accept the sequester cuts as the basis for future budget negotiations. It's that while he's been trying to reopen the government and prevent a debt default, his chances of passing any significant progressive legislation have receded. Despite overwhelming public support, gun control is dead. Comprehensive immigration reform, once considered the politically easy part of Obama's second term agenda, looks unlikely. And the other items Obama trumpeted in this year's state of the union address?climate change legislation, infrastructure investment, universal preschool, voting rights protections, a boost to the minimum wage?have been largely forgotten."
http://www.thedailybeast.com/a.....um=twitter
Projection reigns supreme.
If we can't have all your money anytime we want it for whatever, then you're bullying us.
You know what I accomplished yesterday? I picked out Jack Black in Demolition Man and managed to spot Tim Matheson as a young, drugged-up horse thief with a Texas twang in Adam-12.
Yes, I'm still running a high fever.
Watch Tim Matheson as the eldest kid in Yours, Mine, and Ours.
Of course I am one of the big majority that already has insurance.
We're all very happy for you. Too bad the lobotomy didn't turn out better, but at least it didn't cost nothing.
So I just watched Sebelius' interview on the Daily Show that Nick linked to in his earlier post.Let me recap for you:
1.Obamacare is a market based solution that will give people options in health care for the first time ever.
2.Individual mandates don't need to be pushed back a year because people get subsidies; employer mandates got pushed back a year because it has no effect.
3.Anyone who opposes this is crazytown, a term John repeatedly used.
4.Single payer would be the best solution because medical care "does not lend itself to market solutions," but try getting that through to crazytown.
I haven't watched that show in a while. It looks like they dropped all pretense of not being a DNC talking points outlet.
So they are saying Obamacare is a market solution, and that medical care does not lend itself to market solutions?
Yes, they really are.
You must understand that pundits, like the politicians they cheer for are really, really stupid.
It's almost like it's in their interest to have problems in Obamacare so they can say, "I *told* you baggers that we need single payer, will you finally listen?"
Holy shit, that is a stupid takeaway.
I saw Jon Stewart HAMMER Sibelius for 12 minutes on the mandate disparity and the site's dismal kickoff.
Who farted?
And why does it smell like semen?
And the other items Obama trumpeted in this year's state of the union address?climate change legislation, infrastructure investment, universal preschool, voting rights protections, a boost to the minimum wage?have been largely forgotten."
Boo fucking hoo.
I haven't watched that show in a while.
I hated Jon Stewart before it was cool. And the rest of the show sucked donkey balls from Day Fucking One.
Did you drink PBR before everybody else too?
Brooks does watch Mika on Moaning Joe while he quaffs that PBR. He is that cool.
Excuse me - "leer at", not watch.
Hipster Brooks burned his tongue because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Thank you. Stewart was never funny. It is not that I don't like humor that makes fun of my side. I love people like the late George Carlin who was a real no kidding hippie liberal. But you have to be funny. And being a smug douche bag is not funny.
Amen, I could never stand Stewart. I could appreciate Colbert, but that appreciation was more of a "i won't walk out of the room if he's on" thing, and less of seeking it out. Since then, he's gotten worse, so i will walk out of the room.
Fact: the two least funny comedians in "The Aristocrats" are Jon Stewart and Bill Maher. The writers from the Onion weren't funny either, but to be fair, they're not comedians.
the rest of the show sucked donkey balls from Day Fucking One.
Fuck you, the Kilborn era was genius!
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THIS!!1!
Five Questions!
Did you drink PBR before everybody else too?
Does high school count?
If it was Pro Lib's high school, then absolutely.
Ye gods, no. Fuck that shit.
That's true, they hadn't had time to perfect the recipe and win that blue ribbon yet.
Is H&R going to link to Nick Gillespie's Halloween article?
http://ideas.time.com/2013/10/.....halloween/
Ah, there it is.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: because nothing captures the anti-establishment nature of rock like a government funded museum run by a bunch of big corporation music industry executives.
Since when was rock and roll ever anti-establishment? I say this as a lover of the music, but what a crock. Rock and Roll was always about getting laid and selling records and making money. Where it went off the rails the most was when people pretended it was about something else. BULLSHIT!!
About the time I first heard a Beatles song in an elevator - maybe 1982 - I knew rock had gone establishment.
You must be a young'un, cause back in the 50's, 60's and 70's there was serious hate of rock n roll by all kinds of groups. Do you remember John Lennon saying the Beatles were more popular than Jesus? That set off quite a storm.
You mean the same government that rockers want to fund everything and the big corporations that sold their records?