Major Lazer: Teach Kids How to Use Drugs, Shutting Down Music Festivals Won't Help
NYC shut down Electric Zoo after two deaths were attributed to drug overdoses


Earlier this month, Mayor Bloomberg cancelled the last day of the three-day Electric Zoo music festival because of a pair of deaths at the event attributed to drug overdose.
Rolling Stone went to members of the dance hall collaboration Major Lazer presumably to speak on behalf of electronica, which the music magazine writes is "enduring an onslaught of unwelcome attention" in the wake of the Electric Zoo deaths. Major Lazer's Diplo attributed the attention to the deaths and the genre to the fact that "music writers and critics are old" and electronica music is "flat and boring" to them, so naturally they jumped on the drug deaths as a hook. But the Major Lazer duo say its not the music, or the drugs, that's the problem. Via Rolling Stone:
According to Jillionaire, the problem could stem simply from drug inexperience. "It's going to sound weird, but we need to teach kids how to do drugs, the same way we teach them about drinking responsibly and having safe sex," he said. "If you're going to go to a festival, drink water for six days before you get there; don't drink no alcohol. If you're going to do a pill and a half, don't do four more and then pass out, overheat, and die of cardiac arrest. Instead of acting like drugs don't exist, acknowledge that drugs will be at a festival and address them."
"We're such a conservative culture that we'd rather not talk about the things kids want to do, even though they're going to do them anyway," Diplo said. "We'd rather ignore it to solve the problem. In Florida, where I'm from, drugs have been a part of club culture since day one. Kids have always been going to raves in the woods. 20 years ago, Orlando was one of the first places to have rave culture, and we learned how to do drugs. It's going to happen; you can't control it. Persecuting a festival is not going to help it because kids are going to do them regardless. Hell, they'll do them in their houses. That's why crystal meth is a problem in America. Drugs are a big problem in America, because we have money to spend and a culture that wants to be turnt up all the time."
Of course, its not drugs or a "turnt up" culture that's the problem with America, it's the culture of the nanny state, people who want to control what other people can and can't do and other people who want to blame the people who tell them what to do and what not to do for their own poor choices.
Related, watch neurologist Carl Hart on Reason TV explain why the science supports drug legalization and why America hasn't had an adult conversation about it:
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Double negative means free pass to do drugs and alcohol, kids.
Substance abuse advocate!
Major Lazer. Where I first learned about daggering.
Teach children to be responsible and to make their own choices?
Good GOD man, have you no idea what that will lead to?
Mass disobedience, at the very least!
-jcr
Reason shits all over the First Lady for telling the kids to drink more water then praises some flat and boring electronica "musicians" for doing exactly the same thing.
The First Bitch's motivations are different. Fuck her.
Drink more water. It's good for you.
yo body needs water, so drink dat shit
Were the electronica musicians flanked by lawyers and lawmakers?
Serious question: Do the kinds of folks that go to these music festivals get upset when their activity is banned when someone associated with it dies or gets killed?
Do you know where I'm going with this?
Back to Altamont?
You're on to something. Have the Hell's Angels provide security at all future events.
La Honda and The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test tell us differently.
Far out, man.
*laughs*
Nah, there's just a famous scene where these Hell's Angels have another "security/invitee" moment with a professor's wife that Tom Wolfe always regretted.
It's not like electronic dance music (not "electronica") is new. It's 36 years old.
It started with I Feel Love in 1977. Not that much has changed.
I'm too drunk to appreciate the comments. As a heavy drinker, I'd love to find an alternative that's legal doesn't cause hangovers. In my experience, marijuana is a fantastic drug that limits the terrible hangover effect that alcohol causes. Sadly, alcohol is legal, and I loves it. Major Lazer is fucking right on tihs shit. If you want a crazy drug experience, learn what the limits are rather than just knowing that going fucking nuts on a drug is all you need. FUCK THE DRUG WAR!!! is there anything else to be sad? Yeah, NSA knows who said this.
Go online and buy 100g of powdered Banisteropsis Caapi vine and a few ounces of Chacruna.
Boil for 6 hours, drink it down, and you'll have issues with alcohol again.
*you'll NEVER have issues with alcohol again.