Meet the 50 Most Beautiful Lobbyists in the Obama Administration
The Hill just released its annual 50 Most Beautiful list. Pop over and ogle the king of the hill, Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) ("a walking advertisement for the benefits of healthy living") or legislative assistant to Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-N.Y.) Eric Ortega ("Ortega credits his modern dance training with changing his life"). You know, if you're into that sort of thing.

Or head to the Washington Examiner instead, where you can get your heartrate up with a different top 50 list. Tim Carney and Charlie Spierling have created their ranking of Obama's 50 most beautiful lobbyists.
Candidate Obama said lobbyists wouldn't work in his White House. President Obama said "we've excluded lobbyists from policymaking jobs." But some lobbyists were too beautiful to exclude.
Here are our favorite 50 of the more than 100 former lobbyists who hold or have held senior policymaking jobs in the Obama administration.
Some choice picks:

1. Michael Punke - "The Ambassador"
Office of the U.S. Trade Representative
Past Clients: Time Warner
You're as likely to find Punke in Geneva as on K Street. As the former Mayer Brown lobbyist, Punke is an international man of mystery. He now serves as Obama's deputy trade representative and permanent ambassador to the WTO.

5. Michael Taylor "Good Genes" Food & Drug Administration
Former Clients: Monsanto We don't know if he watches his diet, but he watches yours. Monsanto's former top lobbyist is now Obama's top food-safety cop.

14. Cassandra Butts, White House
Past Employer: Center for American Progress
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Based on this picture, I believe that the 50 most beautiful people list from the Hill must be some kind of joke.
Also, since I don't want to seem sexist, here's the stud at number 38. You can thank me later, ladies.
HA HA HA!!!! The cow went "moo"! At it was near her dorm! Can you believe it?
Obviously, she just need to find a man that isn't intimidated by her rapier-like wit.
Or something. It could have been anything! LOL!
WTF? There are no farms close to campus. She must've lived out in bumfuck.
Had a hard time believing that Simpson photo wasn't shopped, you know with one of those ILM Gollum filters!
He's ugly even by Washington standards. How did he end up on any list of most beautiful?
He must know someone. That's how Washington works.
But there's the C-SPAN twins!
Twins Irish, twins!
There are some good looking people in there.
This woman confuses me though. If she were 40, I'd say that putting her on a most beautiful people list would be okay. However, she's TWENTY-SEVEN!
Looking like a moderately attractive 40 year old when you're 27 is not a good sign. Her skin just looks much older than she actually is. Maybe she should try to stay out of the sun.
I also note that Republicans seem to be more attractive on average than Democrats. The two troglodytes I posted above are both Dems, and there don't seem to be any Republicans on the list who are as out of place as those two.
Maybe urban adventuring involves a lot of heavy drinking and crystal meth use. Though I'd expect her to be a bit slimmer if that were the case.
Many of those people look way older than their stated ages. I am 51 and look a heck of a lot younger than many of those people who are actually younger than I.
Maybe they're lying. They're from DC, so that's an assumption I'd start with.
This woman is 2 years older than me, but just based on the face she could pass as my mother. I look like I'm half her age.
The 70-year-old woman at #12 seems to be an example of some sort of age-based and race-based affirmative action grading.
Sam Sanchez looks like he's still in junior high.
It's a Freakshow!
This really reinforces the old "politics is just show business for ugly people" trope.
Is this a bunch of pictures of beautiful people with some pictures of ugly people slipped in, or a bunch of pictures of ugly people with an occasional non-ugly person slipped in?
The latter.
They are all ugly on the inside.
+1
Jack Abramoff was the fairest in the land.
Everything about this entire article disgusts me.
Bring out The Gimp!
what's funny about that list of lobbyists is that people who didnt' make the cut are going to be pissed.
Based on this list, I can only assume that the other residents of Washington DC are unspeakable abominations unto the Lord whose sexual dalliances make Voyager's salamander sex in "Threshold" look wholesome and natural by comparison.
There are some hot ones, but they tend not to work in politics/media.
Makes sense.
Clicking through that was an exercise in futility.
Honestly, you shouldn't have even bothered. I got about five in and closed the browser tab.
#12 http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/?n=12
Ummmm, yeah.
*throws up in mouth a little*
Looks like Webster comes in at #13.
http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/?n=13
Wait, what the fuck, we're getting trolled. Have you guys seen these pictures? They're using "beautiful" as a euphemism for something, like 'show up to work on time' or something. Because fuck... my eyes!
Lol I think you're right.
I love how all the non-party people say Independent or Nonpartisan but that douche canoe Jake Tapper put Agnostic.
Spend ten minutes in the lobby of either Senate office building and you'll see more beautiful people than these 50.
Spend five minutes in DC, but not in Official True Washington?, and you'll see more beautiful people.
I don't know what it is, but something about DC attracts the hottest women on the planet. Just walking around and people watching can give you a boner sometimes. Incredibly hot women are all over the place.
I've seen C-Span, and I don't believe this one bit.
Power and money?
DC is Hollywood for ugly people.
Lobbyist? You mean bag men dont you?
http://www.Anon-Top.tk
Anon bot is on fire today.
Ortega looks like that dude from the Fine Young Cannibals.
*SIGH*
Fucking unlinkable images. Here's a different:
http://www.assetstorage.co.uk/.....stival.jpg
Damn, that is an uncanny resemblance.
I know, right?
No wonder Mr. Obama was gaga over that AG from CA.
NO.
NO.
NO.
NO to everything on that list.
Ricky you're in the middle of a shiticane!
you misspelled Al-Qaeda. please don't dronerape me!
If you're a Navy Seal, I wish I was Osama bin Laden so you could let me down one last time.