Friday Funnies: Tale of Two Dicks

Chip Bok | 6.21.2013 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

This cartoon exists.
Almanian! 12 years ago

No, you'e just a dick.

1) Awful.
2) What means?
3) MOAR. LABELZ.
4) Why is Gilbert Gottfried saying he's not Dick Cheney?
5)Or is it Carroll O'Connor, standing behind Gotfried, who's saying he's not Dick Cheney?
6) Why is Carroll O'Connor putting the "rabbit ears" off to the side, instead of behind Gilbert Gotfried's head like one normally does when goofing around for a picture.
7) Why are Carroll O'Connor having their picture taken together?
8) Where is the photographer? Or is this a runway, like at the Emmy Awards or something?
9) Or are they....never mind.

Suffice it to say, CONFUSION ABOUNDS! For a cartonist named "Bok"....this is about 23 over par for the course.

Have a shitty day, Reasonoids!
Almanian! 12 years ago

I can haz typeen sklz soon? kthxbai
invisible furry hand 12 years ago

So there is such a thing as an unfunny dick joke
Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

Only Nixon could go to the hummingbird feeder. Think about it.
sage 12 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
1. Lord Humungus 12 years ago
  
  hehahe3hahrahesaHAA
Longtorso, Johnny 12 years ago

Sucks. That is all.
WTF 12 years ago

Jesus titty-fucking Christ on a cracker - does Bok actually get paid for this shit?
1. John Galt 12 years ago
  
  If Reason would cut the cartoonist's pay by 80% we could have a new cartoon each day Monday thru Friday and it wouldn't hurt the cartoon budget.
2. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  I think Reason farms out their child laborers to polish Bok's monocle as payment for the cartoons.
3. Rich 12 years ago
  
  I thought it had been determined that Chip pays Reason to publish his stuff.
Fluffy 12 years ago

I count three dicks.

1. Dick Nixon
2. Dick Cheney
3. Barack Obama
1. Francisco d Anconia 12 years ago
  
  4. Chip Bok?
  1. Fluffy 12 years ago
    
    I stand corrected.
    
    THERE ARE FOUR DICKS
    1. LynchPin1477 12 years ago
      
      There needs to be a like button for these comments
    2. The Sego Sago Kid 12 years ago
      
      This cartoon is similar to your mother's typical Saturday night, what with all the dicks and all.
      
      PS: ZING!
Scruffy Nerfherder 12 years ago

Seems appropriate
1. Scruffy Nerfherder 12 years ago
  
  SF'd the link
  1. Francisco d Anconia 12 years ago
    
    Lacist!
PS 12 years ago

So Mr Bok is saying that Nixon was framed?
1. Francisco d Anconia 12 years ago
  
  Ugh!
2. LTC(ret) John 12 years ago
  
  I think he is saying that Nixon had a nose shaped like buttocks.
  1. SugarFree 12 years ago
    
    Really? I think it's time for another round of H&R's favorite game...
    
    BUTTOCKS OR BALLSACK?
    
    Cast your votes now.
    1. LTC(ret) John 12 years ago
      
      Wait...? He's supposed to be teabagging himself?!
      1. SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        I'd never leave the house if I could.
    2. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
      
      I thought ballsack, but then again I'm a girl and you know what we're like
      1. SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        I've found few girls that can appreciate the potatoes as much as the steak.
        
        Rich 12 years ago
        
        Any that mind going through some brush to get to the picnic?
      2. Ted S. 12 years ago
        
        This is why there are no female libertarians.
    3. Auric Demonocles 12 years ago
      
      Balls.
John Galt 12 years ago

You may not be Dick Cheney, but you certainly are a dick head.
SugarFree 12 years ago

The smooth flesh of Obama's giant ears reminds me of the first time I killed a hobo with my bare hands. I can still hear his straggled cries as he tried to ward me off with his bindle, the dank smell of campfire beans hanging in the stale air under the train bridge. Smooth. So smooth. Bok draws ears straight out of my most erotic dreams.
1. Lord Humungus 12 years ago
  
  the dank smell of campfire beans
  the dank smell of campfire
  the dank smell of
  the dank smell
  the dank
  the
  1. SugarFree 12 years ago
    
    Your futurist percussive poetry never fails to impress.
    1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
      
      goddamn beatniks!
2. PS 12 years ago
  
  And then you had to return some video tapes.
Auric Demonocles 12 years ago

Needs more labels. Like alt-text.
John 12 years ago

No he is not Dick Cheney. When did Cheney ever use the DOJ to go after whistle blowers? When did Cheney ever politicize the IRS? What exactly did Cheney do?
1. GILMORE 12 years ago
  
  CHENEY IS THE EVIL BECAUSE CORPORATIONS AND HALLIBURTON AND TEH OILS AND TORTURES AND GUANTANAMO AND ILLEGAL WARS!!
  
  -----------------------------
  
  interesting comparison? Daily Kos lists 10 reasons Cheney is SATAN =
  
  http://www.dailykos.com/story/.....ced-There#
  
  1. Cheney lied about WMD; Iraqis and U.S. soldiers died -
  2. Committing War Crimes in Iraq
  3. War profiteering
  4. Violating basic rights. - In violation of international and U.S. law, Cheney championed the detention of thousand of prisoners without any due process ...
  5. Advocating torture. The phrase "enhanced interrogation techniques" has long been championed by Cheney...
  6. Trying to prolong the Afghan war
  7. Abusing executive privilege - "Cheney used executive privilege to refuse to comply with over a dozen Congressional subpoenas"
  8. Spying on us - "Cheney was the mastermind behind the National Security Agency's warrantless wiretapping program...
  9. Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
  10. Favored bombing Syria?and North Korea?instead of negotiating - At a session of the National Security Council in 2007, Cheney writes that he forcefully advocated bombing Syrian nuclear reactors unilaterally....
  
  Uhm. I see daylight on maybe *2* of these issues between Obama and Cheney
GILMORE 12 years ago

I don't get it.

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