Friday Funnies: Tale of Two Dicks

Chip Bok

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[Fist of Etiquette]

This cartoon exists.

[Almanian!]

No, you’e just a dick.

1) Awful.
2) What means?
3) MOAR. LABELZ.
4) Why is Gilbert Gottfried saying he’s not Dick Cheney?
5)Or is it Carroll O’Connor, standing behind Gotfried, who’s saying he’s not Dick Cheney?
6) Why is Carroll O’Connor putting the “rabbit ears” off to the side, instead of behind Gilbert Gotfried’s head like one normally does when goofing around for a picture.
7) Why are Carroll O’Connor having their picture taken together?
8) Where is the photographer? Or is this a runway, like at the Emmy Awards or something?
9) Or are they….never mind.

Suffice it to say, CONFUSION ABOUNDS! For a cartonist named “Bok”….this is about 23 over par for the course.

Have a shitty day, Reasonoids!

[Almanian!]

I can haz typeen sklz soon? kthxbai

[invisible furry hand]

So there is such a thing as an unfunny dick joke

[Fist of Etiquette]

Only Nixon could go to the hummingbird feeder. Think about it.

[sage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Lord Humungus]

hehahe3hahrahesaHAA

[Longtorso, Johnny]

Sucks. That is all.

[WTF]

Jesus titty-fucking Christ on a cracker – does Bok actually get paid for this shit?

[John Galt]

If Reason would cut the cartoonist’s pay by 80% we could have a new cartoon each day Monday thru Friday and it wouldn’t hurt the cartoon budget.

[Ted S.]

I think Reason farms out their child laborers to polish Bok’s monocle as payment for the cartoons.

[Rich]

I thought it had been determined that Chip pays Reason to publish his stuff.

[Fluffy]

I count three dicks.

1. Dick Nixon
2. Dick Cheney
3. Barack Obama

[Francisco d Anconia]

4. Chip Bok?

[Fluffy]

I stand corrected.

THERE ARE FOUR DICKS

[LynchPin1477]

There needs to be a like button for these comments

[The Sego Sago Kid]

This cartoon is similar to your mother’s typical Saturday night, what with all the dicks and all.

PS: ZING!

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

Seems appropriate

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

SF’d the link

[Francisco d Anconia]

Lacist!

[PS]

So Mr Bok is saying that Nixon was framed?

[Francisco d Anconia]

Ugh!

[LTC(ret) John]

I think he is saying that Nixon had a nose shaped like buttocks.

[SugarFree]

Really? I think it’s time for another round of H&R’s favorite game…

BUTTOCKS OR BALLSACK?

Cast your votes now.

[LTC(ret) John]

Wait…? He’s supposed to be teabagging himself?!

[SugarFree]

I’d never leave the house if I could.

[invisible furry hand]

I thought ballsack, but then again I’m a girl and you know what we’re like

[SugarFree]

I’ve found few girls that can appreciate the potatoes as much as the steak.

[Rich]

Any that mind going through some brush to get to the picnic?

[Ted S.]

This is why there are no female libertarians.

[Auric Demonocles]

Balls.

[John Galt]

You may not be Dick Cheney, but you certainly are a dick head.

[SugarFree]

The smooth flesh of Obama’s giant ears reminds me of the first time I killed a hobo with my bare hands. I can still hear his straggled cries as he tried to ward me off with his bindle, the dank smell of campfire beans hanging in the stale air under the train bridge. Smooth. So smooth. Bok draws ears straight out of my most erotic dreams.

[Lord Humungus]

the dank smell of campfire beans
the dank smell of campfire
the dank smell of
the dank smell
the dank
the

[SugarFree]

Your futurist percussive poetry never fails to impress.

[invisible furry hand]

goddamn beatniks!

[PS]

And then you had to return some video tapes.

[Auric Demonocles]

Needs more labels. Like alt-text.

[John]

No he is not Dick Cheney. When did Cheney ever use the DOJ to go after whistle blowers? When did Cheney ever politicize the IRS? What exactly did Cheney do?

[GILMORE]

CHENEY IS THE EVIL BECAUSE CORPORATIONS AND HALLIBURTON AND TEH OILS AND TORTURES AND GUANTANAMO AND ILLEGAL WARS!!

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interesting comparison? Daily Kos lists 10 reasons Cheney is SATAN =

http://www.dailykos.com/story/…..ced-There#

1. Cheney lied about WMD; Iraqis and U.S. soldiers died –
2. Committing War Crimes in Iraq
3. War profiteering
4. Violating basic rights. – In violation of international and U.S. law, Cheney championed the detention of thousand of prisoners without any due process …
5. Advocating torture. The phrase “enhanced interrogation techniques” has long been championed by Cheney…
6. Trying to prolong the Afghan war
7. Abusing executive privilege – “Cheney used executive privilege to refuse to comply with over a dozen Congressional subpoenas”
8. Spying on us – “Cheney was the mastermind behind the National Security Agency’s warrantless wiretapping program…
9. Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
10. Favored bombing Syria?and North Korea?instead of negotiating – At a session of the National Security Council in 2007, Cheney writes that he forcefully advocated bombing Syrian nuclear reactors unilaterally….

Uhm. I see daylight on maybe *2* of these issues between Obama and Cheney

[GILMORE]

I don’t get it.