Two Congressmen Will Introduce Legislation Tomorrow to Radically Overhaul Federal Marijuana Laws
Reps. Earl Blumenauer (D-Or.) and Jared Polis (D-Colo.) will introduce legislation tomorrow to radically overhaul federal marijuana laws. Based on a bill previously introduced by former Reps. Ron Paul and Barney Frank, the Blumenauer-Polis legislation would establish a federal tax-and-regulate scheme for marijuana:
In states that legalize pot, growers would have to obtain a federal permit. Oversight of marijuana would be removed from the Drug Enforcement Administration and given to the newly renamed Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Marijuana and Firearms, and it would remain illegal to bring marijuana from a state where it's legal to one where it isn't.
Advocates who are working with the lawmakers acknowledge it could take years for any changes to get through Congress, but they're encouraged by recent developments. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell last week came out in support of efforts to legalize hemp in his home state of Kentucky, and U.S. Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, R-Calif., is expected to introduce legislation allowing states to set their own policy on marijuana.
Polis is part of a growing coalition of marijuana policy reformers in the House. He rose to fame last year after an intense back-and-forth with DEA Administrator Michele Leonhart:
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Look what I just found:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/04/.....?hpt=he_c1
Morons will blame real cannabis and not prohibition for this.
I dont see any solid evidence that the synthetic stuff caused her strokes. Maybe she just had strokes. It happens.
Stories like that are intensely stupid. One person suffers a terrible medical event after using a drug, so the drug causes strokes. Even though every one of the millions of other people who try it didn't have a stroke.
And people get paid to write this: "Best known by the street names "Spice" or "K2,"". No, those are retail brand names. Shit that is sold at gas stations doesn't need a street name.
Sorry, I've banned CNN. If it's about Spice, it's probably bs.
Medical Marijuana prohibition is a crime against humanity and a violation of the religious precept ? heal the sick.
Pass it on.
I bet these guys get busted by the DEA. Stoners.
" the newly renamed Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Marijuana and Firearms,"
BATMF?
Let's find another A and an N and have BATMAN.
No, I think we should go with this and call them BATMoFos.
You can't even make a decent anagram out of BATMF. FAT MB? TB FAM? Weak.
Holy BatMILF!
If only they included at least the L, that would work. Maybe Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Marijuana, Lesbians, and Firearms?
Just add Insults and Lasers.
Way better than FBI: Female Body Inspector
IBI: Intergalactic Breast Inspector?
(scroll down a little)
The episode's message ends up completely garbled. Intended as a condemnation of homophobia, the episode instead comes off as the story of one woman's brave quest for cock in the face of lesbian tyranny.
Nice.
Sounds like a description of Lifetime.
Actually, I thought it sounded like your mom.
heh heh
At least I know who my mom is.
Now there's a government agency I could get behind! (Possibly NSFW)
They'd find a way to ruin that, too.
Obama would appoint either Nancy Pelosi or Dianne Feinstein as head of BatMILF.
Just change the "L" to "Loath" and we're all set
What *are* you people talking about?
Each of those regulated substances weapons things deserves its *own* Agency.
And WTF happened to the Bureau of Explosives?
No one knows, and they've already built over the smoldering crater where their building was.
Perhaps BAMF-T?
Seriously, giving this BATF gives me a bad feeling. Why does this need any federal role at all? Why not just remove it from the schedule, leave it to states to enforce, and call it a day?
Perhaps as part of a bill doing the same with Alcohol and Tobacco. Kind of a theme there, you know?
I know, I know - SOMALIA! Teh CHILDRENZ!!
BAM-BAM? Bureau of Alcohol Management and the Barring of Arms and Marijuana?
Is their sister agency PEBBLES?
You can't play if you can't expand your acronym.
Let's see you give it a shot, tough guy. I have work to sort-of-barely do.
Politburo of Enabling Banning and Bureaucracy for Law Enforcement Scams.
If you're not going to bring your A game, ProL, you shouldn't even bother.
Better than your noncontribution.
PEBBLES: Presidential Executive for Breaking and Beating Lenders of Exotic Substances?
Pebbles and Bam-Bam were lovers, Epi, not siblings. What a sicko.
There's a reason why "incest is best" is such a profound statement, nicole, and not just because it rhymes.
I never understood why it wasn't "incest is nicest" myself.
"Vice is Nice, but Incest is Best".
You can't rhyme the same word Nicole.
So you're a disgusting anagram fetishist like ProL. How does it feel to be similar to an abomination like him? Wait a second...you live in Chicago! You're a deep dish monster, aren't you!
Error-Promoting Idiot in Seattle Insanely Arrogant and Responsible for the Cunningly Hirsute.
Hirsute?!?
I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.
I didn't mean you.
I'm going to be nice and forget I ever read that. Imply something so insidious again and I'll bombard you with Giordano's porn.
I do like puns though.
Giordano's? I do not endorse this position.
I went to go link to thin crust pictures for a preemptive counterstrike, and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have observed, and my wife has, too, that many foods items I like go out of business and disappear from the Earth.
Political Equality Bilateral Bureau for Limiting Extremist Speech
Because that's exactly where the fuck I said to reply.
I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics required to keep the part about marijuana on the 4473 intact when it's as legal as alcohol.
They should just call it the Bureau About Restricting Fun that way they don't have to list everything they regulate in their acronym.
"We're the B-A-T, M-F-ers!"
Don't forget the "E", After OKC, it was renamed BATFE, Now BATFEM!
BATMF?
Let's find another A and an N and have BATMAN.
Aunt Mary
Ashes
http://casapalmera.com/nicknam.....marijuana/
What happened to explosives? It's hardly a party if there aren't explosives too.
Those sons of bitches are trying to put a schedule 1 drug in the hands of our children.
I never understood what the hell alcohol and tobacco have to do with firearms and why they should be under the same umbrella. I'm not holding out hope for this bill but just keep bringing it.
It probably started as a one stop organization for busting bootleggers. I don't see why there needs to be things like a DEA and ATF separate from the FBI other than for cronyism.
Why not just one agency that executes the general will of the people?
Why not?
Indeed! Perhaps a nice, black uniform?
Wenn ist das Nunst?ck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Shrecklich.
Yes, yes, German should be the official language. The kind of stuff coming out of Washington sounds much more appropriate in Nazi.
"Why not just one agency that executes the general will of the people?"
More like it, amirite?
Well, some people don't share the general will and need to be dealt with in some way. Perhaps rounded up and reeducated. At first.
That's where the high speed trains and commuter rail comes in.
And solar energy ovens.
Fuck excise taxes. How about just regulate- no sales to minors.
How about no taxes and no permits and no fines and no arrests, to help get the American economy back on its feet?
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF WRECKLESS SUPPLY-SIDE SICKO!!!!
That would DESTROY the economy!
Taxes and permits and fines fund the government that CREATES work for people! The arrests are an unfortunate - but necessary - side effect from people who don't want to respect their debt to and conract with Society?.
I hope we don't hear any more of this crazy shit you're peddling...
Why don't you go back to Somalia and polish your monocle there!
If it passes, do we have to apologize to Dunphy?
"If it passes, do we have to apologize to Dunphy?"
A gallon of gas and a lighter count as an apology, right?
Alcohol, Tobacco, Marijuana, and Firearms... should be the name of a convenience store, not a government agency!
Convenience store? That should be a WalMart sized superstore.
This does make the old joke about BATF being an awesome name for a store even better, though.
see my comment above
Fuck regulations, fuck laws, fuck politicians - fuck everybody!
It would be a little bit awesome if they renamed it the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Marihuana, Ammunition, and Narcotics.
Damn! I really should have read the thread before commenting.
Good job. Real Mensa candidate over here.