Senate Mad at Missing Petraeus Gossip, Elmo's Sex Scandal, Threats Hamper Sandy Hiring: P.M. Links
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The David Petraeus aftermath continues. Dianne Feinstein, the chair of the Senate's Intelligence Committee, wants an investigation as to why they were not told about the FBI investigation into the affair. Some members of Congress still want Petraeus to testify about the Benghazi consulate attack.
- Thanks in part to fracking, the United States could become the world's largest gas and oil producer within a decade.
- Petitions have appeared on the White House web site for 20 separate states to be allowed to secede from the union. Those expecting an official response are encouraged not to hold their breath, regardless of the White House's own guidelines.
- The man who does the voice of Elmo of Sesame Street has stepped down amid allegations of a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy. Kevin Clash admitted to the relationship but said the boy was actually a consenting adult.
- An employment agency hiring for storm relief in New Jersey pulled out, citing unnamed "aggressive" incidents. Nearly 1,000 people showed up looking for work. Sounds like some didn't want to take "no" for an answer.
- The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption. The pizza I will be eating in response today will have both sausage and bacon.
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Those expecting an official response are encouraged not to hold their breath, regardless of the White House's own guidelines.
The Obama people not keeping their word? I'm going to start a petition!
This just in:
News Alert
from The Wall Street Journal
A federal agent who launched the investigation that ultimately led to the resignation of Central Intelligence Agency chief David Petraeus was barred from taking part in the case over the summer due to superiors' concerns that he had become personally involved in the case.
New details about how the Federal Bureau of Investigation handled the case suggest that even as the bureau delved into Mr. Petraeus's personal life, the agency struggled with questionable conduct by one of its own -- including allegedly sending shirtless photos of himself to a woman involved in the case.
Is this not the BEST F'ing story? It keeps getting better and better!!
It's like a Coen brothers movie, I swear.
I'm guessing the official response will be a more-or-less polite "fuck off, or we will send in the military".
Thanks in part to fracking, the United States could become the world's largest gas and oil producer within a decade.
So screw off Saudis!
just imagine if the feds got out of the way re: public land. NC's new governor has made offshore drilling a centerpiece of his economic agenda.
Obama has called for the states to open up offshore drilling. Some states, like Florida, oppose it (see Jeb Bush) due to dangers to tourism.
Of course, in Wingnuttopia, Obama is the one blocking all offshore drilling single-handedly.
citation? And after blocking deepwater drilling (in violation of a court order to reopen it, natch), it's the least he could
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03......html?_r=0
And Obama never blocked all deepwater drilling - just new GOM deepwater for several months.
Which is what I said. And he defied a court order to reopen it.
What's coal looking like these days, Goldwater Republican of mine?
Coal is cheap and dropping in price mainly due to the abundance of cheap natural gas.
I for one - also hope the coal excavation business is bankrupted due to alternative sources of energy.
Yeah, because the only reason people dig up coal is to burn it for energy. Moron.
"I for one - also hope the coal excavation business is bankrupted due to alternative sources of energy."
Yeah, but you're an ignoramus.
Did he violate the court order?
bullshit. Obama, through Interior and the EPA, has done a thorough job of blocking lots of things.
Get out of Wingnuttopia while you can!
You fucking moron, I already owned your ass on this topic once, do you really want to get your ass kicked in another round?
If you keep answering him he'll just keep playing this game. Just about everyone has handed him his ass several times.
Ignore it.
If you let the sockpuppet's bullshit go unanswered, casual readers might begin to suspect he's right. I'm not arguing to convince the moron; he's never going to chang his mond, I'm more arguing to convince others who may not understand the subject.
Besides, making shriek shriek is somewhat amusing, especially when he starts flailing about.
*change is mind
Are you drinking?
Yeah, I see what you mean. I just hate it when people are repeatedly proven wrong but for whatever reason they simply refuse to admit it.
It takes more balls to admit you were wrong than to continue to deny it.
Unfortunately, no.
Thanks in part to fracking
You're welcome!
Ow! My hair! Get off my hair!
Um, that would be in the last six years of that decade at best.
So?
Fracking has been around for a long time, we're just getting better at it.
The first time always hurts a little bit.
About the time the greenie/lefties start griping.
The man who does the voice of Elmo of Sesame Street has stepped down amid allegations of a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy. Kevin Clash admitted to the relationship but said the boy was actually a consenting adult.
This man-boy love story is brought to you by the letter P.
The voice actor won't be giggling when he gets tickled in the jailhouse.
Clash will spend the next 8 years with someone's hand up his ass?
It's only fair.
See S o c k p u p p e t there are others like you.
More like the letter X.
I'll let those more knowledgeable verify, but gay colleagues have told me it is pretty common for gay males to have their first sexual experience with a much older man.
Kid claims he was 16 (legally an adult in most states) when it started and is probably even lying about that.
There's a dark place in Hell for little pieces of shit who lie to the police about statutory / molestation.
There are many states where the age limit is 18 for straight sex but older for homosex (and different depending on whether the homosex is male or female).
We'll know more when all the details come out, but even if Clash is totally innocent of criminal charges, there's still the issue of having a relationship with someone over half your age, especially when they are that young.
A teenager is honestly in no place from an emotional or intellectual standpoint to handle a mature relationship with someone in their mid-40s, gay or straight. People in these kinds of relationships tend to be very fucked-up emotionally--Bogie and Bacall are the exception, not the rule.
there's still the issue of having a relationship with someone over half your age, especially when they are that young.
Why is that an issue? This is my biggest complaint about age of consent laws. I see the necessity, but the implementation is all wrong.
Dave Chappelle went into a great bit on one of his specials where he tied the Elizabeth Smart kidnapping, another kidnapping, and the R Kelly piss story together. How are some kids old enough to escape from kidnappers at age 13, but not old enough to realize that getting pissed on is disgusting?
It shouldn't be an age of consent. It should be tied to mental capacity somehow. Age is just a fucking number.
"It should be tied to mental capacity somehow."
If you go by that standard, how is anyone going to able to determine whether their partner has the mental capacity to consent? Age is an easily determined objective standard in most cases, "mental capacity" is not.
This is one those things that sound good in the abstract, but would be a practical nightmare to implement in reality.
Why is that an issue?
It's an issue of maturity. I'm not saying there should be legislation for it. I'm saying that older people need to think carefully before getting involved with someone over half their age.
The question is whether or not it was a legitimate molestion, or in other words, "molestation molestation".
How dare you call put "legitimate" in front of "molestation" you sexist pig!
Even if it ends up being legal, it's so creepy that he'll never work for Sesame Street again.
Thanks in part to fracking, the United States could become the world's largest gas and oil producer within a decade.
Thanks to regulations spurred by clean energy concerns not liking the competition, it won't happen.
Actually, the coal lobby is doing more to block fracking than the clean energy industry. Cheap natural gas is driving coal prices down to the point where it costs more to extract it than it can be sold for.
BELIZE police say computer antivirus pioneer John McAfee is on the run after being named the prime suspect in a brutal murder.
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/technol.....z2C2wKtFy6
Huh. I spent part of my honeymoon in San Pedro.
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.
Big Pharma strikes again. /conspiracy nut
The victim failed to keep his anti-face eater definitions up to date.
Probably being set up by his archnemesis Mr. Norton.
Norton just kills people by having his bloated hog software fill up their hard drive completely with virus definition files, which cause them to go mad and kill themself.
Hyperion| 11.12.12 @ 5:45PM |#
"Norton just kills people by having his bloated hog software fill up their hard drive completely with virus definition files, which cause them to go mad and kill themself."
Question:
Did Norton or McAfee establish that protocol?
Both do it oh, so well, and once they're in there, they're almost as hard to get rid of as a facebook account.
Ah, silly Windows/Mac people.
The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption. The pizza I will be eating in response today will have both sausage and bacon.
That's how you do it.
Explains a lot:
Neurology 2008;71:826-832
Vitamin B12 status and rate of brain volume loss in community-dwelling elderly
http://www.neurology.org/cgi/c...../71/11/826
Those on a meat-free diet six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage because of a vitamin B12 deficiency. Vitamin B12 deficiency can also cause anaemia and inflammation of the nervous system.
What? No hamburger?
What? No hamburger?
In my case, after the first hamburger, no bun!
I think whenever I need to slaughter an animal I'm going to wait for Monday, film it and email the file to their city council and PETA.
I'd go with bacon and canadian bacon.
A Porterhouse is more appropriate.
I hope she at least stopped, and backed over the douche a few times.
Why is he a douche? Because he didn't vote for the Team Red candidate?
The man who does the voice of Elmo of Sesame Street has stepped down amid allegations of a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy.
This leads to more questions, like did Elmo consent to having that hand up there?
John McAfee, founder of McAfee anti-virus security, wanted for murder in Belize.
beat ya
The drone's-eye view
Wow! I bet watching those images all day and overseeing the death of terrorists or "associate forces" must be quite the power-trip.
United Nations wants control of web kill switch
And Obama will probably work to give it to them. So glad we chose him to rule our nation with his black fist of love.
In spite of the election results, my attempts to spark a war between the state of Texas and the UN will continue unabated. Well, certainly will be bated because that is my primary reason for wanting to destroy the UN. You wont get in the way of my midget choke porn, nor my hate speech level rants on H&R, you commie bastards!
Via Salon, why it's oh so right for liberals to be post-election dicks. Apparently, "the outsiders won."
they were dicks before the election, too, so really, who'll notice the difference?
I didn't, until I read the Salon piece. Ha!
"happy hate". You are right; my apologies. They have reached a new level of dickishness.
That is really the most loathsome thing about liberals. The own every fucking major institution in this country but they still smugly tell themselves they are really the "outsiders".
Remember, John: projection. It's the key to the TEAM BLUE mind.
No, they are outsiders. Outside of reality.
There is infinite power in victimhood. It's why they crave it so.
From the comments:
Susan Wood
MONDAY, NOV 12, 2012 11:47 AM MST
I distinctly remember the gloating over Bush's paper-thin reelection in 2004. One blogger offered the charming opinion that "we've got them on the ground kissing pavement. Now's the time for a curb-stomp." You may recall that in 2010, one of Rand Paul's thugs did exactly that to a young woman protester.
What is this...I don't even...
loose associations, delusions and confabulation, all symptoms of an acute episode of mania
Proglodyte History X, where they are the perpetual outsiders and the aggrieved victims, and Billy Jack sets things right.
I was gonna mention that post too...did anything even close to resembling this actually happen?
No, and I don't know whose ass she pulled Rand Paul out of, either. It's not like Kentucky was going to go TEAM BLUE without some massive voter intimidation conspiracy.
They're referring to this incident.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-50.....03544.html
If you watch the whole thing, a crazy woman rushed through a crowd towards Rand, is tackled and then at the end some asshole puts his foot on her shoulder / head to keep her down, but is pushed away by other Paul supports within a second or so.
This outpouring of happy hate isn't only about this election. It is also about every frat boy who taunted a nerd, every date rape, every gay bash, every Duke basketball championship over the plucky outsider school, every rich cretin who stiffed you while you were waiting tables. By "you" I mean "me." Yes, I remember every one of you. And I can't hit refresh enough on whitepeoplemourningromney.
Jesus, someone would willingly write the above?
But wasn't Obama a douchey Ivy-League Basketball jock from a fairly affluent family?
I'm pretty sure he was also already the incumbent president. But you know...
Who spent years saying that gays shouldn't marry.
And teasing and stiffing his Hispanic maid.
And literally laughing in the face of marijuana legalization advocates.
Yeah, but that wasn't in the quote we are responding to.
Rob Spillman is obviously brain-damaged.
These people need to keep their high school revenge fantasies out of their politics.
The first rule of Salon is DON'T READ SALON.
The saddest part is that I only know about this because it was written by an editor who works at a small press I really like. And by "really like" I mean "have a tortured relationship with because it's run by leftists." But that's as much as I like any press...
The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption.
REVERSE CATHOLICISM.
Wouldn't reverse Catholicism be eating meat only on Friday?
Who are you, Bizarro Pope?
Supreme Heresiarch of Texas and the Outlying Planets in the Amalgamated Conglomerated Church of Phred, actually. And ordained minister of the Universal Life Church, too.
That would be inverse Catholicism.
I thought it would require using birth control and staying home from church on Sundays.
In my experience, that's regular Catholicism.
Fools go to church on Sunday.
Jesus eat your body and drinks your blood during communion?
JUST FORGET IT THEN.
Not until you have repented for your crime. Admit your sin, swear you will never make such a poor joke again, and you will be forgiven.
In an opposite confession, you owe me ten Hail Marys.
And the priest tells about the boys he buggered.
No, the altar boys are moved from diocese to diocese to cover up their molesting ways.
You know, I was an altar boy and a very attractive one at that, really filled out a cassock, but yet I never even got propositioned. What's up with that?
Maybe your beauty was simply too intimidating to local clergy FOE. Your cross to bear I guess.
Acually, my childhood priest was a drinker not a lover. But he generally kept mass around 40 minutes so I have nothing but praise for the man.
To Elmo?
Well, Jesus is one of the undead right?
Dianne Feinstein, the chair of the Senate's Intelligence Committee, wants an investigation as to why they were not told about the FBI investigation into the affair.
The focus of the investigation will be Eric Cantor.
Cantor withheld the info so the GOP could try to gin up a controversy out of Benghazi in front of the election.
No harm done. It was never going to amount to shit anyway.
Hahahahaha!
Cantor: "Let's gin up a controversy about 4 Americans getting killed. It needs something spicy. How about withholding that stuff that smears Petraeus? That would so make it go away."
You live in an orthogonal reality.
Petraeus was preparing to defend the White House/CIA point of view on Benghazi.
Uh, no way. He had the live feed of the attack but went along with the video lie just like everyone else.
Defend, or justify?
Palin's Buttplug| 11.12.12 @ 5:44PM |#
"Petraeus was preparing to defend the White House/CIA point of view on Benghazi."
Got his email, didja, shreek?
And that is incredibly sad. But hey, at least that filmmaker is back in jail.
SAS solider jailed by British authorities for bringing home a pistol from Iraq as a war trophy.
His sentence was handed down on Remebrance Day.
Technically illegal in an effort to make war less about looting and a more civilized affair. None the less you're talking about actions that have been done by soldiers since the begining of organized violence. Unless he was bringing in valuable art I say a wink and a nod should have been used in this.
Sgt Nightingale's court martial did not dispute that the pistol had been a gift. It accepted statements from expert witnesses, including Dr Susan Young, a forensic psychologist also from King's College, London. She said that he probably had no recollection that he had the gun.
And yet they still threw him in the brig despite the fact that he had no idea he still had the gun. And there were clear medical reasons why this was the case. That's just FUBAR.
Just to help you gauge exactly how barbaric England is...
A homeowner is doing yard-work. He finds a bag in the hedge on his property line. The bag contains several hand-guns.
He picks up the bag and walks down the road to the police station and turns it into the desk sergeant.
He was sentenced to 1.5 years in jail for unlawful possession of a firearm. Fuck the English. When I become supreme dictator for life, I'm going to depose their royal family and install some minor German nobility on the throne. That'll punish them...
The Elector of Hanover wasn't that minor.
😉
They've aleady had French nobility on their throne for almost a thousand years. They're masochists for that sort of punishment by now.
It's Britain. Handguns are illegal.
'It's Britain. Rights are illegal.'
FIFY
An employment agency hiring for storm relief in New Jersey pulled out, citing unnamed "aggressive" incidents.
A category one hiringcane.
And if Venice is sinking I'm going under
I know its not exactly the same, but compare and contrast with New Orleans.
Oh, please. Give me a few floor jacks and I'd have the city right as rain.
Dear Prudence: I walked in on my son pleasuring himself with the vaccuum cleaner.
Dude, we know it was you.
Too loud.
I'm sure Groovus can regale us with a few stories of people who got their genitalia caught in vacuum cleaners when they slipped while vacuuming in the nude.
Was it a Dyson?
Facebook 'couples pages' make me want to retch
Wow, I'm definitely never going to visit one of those. At least, fingers crossed. Because if I accidentally do I might die.
Who in their right mind would even be remotely interested in "joining" Facebook?
WTF?
I have to be on it because of my job.
Being on it is one thing; actually joining and providing personal data / info is another.
Don't mind me - I am a vehement opponent of giving any more personal data to the matrix.
If my name was Alastair I'd want to be drunk all the time too.
I guess veterans should be glad Rahm bothered to show up at all.
http://articles.chicagotribune.....ive-wreath
So says a woman no one would want to see in her under wear no matter what the brand.
I don't know...Ms. Freeman is kinda cute.
She looks a bit chilly in that photo...
She's kind of nerdy cute. I'd do her if I could duct-tape her piehole shut -- or hate-fuck her.
Or something.
That column is really dumb, but she's right about most of their stuff being tacky.
But anything, no matter how tacky, looks good if you put it on an insanely hot Brazilian teenager. And that is pretty much what VS does.
I have been trying for 13 minutes to agree with you, John, really I have...but leopard print...it's just always bad.
That is just because you are a girl. Put that on a hot Brazilian teenager and I will think it is great. I can't help it. It is Pavlovian.
NSFW - How about schoolgirl outfits?
http://s12.postimage.org/wtgi95it7/1809.jpg
Unrelated, NSFW
http://s12.postimage.org/mgu7n2pa3/1676.jpg
Vicky S has just as much tacky stuff as any competitor. Supply meet demand.
Most competitors at least. I don't get why women think animal print is sexy.
Do men?
I can't speak for everyone, but I think lingerie in general is stupid. It just gets in my way.
That's not the point. The point is why some kind of Real Housewives bullshit has taken over the women's underclothing industry. I have seen RHONJ. Giudice? Manzo? Gorga? I think we know exactly who is at fault here. And it's you, whether you prefer them naked or not.
I'm willing to accept that condemnation, as long as you take some collective responsibility for Twilight.
Not so sanguine now, are you?
Hey, I already revealed that my mom is a fucking Twilight-lover. And I didn't kill her when I had the chance, now did I?
So yes, I admit it.
Breaking Wind: Part 2 -- homoerotic staredowns between guys who wax their chests, and an eternally constipated functional retard fawning over their hairless legs.
I like turtles.
I can't speak for everyone, but I think lingerie in general is stupid. It just gets in my way.
I can attest that an imaginatively dressed woman can be way sexier than a fully nude woman.
And undressing is also known as "foreplay". You should try it sometimes, Epi, when raping gets a bit dull.
Sometimes, yes.
Personally, I can't stand animal prints.
I have, uh, "rules" about what prints are acceptable or not. Any animal print falls under "never acceptable." But I am, as Bertie Wooster might say, notoriously hidebound in these matters...
I should clarify that I mean for all clothing
"animal prints"...."hidebound"....and a shout out to Wodehouse.
Us swine don't deserve these cast pearls, nicole.
Tell me about it, stud.
Uh, no, Victoria's Secret figured out that being represented by insanely hot chicks is very good advertising.
Vicky's Secrets also figured out that it would behoove the company to invest in Fruit of the Loom and other manufacturers of male underwear.
Do I have to explain why?
you mean sex sells? No....
She is snarky about La Senza too. I don't know, maybe they are tacky. Maybe she is decked out in super fancy $600 bras but $60 for something nice-ish from La Senza or VS is good enough for me.
I thought she was saying La Senza, while no great shakes, was fine because they didn't try to be all fancy-pants like VS pretends to be.
Do we have La Senza in the US? They are the main lingerie store in Canada, and I know they have them in UK and South Africa too. My impression is they market themselves very similarly. Nicer and more expensive than the boring beige department store stuff, with an unfortunate tendency to overpad. It is like VS cannot imagine why anyone wouldn't want to add 2 fake foam cup sizes, where I can't imagine who would.
Remember La Senza Girl? Marketed to 5-12 year olds. I think they got rid of that.
Disturbing.
No, there is no La Senza in the US.
It is like VS cannot imagine why anyone wouldn't want to add 2 fake foam cup sizes, where I can't imagine who would.
This is what finally got me to never go to VS again. I mean, I can imagine why some people would...like, say, 14-year-old girls...but me, not so much.
Right, but for grownups, at some point the bra is coming off, right? And then the jig is up.
Dagny, Dagny, get thee to a Sex & the City marathon for prompt reeducation. You will learn from our dear leader Carrie Bradshaw that you are supposed to leave the bra on. For precisely this reason.
There are very, very few guys who would stop after the bra comes off for any reason. Maybe if Quatto was under there, but it's still a toss-up.
This is what finally got me to never go to VS again. I mean, I can imagine why some people would...like, say, 14-year-old girls...but me, not so much.
It took me a while to parse this sentence. At first, I thought you were saying why some people "would like 14-year-old girls", but you're not that sort of creep.
Victoria's Secret and La Senza are subsidiaries of the same company.
what is the point to a $600 bra, other than "because I can." My bride swears by VS, mostly because their stuff lasts.
I really do not know. I was shopping for a friend's lingerie bridal shower (ended up deciding it was too weird to buy my friend sexclothes and got her a nice robe instead) and found some of the most retardedly overpriced shit. I figured it would mostly be for rich guys buying as presents to show off for their younger girlfriends/mistresses.
There is definitely an extent to which money buys better quality. And more boning.
I'd pay to see this study performed.
Christ, people, not that kind of boning.
Sexual euphemisms -- it's what's for breakfast, brunch, lunch, and dinner.
Remember where you are.
That has not been my experience. VS products are overpriced and do not hold up at all.
Victoria's secret is bulimia.
Victoria's secret is bulimia.
Haha this is so true.
Iran launched military drills across half the country on Monday, warning it would act against aggressors less than a week after Washington accused Iranian warplanes of firing on a U.S. drone.
Duke University scientists create first 'perfect' invisibility cloak.
I had no idea we had Romulans working for us.
Well they certainly aren't Vulcans if they're working at Duke.
The researchers are now working to apply the principles learned in the latest experiments to three dimensions - much more difficult than two.
Now I see why you put scare quotes around "perfect."
So the article is saying that the pattern of their experiments indicates two-dimensional thinking?
They are intelligent, but not experienced.
Z minus 10,000 meters~!
Funny, I was thinking Peverell Brothers but this was a close second.
"Dianne Feinstein, the chair of the Senate's Intelligence Committee, wants an investigation as to why they were not told about the FBI investigation"
Uh, what's to investigate? There was an election going on and this could have hurt Obozo's chances.
Covering up for political purposes? Hey, he's from Chicago.
Tim Hortons continues Middle East expansion with first Oman store.
FYI, The Emirates has one of the highest per capita coffee consumption in the world. Starbucks has been makin' bank in the ME for years.
Also surprising = Japan is the 7th largest coffee market in the world. Canned coffee is like the most popular beverage in the country.
Coffee originated on the Arabian Peninsula. Not so surprising.
The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption.
The same ones that banned bareback porno? Apparently they don't eat meat or like the bone.
Indian sprinter Pinki Pramanik declared male, charged with rape
Story of my life, man.
Idiocracy: Stanford study suggests that humanity is getting progressively dumber since intelligence is no longer needed to survive.
Well, that explains the election results...
Aaron will totally OVERREACT to anything you want and send you a video or picture of it for $5
Hey! Don't group me in with this douchebag that spells Aaron with two R's.
Joe Biden's 42 year old son is joining the US Navy Reserve as a direct commission officer so he can become a public affairs officer. He has never served in the military and has no experience or training with it, yet he will be telling the press, politicians and other ignorant people about the Navy. The blind leading the blind.
At the same time the Navy is kicking qualified and experienced personnel out of the Navy to save money.
Looks like a good place to cut Pentagon spending is cutting these "public affairs officers" who are there to spread Pentagon propaganda. They are great at this job since they don't know anything about the military so they will have no problem toeing the Pentagon line.
http://seattletimes.com/html/p.....nnavy.html
Back when I joined almost 20 years ago, the Navy used to call these guys Direct Input Limited Duty Officers. The acronym fit.
toeing the Pentagon line
What'ing the Pentagon what?
http://english.alarabiya.net/a.....49092.html
The jihadists want to go Taliban on the Spinx. I wonder if the world will sit idly by and let them do it.
Simple fix. Sell all of it to Vegas. MGM (with the Luxor hotel) could buy the whole set and have it shipped over (a massive undertaking, but doable) to Nevada. Too bad about the Luxor re-branding into the gayest hotel on the strip, but no reason to let historical treasures of humanity turn into rubble.
Poor Leon...what's he ever do to them?
http://nation.foxnews.com/paul.....us-january
And the FBI had to hack into emails to figure out Petreus was banging this broad?
Like Imus, love the arms.
http://www.fox19.com/story/200.....-room-only
Ryanair wants plans with standing room tickets.
Did Elmo drive Cookie Monster to a life of crime?
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/n.....z0sGKuxHSN
Check this out
Jill Kelley, 37, of Tampa ? a "social liaison" to the powerful Joint Special Operations Command ? reported the jealous messages from Broadwell, who is accused of sleeping with the married four-star general, to the FBI, sources said.
WTF is a social liaison? What do you want to bet she made six figures and was a GS 15 minimum if not an SES with a job title that says "I fuck generals".
I believe Rush said today that it was unpaid.
It's the opposite of an antisocial liaison.
Salak, the new breakout fruit from Indonesia
Cat hates his reflection
HAHAHAHA.
Also, my whore ex-girlfriend goes to UChicago. What a bitch.
I'm so sorry. They are seriously among the most insufferable students in the universe. And they have no. fucking. idea how to cross the street.
If it makes you feel any better, there's a good chance I have extensively beeped my horn at your ex, probably while shouting obscenities about retarded children.
ooo, I know, I can spread rumors that she used to go out with a republican (at the time, that is...)!!!
Nobody at my school knows how to cross the street either, in their defense. It's made up for by the fact that we have a badass crossing guard.
Does he yell "FUS ROH DA" if some punk motherfucker jaywalks?
No lollygaggin!!!!
He used to be a campus rent a cop, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
I mean, yeah, the Republicans do support the drug war, but so do the Democrats, and at least Republicans are less likely to support war on foods.
(I'm not entirely sure if Romney really is deceitful and conniving, but it's a comfortable bandwagon and I'm determined to jump on it.)
And these people think they are the "reality-based community." Nuke universities today.
Photo dump time. This one goes out to General Patraeus. We're with you, my man.
http://s12.postimage.org/txu8at01n/1566.jpg
http://postimage.org/image/8pgjtdlkp/
NSFW
It's NSFW
Now you tell us.
NSFW, bruh. This is recompense for fucking you up by forgetting the initial NSFW warning. My bad.
http://s12.postimage.org/5p8w4bp17/1647.jpg
http://s12.postimage.org/3n8eq2r23/1663.jpg
Took you 4 tries but you finally got it.
Haters gonna hate.
*Pink sunglasses*.
Someday, you are going to have to come in to work a few hours late and skin a freshly caught fish on your desk. Your coworkers don't fear you enough if you can't browse porn in your cubicle.
PS This comes from a guy who usually avoids the morning links as not to appear like he's fucking off 😉
Hmm, a pop is telling me that there is a gorgeous woman nearby looking for a fuck-buddy. Must be true.
I say go for it.
I forgot to filter out the site on the second photo. Sorry. Some of the shit that comes up on that is pretty weird.
Not cool, that has a redirect
Sorry.
Same picture without the site:
http://s12.postimage.org/5vdefxjej/1590.jpg
Everytime RPA does a NSFW photo dump, a Ken Schultz cries.
Why? Is he always at work?
No, it's that in his mind you're scaring away all the womenfolk.
Not a single woman I've known is somehow repulsed by naked pictures of other women. It's always "Eh? Meh."
Who knows? I may attract some lesbians to the Cause (tm).
Quit it...you're ruining his "Libertarians' Problem with Women" narrative on the other thread.
Man, really?
Of course, nicole. Aren't you such a delicate little flower that you get a case of the vapors if you accidentally overhear that most vulgar reference to the pudenda?
Well, I have been fairly characterized as a delicate little flower, but that was for getting motion sickness on elevators.
I wonder if Ken knows what Epi's name means?
I don't know. Is Ken a David Brin fan?
And here I thought it was a filthy joke. That's what I get for ignoring SF I suppose.
My version is better.
Yeah. Example: My last girlfriend would point out inadequacies in them and giggle. She once commented about how she'd like a nipple piercing like the one she saw on one photo. I was like HURRRRR NO PIERCING.
Here's one for Ken, in that case: NSFW
http://s12.postimage.org/91bsbd663/1870.jpg
It's one of a girl who looks almost uncomfortable being there, so she probably shares Ken's ideas on libertarians' problems with Vagina-Americans.
Aw, she doesn't look uncomfortable, and she has the prettiest hair of them all!
And she has that stare. Yummy.
So what DOES it mean, other than the sci-fi reference? I can't find any other definition.
A little Greek for you
Ah. So Episiarch is a pussy?
(Sorry, couldn't resist).
Yeah, I prefer vulvas unmutilated. Thanks for the mental image.
You did that on purpose, Nicole!
He made me!
Yeah, his use of all-caps in "DONE" was a patriarchal act of superaggression. Don't blame yourself.
Exactly.
You guys are all late to the party. The doc has been calling me that for a long time.
And yes, I am a HUGE pussy.
Isn't he also the Australian aborigine in Marvel comics who opens portals with a piece of string?
What sorts of portals? *Wink wink*
NSFW: Like these gals, for example:
http://s12.postimage.org/j2q9vjeyj/1986.jpg
They could be libertarians!
I LOLed.
I'm heterosexual, so I'm not sure I'd be picking very tasteful pictures of naked dudes. Sorry.
Thanks, I'm good.
Ooooh. *Clears throat*. Well, in that case, more women coming up.
If I could linger browse quickly through a few thousand pics of guys kissing one another while wearing speedos to pull off a so so joke last week, any dude can.
Here you Nicole, enjoy!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6q6-.....n+ass-.jpg
Don't be such a damned miscreant. Nicole deserves better.
NSFW (for lesbians everywhere):
http://s12.postimage.org/u3brppbi3/1883.jpg
What? That dude is not hot? I, I, I'm so hetero, I just can't tell!
Stop trying to hide your fat-guy-in-soiled-speedo fetish. We all know, man. Let it go.
NSFW tattoos:
http://s12.postimage.org/fs1wvnp17/1937.jpg
I was going to send her a naughty hot dude after she complained about that one. But she never did complain. I'm just like my third grade self who pulled on girls pigtails on the playground to let her know she's okay by me.
Hahaha. Haven't you guys learned by now that (most) girls don't care about pictures, hot or otherwise?
Real life, of course, is a different story.
You need more stimulation than mere appearance? Some audio in the mix. A bad boy with a sensitive soul?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmQO1-tfhf4
If this doesn't work there is no secret formula that works on women. It's just random chance like we always suspected.
Piano? The one thing girls can't resist is sax....
Funniest thing I've seen today.
Piano? The one thing girls can't resist is sax....
This is why I H&R.
Says Nicole while sitting in her chair, fanning herself wildly with a magazine, trying to stay composed.
Let your hair down. It's Meatless Monday today, so women are going to have to settle for pictures.
Oh jeez, it's like Bizarro AM links where John and sarcasmic are played by Killaz and RPA and it's dudes and not chicks.
Yeah, let's break up this sausage fest with a little Ukrainian tail:
http://s12.postimage.org/6pdfompa3/1987.jpg
NSFW again, unless your boss is a badass.
http://s12.postimage.org/5wnc9cl8b/1606.jpg
http://s12.postimage.org/ce68suvln/1630.jpg
Wow, how 'bout that! While I checked out the first pic, a lady in my home town IMed me on that very page. Sorry lady, not only am I taken but she scares the fuck out of me.
NSFW: http://s12.postimage.org/nyk9cdjej/1873.jpg
Was it her?
A wee little crack that fits snuggly against my index finger. What's not to like.
Oh, that's in reference to these popup ads that are designed to look like they are IMs on the site you linked to.
NSFW
http://s12.postimage.org/6drdy4jgb/1888.jpg
Where'd that G-string go? It got swallowed up!
That's great.
Representing Canadia NSFW:
http://s12.postimage.org/e8wvftmrf/1859.jpg
Molson does the body good.
I'd love to come home to see her sitting on my bed, exactly in that pose and state of dress. Better yet, her and this babe together:
NSFW
http://s12.postimage.org/6j8xd0uwr/2066.jpg
More than a third of Germans living in the former communist east harbour hostility towards foreigners, according to a report published on Monday, showing an increase of 30% over the past decade.
Speaking of German girls (NSFW):
http://s12.postimage.org/57dqogzgb/1837.jpg
And for the ones who like to observe:
http://s12.postimage.org/vtq7dg3nf/1842.jpg
Heil Deutschland.
Zee first is the perfectest (what the fuck, that's a real word? No squiggely red lines? I don't even) bottom. Just a hint of a saddle on the sides but well firm.
Were you the one who said you had a fetish for good jeans/pants on a hot babe?
I can see myself saying that. Understand I intentionally kill memories with heavy drinking. Nowhere close to being eidetic anymore!
Well, I don't about pants, but here are some hot shorts:
http://s12.postimage.org/4koh9sy9n/1903.jpg
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Killaz.
I can see you have a taste for clam shell.
NSFW - How about three?
http://s12.postimage.org/xj8xwdf23/1901.jpg
I would say I want that redhead.... but I want all of them. They are the best 3 of your entire photo dump, and they're all in the same picture!
How about some rear views of their teammates?
NSFW
http://s12.postimage.org/7wrdgufej/1935.jpg
Weak chin reminds me of that chick from 24. Sometime, I find that hot. I have a lot of microfetishes where certain things please me at certain times.
Like that three-boobed chick in Total Recall?
That just confuses me with choices.
Dude, it's easy. One for each hand, and one for your mouth. Perfection.
Three of this size would be extra-perfect:
http://s12.postimage.org/ypqq0e7i3/2093.jpg
Where would you fit the third? You need sloping torpedo tits to make room there. Mmm, another microfetish, torpedo tits. Ms. Rupard in seventh grad all over again.
Good question. I guess I'll stick with the original two-unit setup, in that case.
http://s12.postimage.org/x5gso99q3/2014.jpg
Well, that is a sweet set.
I've embarked on a personal journey for approximately six days and reached an understanding that people have been content in their comfortable environment for a long time. Extending any effort with the intention of redirecting this environment is futile, so by playing ball I might still come out ahead by the time said environment terminates at its ultimate conclusion. Can anybody provide any advice on how I might be able to receive some AFL-CIO pension fund loans?
Look at photographs of hot babes on the Internet.
I recommend seeking a job with your state or the federal government. That's the best way to leech.
I recently opened the door to an ongoing organized public-private sector opportunity that will give me stability after every appropriation cycle for five to ten years if there are no interruptions. But that is someone else's goose and only ensures adequate security for me. I have some other plans but I need some sponsors.
Join the po-po.
Paid vacations for gangland murder = nice gig.
Well, not sure about that, but I can tell you that if we get "universal" healthcare, I plan to go to the doctor every time I get a runny nose. This despite the fact that I currently have private health insurance and haven't been to a doctor in over 10 years.
In Wingnuttopia they are whining about the UN Small Arms Treaty - falsely claiming that Obama is pursuing a US gun ban.
http://www.humanevents.com/201.....-election/
Their nuttiness never stops.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy some ass (NSFW):
http://s12.postimage.org/yhpaynse3/1890.jpg
And as exaggerated as people's concern can get with that treaty, it's the UN, Shrike. Their impotency is no indication that they're any less malicious than they were. Beware.
That's some nice side-B grooves right there.
Side-B reminded me of side-boob. Side-boob = cleavage.
No nudity, but may be NSFW:
http://s12.postimage.org/3sgrdhnqz/1874.jpg
OK, you win that one. That is some juicy tail.
Like he wouldn't if he though he could pull it off! Tell me again how you are really not an Obama supporter! Tard!
Like he wouldn't if he though he could pull it off! Tell me again how you are really not an Obama supporter! Tard!
http://abcnews.go.com/m/blogEntry?id=17701623
Democrat Kyrsten Sinema was declared the winner today, becoming the first openly bisexual member of Congress.
This has always been something of a mystery to me -- why the fuck should I give a shit about a candidate's sexuality, ethnicity, or gender? Her positions blow. Fuck her.
Since there are no libertarians in Congress you must think they all blow.
Which is fair.
1) Who said I was a libertarian?
2) I'm not the type to go the No True Scotsman route, so they don't all blow.
I wish she would though (NSFW):
http://s12.postimage.org/rotjg4qyj/1913.jpg
Now that she's in Congress, she will be less interested in bi-ing and more interested in selling.
A platinum-coated Internet -- you have won it.
And this:
NSFW
http://s12.postimage.org/tbrxsuhrv/2087.jpg
NSFW
http://s12.postimage.org/4m30gyph7/1911.jpg
Now if Sinema looked like THAT, I'd vote for her even if she were an Obamatron (not really, but you get the gist).
She reminds me of the bartender at the Orlando (I think) bar down the street from the cop station who was wearing chaps with her bare ass showing, and kept calling me "hon" in a smoker voice. I don't think I would have hit that.
But boobs fix everything. So here's a NSFW one to take your mind off of the bare-ass hooker chick:
http://s12.postimage.org/gula5omm3/2072.jpg
Is she taking a dump in a truck tire? That's hot!
I'm pretty sure she's sitting on it.
Take your sick-mindedness elsewhere!!
An employment agency hiring for storm relief in New Jersey pulled out, citing unnamed "aggressive" incidents.
File this under:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
I assume that at some point today we covered (Gawker's coverage of) the "We the People" petitions to secede from the union...but the comments, just in case you weren't sure...well they are awesome.
That shit's gold. These pinkos actually believe Texans are going to miss NJ, because CONFEDERACY LOLOLOL.
You can't write this shit.
I like how indignant they are that there are people in Oregon, New York, and Colorado want to secede.
Also let's hoist up the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
Note that it has been flagged as offensive by the YouTube community.
The Irish green shall again be seen as our Irish fathers bore it --
A burning wind from the South behind, and the Yankee route before it!
Holy shit, Nicole -- the Texan petition gained 140 votes in five minutes.
What's really great is that is also gained enough votes that the White House is supposed to respond to it!
400 more. Holy shit. This thing's on fire.
Oregon gained 100, Louisiana gained 200, Alabama gained about 150, and Tennessee gained about 100. Texas has gained about 600 total since we started discussing it.
Is anyone really surprised by this though?
Half the the country didn't vote for Obumbles the first time, and now they get to watch him ruin the country for another four years. I'm surprised it's not more popular.
I'm willing to bet the Texan one gets hundreds of thousands of votes, and then shit might get interesting.
If they took a nationwide poll right now I bet there would be a scary amount of people who would vote to walk away from the blue state disasters that the next four years has in store.
I'm not one of them, but I get why there are.
I'm betting on millions.
Like they always like to keep reminding us. The constitution is not a suicide pack. If that's the case you can't argue against succession being anything but completely legit.
The comparison to the Civil War is about the only thing their brains can fathom, nevermind that the parallels are more apt to 1776 since the issue we have is a Federal government that has exceeded all bounded authority and embraced arbitrary rule at the expense of local autonomy and self-governance.
These liberals would have all be royalists back in those days.
UELs. Fuck 'em.
Sympathetic and I understand it, but don't support it because almost everything is more trouble than it is worth.
:911Ducktailand 4 moreReply:
"Good, let them go. Sorry about Oregon but as a blue stater I'm sick of red state socialism "
But what does it mean?
"The last thing the planet needs is 20 new third-world nations."
Stupid progressive cunt is stupid.
And this little gem right here:
Suzanne1958
6 hours ago
"Let them go. They can learn to take care of themselves. No more federal funding for roads, no more Social Security for them, no more FEMA help no more Medicare or Medicaid, and no more Federal money for education. It doesn't seem to be doing much good anyways. We will build a wall, enforce immigration and treat them exactly like they treat everybody else. Be careful what you wish for folks. "
I guess shes kinda missing the point...no?
Does she not realize that that list of things is actually a list of really awesome things that should happen in all states?
Tragically the irony is lost on her.
Best one yet:
octothorp
7 hours ago
"I say, give it a chance. It's happened before, and look how marvelously things turned out for the Confederacy."
I'm still marveling at the brilliance of that statement.
Yes, everyone knows that the Confederacy peacefully went their own way and four years later was begging Lincoln to take them back.
It's not like the Confederate secession was successful or anything. Heh!
I had briefly considered drinking a glass of milk whilst re-reading Octothorp's comment again, to see if milk would shoot from my nose...but thought better of it, because that would be almost as stupid as his comment.
If you want to wash away the filth of Progressive Fucktardedness from your mind, drinking yourself into a stupid (via Jack Daniels) is your best bet.
A stupor, too.
^This^
"Red state socialism" is the idea that blue states are making net tax transfers to red ones.
This is true on average, but looking at it at the red-vs-blue level obscures things like Texas being a bigger and more consistent net donor state than California.
NYT Styles Section does not let storm get in way of idiocy:
Ban food during emergencies. PROBLEM SOLVED. Why do you hate healthy living, Nicole?!
At today's White House Presser, Jay Carney said he knew 3 Paula Broadwell's and does not know which one was sleeping with Petraeus.
Hopefully that question was thrown at him like a shoe, and that was his best attempt at dodging it.
*Press asks uncomfortable question.*
Carney: "What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a REPUBLICAN!"
*Press corps drops to the floor with anguished screams.*
Patches O'Houlihan' to GW. Booosh;
"If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a dodgeball!"
Sagely advice, years later it paid off for dubya against the Iraqi shoe throwers onslaught.
Lmao. The Texan petition has gained over 1,000 signatures in the space of about an hour. Awesome.
LOL
The crazy thing would be how fast states themselves would want to split up after succession, west Florida and the panhandle could split from the east coast strip, then burn it.. New York state could succeed from NYC, and then nuke it from orbit, PA could forc..err..donate Philly to NJ, Detroit could go to Canada..or be buried under 62ft of solid concrete, whatever. Imagine the possibilities.
At today's White House Presser, Jay Carney said he knew 3 Paula Broadwell's and does not know which one was sleeping with Petraeus.
Yeah, but Jay Carney's functionally retarded. The guy's like a broken e-reader.
At today's White House Presser, Jay Carney said he knew 3 Paula Broadwell's and does not know which one was sleeping with Petraeus.
Summary of petitions: Over 10,000 votes for secession in one hour. At this rate, this'll mean there are millions of people wanting the federales to fuck off. I wonder how Emperor Hussein and the Gang are going to react.
Casual disregard, and highballs at 8pm
You know what would be really great? Checking back at that petition page, and finding that something like 10,000,000 Texans or more want out. Imagine the clusterfuck.
But...who whould maintain the golf courses? Who would golf there?
In all seriousness, I just read an article on USA Today in the wake of David Patreaus having a crazy hot woman under his desk, purporting to explain why powerful men cheat.
Seriously, you can't make this up.
If I remember South Park correctly it had something to do with "aliens".
lol, Who cares, Senate and Congress are jsut as (if not more) corrupt!
http://www.Privacy-Guyz.tk