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Politics

Senate Mad at Missing Petraeus Gossip, Elmo's Sex Scandal, Threats Hamper Sandy Hiring: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 11.12.2012 4:30 PM

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  • The David Petraeus aftermath continues. Dianne Feinstein, the chair of the Senate's Intelligence Committee, wants an investigation as to why they were not told about the FBI investigation into the affair. Some members of Congress still want Petraeus to testify about the Benghazi consulate attack.

  • Thanks in part to fracking, the United States could become the world's largest gas and oil producer within a decade.
  • Petitions have appeared on the White House web site for 20 separate states to be allowed to secede from the union. Those expecting an official response are encouraged not to hold their breath, regardless of the White House's own guidelines.
  • The man who does the voice of Elmo of Sesame Street has stepped down amid allegations of a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy. Kevin Clash admitted to the relationship but said the boy was actually a consenting adult.
  • An employment agency hiring for storm relief in New Jersey pulled out, citing unnamed "aggressive" incidents. Nearly 1,000 people showed up looking for work. Sounds like some didn't want to take "no" for an answer.
  • The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption. The pizza I will be eating in response today will have both sausage and bacon.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Those expecting an official response are encouraged not to hold their breath, regardless of the White House's own guidelines.

    The Obama people not keeping their word? I'm going to start a petition!

    1. Jimbo   13 years ago

      This just in:
      News Alert
      from The Wall Street Journal

      A federal agent who launched the investigation that ultimately led to the resignation of Central Intelligence Agency chief David Petraeus was barred from taking part in the case over the summer due to superiors' concerns that he had become personally involved in the case.

      New details about how the Federal Bureau of Investigation handled the case suggest that even as the bureau delved into Mr. Petraeus's personal life, the agency struggled with questionable conduct by one of its own -- including allegedly sending shirtless photos of himself to a woman involved in the case.

      Is this not the BEST F'ing story? It keeps getting better and better!!

      1. Brutus   13 years ago

        It's like a Coen brothers movie, I swear.

    2. protefeed   13 years ago

      I'm guessing the official response will be a more-or-less polite "fuck off, or we will send in the military".

  2. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Thanks in part to fracking, the United States could become the world's largest gas and oil producer within a decade.

    So screw off Saudis!

    1. wareagle   13 years ago

      just imagine if the feds got out of the way re: public land. NC's new governor has made offshore drilling a centerpiece of his economic agenda.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

        Obama has called for the states to open up offshore drilling. Some states, like Florida, oppose it (see Jeb Bush) due to dangers to tourism.

        Of course, in Wingnuttopia, Obama is the one blocking all offshore drilling single-handedly.

        1. Randian   13 years ago

          Obama has called for the states to open up offshore drilling.

          citation? And after blocking deepwater drilling (in violation of a court order to reopen it, natch), it's the least he could

          1. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

            http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03......html?_r=0

            And Obama never blocked all deepwater drilling - just new GOM deepwater for several months.

            1. Randian   13 years ago

              Which is what I said. And he defied a court order to reopen it.

              What's coal looking like these days, Goldwater Republican of mine?

              1. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

                Coal is cheap and dropping in price mainly due to the abundance of cheap natural gas.

                I for one - also hope the coal excavation business is bankrupted due to alternative sources of energy.

                1. db   13 years ago

                  Yeah, because the only reason people dig up coal is to burn it for energy. Moron.

                2. Sevo   13 years ago

                  "I for one - also hope the coal excavation business is bankrupted due to alternative sources of energy."
                  Yeah, but you're an ignoramus.

            2. Rights-Minimalist Autocrat   13 years ago

              Did he violate the court order?

        2. wareagle   13 years ago

          bullshit. Obama, through Interior and the EPA, has done a thorough job of blocking lots of things.

          1. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

            Get out of Wingnuttopia while you can!

            1. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

              You fucking moron, I already owned your ass on this topic once, do you really want to get your ass kicked in another round?

              1. Tman   13 years ago

                If you keep answering him he'll just keep playing this game. Just about everyone has handed him his ass several times.

                Ignore it.

                1. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

                  If you let the sockpuppet's bullshit go unanswered, casual readers might begin to suspect he's right. I'm not arguing to convince the moron; he's never going to chang his mond, I'm more arguing to convince others who may not understand the subject.

                  Besides, making shriek shriek is somewhat amusing, especially when he starts flailing about.

                  1. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

                    *change is mind

                    1. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

                      Are you drinking?

                    2. Tman   13 years ago

                      Yeah, I see what you mean. I just hate it when people are repeatedly proven wrong but for whatever reason they simply refuse to admit it.

                      It takes more balls to admit you were wrong than to continue to deny it.

                    3. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

                      Are you drinking?

                      Unfortunately, no.

    2. Rights-Minimalist Autocrat   13 years ago

      Thanks in part to fracking

      You're welcome!

      1. Brandybuck   13 years ago

        Ow! My hair! Get off my hair!

    3. Ice Nine   13 years ago

      Um, that would be in the last six years of that decade at best.

      1. Rod Flash   13 years ago

        So?

      2. Big 'Orra   13 years ago

        Fracking has been around for a long time, we're just getting better at it.

        1. Brandybuck   13 years ago

          The first time always hurts a little bit.

        2. Sevo   13 years ago

          About the time the greenie/lefties start griping.

  3. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    The man who does the voice of Elmo of Sesame Street has stepped down amid allegations of a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy. Kevin Clash admitted to the relationship but said the boy was actually a consenting adult.

    This man-boy love story is brought to you by the letter P.

    1. Jerry on the road   13 years ago

      The voice actor won't be giggling when he gets tickled in the jailhouse.

      1. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

        Clash will spend the next 8 years with someone's hand up his ass?

        1. Jerry on the road   13 years ago

          It's only fair.

        2. fish   13 years ago

          See S o c k p u p p e t there are others like you.

    2. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

      More like the letter X.

    3. C. Anacreon   13 years ago

      I'll let those more knowledgeable verify, but gay colleagues have told me it is pretty common for gay males to have their first sexual experience with a much older man.

    4. Randian   13 years ago

      Kid claims he was 16 (legally an adult in most states) when it started and is probably even lying about that.

      There's a dark place in Hell for little pieces of shit who lie to the police about statutory / molestation.

      1. Coeus   13 years ago

        Kid claims he was 16 (legally an adult in most states) when it started and is probably even lying about that.

        There are many states where the age limit is 18 for straight sex but older for homosex (and different depending on whether the homosex is male or female).

      2. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

        We'll know more when all the details come out, but even if Clash is totally innocent of criminal charges, there's still the issue of having a relationship with someone over half your age, especially when they are that young.

        A teenager is honestly in no place from an emotional or intellectual standpoint to handle a mature relationship with someone in their mid-40s, gay or straight. People in these kinds of relationships tend to be very fucked-up emotionally--Bogie and Bacall are the exception, not the rule.

        1. generic Brand   13 years ago

          there's still the issue of having a relationship with someone over half your age, especially when they are that young.

          Why is that an issue? This is my biggest complaint about age of consent laws. I see the necessity, but the implementation is all wrong.

          Dave Chappelle went into a great bit on one of his specials where he tied the Elizabeth Smart kidnapping, another kidnapping, and the R Kelly piss story together. How are some kids old enough to escape from kidnappers at age 13, but not old enough to realize that getting pissed on is disgusting?

          It shouldn't be an age of consent. It should be tied to mental capacity somehow. Age is just a fucking number.

          1. Mickey Rat   13 years ago

            "It should be tied to mental capacity somehow."

            If you go by that standard, how is anyone going to able to determine whether their partner has the mental capacity to consent? Age is an easily determined objective standard in most cases, "mental capacity" is not.

            This is one those things that sound good in the abstract, but would be a practical nightmare to implement in reality.

          2. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

            Why is that an issue?

            It's an issue of maturity. I'm not saying there should be legislation for it. I'm saying that older people need to think carefully before getting involved with someone over half their age.

      3. Brandybuck   13 years ago

        The question is whether or not it was a legitimate molestion, or in other words, "molestation molestation".

        1. Mickey Rat   13 years ago

          How dare you call put "legitimate" in front of "molestation" you sexist pig!

        2. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

          Even if it ends up being legal, it's so creepy that he'll never work for Sesame Street again.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Thanks in part to fracking, the United States could become the world's largest gas and oil producer within a decade.

    Thanks to regulations spurred by clean energy concerns not liking the competition, it won't happen.

    1. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

      Actually, the coal lobby is doing more to block fracking than the clean energy industry. Cheap natural gas is driving coal prices down to the point where it costs more to extract it than it can be sold for.

  5. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    BELIZE police say computer antivirus pioneer John McAfee is on the run after being named the prime suspect in a brutal murder.

    Read more: http://www.news.com.au/technol.....z2C2wKtFy6

    1. NoVAHockey   13 years ago

      Huh. I spent part of my honeymoon in San Pedro.

      1. Ted S.   13 years ago

        Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.

    2. ant1sthenes   13 years ago

      Big Pharma strikes again. /conspiracy nut

    3. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      ...McAfee began posting on a drug-focused Russian-hosted message board called Bluelight about his attempts to purify the psychoactive compounds colloquially known as "bath salts."

      The victim failed to keep his anti-face eater definitions up to date.

    4. C. Anacreon   13 years ago

      Probably being set up by his archnemesis Mr. Norton.

      1. Hyperion   13 years ago

        Norton just kills people by having his bloated hog software fill up their hard drive completely with virus definition files, which cause them to go mad and kill themself.

        1. Sevo   13 years ago

          Hyperion| 11.12.12 @ 5:45PM |#
          "Norton just kills people by having his bloated hog software fill up their hard drive completely with virus definition files, which cause them to go mad and kill themself."

          Question:
          Did Norton or McAfee establish that protocol?
          Both do it oh, so well, and once they're in there, they're almost as hard to get rid of as a facebook account.

          1. Timon 19   13 years ago

            Ah, silly Windows/Mac people.

  6. Ska   13 years ago

    The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption. The pizza I will be eating in response today will have both sausage and bacon.

    That's how you do it.

    1. Pound. Head. On. Desk.   13 years ago

      Explains a lot:
      Neurology 2008;71:826-832
      Vitamin B12 status and rate of brain volume loss in community-dwelling elderly
      http://www.neurology.org/cgi/c...../71/11/826

      Those on a meat-free diet six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage because of a vitamin B12 deficiency. Vitamin B12 deficiency can also cause anaemia and inflammation of the nervous system.

    2. BigT   13 years ago

      What? No hamburger?

      1. Pound. Head. On. Desk.   13 years ago

        What? No hamburger?

        In my case, after the first hamburger, no bun!

        I think whenever I need to slaughter an animal I'm going to wait for Monday, film it and email the file to their city council and PETA.

    3. Zeb   13 years ago

      I'd go with bacon and canadian bacon.

      1. Brutus   13 years ago

        A Porterhouse is more appropriate.

  7. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

    Mesa resident Holly Solomon thinks it's her husband's fault that President Obama was re-elected last week, because he didn't vote.

    Not only does Solomon, 28, have a thorough misunderstanding of our nation's electoral system, she also ran over her husband with her car because of this, according to Gilbert police.

    1. BigT   13 years ago

      I hope she at least stopped, and backed over the douche a few times.

      1. Calidissident   13 years ago

        Why is he a douche? Because he didn't vote for the Team Red candidate?

  8. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    The man who does the voice of Elmo of Sesame Street has stepped down amid allegations of a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy.

    This leads to more questions, like did Elmo consent to having that hand up there?

  9. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    John McAfee, founder of McAfee anti-virus security, wanted for murder in Belize.

    1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

      beat ya

  10. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

    The drone's-eye view

    1. Auscifer   13 years ago

      Wow! I bet watching those images all day and overseeing the death of terrorists or "associate forces" must be quite the power-trip.

  11. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    United Nations wants control of web kill switch

    Telecommunications ministers from 193 countries will meet behind closed doors in Dubai next month to discuss the proposal

    1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

      And Obama will probably work to give it to them. So glad we chose him to rule our nation with his black fist of love.

      1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        In spite of the election results, my attempts to spark a war between the state of Texas and the UN will continue unabated. Well, certainly will be bated because that is my primary reason for wanting to destroy the UN. You wont get in the way of my midget choke porn, nor my hate speech level rants on H&R, you commie bastards!

  12. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

    Via Salon, why it's oh so right for liberals to be post-election dicks. Apparently, "the outsiders won."

    1. wareagle   13 years ago

      they were dicks before the election, too, so really, who'll notice the difference?

      1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

        I didn't, until I read the Salon piece. Ha!

        1. wareagle   13 years ago

          "happy hate". You are right; my apologies. They have reached a new level of dickishness.

    2. John   13 years ago

      That is really the most loathsome thing about liberals. The own every fucking major institution in this country but they still smugly tell themselves they are really the "outsiders".

      1. Episiarch   13 years ago

        Remember, John: projection. It's the key to the TEAM BLUE mind.

      2. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

        No, they are outsiders. Outside of reality.

      3. Brutus   13 years ago

        There is infinite power in victimhood. It's why they crave it so.

    3. The Hammer   13 years ago

      From the comments:

      Susan Wood
      MONDAY, NOV 12, 2012 11:47 AM MST
      I distinctly remember the gloating over Bush's paper-thin reelection in 2004. One blogger offered the charming opinion that "we've got them on the ground kissing pavement. Now's the time for a curb-stomp." You may recall that in 2010, one of Rand Paul's thugs did exactly that to a young woman protester.

      What is this...I don't even...

      1. C. Anacreon   13 years ago

        loose associations, delusions and confabulation, all symptoms of an acute episode of mania

      2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        Proglodyte History X, where they are the perpetual outsiders and the aggrieved victims, and Billy Jack sets things right.

      3. Omni   13 years ago

        I was gonna mention that post too...did anything even close to resembling this actually happen?

        1. Belgian   13 years ago

          No, and I don't know whose ass she pulled Rand Paul out of, either. It's not like Kentucky was going to go TEAM BLUE without some massive voter intimidation conspiracy.

        2. VG Zaytsev   13 years ago

          They're referring to this incident.

          http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-50.....03544.html

          If you watch the whole thing, a crazy woman rushed through a crowd towards Rand, is tackled and then at the end some asshole puts his foot on her shoulder / head to keep her down, but is pushed away by other Paul supports within a second or so.

    4. MJGreen   13 years ago

      This outpouring of happy hate isn't only about this election. It is also about every frat boy who taunted a nerd, every date rape, every gay bash, every Duke basketball championship over the plucky outsider school, every rich cretin who stiffed you while you were waiting tables. By "you" I mean "me." Yes, I remember every one of you. And I can't hit refresh enough on whitepeoplemourningromney.

      Jesus, someone would willingly write the above?

      1. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

        It is also about every frat boy who taunted a nerd, every date rape, every gay bash, every Duke basketball championship over the plucky outsider school, every rich cretin who stiffed you while you were waiting tables.

        But wasn't Obama a douchey Ivy-League Basketball jock from a fairly affluent family?

        1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

          I'm pretty sure he was also already the incumbent president. But you know...

          1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

            Who spent years saying that gays shouldn't marry.

            1. Randian   13 years ago

              And teasing and stiffing his Hispanic maid.

              1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                And literally laughing in the face of marijuana legalization advocates.

                1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

                  Yeah, but that wasn't in the quote we are responding to.

      2. Randian   13 years ago

        Rob Spillman is obviously brain-damaged.

      3. AZ   13 years ago

        These people need to keep their high school revenge fantasies out of their politics.

    5. Randian   13 years ago

      The first rule of Salon is DON'T READ SALON.

      1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

        The saddest part is that I only know about this because it was written by an editor who works at a small press I really like. And by "really like" I mean "have a tortured relationship with because it's run by leftists." But that's as much as I like any press...

  13. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption.

    REVERSE CATHOLICISM.

    1. T   13 years ago

      Wouldn't reverse Catholicism be eating meat only on Friday?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        Who are you, Bizarro Pope?

        1. T   13 years ago

          Supreme Heresiarch of Texas and the Outlying Planets in the Amalgamated Conglomerated Church of Phred, actually. And ordained minister of the Universal Life Church, too.

      2. db   13 years ago

        That would be inverse Catholicism.

      3. Rod Flash   13 years ago

        I thought it would require using birth control and staying home from church on Sundays.

        1. Alack   13 years ago

          In my experience, that's regular Catholicism.

        2. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

          Fools go to church on Sunday.

    2. NoVAHockey   13 years ago

      Jesus eat your body and drinks your blood during communion?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        JUST FORGET IT THEN.

        1. Marshall Gill   13 years ago

          Not until you have repented for your crime. Admit your sin, swear you will never make such a poor joke again, and you will be forgiven.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

            In an opposite confession, you owe me ten Hail Marys.

            1. BigT   13 years ago

              And the priest tells about the boys he buggered.

              1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

                No, the altar boys are moved from diocese to diocese to cover up their molesting ways.

                You know, I was an altar boy and a very attractive one at that, really filled out a cassock, but yet I never even got propositioned. What's up with that?

                1. fish   13 years ago

                  Maybe your beauty was simply too intimidating to local clergy FOE. Your cross to bear I guess.

                  1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

                    Acually, my childhood priest was a drinker not a lover. But he generally kept mass around 40 minutes so I have nothing but praise for the man.

              2. Mickey Rat   13 years ago

                To Elmo?

      2. Dr. Frankenstein   13 years ago

        Well, Jesus is one of the undead right?

  14. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Dianne Feinstein, the chair of the Senate's Intelligence Committee, wants an investigation as to why they were not told about the FBI investigation into the affair.

    The focus of the investigation will be Eric Cantor.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

      Cantor withheld the info so the GOP could try to gin up a controversy out of Benghazi in front of the election.

      No harm done. It was never going to amount to shit anyway.

      1. BigT   13 years ago

        Hahahahaha!

        Cantor: "Let's gin up a controversy about 4 Americans getting killed. It needs something spicy. How about withholding that stuff that smears Petraeus? That would so make it go away."

        You live in an orthogonal reality.

        1. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

          Petraeus was preparing to defend the White House/CIA point of view on Benghazi.

          1. Randian   13 years ago

            Uh, no way. He had the live feed of the attack but went along with the video lie just like everyone else.

          2. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

            Defend, or justify?

          3. Sevo   13 years ago

            Palin's Buttplug| 11.12.12 @ 5:44PM |#
            "Petraeus was preparing to defend the White House/CIA point of view on Benghazi."
            Got his email, didja, shreek?

      2. Coeus   13 years ago

        No harm done. It was never going to amount to shit anyway.

        And that is incredibly sad. But hey, at least that filmmaker is back in jail.

  15. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    SAS solider jailed by British authorities for bringing home a pistol from Iraq as a war trophy.

    His sentence was handed down on Remebrance Day.

    1. Dr. Frankenstein   13 years ago

      Technically illegal in an effort to make war less about looting and a more civilized affair. None the less you're talking about actions that have been done by soldiers since the begining of organized violence. Unless he was bringing in valuable art I say a wink and a nod should have been used in this.

      1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

        Sgt Nightingale's court martial did not dispute that the pistol had been a gift. It accepted statements from expert witnesses, including Dr Susan Young, a forensic psychologist also from King's College, London. She said that he probably had no recollection that he had the gun.

        And yet they still threw him in the brig despite the fact that he had no idea he still had the gun. And there were clear medical reasons why this was the case. That's just FUBAR.

        1. tarran   13 years ago

          Just to help you gauge exactly how barbaric England is...

          A homeowner is doing yard-work. He finds a bag in the hedge on his property line. The bag contains several hand-guns.

          He picks up the bag and walks down the road to the police station and turns it into the desk sergeant.

          He was sentenced to 1.5 years in jail for unlawful possession of a firearm. Fuck the English. When I become supreme dictator for life, I'm going to depose their royal family and install some minor German nobility on the throne. That'll punish them...

          1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

            The Elector of Hanover wasn't that minor.

            1. tarran   13 years ago

              😉

          2. Mickey Rat   13 years ago

            They've aleady had French nobility on their throne for almost a thousand years. They're masochists for that sort of punishment by now.

      2. NeonCat   13 years ago

        It's Britain. Handguns are illegal.

        1. Sevo   13 years ago

          'It's Britain. Rights are illegal.'
          FIFY

  16. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    An employment agency hiring for storm relief in New Jersey pulled out, citing unnamed "aggressive" incidents.

    A category one hiringcane.

  17. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    And if Venice is sinking I'm going under

    1. robc   13 years ago

      I know its not exactly the same, but compare and contrast with New Orleans.

    2. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      Oh, please. Give me a few floor jacks and I'd have the city right as rain.

  18. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Dear Prudence: I walked in on my son pleasuring himself with the vaccuum cleaner.

    1. Episiarch   13 years ago

      Dude, we know it was you.

    2. db   13 years ago

      Too loud.

    3. tarran   13 years ago

      I'm sure Groovus can regale us with a few stories of people who got their genitalia caught in vacuum cleaners when they slipped while vacuuming in the nude.

    4. fish   13 years ago

      Was it a Dyson?

  19. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Facebook 'couples pages' make me want to retch

    1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

      Wow, I'm definitely never going to visit one of those. At least, fingers crossed. Because if I accidentally do I might die.

      1. Libertymike   13 years ago

        Who in their right mind would even be remotely interested in "joining" Facebook?

        WTF?

        1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

          I have to be on it because of my job.

          1. Libertymike   13 years ago

            Being on it is one thing; actually joining and providing personal data / info is another.

            Don't mind me - I am a vehement opponent of giving any more personal data to the matrix.

  20. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    If my name was Alastair I'd want to be drunk all the time too.

  21. NeonCat   13 years ago

    I guess veterans should be glad Rahm bothered to show up at all.

    http://articles.chicagotribune.....ive-wreath

  22. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Let's be clear about this from the start: Victoria's Secret is a lingerie company. Not a particularly posh one, not even a particularly nice one, just a run-of-the-mill, middle-of-the-road knickers manufacturer that has cleverly managed to convince a lot of people that it is something special and is now the largest US manufacturer of lingerie.

    1. John   13 years ago

      So says a woman no one would want to see in her under wear no matter what the brand.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

        So says a woman no one would want to see in her under wear no matter what the brand.

        I don't know...Ms. Freeman is kinda cute.

        1. Old Man With Candy   13 years ago

          She looks a bit chilly in that photo...

        2. protefeed   13 years ago

          She's kind of nerdy cute. I'd do her if I could duct-tape her piehole shut -- or hate-fuck her.

          Or something.

    2. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

      That column is really dumb, but she's right about most of their stuff being tacky.

      1. John   13 years ago

        But anything, no matter how tacky, looks good if you put it on an insanely hot Brazilian teenager. And that is pretty much what VS does.

        1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

          I have been trying for 13 minutes to agree with you, John, really I have...but leopard print...it's just always bad.

          1. John   13 years ago

            That is just because you are a girl. Put that on a hot Brazilian teenager and I will think it is great. I can't help it. It is Pavlovian.

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              NSFW - How about schoolgirl outfits?

              http://s12.postimage.org/wtgi95it7/1809.jpg

              Unrelated, NSFW

              http://s12.postimage.org/mgu7n2pa3/1676.jpg

      2. Randian   13 years ago

        Vicky S has just as much tacky stuff as any competitor. Supply meet demand.

        1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

          Most competitors at least. I don't get why women think animal print is sexy.

          Do men?

          1. Episiarch   13 years ago

            I can't speak for everyone, but I think lingerie in general is stupid. It just gets in my way.

            1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

              That's not the point. The point is why some kind of Real Housewives bullshit has taken over the women's underclothing industry. I have seen RHONJ. Giudice? Manzo? Gorga? I think we know exactly who is at fault here. And it's you, whether you prefer them naked or not.

              1. Episiarch   13 years ago

                I'm willing to accept that condemnation, as long as you take some collective responsibility for Twilight.

                Not so sanguine now, are you?

                1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                  Hey, I already revealed that my mom is a fucking Twilight-lover. And I didn't kill her when I had the chance, now did I?

                  So yes, I admit it.

                  1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                    Breaking Wind: Part 2 -- homoerotic staredowns between guys who wax their chests, and an eternally constipated functional retard fawning over their hairless legs.

                    1. Lewisite   13 years ago

                      I like turtles.

            2. protefeed   13 years ago

              I can't speak for everyone, but I think lingerie in general is stupid. It just gets in my way.

              I can attest that an imaginatively dressed woman can be way sexier than a fully nude woman.

              And undressing is also known as "foreplay". You should try it sometimes, Epi, when raping gets a bit dull.

          2. Restoras   13 years ago

            Sometimes, yes.

          3. NeonCat   13 years ago

            Personally, I can't stand animal prints.

            1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

              I have, uh, "rules" about what prints are acceptable or not. Any animal print falls under "never acceptable." But I am, as Bertie Wooster might say, notoriously hidebound in these matters...

              1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                I should clarify that I mean for all clothing

              2. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

                "animal prints"...."hidebound"....and a shout out to Wodehouse.

                Us swine don't deserve these cast pearls, nicole.

                1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                  Tell me about it, stud.

    3. Episiarch   13 years ago

      Uh, no, Victoria's Secret figured out that being represented by insanely hot chicks is very good advertising.

      1. Libertymike   13 years ago

        Vicky's Secrets also figured out that it would behoove the company to invest in Fruit of the Loom and other manufacturers of male underwear.

        Do I have to explain why?

      2. wareagle   13 years ago

        you mean sex sells? No....

    4. Dagny T.   13 years ago

      She is snarky about La Senza too. I don't know, maybe they are tacky. Maybe she is decked out in super fancy $600 bras but $60 for something nice-ish from La Senza or VS is good enough for me.

      1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

        I thought she was saying La Senza, while no great shakes, was fine because they didn't try to be all fancy-pants like VS pretends to be.

        1. Dagny T.   13 years ago

          Do we have La Senza in the US? They are the main lingerie store in Canada, and I know they have them in UK and South Africa too. My impression is they market themselves very similarly. Nicer and more expensive than the boring beige department store stuff, with an unfortunate tendency to overpad. It is like VS cannot imagine why anyone wouldn't want to add 2 fake foam cup sizes, where I can't imagine who would.

          1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

            Remember La Senza Girl? Marketed to 5-12 year olds. I think they got rid of that.
            Disturbing.

          2. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

            No, there is no La Senza in the US.

            It is like VS cannot imagine why anyone wouldn't want to add 2 fake foam cup sizes, where I can't imagine who would.

            This is what finally got me to never go to VS again. I mean, I can imagine why some people would...like, say, 14-year-old girls...but me, not so much.

            1. Dagny T.   13 years ago

              Right, but for grownups, at some point the bra is coming off, right? And then the jig is up.

              1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                Dagny, Dagny, get thee to a Sex & the City marathon for prompt reeducation. You will learn from our dear leader Carrie Bradshaw that you are supposed to leave the bra on. For precisely this reason.

              2. Coeus   13 years ago

                Right, but for grownups, at some point the bra is coming off, right? And then the jig is up.

                There are very, very few guys who would stop after the bra comes off for any reason. Maybe if Quatto was under there, but it's still a toss-up.

            2. Ted S.   13 years ago

              This is what finally got me to never go to VS again. I mean, I can imagine why some people would...like, say, 14-year-old girls...but me, not so much.

              It took me a while to parse this sentence. At first, I thought you were saying why some people "would like 14-year-old girls", but you're not that sort of creep.

          3. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

            Victoria's Secret and La Senza are subsidiaries of the same company.

      2. wareagle   13 years ago

        what is the point to a $600 bra, other than "because I can." My bride swears by VS, mostly because their stuff lasts.

        1. Dagny T.   13 years ago

          I really do not know. I was shopping for a friend's lingerie bridal shower (ended up deciding it was too weird to buy my friend sexclothes and got her a nice robe instead) and found some of the most retardedly overpriced shit. I figured it would mostly be for rich guys buying as presents to show off for their younger girlfriends/mistresses.

        2. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

          There is definitely an extent to which money buys better quality. And more boning.

          1. generic Brand   13 years ago

            I'd pay to see this study performed.

            1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

              Christ, people, not that kind of boning.

              1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                Sexual euphemisms -- it's what's for breakfast, brunch, lunch, and dinner.

              2. Rhywun   13 years ago

                Remember where you are.

        3. rac3rx   13 years ago

          That has not been my experience. VS products are overpriced and do not hold up at all.

          Victoria's secret is bulimia.

          1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

            Victoria's secret is bulimia.

            Haha this is so true.

  23. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Iran launched military drills across half the country on Monday, warning it would act against aggressors less than a week after Washington accused Iranian warplanes of firing on a U.S. drone.

  24. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Duke University scientists create first 'perfect' invisibility cloak.

    I had no idea we had Romulans working for us.

    1. Episiarch   13 years ago

      Well they certainly aren't Vulcans if they're working at Duke.

    2. pmains   13 years ago

      The researchers are now working to apply the principles learned in the latest experiments to three dimensions - much more difficult than two.

      Now I see why you put scare quotes around "perfect."

      1. Dr. Frankenstein   13 years ago

        So the article is saying that the pattern of their experiments indicates two-dimensional thinking?

        1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

          They are intelligent, but not experienced.

          1. fish   13 years ago

            Z minus 10,000 meters~!

    3. Restoras   13 years ago

      Funny, I was thinking Peverell Brothers but this was a close second.

  25. Sevo   13 years ago

    "Dianne Feinstein, the chair of the Senate's Intelligence Committee, wants an investigation as to why they were not told about the FBI investigation"

    Uh, what's to investigate? There was an election going on and this could have hurt Obozo's chances.
    Covering up for political purposes? Hey, he's from Chicago.

  26. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Tim Hortons continues Middle East expansion with first Oman store.

    1. GILMORE   13 years ago

      FYI, The Emirates has one of the highest per capita coffee consumption in the world. Starbucks has been makin' bank in the ME for years.

      Also surprising = Japan is the 7th largest coffee market in the world. Canned coffee is like the most popular beverage in the country.

      1. Whahappan?   13 years ago

        Coffee originated on the Arabian Peninsula. Not so surprising.

  27. ant1sthenes   13 years ago

    The ever-useless Los Angeles City Council has voted to make every Monday "Meatless Monday" to encourage less meat consumption.

    The same ones that banned bareback porno? Apparently they don't eat meat or like the bone.

  28. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Indian sprinter Pinki Pramanik declared male, charged with rape

    1. Alack   13 years ago

      Story of my life, man.

  29. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Idiocracy: Stanford study suggests that humanity is getting progressively dumber since intelligence is no longer needed to survive.

    1. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

      Well, that explains the election results...

  30. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Aaron will totally OVERREACT to anything you want and send you a video or picture of it for $5

    1. generic Brand   13 years ago

      Hey! Don't group me in with this douchebag that spells Aaron with two R's.

  31. DJF   13 years ago

    Joe Biden's 42 year old son is joining the US Navy Reserve as a direct commission officer so he can become a public affairs officer. He has never served in the military and has no experience or training with it, yet he will be telling the press, politicians and other ignorant people about the Navy. The blind leading the blind.

    At the same time the Navy is kicking qualified and experienced personnel out of the Navy to save money.

    Looks like a good place to cut Pentagon spending is cutting these "public affairs officers" who are there to spread Pentagon propaganda. They are great at this job since they don't know anything about the military so they will have no problem toeing the Pentagon line.

    http://seattletimes.com/html/p.....nnavy.html

    1. tarran   13 years ago

      Back when I joined almost 20 years ago, the Navy used to call these guys Direct Input Limited Duty Officers. The acronym fit.

    2. generic Brand   13 years ago

      toeing the Pentagon line

      What'ing the Pentagon what?

  32. John   13 years ago

    http://english.alarabiya.net/a.....49092.html

    The jihadists want to go Taliban on the Spinx. I wonder if the world will sit idly by and let them do it.

    1. Rabban   13 years ago

      Simple fix. Sell all of it to Vegas. MGM (with the Luxor hotel) could buy the whole set and have it shipped over (a massive undertaking, but doable) to Nevada. Too bad about the Luxor re-branding into the gayest hotel on the strip, but no reason to let historical treasures of humanity turn into rubble.

    2. Restoras   13 years ago

      Poor Leon...what's he ever do to them?

  33. John   13 years ago

    http://nation.foxnews.com/paul.....us-january

    And the FBI had to hack into emails to figure out Petreus was banging this broad?

    1. Libertymike   13 years ago

      Like Imus, love the arms.

  34. John   13 years ago

    http://www.fox19.com/story/200.....-room-only

    Ryanair wants plans with standing room tickets.

  35. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Did Elmo drive Cookie Monster to a life of crime?

  36. John   13 years ago

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/n.....z0sGKuxHSN

    Check this out

    Jill Kelley, 37, of Tampa ? a "social liaison" to the powerful Joint Special Operations Command ? reported the jealous messages from Broadwell, who is accused of sleeping with the married four-star general, to the FBI, sources said.

    WTF is a social liaison? What do you want to bet she made six figures and was a GS 15 minimum if not an SES with a job title that says "I fuck generals".

    1. Randian   13 years ago

      I believe Rush said today that it was unpaid.

    2. Ted S.   13 years ago

      It's the opposite of an antisocial liaison.

  37. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Salak, the new breakout fruit from Indonesia

  38. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Cat hates his reflection

  39. Thane of Whiterun   13 years ago

    Everybody is, in some sense, fiscally conservative. Very few people actively advocate deficit spending unless there's an emergency.

    HAHAHAHA.

    Also, my whore ex-girlfriend goes to UChicago. What a bitch.

    1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

      I'm so sorry. They are seriously among the most insufferable students in the universe. And they have no. fucking. idea how to cross the street.

      If it makes you feel any better, there's a good chance I have extensively beeped my horn at your ex, probably while shouting obscenities about retarded children.

      1. Thane of Whiterun   13 years ago

        ooo, I know, I can spread rumors that she used to go out with a republican (at the time, that is...)!!!

        Nobody at my school knows how to cross the street either, in their defense. It's made up for by the fact that we have a badass crossing guard.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          Does he yell "FUS ROH DA" if some punk motherfucker jaywalks?

          1. Thane of Whiterun   13 years ago

            No lollygaggin!!!!

          2. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

            He used to be a campus rent a cop, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

    2. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

      Furthermore, this election has seen the Republican Party become associated with opposing women's rights over their own bodies.

      I mean, yeah, the Republicans do support the drug war, but so do the Democrats, and at least Republicans are less likely to support war on foods.

    3. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

      (I'm not entirely sure if Romney really is deceitful and conniving, but it's a comfortable bandwagon and I'm determined to jump on it.)

      And these people think they are the "reality-based community." Nuke universities today.

  40. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

    Photo dump time. This one goes out to General Patraeus. We're with you, my man.

    http://s12.postimage.org/txu8at01n/1566.jpg

    http://postimage.org/image/8pgjtdlkp/

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      NSFW

    2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      It's NSFW

      1. pmains   13 years ago

        Now you tell us.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          NSFW, bruh. This is recompense for fucking you up by forgetting the initial NSFW warning. My bad.

          http://s12.postimage.org/5p8w4bp17/1647.jpg

          http://s12.postimage.org/3n8eq2r23/1663.jpg

          1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

            Took you 4 tries but you finally got it.

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              Haters gonna hate.

              *Pink sunglasses*.

        2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

          Someday, you are going to have to come in to work a few hours late and skin a freshly caught fish on your desk. Your coworkers don't fear you enough if you can't browse porn in your cubicle.

          1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

            PS This comes from a guy who usually avoids the morning links as not to appear like he's fucking off 😉

    3. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      Hmm, a pop is telling me that there is a gorgeous woman nearby looking for a fuck-buddy. Must be true.

      1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

        I say go for it.

      2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        I forgot to filter out the site on the second photo. Sorry. Some of the shit that comes up on that is pretty weird.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder   13 years ago

      Not cool, that has a redirect

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        Sorry.

        Same picture without the site:

        http://s12.postimage.org/5vdefxjej/1590.jpg

    5. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

      Everytime RPA does a NSFW photo dump, a Ken Schultz cries.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        Why? Is he always at work?

        1. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

          No, it's that in his mind you're scaring away all the womenfolk.

          1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            Not a single woman I've known is somehow repulsed by naked pictures of other women. It's always "Eh? Meh."

            Who knows? I may attract some lesbians to the Cause (tm).

            1. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

              Quit it...you're ruining his "Libertarians' Problem with Women" narrative on the other thread.

              1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                Man, really?

                1. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

                  Of course, nicole. Aren't you such a delicate little flower that you get a case of the vapors if you accidentally overhear that most vulgar reference to the pudenda?

                  1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                    Well, I have been fairly characterized as a delicate little flower, but that was for getting motion sickness on elevators.

                    I wonder if Ken knows what Epi's name means?

                    1. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

                      I wonder if Ken knows what Epi's name means?

                      I don't know. Is Ken a David Brin fan?

                    2. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                      And here I thought it was a filthy joke. That's what I get for ignoring SF I suppose.

                      My version is better.

                2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                  Yeah. Example: My last girlfriend would point out inadequacies in them and giggle. She once commented about how she'd like a nipple piercing like the one she saw on one photo. I was like HURRRRR NO PIERCING.

              2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                Here's one for Ken, in that case: NSFW

                http://s12.postimage.org/91bsbd663/1870.jpg

                It's one of a girl who looks almost uncomfortable being there, so she probably shares Ken's ideas on libertarians' problems with Vagina-Americans.

                1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                  Aw, she doesn't look uncomfortable, and she has the prettiest hair of them all!

                  1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                    And she has that stare. Yummy.

                    1. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

                      I wonder if Ken knows what Epi's name means?

                      So what DOES it mean, other than the sci-fi reference? I can't find any other definition.

                    2. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                      A little Greek for you

                    3. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

                      Ah. So Episiarch is a pussy?

                      (Sorry, couldn't resist).

                    4. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Yeah, I prefer vulvas unmutilated. Thanks for the mental image.

                      You did that on purpose, Nicole!

                    5. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                      He made me!

                    6. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Yeah, his use of all-caps in "DONE" was a patriarchal act of superaggression. Don't blame yourself.

                    7. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                      Exactly.

                    8. Episiarch   13 years ago

                      You guys are all late to the party. The doc has been calling me that for a long time.

                      And yes, I am a HUGE pussy.

                    9. Coeus   13 years ago

                      , other than the sci-fi reference? I can't find any other definition.

                      Isn't he also the Australian aborigine in Marvel comics who opens portals with a piece of string?

                    10. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      What sorts of portals? *Wink wink*

          2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            NSFW: Like these gals, for example:

            http://s12.postimage.org/j2q9vjeyj/1986.jpg

            They could be libertarians!

      2. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

        I LOLed.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          I'm heterosexual, so I'm not sure I'd be picking very tasteful pictures of naked dudes. Sorry.

          1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

            Thanks, I'm good.

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              Ooooh. *Clears throat*. Well, in that case, more women coming up.

          2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

            If I could linger browse quickly through a few thousand pics of guys kissing one another while wearing speedos to pull off a so so joke last week, any dude can.

            Here you Nicole, enjoy!

            http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6q6-.....n+ass-.jpg

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              Don't be such a damned miscreant. Nicole deserves better.

              NSFW (for lesbians everywhere):

              http://s12.postimage.org/u3brppbi3/1883.jpg

              1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                What? That dude is not hot? I, I, I'm so hetero, I just can't tell!

                1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                  Stop trying to hide your fat-guy-in-soiled-speedo fetish. We all know, man. Let it go.

                  NSFW tattoos:

                  http://s12.postimage.org/fs1wvnp17/1937.jpg

                  1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                    I was going to send her a naughty hot dude after she complained about that one. But she never did complain. I'm just like my third grade self who pulled on girls pigtails on the playground to let her know she's okay by me.

                    1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

                      Hahaha. Haven't you guys learned by now that (most) girls don't care about pictures, hot or otherwise?

                      Real life, of course, is a different story.

                    2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                      You need more stimulation than mere appearance? Some audio in the mix. A bad boy with a sensitive soul?

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmQO1-tfhf4

                      If this doesn't work there is no secret formula that works on women. It's just random chance like we always suspected.

                    3. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

                      Piano? The one thing girls can't resist is sax....

                    4. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                      Funniest thing I've seen today.

                    5. generic Brand   13 years ago

                      Piano? The one thing girls can't resist is sax....

                      This is why I H&R.

                    6. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Says Nicole while sitting in her chair, fanning herself wildly with a magazine, trying to stay composed.

                      Let your hair down. It's Meatless Monday today, so women are going to have to settle for pictures.

                  2. generic Brand   13 years ago

                    Killazontherun|11.12.12 @ 6:08PM|#

                    What? That dude is not hot? I, I, I'm so hetero, I just can't tell!

                    reply to this

                    Res Publica Americana|11.12.12 @ 6:14PM|#

                    Stop trying to hide your fat-guy-in-soiled-speedo fetish. We all know, man. Let it go.

                    Oh jeez, it's like Bizarro AM links where John and sarcasmic are played by Killaz and RPA and it's dudes and not chicks.

                    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Yeah, let's break up this sausage fest with a little Ukrainian tail:

                      http://s12.postimage.org/6pdfompa3/1987.jpg

  41. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

    NSFW again, unless your boss is a badass.

    http://s12.postimage.org/5wnc9cl8b/1606.jpg

    http://s12.postimage.org/ce68suvln/1630.jpg

    1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

      Wow, how 'bout that! While I checked out the first pic, a lady in my home town IMed me on that very page. Sorry lady, not only am I taken but she scares the fuck out of me.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        NSFW: http://s12.postimage.org/nyk9cdjej/1873.jpg

        Was it her?

        1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

          A wee little crack that fits snuggly against my index finger. What's not to like.

        2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

          Oh, that's in reference to these popup ads that are designed to look like they are IMs on the site you linked to.

          1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            NSFW

            http://s12.postimage.org/6drdy4jgb/1888.jpg

            Where'd that G-string go? It got swallowed up!

        3. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

          That's great.

          1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            Representing Canadia NSFW:

            http://s12.postimage.org/e8wvftmrf/1859.jpg

            1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

              Molson does the body good.

              1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                I'd love to come home to see her sitting on my bed, exactly in that pose and state of dress. Better yet, her and this babe together:

                NSFW

                http://s12.postimage.org/6j8xd0uwr/2066.jpg

  42. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    More than a third of Germans living in the former communist east harbour hostility towards foreigners, according to a report published on Monday, showing an increase of 30% over the past decade.

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Speaking of German girls (NSFW):

      http://s12.postimage.org/57dqogzgb/1837.jpg

      And for the ones who like to observe:

      http://s12.postimage.org/vtq7dg3nf/1842.jpg

      Heil Deutschland.

      1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        Zee first is the perfectest (what the fuck, that's a real word? No squiggely red lines? I don't even) bottom. Just a hint of a saddle on the sides but well firm.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          Were you the one who said you had a fetish for good jeans/pants on a hot babe?

          1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

            I can see myself saying that. Understand I intentionally kill memories with heavy drinking. Nowhere close to being eidetic anymore!

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              Well, I don't about pants, but here are some hot shorts:

              http://s12.postimage.org/4koh9sy9n/1903.jpg

            2. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

              Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Killaz.

      2. Death Rock and Skull   13 years ago

        I can see you have a taste for clam shell.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          NSFW - How about three?

          http://s12.postimage.org/xj8xwdf23/1901.jpg

          1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

            I would say I want that redhead.... but I want all of them. They are the best 3 of your entire photo dump, and they're all in the same picture!

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              How about some rear views of their teammates?

              NSFW

              http://s12.postimage.org/7wrdgufej/1935.jpg

          2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

            Weak chin reminds me of that chick from 24. Sometime, I find that hot. I have a lot of microfetishes where certain things please me at certain times.

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              Like that three-boobed chick in Total Recall?

              1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                That just confuses me with choices.

                1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                  Dude, it's easy. One for each hand, and one for your mouth. Perfection.

                2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                  Three of this size would be extra-perfect:

                  http://s12.postimage.org/ypqq0e7i3/2093.jpg

                  1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                    Where would you fit the third? You need sloping torpedo tits to make room there. Mmm, another microfetish, torpedo tits. Ms. Rupard in seventh grad all over again.

                    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Good question. I guess I'll stick with the original two-unit setup, in that case.

                      http://s12.postimage.org/x5gso99q3/2014.jpg

                    2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                      Well, that is a sweet set.

  43. Death Rock and Skull   13 years ago

    I've embarked on a personal journey for approximately six days and reached an understanding that people have been content in their comfortable environment for a long time. Extending any effort with the intention of redirecting this environment is futile, so by playing ball I might still come out ahead by the time said environment terminates at its ultimate conclusion. Can anybody provide any advice on how I might be able to receive some AFL-CIO pension fund loans?

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Look at photographs of hot babes on the Internet.

    2. Randian   13 years ago

      I recommend seeking a job with your state or the federal government. That's the best way to leech.

      1. Death Rock and Skull   13 years ago

        I recently opened the door to an ongoing organized public-private sector opportunity that will give me stability after every appropriation cycle for five to ten years if there are no interruptions. But that is someone else's goose and only ensures adequate security for me. I have some other plans but I need some sponsors.

    3. Episiarch   13 years ago

      Join the po-po.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        Paid vacations for gangland murder = nice gig.

    4. Jordan   13 years ago

      Well, not sure about that, but I can tell you that if we get "universal" healthcare, I plan to go to the doctor every time I get a runny nose. This despite the fact that I currently have private health insurance and haven't been to a doctor in over 10 years.

  44. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

    In Wingnuttopia they are whining about the UN Small Arms Treaty - falsely claiming that Obama is pursuing a US gun ban.

    http://www.humanevents.com/201.....-election/

    Their nuttiness never stops.

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Shut the fuck up and enjoy some ass (NSFW):

      http://s12.postimage.org/yhpaynse3/1890.jpg

      And as exaggerated as people's concern can get with that treaty, it's the UN, Shrike. Their impotency is no indication that they're any less malicious than they were. Beware.

      1. Death Rock and Skull   13 years ago

        That's some nice side-B grooves right there.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          Side-B reminded me of side-boob. Side-boob = cleavage.

          No nudity, but may be NSFW:

          http://s12.postimage.org/3sgrdhnqz/1874.jpg

      2. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

        OK, you win that one. That is some juicy tail.

    2. fish   13 years ago

      Like he wouldn't if he though he could pull it off! Tell me again how you are really not an Obama supporter! Tard!

    3. fish   13 years ago

      Like he wouldn't if he though he could pull it off! Tell me again how you are really not an Obama supporter! Tard!

  45. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

    http://abcnews.go.com/m/blogEntry?id=17701623

    Democrat Kyrsten Sinema was declared the winner today, becoming the first openly bisexual member of Congress.

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      This has always been something of a mystery to me -- why the fuck should I give a shit about a candidate's sexuality, ethnicity, or gender? Her positions blow. Fuck her.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   13 years ago

        Since there are no libertarians in Congress you must think they all blow.

        Which is fair.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          1) Who said I was a libertarian?

          2) I'm not the type to go the No True Scotsman route, so they don't all blow.

          I wish she would though (NSFW):

          http://s12.postimage.org/rotjg4qyj/1913.jpg

      2. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

        Now that she's in Congress, she will be less interested in bi-ing and more interested in selling.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          A platinum-coated Internet -- you have won it.

          And this:

          NSFW

          http://s12.postimage.org/tbrxsuhrv/2087.jpg

    2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      NSFW

      http://s12.postimage.org/4m30gyph7/1911.jpg

      Now if Sinema looked like THAT, I'd vote for her even if she were an Obamatron (not really, but you get the gist).

      1. Death Rock and Skull   13 years ago

        She reminds me of the bartender at the Orlando (I think) bar down the street from the cop station who was wearing chaps with her bare ass showing, and kept calling me "hon" in a smoker voice. I don't think I would have hit that.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          But boobs fix everything. So here's a NSFW one to take your mind off of the bare-ass hooker chick:

          http://s12.postimage.org/gula5omm3/2072.jpg

          1. Death Rock and Skull   13 years ago

            Is she taking a dump in a truck tire? That's hot!

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              I'm pretty sure she's sitting on it.

              Take your sick-mindedness elsewhere!!

  46. Mr Whipple   13 years ago

    An employment agency hiring for storm relief in New Jersey pulled out, citing unnamed "aggressive" incidents.

    File this under:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

  47. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

    I assume that at some point today we covered (Gawker's coverage of) the "We the People" petitions to secede from the union...but the comments, just in case you weren't sure...well they are awesome.

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      That shit's gold. These pinkos actually believe Texans are going to miss NJ, because CONFEDERACY LOLOLOL.

      You can't write this shit.

    2. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      I like how indignant they are that there are people in Oregon, New York, and Colorado want to secede.

    3. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      Also let's hoist up the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

      Note that it has been flagged as offensive by the YouTube community.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        The Irish green shall again be seen as our Irish fathers bore it --

        A burning wind from the South behind, and the Yankee route before it!

    4. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Holy shit, Nicole -- the Texan petition gained 140 votes in five minutes.

      1. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

        What's really great is that is also gained enough votes that the White House is supposed to respond to it!

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          400 more. Holy shit. This thing's on fire.

        2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          Oregon gained 100, Louisiana gained 200, Alabama gained about 150, and Tennessee gained about 100. Texas has gained about 600 total since we started discussing it.

    5. Tman   13 years ago

      Is anyone really surprised by this though?

      Half the the country didn't vote for Obumbles the first time, and now they get to watch him ruin the country for another four years. I'm surprised it's not more popular.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        I'm willing to bet the Texan one gets hundreds of thousands of votes, and then shit might get interesting.

        1. Tman   13 years ago

          If they took a nationwide poll right now I bet there would be a scary amount of people who would vote to walk away from the blue state disasters that the next four years has in store.

          I'm not one of them, but I get why there are.

          1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            I'm betting on millions.

      2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        Like they always like to keep reminding us. The constitution is not a suicide pack. If that's the case you can't argue against succession being anything but completely legit.

    6. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      The comparison to the Civil War is about the only thing their brains can fathom, nevermind that the parallels are more apt to 1776 since the issue we have is a Federal government that has exceeded all bounded authority and embraced arbitrary rule at the expense of local autonomy and self-governance.

      These liberals would have all be royalists back in those days.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        UELs. Fuck 'em.

    7. Killazontherun   13 years ago

      Sympathetic and I understand it, but don't support it because almost everything is more trouble than it is worth.

  48. Lewisite   13 years ago

    :911Ducktailand 4 moreReply:
    "Good, let them go. Sorry about Oregon but as a blue stater I'm sick of red state socialism "

    But what does it mean?

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      "The last thing the planet needs is 20 new third-world nations."

      Stupid progressive cunt is stupid.

      1. Lewisite   13 years ago

        And this little gem right here:

        Suzanne1958

        6 hours ago
        "Let them go. They can learn to take care of themselves. No more federal funding for roads, no more Social Security for them, no more FEMA help no more Medicare or Medicaid, and no more Federal money for education. It doesn't seem to be doing much good anyways. We will build a wall, enforce immigration and treat them exactly like they treat everybody else. Be careful what you wish for folks. "

        I guess shes kinda missing the point...no?

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          Does she not realize that that list of things is actually a list of really awesome things that should happen in all states?

          1. Lewisite   13 years ago

            Tragically the irony is lost on her.

      2. Lewisite   13 years ago

        Best one yet:

        octothorp

        7 hours ago
        "I say, give it a chance. It's happened before, and look how marvelously things turned out for the Confederacy."

        I'm still marveling at the brilliance of that statement.

        1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

          Yes, everyone knows that the Confederacy peacefully went their own way and four years later was begging Lincoln to take them back.

          1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            It's not like the Confederate secession was successful or anything. Heh!

            1. Lewisite   13 years ago

              I had briefly considered drinking a glass of milk whilst re-reading Octothorp's comment again, to see if milk would shoot from my nose...but thought better of it, because that would be almost as stupid as his comment.

              1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                If you want to wash away the filth of Progressive Fucktardedness from your mind, drinking yourself into a stupid (via Jack Daniels) is your best bet.

                1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                  A stupor, too.

                  1. Lewisite   13 years ago

                    ^This^

    2. DRM   13 years ago

      "Red state socialism" is the idea that blue states are making net tax transfers to red ones.

      This is true on average, but looking at it at the red-vs-blue level obscures things like Texas being a bigger and more consistent net donor state than California.

  49. nicole just can't even!   13 years ago

    NYT Styles Section does not let storm get in way of idiocy:

    VETERANS of dorm life are familiar with the "freshman 15," the proverbial dozen-plus pounds that new college students pack on as they adjust to campus life.

    After a week of Chips Ahoy!-foraging and stress-bingeing in darkened apartments, downtowners who finally caught a glimpse of themselves in the mirror after the lights went on realized that they had succumbed to a highly localized version: the "Sandy Five."

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Ban food during emergencies. PROBLEM SOLVED. Why do you hate healthy living, Nicole?!

  50. Bruce Majors for Congress (DC)   13 years ago

    At today's White House Presser, Jay Carney said he knew 3 Paula Broadwell's and does not know which one was sleeping with Petraeus.

    1. Lewisite   13 years ago

      Hopefully that question was thrown at him like a shoe, and that was his best attempt at dodging it.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        *Press asks uncomfortable question.*

        Carney: "What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a REPUBLICAN!"

        *Press corps drops to the floor with anguished screams.*

        1. Lewisite   13 years ago

          Patches O'Houlihan' to GW. Booosh;

          "If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a dodgeball!"

          Sagely advice, years later it paid off for dubya against the Iraqi shoe throwers onslaught.

          1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            Lmao. The Texan petition has gained over 1,000 signatures in the space of about an hour. Awesome.

            1. Lewisite   13 years ago

              LOL
              The crazy thing would be how fast states themselves would want to split up after succession, west Florida and the panhandle could split from the east coast strip, then burn it.. New York state could succeed from NYC, and then nuke it from orbit, PA could forc..err..donate Philly to NJ, Detroit could go to Canada..or be buried under 62ft of solid concrete, whatever. Imagine the possibilities.

  51. Bruce Majors for Congress (DC)   13 years ago

    At today's White House Presser, Jay Carney said he knew 3 Paula Broadwell's and does not know which one was sleeping with Petraeus.

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Yeah, but Jay Carney's functionally retarded. The guy's like a broken e-reader.

  52. Bruce Majors for Congress (DC)   13 years ago

    At today's White House Presser, Jay Carney said he knew 3 Paula Broadwell's and does not know which one was sleeping with Petraeus.

  53. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

    Summary of petitions: Over 10,000 votes for secession in one hour. At this rate, this'll mean there are millions of people wanting the federales to fuck off. I wonder how Emperor Hussein and the Gang are going to react.

    1. Lewisite   13 years ago

      Casual disregard, and highballs at 8pm

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        You know what would be really great? Checking back at that petition page, and finding that something like 10,000,000 Texans or more want out. Imagine the clusterfuck.

        1. Lewisite   13 years ago

          But...who whould maintain the golf courses? Who would golf there?

  54. BoscoH   13 years ago

    In all seriousness, I just read an article on USA Today in the wake of David Patreaus having a crazy hot woman under his desk, purporting to explain why powerful men cheat.

    Seriously, you can't make this up.

    1. ant1sthenes   13 years ago

      If I remember South Park correctly it had something to do with "aliens".

  55. zandooo   13 years ago

    lol, Who cares, Senate and Congress are jsut as (if not more) corrupt!

    http://www.Privacy-Guyz.tk

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