How to Tell Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, and Gary Johnson Apart Using Fan Art

Mitt Romney supporters make stuff like this: 

Barack Obama supporters make stuff like this: 

Gary Johnson supporters make stuff like this: 

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[Eduard van Haalen]

“Live Free or High?”

[sarcasmic]

and, not or

[EDG reppin' LBC]

with, nor in

[Fist of Etiquette]

Black guys drive like this… but white guys drive like this…

I’m going to draw a picture of a lit Gary Johnson subduing Mount Everest. And there will be dragons.

[Bardas Phocas]

No unicorns?

Please God, no unicorns.

[Citizen Nothing]

Gary Johnson, dressed in a top hat and monocle, killing a gutting a unicorn.

[RBS]

+ 1 unicorn horn.

[Heroic Mulatto]

Gary Johnson, dressed in a top hat and monocle, having naked, slave-shackled Obama killing and gutting a unicorn.

[Apatheist ?_??]

Link to buy the papers?

[Eduard van Haalen]

(For tobacco use only)

[Fist of Etiquette]

Just asking that question gets you put on a list.

[Tim]

Never mention The List or you will be on it.

[some guy]

Pretty much anything used to get you on the list. Then they inverted the list because it was easier to list the people who WEREN’T on the list than to list the people who WERE on the list. Now, you want to be ON the list, but asking questions or mentioning the list gets you OFF the list.

[LTC(ret) John]

You are on the list…now.

[Spartacus]

I want some of those and I don’t even smoke anymore.

[Tim]

Good for pranking office computers, “replacement Google” sponsored by the NFL. Just replace Google on your co-workers favorites.

http://replacementgoogle.com/

[Rich]

Now *you’re* on the list!

[Auric Demonocles]

And reason writers make alt-text like this:

[EDG reppin' LBC]

Gary’s not here, man!

[The Late P Brooks]

Shepard Fairey poster with

CULT

[BakedPenguin]

Good idea, P Brooks.

[Tim]

SHoulda had the guy from “Family Circus” draw Romney.

[EDG reppin' LBC]

Bill Keane? Way too controversial for the Romney campaign.

[LTC(ret) John]

Yeah, might as well get Ted Rall to do it!

[Kaptious Kristen]

Or Chip Bok.

[The Derider]

Evidence that Johnson is awesome.

Evidence that Johnson will not achieve electoral success.

[Loki]

Why am I not surprised the Obama supporter’s “art” looks like Kindergartener finger painting?

[R C Dean]

You mean “Libyan ambassador finger painting”?

[Jesus H. Christ]

The moment GJ started wearing a peace sign shirt and targeting potheads, his campaign was truly marginalized. Wait, the second he went libertarian party, his campaign was marginalized. No, it was when he came out against the global war on brown people that his campaign was marginalized. Maybe it was when he said he wanted to block grant all stolen money that doesn’t really exist that the old people are counting on?

[The Late P Brooks]

Urkobold crashes my computer, fuckers.

[dunkel]

mine too, what the fuck?