Not accustomed to being a government jobs board, but in pre-celebration of a forthcoming Reason magazine cover feature package on the future of space travel and research, wanted to note that NASA is accepting applications as of today for sober scientists and far-out space nuts of all varieties (no non-citizens or druggies need apply!):
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has a need for Astronaut Candidates to support the International Space Station (ISS) Program and future deep space exploration activities.
KEY REQUIREMENTS
Position subject to pre-employment background investigation
This is drug-testing designated position
Frequent travel may be required
Selectee must pass a pre-employment medical examination….
There's lots to do:
Astronauts are involved in all aspects of assembly and on-orbit operations of the ISS. This includes extravehicular activities (EVA), robotics operations using the remote manipulator system, experiment operations, and onboard maintenance tasks. Astronauts are required to have a detailed knowledge of the ISS systems, as well as detailed knowledge of the operational characteristics, mission requirements and objectives, and supporting systems and equipment for each experiment on their assigned missions.
Credentialism alert: you need a bachelor's degree to fly this high. And, you know, a real one. Not any of these:
The following degree fields are not considered qualifying:
-Degrees in Technology (Engineering Technology, Aviation Technology, Medical Technology, etc.)
Degrees in Psychology (except for Clinical Psychology, Physiological Psychology, or Experimental Psychology, which are qualifying)
Degrees in Nursing
--Degrees in Exercise Physiology or similar fields
--Degrees in Social Sciences (Geography, Anthropology, Archaeology, etc.)
--Degrees in Aviation, Aviation Management, or similar fields
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Columbus brought a Hebrew speaker on his first voyage to the "Indies" becuase it was believed that Hebrew was the first language, and therefore the Indies would have some comparable language.
So, in a Michelle Bachman administration, you're probably a shoe-in.
I spent two summers in D.C. working at the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, and while I wasn't working with any astronauts, I can assure you that there were plenty of scientists there who wouldn't pass a drug test. Of course, I played on the Goddard ultimate frisbee team, so I may have not been dealing with a representative sample.
All astronauts should have to have film-making degrees so that when they fake another moon landing they do it perfectly this time. Or a Mars landing, but I don't think they'll want OJ to go with them this time.
Have you ever considered that Buzz Aldrin is such a tough son of a bitch that wearing a deflated suit on the moon was just not that big of the deal. BTW, where can you get that special alluminum that can protect you from frying at 380 degrees on one side of the one ply layer module and freezing to death on the other? They don't seem to make it any longer?
Let's not tiptoe around the truth here. Obviously they've found a huge asteroid hurtling toward Earth and they need a bunch of core drillers and oil rig workers and Ben Affleck to launch at it but they can't admit it publicly because it might negatively affect Barack Obama's re-election campaign.
Also, wasn't Doherty supposed to be off doing something else?
A scorpion comes upon a frog on the bank of a river. The scorpion asks the frog to carry it across the river on its back. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins to carry the scorpion, but halfway across the river the scorpion stings the frog. As the frog is succumbing to the poison and begins to go under, it asks the scorpion why do this. The scorpion answers, "It's my nature."
I can hardly be blamed when Reason references NASA.
Yeah, right. What, does it turn out to be a chick flick? Woody Allen directed? Dane Cook in the cast? You can try to make me pay, but I'm not going to help you do it. I think I'll pass on your movie recommendations.
So I just watched Transformers 3. The first movie was entertaining popcorn-fest shit that I thought was money well spent for some action fun at the movies. Transformers 2 blew, and I kind of stopped giving a shit. Transformers 3 blows to a point that it's not possible to watch it in its entirety without pausing to do something else before you go back to deconstructing your mind.
Michael Bay, please, stop making movies like this.
You tasteless SOB -- you're telling me that Megan Fox ISN'T THE HOTEST GRIL EVER, (+Michael Bay is soooo awsom!!!) AND THAT SHIA LEBONF ISN'T THE NEXT ROBERT DE NERO?
Huh?! I didn't hear that. Stupid NBC.
🙁 That said, as much as I love the show, the terrible acting has been getting on my nerves lately. Still one of my favorites though.
Finally I can put my Philosophy degree to work.
I think you'll fail the reading comprehension part of the exam.
It is a government job.
Women's Studied, with a minor in Hebrew -- would they accept that?
*Studies
Does my General Business BS offset the Chem BS?
Columbus brought a Hebrew speaker on his first voyage to the "Indies" becuase it was believed that Hebrew was the first language, and therefore the Indies would have some comparable language.
So, in a Michelle Bachman administration, you're probably a shoe-in.
So, being a pot-headed Philosophy major with a hernia, I need not apply?
I spent two summers in D.C. working at the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, and while I wasn't working with any astronauts, I can assure you that there were plenty of scientists there who wouldn't pass a drug test. Of course, I played on the Goddard ultimate frisbee team, so I may have not been dealing with a representative sample.
If a person's smart enough to work at nasa, then they're probably smart enough to take up swimming and pass a piss test.
Geography is a social science?
All astronauts should have to have film-making degrees so that when they fake another moon landing they do it perfectly this time. Or a Mars landing, but I don't think they'll want OJ to go with them this time.
Better question: you can get a degree in Geography?
Yes, my brother in law has an honest-to-god degree in Geography.
I always think of Buster Bluth when he talks about his college experience...
Say that to Buzz Aldrin in person.
No, because he'd slug me.
I bet you could take that old fucker. He's a fucking DANCER! Come on!
OH - THIS IS AWESOME! Aldrin punches a dude who says he faked the moon landing! 21 seconds of AWESOME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUI36tPKDg4
Welcome to the getting the joke club Almanian.
It's great to be here!
That just proves it was faked.
To be c;ear, he only slugs people who claim the Moon landing was a hoax. He's agnostic about the Mars landing.
And to be clear.
Have you ever considered that Buzz Aldrin is such a tough son of a bitch that wearing a deflated suit on the moon was just not that big of the deal. BTW, where can you get that special alluminum that can protect you from frying at 380 degrees on one side of the one ply layer module and freezing to death on the other? They don't seem to make it any longer?
No, no, I keed. I keed.
It would have been cool to have this info in high school.
Let's not tiptoe around the truth here. Obviously they've found a huge asteroid hurtling toward Earth and they need a bunch of core drillers and oil rig workers and Ben Affleck to launch at it but they can't admit it publicly because it might negatively affect Barack Obama's re-election campaign.
Also, wasn't Doherty supposed to be off doing something else?
You know, I had hoped--really hoped--that we could do this without a Michael Bay reference. But you just couldn't leave it be. You just had to do it.
You'll pay for this.
A scorpion comes upon a frog on the bank of a river. The scorpion asks the frog to carry it across the river on its back. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins to carry the scorpion, but halfway across the river the scorpion stings the frog. As the frog is succumbing to the poison and begins to go under, it asks the scorpion why do this. The scorpion answers, "It's my nature."
I can hardly be blamed when Reason references NASA.
**starts slow, rhythmic clapping while staring at FoE**
Make all the excuses you want, but you will pay.
If you like the scorpion frog story, you might want to make sure you see Drive...
Yeah, right. What, does it turn out to be a chick flick? Woody Allen directed? Dane Cook in the cast? You can try to make me pay, but I'm not going to help you do it. I think I'll pass on your movie recommendations.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day Fist. Even if he does watch ATHF, Episiarch is right about Drive. Go watch it right now.
I have to admit, that Ryan Gosling is pretty dreamy.
I was off doing something else for the past six months. Now I'm back.
Okay then. I accept your apology.
He is writing a book so give the man some slack.
Welcome home, Brian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM
I'm endlessly amused that apparently my Latin degree counts as "real", but my friend's Psychology one doesn't
I'm guessing that falls under etc.
No druggies? Everyone knows Major Tom was a junkie.
Yeah, and look where HE ended up: as a ghost in the Sargasso Sea!
I'll give a virtual high five to anyone who gets this reference.
How about just a "go venture" with two fingers?
GO TEAM COEUS!
Cool. Now how about a "Rusty Venture"?
Welp, I've got to be going. Ta!
Pfft no swimming for this adult.
Is that anywhere near Spider Skull Island?
98% of sequel-type songs suck balls.
Im trying to figure out what the 2% is.
That last Johnny Cash album.
Those job requirements are retarded.
Still - can FINALLY put my Psych degree...I mean "EXPERIMENTAL Psych Degree"....to work - YES!
BS in Biology with a concentration in Pre-Med!!! Now, if only I could get rid of this blasted asthma and malignant hyperthermia I be good to go.
Chloe, are you trying to tell us that... you're hot?
This sort of welcome is why there are no female libertarians.
You should be used to it by now.
We don't need them anyway.
Even if I were qualified somehow, I would throw up the entire way there. Wherever that is.
So, what's SpaceX up to these days?
Panhandling NASA, I believe.
Would A diploma from Grant College be acceptable? I have this friend who went there.
What a coincidence! I got a grant from Diploma College!
So I just watched Transformers 3. The first movie was entertaining popcorn-fest shit that I thought was money well spent for some action fun at the movies. Transformers 2 blew, and I kind of stopped giving a shit. Transformers 3 blows to a point that it's not possible to watch it in its entirety without pausing to do something else before you go back to deconstructing your mind.
Michael Bay, please, stop making movies like this.
WHY??????
...if you watched the first two, did you bother with #3?
It was more a question about the attempt for a Bay thread jack.
I threadjacked a complaint about a threadjack. I have reached new levels of reason.com proficiency.
+1 for...somebody...?
Michael Bay, please, stop making movies like this.
That's better.
You tasteless SOB -- you're telling me that Megan Fox ISN'T THE HOTEST GRIL EVER, (+Michael Bay is soooo awsom!!!) AND THAT SHIA LEBONF ISN'T THE NEXT ROBERT DE NERO?
I will watch the Rifftrax version when it comes out.
RiffTrax is fucking awesome. Pretty much every one of their tracks is hilarious.
I will be the first librarian in space.
Something funny from me for a change...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2eh6f5Go0
Now that we're talking about off-brand degrees, I'm getting all these adds from voc colleges and online universities.
Any ads for Greendale Community College?
Seeing as the show has been put "on hiatus" (but technically not canceled), I doubt it.
And, other than gay Facebook friends and their female hangers-on, the rest of the world yawned.
Let us have a moment of silence for Annie's boobs.
A moment of silence in my bunk.
Huh?! I didn't hear that. Stupid NBC.
🙁 That said, as much as I love the show, the terrible acting has been getting on my nerves lately. Still one of my favorites though.
Hey, you can get an astronautics degree there. NASA'd love a Greendale graduate!
To be an astronaut you need to be extremely stable.
"Frequent travel may be required".
Well there's a shocker, I thought astronauts all worked from home.
Why are they accepting anything outside of aerospace engineering or pilot?